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Austerity doesn't necessarily have to apply to the corporate environment.  In fact, governments around the world are using it all the time to cover their asses by throwing the [[You|baby]] out with the bathwater.
Austerity doesn't necessarily have to apply to the corporate environment.  In fact, governments around the world are using it all the time to cover their asses by throwing the [[You|baby]] out with the bathwater.
[[File:Boehner Austerity.jpg|thumb|A short cartoon about how Americans use austerity]].
== Auserity Viewpoints ==
Generally, the opinion of austerity depends on whose making the cuts to the government or corporation.
=== Whose OK with Austerity? ===
* [[John Boehner]]
* [[Barack Obama]]
* [[David Cameron]]
* [[Nicholas Sarcosky]]
* [[Rich cunts]] or as they like to be called "small businesses".
* [[Jews]]
* [[European Union]]
* [[Tea Party]]
* Anyone in posession of [[Jewgold]]
=== Whose not OK with Austerity? ===
* [[You]]
* [[Liberals]]
* The military (I'm sure we still have the pics from when the Military had those "will fight for food" pictures.)
* Local governments
* Laborers
* Those worried about being fired.
=== Whose completely fucked by Austerity? ===
* [[You]]
* [[Chris-chan|Anyone on social security]]
* Anyone on welfare.
* Anyone who really relies on government help to keep them from moving into a Hooverville camp.
* The poor.

Revision as of 20:03, 15 August 2011

So, you just got fired from your job while your boss got another pay raise. Or it's three weeks until your retirement benefits kick in and your boss is letting you go. Or you've worked at a company for more than 10 years and notice all your co-workers are younger than you are, are getting paid less than you are, and speak less English than you do.

Welcome to the exciting world of austerity.

Austerity doesn't necessarily have to apply to the corporate environment. In fact, governments around the world are using it all the time to cover their asses by throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

A short cartoon about how Americans use austerity

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Auserity Viewpoints

Generally, the opinion of austerity depends on whose making the cuts to the government or corporation.

Whose OK with Austerity?

Whose not OK with Austerity?

  • You
  • Liberals
  • The military (I'm sure we still have the pics from when the Military had those "will fight for food" pictures.)
  • Local governments
  • Laborers
  • Those worried about being fired.

Whose completely fucked by Austerity?

  • You
  • Anyone on social security
  • Anyone on welfare.
  • Anyone who really relies on government help to keep them from moving into a Hooverville camp.
  • The poor.