KoolDrawer

STEP THE FUCK OFF! KoolDrawer looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on EDF.

KoolDrawer's awesome ID, which appeared for only one day before being baleeted. Someone managed to download it before then, and it is now posted in hi-def for all to enjoy. It's also his current icon.

Sonic and his minion Tails try to save animals in this failure of a comic strip.

Tails's reaction to the picture above. Note the life being drained out of his eyes.

KoolDrawer's attempt at drawing Harry Potter's magic wand.

KoolDrawer is a retarded, butthurt sonicfag who resides in the dark corners of deviantart. He has a habit of screaming stupid remarks at anyone who comments on his shitty MS Paint "art". He is the soulmate of Chasethehedgehog- both are bratty little sonicfags who can't accept that their pile of shit they call "art" does not even deserve a space on their hard drive. His most famous remark is "shut up my art is better than urs", when quite frankly, seeing a monkey molest a pile of donkey crap is a prettier sight than his pathetic drawings. Going back to the whole Chase thing, he actually claims his "artwork" to be in the top 30% of deviantART, whilst Chase claims his to be in the top 10%. What a coincidence. But the scary thing is, this failure is even worse than Chase, so therfore Chase is not this guy.

He is most known for refusing to accept criticism, and raging against anyone who dares to say that he needs improvement.

	“	TELLING ME TO IMPROVE IS LIKE TELLING ME TO CLIMB HIGHER ON A MOUNTAIN WHEN IM ALREADY AT THE TOP!!!!!!	„
	—The reason for not accepting critique, which of course he is now overusing.]

This Furfag also has a habit of bawww-locking anyone who dares to correct or mock him. His misuse of decent grammar and irony in his comments simply adds to the lulz. Also, his profile and comments seem to claim that his age is 23, and that his first name is "Rick". His account was created on August 2nd, 2011. Within a few days of his account's creation, he has already sparked a tidal wave of lulz and butthurt.

His understanding of sarcasm is very limited, and when someone trolls him by telling how "awesome" his art is, he actually believes it and simply responds with "thx", or "thanks for ur comment". On his very first day on the site, KoolDrawer submitted seven specimens of shit. They are viewable in his gallery, along with his most recent and eyeball-scarring art. http://kooldrawer.deviantart.com/gallery/

	“	hi my name is Rick and i am new to devinart. im an awessome artist and i like to draw i am better than most people at drawing and I like to talk to people. but dont be stupid or mean okay? bye	„
	—KoolDrawer in his first journal entry.

	“	Yeah, I'm really jealous. I wish I could draw masterpieces like this.	„
	— ShadowSpyro, exhibiting sarcasm that KoolDrawer failed to pick up.

Obviously, he is either a retarded 23 year old or a 7 or 9 year old who made himself that age so he could post shitty art and fap to sonic pr0nz on the site. His logic for claiming to be in the top 30% is that 30% of all the art on DeviantArt is related to Sonic the Hedgehog. Therfore, since all things Sonic are the best of everything, his art would be included, making it the best and superior to anything else. When he sees a screencap of his butthurt, he immediately heads to that page and begins a massive butthurt trolling spree, resorting to caps lock in order to make himself look big.

August 2011, the Year of The SonicFag

During his first hour on the site, Kooldrawer set up his account and filled in all of his info, his ID, and began submitting art. That's a great start, amirite? Shortly after that, he came up with a brilliant plan. Troll everyone and they'll come to his page to comment! Of course, it didn't work, and within a day, a heroic deviant got sick of his retarded trolling "i'm better than u at art and sonic is better than ur crap". She created another account, and threatened him with a ban if he continued. At this point, the little brat shrank back into the shadows, afraid that teh BANHAMMER will come down on him.

The first unlucky souls to come into contact and rage a gigantic flamwar for teh lulz with this little twat were deviants by the name of - ShadowSpryo - Kumia-The-Bat - Lagoon1999 and - ArtistODaRediculous. KoolDrawer's first troll victims were these four listed here. However, not victims at all, since they easily pwned the kid without even trying. The sonicfag was overwhelmed and, being a newfag and a noob could not figure out how to block them.

He resolved that the only solution was to shut down his account and start and new one, where they couldn't find him. However, after some encouragement from his equally retarded parents, he decided to come back and reactivate his account, saying that the only way he'll succeed is to stand up to his enemies and face the danger.

LOL. However, he was wrong. Because he had yet to get rid of his overly inflated ego and general nasty attitude towards other people and their advice, as well as improving on his shit excuse for artwork, more trolls found out about this failure's account and flocked to attack him.

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