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| {{eduser|Jasonspeaks}}
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| {{achtung|Fun Facts: Jasonspeaks was a former [[EDiot]], Read on...}}
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| [[Image:Jason_you_got_that_right.JPG|thumb|left|You got that right.]]
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| [[Image:Jason_and_the_boys.JPG|thumb|250px|Jason knows all the cool people.]]
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| Usually the YouTube [[cesspool]] is known for housing all manner of [[fugly]], [[fat|obese]], and [[batshit insane|psychotic]] "[[vlog]]gers" on the [[Internet]]. Offering solace to nearly every variance of [[USI|misplaced megalomania]], and satisfying a desperate need for [[so ronery|e-friends]] shared by every YouTube [[lolcow]]. So it isn't uncommon when these all clash on a site which functions as a nexus for every recessive trait in the human gene pool. {{youtube2|Jasonspeaks|Jasonspeaks}} is prime example of this - a fragile Mexican "[[aspie|carebear]]" [[troll]] with an extensive history of [[schizophrenic|passive-aggressive]] online [[faggotry]]. He's [[notable]] only for being one of YouTube's most shameless, [[bipolar]] [[manboy]]s and for having the appearance of a portly [[bull-dyke]] with [[Santorum|facial hair]]. More importantly he [[fail]]ed the [[good person test]]. Jason [[fail]]ed it because of his skewed frame of reference; it's okay to pick on [[Vietnam]] Veterans, but not his own children [[anonymous]]ly.
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| ==A Brief History of Faggotry==
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| [[Image:Jasonspeaks manboy clothes lulz.jpg|thumb|right|"Hey mang, git da fuck away frum my lawnmower esé!"]]
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| A former [[EDiot]] [[User:Jasonspeaks]] is an embarrassment to even himself. Just like his other e-friends in [[phail]]ure [[User:BikeRace|Amber]], [[User:Crownaffair|Hope]], and of course [[User:Jebbi3|''Jebbi3'']]. Jason's passion for [[vlog]]ging brought him to the Internet not long after he went to his local [[faux|news]] station to [http://web.archive.org/web/20070126233558/http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/10478572/detail.html register complaints] over negative [[YouTube]] comments he was receiving on videos he posted of his [[child abuse|children]]. Jason was upset that anonymous YouTube users were [[gtfo|criticizing]] him and decided to go to his local news channel to [[bawww|whine]] about the misfortune of the many oh-so-nasty [[text]] comments he was receiving. The [[lollercoaster]] took off from there. Thus Jason -- a man who's displayed no problem trolling others in the past -- possesses a disturbing "[[online]]" [[victim complex]], and is apparently quite sensitive to 1 star [[honorz|ratings]] or any reference to his overwhelmingly disgusting [[IRL]] appearance. He's enjoyed searching for [[desperate|e-pals]] whilst venting [[frustration]]s over spilt milk via the tubes for about 2 1/2 years now and his YouTube [[fail|experience]] can be summated as a lengthy process of him stewing in his own juices over "[[haters]]". This has been the grounding for Jason's faggotry during his days as a YouTube "vlogger" and thing such as this are [[typically]] a consequence of his ineffectual [[rage|e-rage]] when things don't seem work out.
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| [[Image:Jasonspeakzewwworly.jpg|left|thumb|[[IRL]] keyboard tough guy.]] Jason can often be caught making melodramatic "[[irony|I don't want drama]]" videos when he isn't uploading extremely [[boring]] content and can usually be found [[lurk]]ing for any whiff of online [[drama]] to not partake in.
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| Jason was also featured as the {{youtube2|YourTubeAdvocate|YourTubeAdvocate}} "Community" channel host (a result of one of [http://www.youtube.com/user/theestranger Theestranger's] less-than-thought out decisions as it turns out) during the month of July, 2007. His role as the YouTube Community's "advocate" was a point of [[controversy]] not only as a result of his sketchy online antics before and after his tenure but also because in a video Jason {{youtube|fLXAexj_6T4|defended}} [[Young Tubers United]] (whilst saying "[[epic]]" and [[pro-tip]] about 10 times, of course) -- which is all very interesting since Jason actually [[trolled]] YTU himself and pretended to be [[Michael Jackson]] on a [[prank call|Snapvine]] call. Months of faggotry later, Jason decided to [[ragequit|close]] his YouTube channel in early [[2008]] due to high levels of [[butthurt]] over spilt milk. Somewhat later, realizing life offline was a little [[no life|static]], he returned to [[spam|produce]] more [[stop posting|informative]], [[TL;DR|lengthy]], and [[no|entertaining]] "vlogs" for the [[retards|myopic]] and stunted YouTube users [[naive]] enough to actually buy the façade.
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| But Jason isn't [[old]] at all though - he's hip, he's cool, he's a dad who's just like the kids. And he loves those crazy, zany things they're into these days -- you know, those [[meme]] thingies. And he can often be spotted abusing any and all possible when trying to [[Trying too hard|fit in]] with other online [[so ronery|e-buddies]]. Either that or he will continue to believe he is actually friends with [[sysop]]s like [[user:zenophile808|Zenophile808]], and worse, that he is actually relevant anymore. Jason is a little bit of a spoilt [[child]] though, and his tact for being trolled has [[typically]] remained that of a misguided [[manchild]], paradoxically attempting [[moralfag|high ground]] whilst surreptitiously creating [[sockpuppet]] armies and engaging in surgical efforts to attempt some pointless "e-revenge" on his perceived e-nemies who seem to care little about him to begin with.
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| {{quote|Jason, you're a punk in real life and you're a punk in [[internet|cyber]].|cyber9rounder}}
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| ==''''"1,000 e-mails since he took down the video"'''==
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| [[Image:Jason speaks lolz.jpg|thumb|left|[http://web.archive.org/web/20070126233558/http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/10478572/detail.html zomg noooo! Local Family Attacked By YouTube Viewers.]]]
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| [[Image:Jasonspeaks news lul.jpg|thumb|right|210px|Jasonspeaks: The Mexican Eddie Munster.]]
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| [[Image:Bob hansen chris hansen INTERNET.jpg|thumb|right|210px|[[Chris Hansen|Bob Hansen]] reports, [[you]] decide. Consumer reports on [[anonymous]] comments and the dangers of shocking [[YouTube]] exposure in the 21st century.]]
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| [[Image:Bawwwww_bunny.jpg|right]]
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| Originally titled '''"Local Family Attacked By YouTube Viewers"''', the following video depicts a YouTube user with [[trolls remorse]]. This is from a local San Diego [[old media|news channel]], and there's even article online about the "tragedy". It's important to note; for whatever reason, '''Jason does not want [[you]] to see this video'''. Which is odd since the video is readily available on the [[Internet]] page. Go figure, [[proxy|guilt]] maybe ?! [[Cool Story Bro]]!
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| <video type="liveleak" id="cae_1236024295" width="430" height="320" position="center"/>
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| direct link: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cae_1236024295
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| [[TL;DW]] Version, also available here [http://web.archive.org/web/20070126233558/http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/10478572/detail.html] .
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| </center>
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| ==Penis Shark==
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| [[Image:Jason failsit.jpg|right|thumb|No 'sharks' here, just a fat fuck with no skillz.]]
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| Sometime before [[2008]], Jasonspeaks took it upon himself to attack [[Internet]]s drama llama [[User:Mikeskehan|Mike Skehan]]. Jason was pissed as fuck that Mike was collecting [[moar]] titty pictures than he previously expected ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3NZkarkhFE]). As shown from his various [[social networking]] profiles, Jason ''is'' and ''was'' only around for the major [[boob]]age. Thus, Jason felt he had no choice but to attempt to [[ruin]] Mike and exploit online [[drama]] before Mike got his dirty little fingers on [[porn|epic noodz]]. While this gave Jason some notoriety and brought up his [[YouTube]] view counts, it had some extremely negative side effects. His plan backfired when he suggested that Skehan "jumped the shark"; which in turn would have [[troll]]s everywhere suddenly wanting to know who exactly Jasonspeaks is and why he championed [[anti-lulz]]. Jason's only saving grace was that Skehan began to focus moar on [[IRL]] [[troll]]ing. Nevertheless, Jason forgot that it's pointless to continue to "[[Trolls trolling trolls|troll a troll]]", because Skehan "jumped the shark" the day he bought a [[computer]]. When not walking around with the e-guilt of [[fuck]]ing with Skehan, Jason can be found repeating Mike's [[catchphrase]]s and creating boring YouTube [[sock puppet|sock accounts]] like {{youtube2|Unclehankftw|Unclehankftw}}.
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| The following [[military]] hero below ({{youtube2|Cyber9Rounder1|Cyber9Rounder1}} ), is an [[IRL]] [[Vietnam]] Veteran that turned Jason's [[The_Fresh_Prince_of_Bel-Air|world upside down]].
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| [[Image:Jason speaks cyber9rounder 1.jpg|right|thumb|cyber9rounder is fucking pissed and he wants his wardrobe back.]]
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| <center>{{fv|jasonvids|background-color: #696969;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>rJlYif9HP20</youtube>}}</center>
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| {{quote|[[LOL|I should call channel 10 on you]]..[ ]..I've asked you to leave me alone...but no you've got nothing better to do...you're a coward.|cyber9rounder}}
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| {{quote|let's talk about what a little bitch you are Jason...|[[user:theburk|Burk]]}}
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| {|
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| | [[image:Jasontrollshimself_wtf.jpg|thumb|right|450px|Jason fighting with himself.]]
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| | [[image:Jasonspeaks failsatlife.jpg|thumb|left|420px]]
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| ==Why is Jason on the [[Internets]]?==
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| [[Image:Jasonspeaks1.JPG|thumb|right|Ex-[[ediot]] Jason on [[stickam]] where he finds boobies, and [[troll]]s]]
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| [[Image:Amber vale jasonspeaksfanforlife.jpg|center|frame|...the [[boob]]ies Jason was looking for, and found. Jason's number #1 loyal fan in epic [[phail]]ed [[troll]]ing, Amber Sumiko Vale. [http://www.myspace.com/ambersumiko] ]]
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| {{quote|I won't lie, boobies|Jason on his relationships outside of his great marriage, and why he enjoys using people on the [[internet]] to feed his inner [[disney]]fag}}
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| [[Image:Amber_whore.jpg|center|frame|[[moar]] [[boob]]ies for Hiway7]]
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| <center>[http://sticky-n00dz.com/2009/11/ambersumiko-shows-her-boobies/ '''_¦¯ ¦_ ¦_¦ ¯¦¯''']</center>
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| ==Carebear Trolling==
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| [[image:Mickey_Mouse_Hurling.gif|right]]
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| Essentially, this [[article]] is about an emo [[troll|beaner]] who does greedy things for [[boob]]s, all while exploiting his own children for [[profit]].
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| <center><youtube>g5d4rr0UWm0</youtube></center>
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| [[themaskedanalyst]] weighs in regarding Jason and his bullshit.</center>
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| == Why so [[Epin]] serious!? ==
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| <center><youtube>xczWfJLtZI8</youtube></center>
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| Jason on his relationship with '''[[God|Jesus Christ]]''', and his belief system on [[YouTube]] and [[troll]]ing.
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| {{quote|dude stick a fork in him he's already done|[[you]]}}
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| ==<s>Related ? Unrelated ?!</s> [[Troll|TROLL]] DETECTED !==
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| [[Image:Cancerplz.JPG|thumb|[[Mylemonholes]] is not pleased with Jason either. No, not at all.]]
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| ==Trivia==
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| [[Image:Jasons_cure_for_assface.JPG|thumb|250px|El Chango Gordo del Beaner.]]
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| *Jason is 35 years old and goes to [[co/|comic book conventions]].
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| *Jason dresses like he's 12.
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| *Jason is from Anaheim, CA.
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| *Jason likes [[wetback|Mexican]] [[professional wrestling|wrestling]], and makes his own luchadore masks.
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| *Jason is in the Road Devils Classic Car club, but drives a Honda Element.
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| *Jason is, unsurprisingly, also a [[lolsuit]] fan, having [[DMCA]]'d many videos belonging to the news station who did the story on him. This is, of course, despite having no copyright interests in the video itself. Jason doesn't really understand how lawls work though, as he's a little more interested in scuttling his embarrassing e-trail of self-[[ownage]].
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| *Jasonspeaks loves collecting titty pictures.
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| *Jason wants to be Fonzie when he grows up.
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| *Visit carebeartroll where he resides at Jason A Navarrete 853 Albert Ct Escondido, CA 92027 or just give him a call 760-745-2714
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|Manboy Collection|jasonspeaks|center|<gallery>
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| Image:Fat_jasonspeaks.jpg|This explains a lot.
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| Image:Jasonspeaks tapemask fugly.png|Improvement? Y/N
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| Image:Jason_thinks_he_looks_like_this.JPG|Jason's fantasy...
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| Image:Jasons_fat_ass_at_disneyland.JPG|...Jason's reality.
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| </gallery>
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| |<gallery>
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| Image:Jason2.jpg|Check out mah [[doll]]s guize!
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| Image:Jason_why_so_serious.JPG|[[why so serious|Why so hideous?]]
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| Image:Jason_this_needs_no_caption.JPG|No caption necessary.
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| Image:Jason_doing_renetto_as_a_beaner.JPG|Jason doing what [[Renetto]] would look like, if he was a [[beaner]].
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| Image:Jason_an_hero.JPG|Just [[an hero|do it]].
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| Image:Jason_vixen_energy_drink.JPG|The secret to Jason's high [[androgynous|estrogen levels]]: Vixen energy drink.
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| Image:Jason_fatass_maximum_load_exceeded.JPG|Maximum load exceeded.
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| Image:Www.hiway7.com 1235950200636.png|[[SNCA|Jason's getting old]]?
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| Image:Aboutatroll.jpg|...a [[troll]].
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| Image:True_doitjason.jpg|Jason's [[flickr]] "artwork".
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| </gallery>}}
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| == See also ==
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| [[image:Miketerror.jpg|right|thumb|[[user:birthmother|Birthmother]] read this [[article]] a few times.]]
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| * [[Chinstrap]]
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| * [[christfag]]
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| * [[Good Person Test]]
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| * [[Hypocrite|Hypocrisy]]
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| * [[Issues]]
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| * [[Jumped the shark|Jumping the shark]]
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| * [[Mylemonholes]]
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| * [[So ronery]]
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| * [[Trying Too Hard]]
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| * [[Victim Complex]]
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| * [[Youtube Nobodies]]
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| ==Resources==
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| *[http://www.hiway7.com Hiway7.com]
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| *{{youtube2|Jasonspeaks|Jason on YouTube}}
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| *<s>{{youtube2|JasonSpeaksHD|JasonSpeaksHD}} where jason goes to bawwwwww in high definition</s> - '''''Closed'''''
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| *{{youtube2|hiway7|Jason's "hiway7" channel}}
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| *{{youtube2|hiway7mobile|Jason's hiway7 "mobile" channel}}
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| *{{youtube2|jasondraws|Jason's "drawing" channel}} - Where he experiments with his "[[shitty art|art]]"
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| *<s>{{youtube2|unclehankftw|unclehankftw}} - A Jason sock (among dozens of others)</s> - '''''Closed'''''
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| *{{youtube2|CalaveraMorado|CalaveraMorado}} one of his many sock puppets
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| *{{myspace|hiway7|Jason on Myspace}}
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| *<s>{{myspace|highwayseven|Jason on Myspace MUSIC?!}}</s> - '''''Deleted'''''
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| *{{lj|hiway7|Jason on LiveJournal}}
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| *{{deviantart|hiway7|Jason on DeviantART}}
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| *[http://www.whitepages.com/search/ReverseAddress?street=853+Albert+Ct&city_zip=Escondido%2C+CA&state_id=92027&localtime=survey White Pages]
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| *[http://www.stickam.com/hiway7 Jason on Stickam]
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| *[http://www.last.fm/user/hiway7 Jason on LastFM]
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| *[http://twitter.com/hiway7 Jason on Twitter]
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| *[http://www.livevideo.com/hiway7 Jason on LiveVideo]
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| *[http://dramatube.ning.com/profile/Jason Jason on Dramatube]
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| *[http://virb.com/hiway7 Jason on Virb] - '''''Private'''''
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| *[http://www.flickr.com/photos/hiway7/ Jason on Flickr]
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| *[http://live.xbox.com/member/highwayseven Jason on XBOX Live]
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| ===Other===
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| *'''highwayseven''' on [[XBox 360]]
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