HBalthamos

HBalthamos; real name - Faith Grosvenor. A British furfag and Pokémon-nut who is probably on her 4th or 5th Deviantart by now, having been previously known by related handles such as "H-Balth" and "Homao-Balthamos". Faith is a tartlet so vacuous that she cannot even spell 'homo' properly.

Her popularity stems from an Eevee recolor OC drawn in the 'Sonic' style, the style in which every retard seems to be following on dA nowadays. Hordes of basement-dwelling sheeple gobble every last word of her unintelligibly-written Journals, which more often than not bemoan her life and the lack of attention paid to her. Many white-knights have fapped their tiny members after commenting on this drivel, hoping the [beautiful maiden] behind the screenname will open her gaping vagoo for them in return for their e-sympathy.

For years she has claimed to be perfecting her 'art', yet the only subject she draws is her irritating little Eevee fursona which of course resembles her. Rather than actually improving her skills, she spends the majority of her time whoring attention from the Sonic community, begging for points donations, art gifts and trading shitty art in return.

The Land from Whence the Lardo Came

Faith apparently hails from some shithole called Portsmouth in England, UK. However, she has not resided there for years, having hopped from desperate virgin to desperate virgin for a free roof over her head and Pokémon plushes.

Having bed-hopped (if a creature that size can actually hop) via York to Liverpool, she has left behind a trail of broken hearts and owed money.

[http:// link Screwing over guys for money and presents sure is fun!]

While having moved on with another guy after their engagement, this one is left with the uninviting prospect of being Forever Alone

A Severe case of GOTIS

Her uninventive Eevee recolor, used as a cunning weapon to lure in the unsuspecting virgin...

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... and the real HBalthamos, in all her disgusting glory.

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Miraculously, this still doesn't put off the desperate ones.

"Burglary" Controversy

As of September 2011, Faith has recently been "burgled" and thereafter whined about it for days on end on her deviantArt, LiveJournal and Twitter (see: Attention Whore). She claimed poverty by declaring that she had but £25 to her name and that all her games consoles and associated games were stolen, which would not be replaced for free because she is a moron and didn't have insurance. That is, until her incessant whinging caused her adoring fans (read: social retards) to donate $300 to her, which she promptly spent on plush toys and vidyagames rather than say, food or rent like non-retards would.

"I'm not asking for money... but look! I've made a Chipin page anyway, because actually money is all I give a shit about."

And look at the shit your hard-earned money is wasted on...

Of course, those who rightfully suspect that this is all another attention-grabbing scam are silenced by being reported as scammers. Balthamos, you fucking wuss.