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| {{tl;dr}}[[Image:Sonic Hearts The Comic.jpg|thumb|right|[[goggles|My eyes! The goggles do nothing!]]]]
| | Now below are some bulking tips to help you put on the mass as well as keep your fat from piling on. |
| DevianTARTlets usually don't have an ounce of originality in them. Most of them are content pretending to be their make-believe [[original character|Sonic the Hedgehog recolor]] and leave it at that. But no Deviantartist has ever sunk to the levels [[Blazesonic]] (aka '''Sonic2007''' aka '''Rebirth08''') does. His drawings are abominations, sins against every God and Goddess that [[LittleCloud|anyone]] might believe in. Even though most Tartlets aren't original or talented in the slightest, none of them would dare put together something this horrible. Combining every internet game or cartoon fandom in existence into one giant clusterfuck of [[fail]], Blazesonic is the creator of a fan-comic abomination which he calls '''''Sonic Hearts - The Hidden Memories''''', along with his friend jedimickey (who probably deserves an article too).
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| ==About this Faggotry==
| | Your breakfast really should be your biggest meal of the day, apart from your post workout mealtime. I generally eat 30-40g protein at morning meal, 70-80g carbs, and approximately 10g fat. |
| [[Image:BlazesonicFORMULA.jpg|thumb|left|Now even YOU can create an [[original character]]!]]
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| His [[fursona]] is a blue [[sonichu]], wearing the animu [[faggot]] Sora's costume from ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' named [[LOL WUT|Sonic Thorn]][[dyke]]. Now, normally shoddy drawn unoriginal art are expected from little kids, but the fact of the matter is Blazesonic is '''19 years old'''(though he could be lying about his age). In his short lived, and [[lie|completely original]] comic, Sonic Thorndyke and the Power Puff Girls (and Dexter since he's obviously trying to rip off [[Bleedman]]'s shitty comic) do battle against an evil organization once again consisting of every villain that's been on Saturday morning cartoons (and [[Shoop da whoop|Cell]] for some reason). Later on, the retarded characters made sense (yes, even Cell), when [[serious business|internet]] saw a striking similarity in an [http://ppg.snafu-comics.com/?comic_id=0 equally retarded, but better drawn comic]. He only got a few pages into it before [[ebaumsworld]] got fed up and trolled the fuck out of him. They even managed to phish his password from him (using passwords like "sonic" and "sonicblaze", he shouldn't be surprised). Blaze was so crushed by the raid, he [[quitting IRC forever|quit the internet forever.]] But like most tartlets, he didn't keep his promise.
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| [[Image:BlazeSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Blazesonic, going batshit crazy.]]
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| On August 19th, after [[Anonymous]] fucked over his original account, he returned to devianTART under the name Sonic2007, renaming his comic to '''Sonic Universe Heroes'''. His art had featured no improvement (except for the fact he's using photoshop instead of a pencil and MS Paint), and he was still as big an unoriginal fuckwit as ever. The story is now about an eeeeeeevil villain who's destroying worlds for no reason. Three heroes from Disneyville, Megaville, and Original-Character-Fucktardsville come together forming TEAM HERO to battle the [[Shit nobody cares about|evil darkness villains who have eaten their planets.]] In other words, a direct rip-off of the already unoriginal shitty story lines featured in both [[Kingdom Hearts]] games. He also has stolen characters from his dream date [[Bleedman]], who ALSO steals characters from various cartoons.
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| [[Image:BITCHESDONTKNOWBOUTMYOC.PNG|thumb|right|[[ALL CAPS|DAMN STRAIGHT]]]]
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| After only being back for a day, and getting a mere four negative comments, [[Butthurt|Blazesonic took down all of his pictures, comics, and journals]]. The next day he put them back up, claiming he wasn't going to be moved by "snobby Legions" and "computer geeks". He was unable to keep that promise.
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| ==The Second Coming of Anonymous==
| | Post workout is unquestionably an important meal during the day. After your regular workout you've two objectives: refuel and rebuild. You have to refuel your glycogen stores as well as repair the ruined muscle mass. I usually drink <span class="plainlinks">[http://how2gainweightfast.org/mass-gainers/ <span style="color:black;font-weight:normal; text-decoration:none!important; background:none!important; text-decoration:none;">mass gainer</span>] with 100g simple carbs. I take this meal in liquid form since it is simpler for body to soak up. Then sixty minutes later I have 75g complex carbs with 2 glasses of milk. |
| [[Image:EBAUMSDIDIT.jpg|thumb|right|Holy shit, it really works.]]
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| A few days after his return, somewhere around 2AM GMT, Anonymous was once again sick of Blazesonic's shit. His newest comics had been posted in [[v|/v/]] and /co/, it was time to unleash the combined force of /v/irgins and /co/mrades, and make their /b/rothers proud. Within one hour, Blazesonic had taken all of his work down again, and it wasn't just him that was attacked, no. ''The Legion'' attacked his friends, "[[hacking]]" into their account and causing a mass hissyfit. But was Anonymous done? Oh no, far from it. [[Last Measure|nimp.org]] links were posted in journals, false explanations were given, confusion and deceit ran rampant, and it was most wonderful. The beauty of this raid was that none of them had any idea at all who we were, or where we came from. They referred to us as a single person, named [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|"Legion"]].
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| In some form of tribute, one of them wrote a poem to us, trying to get us to leave them alone if they leave us alone. As nice an offer as this was, we took the poem, as copypasted below, and resumed full bombardment. Blazesonic once again promised to leave the [[internet]] forever. But he'll be back. The TARTlets always come back. And Anonymous must be ready to stop him when he does.
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| ===The Poem===
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| As written by [http://www.ginkyofu13.deviantart.com GinKyofu13] as some form of peace offering. Needless to say we took it and continued our crusade anyway.
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| {{Quote|Its better not to be an internet Hero,
| | Before going to bed is likewise vital. You may be going 8 hours without protein so that you will want a sluggish digesting protein, I usually drink 4 servings of milk which is rich in casein (a sluggish digesting protein) The carbs inside the milk will spare the protein since you sleep. Despite the fact that milk says every one of the carbs are sugar, milk sugar digests gradually, slower as compared to oat meal strictly, in order that they will stay to you throughout the night. |
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| <br >Who ever he is?
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| <br >I don't know anymore,
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| <br >But I learn my lesson,
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| <br >I am sorry...
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| <br >I should stay out of their way,
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| So please Legion, may you please leave me and my friends alone and we won't mess you anymore?| GinKyofu, attempting to pacify the [[Internet Hate Machine]]}}
| | Don't go more than 3 hours without any protein. You would want to keep an optimistic nitrogen balance plus eating every 3 hours makes certain this. This is why the perseverance part comes in to play. Repeatedly I've brought protein shakes to varsity parties I really could get my protein fix. I also bring weight gainer shakes to my rugby games to prevent myself from entering calorie shortage. When you play football, hockey, soccer or perhaps any type of sport that will need you to definitely burn up a lot of calories from fat you will need to ensure you take into account these burnt calories inside your daily totals. Try combining a weight gainer up with <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.how2gainweightfast.org/ <span style="color:black;font-weight:normal; text-decoration:none!important; background:none!important; text-decoration:none;">how to gain weight fast</span>] and place it in the bottle (your coach can't view it using this method). |
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| ===Blazesonic just wants to be with his friends!===
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| [[Image:Sonichu5.gif|thumb|[[Chris-chan|A challenger appears]]]]<br>The first time Blazesonic was trolled off the interwebs, almost a year ago, he made this lulzy worthy entry in his Sheezyart journal.<br><br>
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| {{quote|<small>Listen! I don't appreciate you guys thinking that I have the imagination of a brick! I have a lot MORE ideas than you probably do in your own head! I joined SA to get away from the mean people of DA and their hackers, but it seems this place has them too! All I want to do is share my art with my friends! And I don't need people like some of you dragging me down!! So, unless you have something nice to say....KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!!</small>|[http://sonic2007.deviantart.com/journal/14274807/ Blazesonic], on the importance of making new friends.}}<br><br><br>
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| {{quote|<small>No one will listen to you dude! They like my stuff and that's all there is to it. So YOU shut up!</small>|[http://sonic2007.deviantart.com/journal/14274807/ Blazesonic], on being a talented yet humble artist.}}<br><br><br>
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| {{quote|<small>Yeah. My last two accounts were sonicpowerteam and blazesonic. Both were hacked and they had nasty pictures posted up. Anyway, thanks for all of your support guys! I really appreciate it! And Chapter 2 has started!</small>|[http://sonic2007.deviantart.com/journal/14274807/ Blazesonic], talking about his new comic, beating off to Sonic the Hedgehog and other shit that nobody cares about, except for flaming and defacement purposes of course.}}
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| ===We are Anonymous! means LOSER!===
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| [[Image:DrawerChest.jpg|thumb|right|THIS drawer isn't moving ONE BIT!!!]]
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| {{quote|<small>I've decided that I'm not going to go hiding because of a bunch of elite snobs who call themselves a "Legion". They have no right to go judging people just by their artwork. So, I'm taking the risk! I'm continuing Sonic Universe Heroes even with these snobs hovering around. I've worked too hard to give up to a bunch of computer geeks! So, no matter what the foul language, THIS drawer isn't moving ONE BIT!!!!!</small> |[http://sonic2007.deviantart.com/journal/14274807/ Blazesonic], on giving up to computer geeks.}}
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| {{quote|<small>I think they WILL suffer if they keep seeing THIS up! So I will make them SUFFER!!!!</small>|[http://comments.deviantart.com/5/14274807/522415017 Blazesonic], taking lessons from [[DivineAngel]] in being a fucktard.}}
| | Try to eat 6-8 meals. This gives your body a steady flow of nutrients and it likewise tricks one's body so it stores less fat. |
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| {{quote|<small>Anonymous are IMBECILES. Anonymous are THUMB SUCKING LIFELESS BABIES. They have the attention span of a GOLDFISH.</small>|[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/3818118/522972994 Blazesonic], on goldfish.}}
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| {{quote|<small>Yeesh. All these lifeless idiots with their words. Did someone let the idiots out of their cages? Because as long as my friends are by my side, heh, they are NOTHING.</small>|[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/6450903/709194625#reply Rebirth08], the leading supplier of facepalm}}
| | Get 8 hours of sleep. Take in at the least a gallon of water a day. Whenever your cells are replenished with water, your protein synthesis grows. |
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| |YOU KNOW WHAT?! THAT'S IT!! YOU SCUM DON'T KNOW A GOOD ARTIST EVEN IF IT BIT YOUR FAT, FREAKING ASS!!!!! I'M DEFINETLY GONE FOR GOOD! YOU SCUM ARE JUST HEARTLESS! YA HEAR ME?! YOUR FAT, FUCKING, SASSY, ASS HEADS!!!!!!!!|[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/3818118/524168658 Blazesonic] succumbs to [[anonymous]].
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| |IT'S NOT ME! BUT I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO THIS ACCOUNT! I'M NEVER COMING BACK EVER!!!!! AND YOU SCUMBAGS ARE THE FILTHIEST IDIOTS I EVER MET IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!! YOU AND YOUR STUPID ANONYMOUS GANG. WELL, YOUR LEADER'S MOM IS JUST A PILE OF COW PIE THAT NOT EVEN BILL CLINTON WOULD WANT TO LOOK AT!!!!!!!!|[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/3818118/524176286 Blazesonic], boarding the failboat.
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| |They are WHAT I DRAW!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DEFILE PEOPLE'S LIVES IN SUCH A MATTER!!!!!! AND YOU'RE THE COCKFAG!!!!!!! COCKFAG!|[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/3818118/524174797 Blazesonic], on cocks.
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| |YOU GUYS RUIN EVERYONE'S LIVES! WHY DON'T YOU ALL ROT IN HELL?! I HOPE WHEN YOU'RE CAUGHT, THAT'S WHERE YOU GO! YOU SHOULD DIE FOR THE CRIMES YOU'VE COMMITTED! I HOPE THE F.B.I. TAKES YOU SCUMBAGS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!|[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/3818118/524170698 Blazesonic], calling the ePolice.
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| |YOU'VE GOT ISSUES. I HOPE YOUR DAD FUCKS YOUR TIGHT VIRGIN ASS|[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/40143972/332091088 Blazesonic] being [[fucktard|polite]].
| | The contrary factor is the reason why drinking alcohol lowers your protein synthesis, because alcohol dehydrates your cells. So if you're going to have a couple of drinks certainly take water with you and sip on that too. |
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| |DIDN'T YOUR MOM TOUCH YOUR [[LOLWUT|POONANER]] ENOUGH WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE?|[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/40141476/332083756 Blazesonic] asking about your [[mom]], before being [[pwned]].}}
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| {{quote|Well, my old pal Sonic2007 has once agian been run out of DA by some jackass pretending to be him! It's a whole group of people to seem to have it out for him! It's not fair who he's treated! THis also means that the comic I was helping him with is offically over.. but... I swear I'll get even with these assholes if it's the Last thing I do!!!!|[http://jedimickey.deviantart.com/journal/12687973/ jedimickey], on Blazesonic}}
| | Lift hard, eat big, and grow bigger! |
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| ==IDOLS!==
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| The [[pedophile|artist]], [[Bleedman]], is Blazesonic's idol. His dream is for his comic to gain his approval and meet him, in person, so he can suck his tiny chiny chubby. This will of course never happen, as even [[Bleedman]] would be appalled by Blazesonic's work. Still, he pursues his fool dream... until [[ebaumsworld]] trolls him off the internet again, hopefully for good this time.
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| ==A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS - DAVIDGAZO==
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| This relatively new whiny shit actually tried to bring back Blazesonic's (now Sonic 2007 lol) fandom rape character. Worse thing is, when some random tartlet commented on it and didn't say it was the BEST THING EVAR, as the fucktard had hoped, he got a comment that WASN'T EVEN OFFENSIVE but obviously warranted davidgazo to go batshit insane ([[snapesnogger|sound familiar?]]):
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| [[ENGLISH_MOTHERFUCKER_DO_YOU_SPEAK_IT|"''I knew that some day someone like you will comment my work! I don't get why would you ever comment something if you don't like it!! I mean first look your own work and then comment others!!! Honestly your gallery sucks (if you ask me)......I would like to see yours Digivolution background!!! And for yor information Warpisonimon is War (because it's in stance mode)+Pi(it looks like PIkachu)+Soni(it looks like SONIc)+mon(he is digiMON)!!! And in future don't comment work of other people like that because your work is not better (I mean what the hack are those error messages.....yout hink you are intresting? Don't make me laught) and there is no excuse!!!!!''"]]
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| Original comment [http://comments.deviantart.com/1/69557658/618795706 found here; it's hidden durrr]
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| Anyways, I'm surprised you didn't get more creative with the Digivolution background. btw, what the hell is a [[fag|Warpisonimon]]? Just wondering.''''
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| Funny, ain't it? Sad thing is, he was serious. [[lie|Obviously your gallery has to be super kewl to even think of stepping up to this guy.]] Also, [[Shit nobody cares about|Warpisonimon is serious shit.]] Oh yea, proper English is sooooo overrated.
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| This poor sack of shit obviously needs a good trolling. [http://davidgazo.deviantart.com/ So hop to it!]
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| REMEMBER TO SCREENCAP PLZKTHX, because he [[snapesnogger|hides comments at the blink of an eye]]
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| ==Moar of this Recent Faggotry==
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| Image:Hiddenshame.JPG|Oops, forgot to screencap moar.
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| Image:Sonic_Thorndyke_Digivolve_by_davidgazo.jpg|This is obviously a masterpiece worthy of asspatting.
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| Image:Not_even_thought_of.JPG|"Snafu is not even thought of when I draw anymore."
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| ==Sonic Hearts: How To Rape a Fandom==
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| ==Sonic Universe Failures==
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| Image:SUH Chapters 1 3 by sonic2007.jpg|Cover art failure. What the fuck are those [[AIDS|polka dot things]]?
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| Image:Chapter 1 by sonic2007.jpg|Those universes look shopped. I can tell by some of the pixels.
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| Image:Introduction Station Square by sonic2007.jpg|Talk about ripping off SEGA entirely.
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| Image:Introduction Disney Kingdom by sonic2007.jpg|Look, shithead, 'savvy' isn't a random fucking word. It's basically the same as "Comprende?" or "Capisce?" [[ENGLISH_MOTHERFUCKER_DO_YOU_SPEAK_IT|LEARN THE LANGUAGE, FAGGOT.]]
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| Image:The Nightmare Starts by sonic2007.jpg| STOP HAMMER TIME
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| Image:Bell s Shock by sonic2007.jpg|A BAD THING
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| ==The Rebirth (and Fall) of Blazesonic (Again)==
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| [[Image:Sonic2007 abandoned.png|thumb| [http://sonic2007.deviantart.com/journal/16462149/ Show your lack of fear by running away at the speed of sound] ]]
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| In early 2008, Blazesonic resurrected his Sonic2007 account to resume crapflooding [[MOAR]] characters into the fail-blender that is Blazesonic's brain. Only this year, that bitch is set to overdrive. He hasn't learned his damn lesson yet. Sadly, he's ''still'' trying to best Bleedman's internet success ([[unrealistic expectations|lol]]). He's also still trying to involve Anonymous in his updated shitfest, because the Anonymous in his story does so totally not mirror his butthurt due to pwnage by Anonymous in the past.
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| [[Image:Blazesonic Anons outfit.jpg|thumb|Blaze explains his artistic thought process]]
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| [[Image:Rebirth08 anti-anon.png|thumb|The third reincarnation of BlazeSonic]]
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| {{quote|<small>Hey everyone. I might have been gone but that doesn't mean I was dead. I'm back and I aim to upstage those Anonymous bullies who have dared to mess with us here on DA.</small>|[http://sonic2007.deviantart.com/journal/16242390/ Blazesonic]}}
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| {{quote|<small> The year is 2008. An evil syndicate known as Anonymous have announced their plan to capture the time maiden Monica to use her time traveling powers to plot their sinister control over all of mankind and history. But one brave team of friends stand to fight this cause. They're a gang of heroes that pack a major attitude! They are the Sonic Universe Heroes! Composed of Sonic Thorndyke, Bell, Alex, Az, Grim Jr. and his sister Minnie, Naruto Uzumaki, Ben Tennyson, Felix the Cat, Danny Fenton, Jinx, Gwen Tennyson, Sakura Haruno, Jaden, Gageto and Jake, this band of teenage heroes aim to bring down this sinister organization before their goals can succeed with help from their friends and the time maiden herself.</small>|[http://sonic2007.deviantart.com/art/Coming-in-08-73708129 Blazesonic discusses his latest aids-filled project.]}}
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| Again, Blazesonic failed to realize that [[Recolor|expressing his creativity]], producing shitty fanfics of every character he fapped to, and showing anonymous he can make a successful web comic is huge waste of his life. Then, a day after his second rebirth, he abandoned his account again! Only to return a third time exactly one day later under the name '''Rebirth08'''.. a club meant to show Anonymous that not everyone is afraid of their [[internet hate machine]]. [[The Anti-ED-Club|Sound familiar?]] He halted production of ''Sonic Universe Heroes'' hoping that, in exchange, his harassers would call the entire thing off and stop bothering him. Wait-- isn't that just being a fucking coward? Ten days after saying he was going to [[GTFO]] of the interwebs, he started posting his shit again, under a revised title (again), now called "''Sonic Universe Heroes & The Time Traveling Maiden''".
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| The mods ban people left to right, thinking every negative commenter is ANONYMOUS OUT TO GET HIM!! They have taken to spending their time protecting this kid's poor e-feelings, rather than doing productive things.. like answering the ban inquiries of the people who didn't have anything to do with 4chan, [[lulz| just to make an effort of stopping a single troll]].
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| ==Sonic Hearts: How Sonic and all of his fandom assrapists are gonna TOTALLY GONNA PWN ANON DUDE [[SEAKING|FUCK YEA]]==
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| *ginkyofu13: Does not know proper use of grammar, and spells simple words incorrectly. Example: "your welcome!"
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| *Pendragon9: A fence-sitter.
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| Image:AngelSugarcoating.JPG|GTFO and STAY OUT PLZKTHX
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| Image:DOITFAGGOTsonic2007.JPG|Hump4us, [[DO IT FAGGOT]]
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| Image:Epic Sum Up.JPG|Baked cookies are in order for this guy.
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| Image:TLDR Truth.JPG|This guy too.
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| Image:StillClueless.JPG|Nothing has changed.
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| Image:Mavrickindigo must suck ass.JPG|He must really suck at art if he can't draw better than this clown.
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| Image:MessingYou.JPG|Blocking users is the ultimate solution.
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| Image:SEKRETPLAN.JPG|Moot: Manlady dictator of anonymous.
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| Image:Rebirth and divineangel1.jpg|Rebirth08 trying to befriend [[DivineAngel]]. He must be attracted to her level of [[fail]]. Part 1 of 2
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| Image:Ginkyofu13 insult.jpg|GIN WUV BIG WORDS!
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| ==RUN FOR THE HILLS!==
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| Heroic troll (and egotist faggot) MoarLurk (Alias Supdawg43), while returning from a six-week internet break, discovered that, to his pleasure, Rebirth08 had been banned (JOYOUS DAY INDEED). Knowing that [[fail]] cannot be banned, he took it upon himself to seek out the new form Blazesonic had taken.
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| {{quote|<small>Got you</small>|MoarLurk}}
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| Three hours after the contact, [[delete fucking everything|Gin had hidden the two comments, Blazesonic once again deleted his gallery, and the following comment appeared on his newest fount of faggotry]]
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| ==The (expected)Return (and retreat)of Blazesonic==
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| Blazesonic has returned to his account and is still creating [[moar|more]] faggotry as time continues. The faggotry must be brought to a screaming, bloody halt, and the cow is ready to be milked once again.
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| [[Lie|Blazesonic has stated that he will ignore us]] and says that [[asking for it|he'll insult us until the cows come home because we aren't that great]], which means he hasn't changed at all with his Anon policy and will probably be trolled off the [[internets]] again, hopefully for good.
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| ===[[Shit nobody cares about|Destiny:Legend of the Galaxy Star]]===
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| [[Image:Returnofblazesonic.jpg|thumb|right|[[Lies|Totally NOT asking for it.]]]]
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| Blazesonic is attempting to begin a new series with [[lolwut|original characters]] called [[WTF|Destiny:Legend of the Galaxy Star]], a story that seems to star old people with twisted faces and terrible sunburn, as well as a [[Left 4 Dead|Hunter]] and two unidentifiable [[furry|animals]].
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| Blazesonic's characters already display tremendous amounts of [[Mary Sue|Mary Suetonium]], with smurfs and terrible spelling.
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| The main character [[Retarded|"Luk]][[spelling|as"]] wears eyeliner like a faggot, with an female-looking statue with no emotion whatsoever, while a random cardboard cutout with the image of a green guy slapped on it stands behind him, who is called [[Bad|Sleezy]] [[Spelling|Sam]], with a framed photo with incorrectly portrayed shattered glass, and random aquamarine stripes behind them.
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| TL;DR
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| Blaze may have improved in the originality factor, but hardly at all in the skill department. In other words, Blaze has become more adept at hiding his sources, but still sucks.
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| The firing range is hot.
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| ====Sonic the Hedgehog: Shards of Unoriginality====
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| However, it looks like he has scrapped his idea, and is now doing the same bullshit that he had done from before, as he is making another shitty fanfic based on the equally shit-tastic game "[[Sonic]] and the Negro Knight", complete with a new character called "Galactic Sonic".
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| As expected, Galactic Sonic is basically just Sonic, Shadow and Silver combined together in a giant clusterfuck of gayness and has unoriginality levels that quite possibly may have surpassed his last one.
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| ===Universal Man===
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| After flirting with about a billion [[lol wut|original]] ideas, Blazesonic finally decided to write consistently about his Ben 10 ripoff superhero character Universal Man (Earlier Universal [[13 year old boy|Boy]]).
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| After about four chapters, Blazesonic seemed to finally be set on something, and maybe, just [[never|maybe]], he might actually [[unrealistic expectations|be transformed into a contributive member of the creative society.]] Given a few shoves in the right direction, of course.
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| Of course, since Blazesonic takes criticism just about as well as lead floats, the efforts of those who felt sympathetic to him were fruitless. He refused to acknowledge that other people might not like shitty dialogue and poor grammar, among other things. His defense was that [[facepalm|because he liked the stories, it doesn't matter what anybody else thought was wrong with it.]]
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| ====Blazesonic gets hit in the ass by the door====
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| In an attempt to show us who's in control, Blazesonic posted a [http://his-world1225.deviantart.com/journal/26451588/#comments journal] claiming that all the trolling was doing was [[retard|strengthening him]], and nobody has to listen to well-meant literary criticism, ESPECIALLY HIM, and [[Lol wut|we're just jealus of his writing skills.]]
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| Needless to say, this fountain of bullshit caused everybody who thought he wasn't a lost cause to hate his guts.
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| {{quote|Don't leave now, you pussy. That's the worst thing you could do.
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| If you're so adamant about your dreams and such, improve your work and continue posting. Don't cry every time someone puts you down.| fakeprofile, giving Blaze advice that he'll never listen to because he's a superhero.}}
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| {{quote|I imagine you're visualizing yourself as one of the cartoon characters you seem to enjoy so much with us "trolls" as the sneering masses who just want to put you down to make us feel better about ourselves. Then you'll "do the impossible" by breaking into the field of your choice despite our jibes and insults and leave us in the dust. Roll credits.
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| Just so you know, the real world doesn't work like that.|TheGreatandPowerful, profiling Blaze to a T}}
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| {{quote|A preacher who pickets at abortion clinics and then takes his daughter to get one is less of a hypocrite than that comment makes you seem like.|Tomzortomington, calling Blaze out.}}
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| Bombarded with hate and realizing everybody who pitied him now realized how much of a hopeless, stupid fuck he is, he [[delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]] and left. He will be back with renewed bravado, and we will be ready to defeat him once again.
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| {{cs|The Erotic Fanfic|The Erotic Fanfic|From the Anonymous that brought you the [[Dylan Tnga]]+Sakurai sex story, comes a fappable story. tl;dr, faggot.<br><br>
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| Sonic Thorndyke gripped his keyblade and looked out to the horizon, his furry blue hands shaking with anticipation. It had been months now since he had held the secret that caused him such anxiety, but now he was finally ready to reveal it to his comrades. His eyes welled up with tears as he attempted to cope with the revelation he was about to unleash upon his friends- how long ago had it been since it first manifested itself? It must have been at least half a year ago, when he first met his heroic new friends. First came Bell, the white-haired girl that may or may not have been totally plagiarized from some other terrible fanfic world. Next came Alex, the blonde-haired rogue that was also lifted right off the page of another catastrophically gay fanfic in violation of several major copyright laws.<br><br>
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| Sonic himself had been very troubled even before the arrival of these two complete abominations of originality, however...And how could he not be troubled? He could barely even look in the mirror without shedding a tear. He was hideous- it was as if a toddler with an overload of extra hormones had combined the worst things of children's entertainment and spastically drew the result on Microsoft Paint in five minutes. He was so lonely- no other fanfic character would even give him the time of day. Donut would just laugh at him. Marcus wouldn't even give him a speech about using his imagination- it was crushingly depressing. He was alone, pathetic and alone...Until his friends came.<br><br>
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| They arrived through some sort of portal in the universe, like a giant hole in a terrible plot. Bell was a sweet girl, and seemed to have an interest in him. And Alex...Sonic smiled. Alex was unlike anyone he ever met. His boyish charms could make him grin childishly on even the most tragic of occasions. Sonic's bright red cheeks blushed even deeper. He would let them know today. He had to. After Sonic had mustered up all of his courage, Alex and Bell arrived- some twisted form of luck, perhaps? Sonic closed his eyes, ran a clumsy, poorly-illustrated hand through his blue fur and sighed..."Guys...Before we go and beat up more children's cartoon characters and squiggly lines that are intended to be monsters, I have something that I need to tell you" Sonic said, his entire body shaking with nervousness now. "I knew you had something on your mind, Sonic...Last time you could barely go Super Saiyan Naruto Bullshit Power Level 9000 when we were fighting the polka-dot squiggly heartless monsters" Bell scoffed. "Hey, go easy on Thorndyke. He's been through a lot. It's not easy, being plagiarized from almost a dozen different original sources. Look at you, you're only stolen from one franchise and you're a complete wreck" Alex shot back, defending Sonic from Bell's harsh tone.<br><br>
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| Bell shrank back, obviously hurt. Insulting Sonic was only her way of showing how much...How much she really cared about him. She wanted him more than anything. If he wanted, Sonic could easily be with her...She wondered what his confession was. Sonic cleared his throat and began, his prepubescent voice cracking with anticipation. "W..Well...Y'see...You guys..." he started, stammering wildly..."It's been r-really hard for me to fight alongside you recently...I...I've...I've fallen in love, okay? It's really hard watching you fight heartless and put yourself in danger when I love you....You know who you ar-" at this point, he was cut off by an overjoyed squeal from Bell. "Sonic, I love you too!" she cried, jumping in the air with a huge grin on her delicious loli face.
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| Sonic's eyes widened with surprise. "What? Not you, you dumb bitch!" He laughed, Alex laughing alongside him. "Why the hell would I want you? Listen, it's been a hard thing for me to admit all these years, but...Well, I'm gay! Alex, all those times I said I was always watching your back...You knew the truth, didn't you!" Sonic said inbetween bouts of laughter. Alex nodded and slapped Sonic on his blue furry ass, taunting the beautiful Bell right in front of her. Sonic responded by wrapping his arms around Alex and pressing his lips against his blonde beau's, his rodent tongue mingling with Alex's. They were making out, slurping tongues and groping each other right in front of Bell! Bell began to cry, and that's when Sonic and Alex turned to face her menacingly...<br><br>
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| "What should we do with this useless whore, Alex?" Sonic said, laughing cruelly as he casually slipped a hand beneath Alex's green jersey and gently teasing his nipples with a furry paw. "Mmm...Ooh, I don't know Sonic...Yeah, that's it...A little faster, keep going" Alex moaned, sidetracked by his furry friend's roaming hands. "Should we...should we rape her?" Alex said, licking his lips. "Eww..No way!" Sonic yelped in disgust. "She's a female! Females are only good for one thing...Meals!" Sonic gleefully cackled, pouncing on Bell and knocking her to the floor. In an instant his claws ripped her clothes off, revealing her naked, flat chest, which he happily began to tear open with his bared claws. Meanwhile, Alex had begun to season the girl's remains with his precum, dousing the dying girl with his milky man-chowder. A deathly gurgle escaped what remained of Bell's throat, and her eyes become glassy and blank. She was no more. "Move over Sonic, those new holes you made look fantastic, they're mine now" Alex growled, gently shoving his lover away from the corpse as he found a fresh wound and inserted his penis into it, screaming various obscenities at the corpse as he thrusted against the new orifice. Sonic giggled and went behind Alex, pinching his nipples with his claws until little drops of blood began to surface on Alex's pale prepubescent chest. Sonic gently slid his member inside Alex now, and the two began to match rhythm, Alex grinding his ass against the pelvis of Sonic as Sonic's tiny blue cock worked its way into Alex's asshole.<br><br>
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| Alex screamed in delight as he let Sonic have his way for now, still enjoying the fresh corpse before him. "Mmph....This is...this is better than that episode of Invader Zim...When Gir..Oohh..When Gir says he likes...OH GOD YES...He likes...T-t-tacos! YES!" Alex declared, his tender ass bumping against the sweaty sapphire fur of Sonic's pelvis. Sonic began to convulse now, feeling himself close to orgasm- until Alex stopped, standing up now before Sonic. "Mmm, you're going to have to work for your orgasm, love" Alex said seductively, and Sonic instinctively found himself slurping at Alex's tender penis. It wasn't long before Sonic was on all fours like a good Pikachu, letting Alex ravage his ass, pounding away at his anus. The dried fecal matter that had stuck to Sonic's fur began to fall off in crusty flakes on the ground as Alex began to thrust harder and faster, and a trickle of blood ran down Alex's cock now. "Owwww...Please Alex, no more!" Sonic begged, the pain nearly overwhelming him now as he felt a warm, wet sensation build up in his gut. Alex ignored him, however, and it wasn't long before Sonic felt a soaking torrent of liquid feces erupt from his ass. The stress that his secret had created had been too much for his insides to bear, and now the product of all that stress was coating Alex's cock with a putrid brown liquid. "Naughty Pikachu! Looks like you'll have to please me even more now!" Alex said as he took his cock out and inserted a fist, which instantly became coated in diarrhea. Alex punched away at Sonic's sphincter happily, using his clean hand to stroke his cock.<br><br>
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| "So....you like shitfisting, do you?" Alex inquired as Sonic neared orgasm....Sonic could do nothing but nod, his teeth clenched together in sheer agony as his asshole began to contract, Alex's prostate punches beginning to stretch his anus to gigantic proportions. More of the wretched liquid shit poured out of Sonic's asshole now like a waterfall as he screamed one final cry of agony, his cock twitching and finally exploding in orgasm right at the moment of prolapse. Massive spurts of semen fell onto the ground at the same moment as Sonic's intestines splattered onto the Earth, and Sonic staggered before finally falling onto his knees, growing weak as the prolapse began to take effect. "Alex...my love..help me..." Sonic rasped, landing on his stomach as he looked up at his lover. Alex looked at what he had done in horror- he had never meant to kill Sonic, only please him! Silently and solemnly, Alex walked over to his clothing and drew a pistol from his pockets, weeping quietly as he witnessed Sonic's last agonized moments. One shot later, Sonic's suffering had ended. The mercy killing was swift. Another shot later, and it was over. The heroes were dead, and the heartless (or whatever plagiarized villain threatened Original Charactersville) were ensured victory. Yet still, among the field of death where Sonic and Alex had embraced one final time, there was hope. Hope that more stupid teenagers would write mangled fanfics. Hope that love could bloom once more, even on the battlefield. With more Kingdom Hearts games on the horizon, the promise of more plagiarized passion filled the onlookers with hope.<br><br>
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| Bell, becoming very hot and horny from this gay testament taking place before her very eyes, began to rub her newly formed, luscious tits. She moaned as her nipples slowly became erect. She couldn't hold it any longer, the way sonic massaged Alex's cock made her pussy wet. She lifted up her skirt, with female finesse, and began to pleasure herself through her panties. She moaned as Sonic bent over for Alex, removing his pants, revealing his perfect asshole.|0}}
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| ==Other Retards with Sonic Recolors==
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| *[[Chasethehedgehog]]
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| *[[Chris-Chan]]
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| *[[Bludshot the Hedgehog]]
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| *[[Gyrohedgie453]]
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| *[[Ulrichthehedgehog]]
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| *[[Louisthehedgehog]]
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| *[[MysticArk]], O.K., no Sonic recolor, but a similar retard
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| ==External Links==
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| * [http://his-world1225.deviantart.com/ <strike>Fastest And Newest Abandoned DA account</strike> Appears to have returned, so get trolling] '''<--- Possibly left 4-evar again.'''
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| * [http://suh.smackjeeves.com/ Smackjeeves account]
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| * [http://ppg.snafu-comics.com/?comic_id=0 The comic series he was not in any way ripping off.]
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