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[http://www.aprilwinchell.com/ April Winchell] the fucking coolest woman who ever lived. For someone whose internet celebrity relies fully on making fun of others, you'd think she was as awesome as she is, and you'd be right.
[http://www.aprilwinchell.com/ April Winchell] the fucking coolest woman who ever lived. For someone who seems really cool and amazing and wonderful and hilarious, you'd think she was as awesome as she is, and you'd be right.  


You've heard of a site called [http://www.regretsy.com/ Regretsy]. It's a site for great justice. Someone needed to show the people of [[Etsy]] the truth about the real world. And the truth is, we don't care about your shit.  
You've heard of a site called [http://www.regretsy.com/ Regretsy]. It's a site for great justice. Someone needed to show the people of [[Etsy]] the truth about the real world. And the truth is, we don't care about your shit.  

Revision as of 00:26, 5 October 2011

<April Winchell


April Winchell the fucking coolest woman who ever lived. For someone who seems really cool and amazing and wonderful and hilarious, you'd think she was as awesome as she is, and you'd be right.

You've heard of a site called Regretsy. It's a site for great justice. Someone needed to show the people of Etsy the truth about the real world. And the truth is, we don't care about your shit.

April jumped at the chance and launched Regretsy. Then there was April's Army, which was awesome and WIN and raised money for charity.

Then a bunch of butthurt dickbags thought they were better than everyone else and asked a woman dealing with breast cancer to cough up her insurance records to prove she was worthy of charity, even though everyone fucking knows double mastectomies ARE NOT FUN. A bunch of whiny, pissy twatwaffles complained in the forums, and got banhammered. Then some of their pussy cronies also whined, and got similarly banhammered. Finally, they lost the respect of every single person on Regretsy except for one dumb bitch who won't change her signature.

The end. CF4L!