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[http://www.aprilwinchell.com/ April Winchell] the fucking coolest woman who ever lived. For someone who seems really cool and amazing and wonderful and hilarious, you'd think she was as awesome as she is, and you'd be right. | [http://www.aprilwinchell.com/ April Winchell] the fucking coolest woman who ever lived. For someone who seems really cool and amazing and wonderful and hilarious, you'd think she was as awesome as she is, and you'd be right. | ||
You've heard of a site called [http://www.regretsy.com/ Regretsy]. It's a site for great justice. Someone needed to show the people of [[Etsy]] the truth about the real world. And the truth is, | You've heard of a site called [http://www.regretsy.com/ Regretsy]. It's a site for great justice. Someone needed to show the people of [[Etsy]] the truth about the real world. And the truth is, not everything is steampunk; gluing shit to other shit doesn't make you an artist; octopuses don't fucking wear mustaches; and YOU CAN'T FUCKING DRAW. Also, nobody wants to buy a picture of you and your Korean baby wearing bath towels. | ||
April | April, being fabulous, launched Regretsy. Many people were happy and laughed a lot and found a sense of community. Then there was April's Army, which was awesome and WIN and raised money for charity. | ||
Then a bunch of butthurt dickbags thought they were better than everyone else and asked a woman dealing with breast cancer to cough up her insurance records to prove she was worthy of charity, even though everyone fucking knows double mastectomies ARE NOT FUN. A bunch of whiny, pissy twatwaffles complained in the forums, and got banhammered. Then some of their pussy cronies also whined, and got similarly banhammered. Finally, they lost the respect of every single person on Regretsy except for one dumb bitch who won't change her signature. | Then a bunch of butthurt dickbags thought they were better than everyone else and asked a woman dealing with breast cancer to cough up her insurance records to prove she was worthy of charity, even though everyone fucking knows double mastectomies ARE NOT FUN. A bunch of whiny, pissy twatwaffles complained in the forums, and got banhammered. Then some of their pussy cronies also whined, and got similarly banhammered. Finally, they lost the respect of every single person on Regretsy except for one dumb bitch who won't change her signature. | ||
The end. CF4L! | The end. CF4L! | ||
Revision as of 00:32, 5 October 2011
April Winchell the fucking coolest woman who ever lived. For someone who seems really cool and amazing and wonderful and hilarious, you'd think she was as awesome as she is, and you'd be right.
You've heard of a site called Regretsy. It's a site for great justice. Someone needed to show the people of Etsy the truth about the real world. And the truth is, not everything is steampunk; gluing shit to other shit doesn't make you an artist; octopuses don't fucking wear mustaches; and YOU CAN'T FUCKING DRAW. Also, nobody wants to buy a picture of you and your Korean baby wearing bath towels.
April, being fabulous, launched Regretsy. Many people were happy and laughed a lot and found a sense of community. Then there was April's Army, which was awesome and WIN and raised money for charity.
Then a bunch of butthurt dickbags thought they were better than everyone else and asked a woman dealing with breast cancer to cough up her insurance records to prove she was worthy of charity, even though everyone fucking knows double mastectomies ARE NOT FUN. A bunch of whiny, pissy twatwaffles complained in the forums, and got banhammered. Then some of their pussy cronies also whined, and got similarly banhammered. Finally, they lost the respect of every single person on Regretsy except for one dumb bitch who won't change her signature.
The end. CF4L!