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== The real new "innovations" of iPhone 4S ==
== The real new "innovations" of iPhone 4S ==
Faster processer A5: only useful for foreveralones who enjoy gaming
*Faster processer A5: only useful for foreveralones who enjoy gaming
Siri: silly and unuseful intelligence assistant (notice the typical broken computer voice pronunciation)
*Siri: silly and unuseful intelligence assistant (notice the typical broken computer voice pronunciation)
More battery lifteime: speech time is now 8 hours, before it was 7 hours
*More battery lifteime: speech time is now 8 hours, before it was 7 hours


== Located disadvantage of the iPhone 4S ==
== Located disadvantage of the iPhone 4S ==

Revision as of 15:20, 5 October 2011

The great iPhone 4S disappointment.

The Great iPhone 4S disappointment of 2011 or iPhone 4S: "and nothing has changed" incident occured on 4th October, 2011, when everyone expected after 15 months of waiting an iPhone 5 with complete revolutionary innovations like mind uploading possibility or human shape shifting device.

Now we all know why they chose rainbow colours somewhen.

The real new "innovations" of iPhone 4S

  • Faster processer A5: only useful for foreveralones who enjoy gaming
  • Siri: silly and unuseful intelligence assistant (notice the typical broken computer voice pronunciation)
  • More battery lifteime: speech time is now 8 hours, before it was 7 hours

Located disadvantage of the iPhone 4S

The weight is now 140 grams, before it was 137 grams.

Their plan how to make profit

  1. Change nothing
  2. Put a S after the iPhone 4
  3. ???
  4. Profit

The jews did iPhone 4S disappointment of 2011

Jews thinking about betraying the goys.

As we all know, only the jews would be capable and willing to betray the goys. Their strategy is to sell something which has nothing changed at all, for a much higher price than before and make endless profit. Their plan was hecked out after a usual kapparot ritual.