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| [[File:Amberbuttrum.jpg|thumb|left|The beast emerges from her den to get the essential [[Fat|nutrients]] of ice cream.]]
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| [[File:BUTTRUB364.jpg|thumb|right|SPERATED AT BIRTH?]]
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| '''Amber Buttrum''' is a 20 something year old pedophile and professional Andy Milonakis look-a-like who is, in all essence, [[Chris-chan|Chris Chan's]] female counterpart. She is the self-declared leader of "'''Animeangel2OO6'''" a [[YouTube]] based group of weeaboos who run a [[freeweb]] style website dedicated to their pseudo-satanic "church", whilst still serving as a place to upload their Sonichu-tier artwork. The group is composed of a handful of 15-year-olds, Buttrum, and a few persistent black telemarketers. To make it all worse, everything they do is dedicated to their "hero" [[Nigger|2pac]].
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| Despite being well into her twenties, Amber remains unemployed and chooses to live from welfare check to welfare check whilst operating out of mommy and daddy's house. She claims that she can not work due to her "disabilities" which she lists as [[Asperger's syndrome]], ODD, "severe depression", and "some mental disorder my parents haven't told me about". Although she is still clearly able to spend her days watching and drawing anime, as well as dining out and praying on unsuspecting children. Her parents are portrayed as two tired workers in poor health, forced to deal with the stress of their adult daughter living her life like a child on a daily basis.
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| ==Mewen Brown==
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| [[File:Mewenbrown.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Why don't you take a seat over there Miss Buttrum?]]
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| Mewen Brown is a 15 year old YouTube trouble maker who befriended Buttrum through their love of shitty anime, promoting Buttrum to declare Mewen to be her "one and true only love" despite the 10-20 year age gap. She claims that this is COMPLETELY LEGAL, despite Mewen obviously being a minor. She has also gone as far as to confess her interests of bondage and bestiality to her dear unerageb& girlfriend over several '''knowingly''' recorded skype chats.
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| <video type="dailymotion" id="xljluc" width="640" height="480" frame="true" position="center" allowfullscreen="true"/>
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| {{Quote|Yes, those are the only two things I will not do.|Amber on scat and incest, but she is totally ok with bestiality and fart fetishes.}}
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| And yes she believes this activity is 100% legal for her to engage in with a 15 year old.
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| ===Dem titties===
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| [[File:Buttrumnudeewwwgross.png|thumb|right|OH GOD WHY]]
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| Amber's thought process seems to be severely crippled due to her extreme autism, as she felt it would be a good idea to send the following video to Mewen (who is, once again, 15 years old!).
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| <video type="dailymotion" id="xle6ni" width="640" height="480" frame="true" position="center" allowfullscreen="true"/>
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| Make sure to download it [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3DPEVHBQ here].
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| ===An hero cover up===
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| After the embarrassment of having her nasty titties plastered across the internet, Amber decided the best way out was through good ol' fashion suicide. Unfortunately, she is too fat to hang, too stupid to operate a gun, and her parents keep the pills locked up tight, meaning IRL suicide was out of the question. She soon realized that the option of e-suicide was still on the table, and got to work setting up memorial pages dedicated to herself and her "oh too short" life. All of this would have probably worked too, if she hadn't of come back a few months later under the same name expecting everyone to forget about her previous actions and allowing her to continue living in her little "everything is fine, let's have cybersex with underage girls" world.
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| ==As an "artist"==
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| {{cg|Need we say anything?|lolbad|center|
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| File:Buttrumart1.jpg
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| File:Buttrumart2.jpg
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| File:Buttrumart4.jpg
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| </gallery>
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| }}
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| Drawing images such as the ones above is the "core of her day"; she loves nothing more than spending hours on end making "masterpieces" on lined paper with crayola colored markers. The highlight of her artistic career was her winning some sort of anime contest on Twitter, although the other entries were no more than the same type of crudely made Autist-art.
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| ==I'LL SHOW THOSE HATERS WHO'S BOSS==
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| One day, [[Attention whore|for no apparent reason]], Amber decided to upload a video railing against ED even though she had no previous interactionS with this site OR ITS USERS, While decoding the thoughts and (lack of) emotions of any aspie is a difficult task, she most likely felt that pointlessly ranting about the largest drama site on the net and attacking RANDOM SITE MEMBERS would help kids on YouTube from posting "GOT UR NUDES LOL". Needless to say, it didn't help. As a matter of fact, it did the opposite.
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| <center><youtube>ekbVA0uSk6o</youtube></center>
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| {{Quote|I'm gonna c-... cut right into ya... like a chainsaw. S-... So you better watch yourselves.|A possible attempt at being threatening?}}
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| Fortunately, Mewen was kind enough to [[Amber Buttrum/Beefrave Logs|out her friend]] in order to help prove that messing with ED is a bad idea.
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| == BUTTRUMP CAN NEVER STOP BEING HERSELF ==
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| [[File:Buttrumautism.jpg|thumb|right|lol, autism]]
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| According to [[Buttsecks|Butthump's]] profile, she can never stop being her. [[Some argue]] this is because she will [[evar|nevar]] decompose after [[an hero|death]] because of her massive [[fatty|girth]]. Scientists in 250X will be [[offended|astounded]] by the human specimen found underground in [[permavirgin|untouched]] condition. Her body shall serve as a renewable energy source for years to come once dug up.
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| ===Birthday chats===
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| {{Rainbowsmall|HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTTRUMPET AND MOTHER}}
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| On the night of her birthday, Amber was discussing her love of yaoi and pedophilia with her beloved girlfriend while her mother sat no more than a few feet behind her. Unknowing that a group of EDiots lurked the room, she proceeded to describe her masturbation habits and fantasies, once again, with her mother right behind her (and we're not joking about that). Suddenly, a wild rush of EDiots began wishing her a happy birthday in the [[YHBT|most sincere way possible]].
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| {{Quote|Honey, I don't care if you would like to talk to your girlfriend on the internet, but I am uncomfortable with the sex|Her mother}}
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| ==See also==
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| *[[CWC]] - Now neither of them will be virgins!
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| *[[Amber Buttrum/Beefrave Logs]]
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| *{{ytuser|animeangel2OO6}}
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| *{{ytuser|7MusicPeople}}
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| *[http://animeangel2006.weebly.com/index.html Her site, lolwut?]
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