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<center>'''This [[Nigger|man]] wants to be president.'''<br><youtube>DrSEyjBj1w</youtube><br></center> | <center>'''This [[Nigger|man]] wants to be president.'''<br><youtube>-DrSEyjBj1w</youtube><br></center> | ||
It's no secret that the GOP [[NO NIGGERS|doesn't want]] a nigger in the White House. Seeing the [[Black Jesus|brotha man]] take control of the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] in January of '08 brought many a tear to the white man, to the point where they [[Tea Party|took to the streets]], waved guns around, and threatened a [[War of Northern Aggression|Civil War]] if Obama didn't move to the back of the White House and let a [[White|real American]] take over. Naturally, the liberal media painted them for what they are, and soon enough, they were [[White | It's no secret that the GOP [[NO NIGGERS|doesn't want]] a nigger in the White House. Seeing the [[Black Jesus|brotha man]] take control of the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] in January of '08 brought many a tear to the white man, to the point where they [[Tea Party|took to the streets]], waved guns around, and threatened a [[War of Northern Aggression|Civil War]] if Obama didn't move to the back of the White House and let a [[White|real American]] take over. Naturally, the liberal media painted them for what they are, and soon enough, they were [[White guilt|forced to STFU]]. In fact, they realized that the liberals in the country had such a stranglehold on Obama's image, that every GOP candidate that stepped up to the candidate was painted as a bad choice for America, [[Retard|for]] [[Redneck|various]] [[Mormon|reasons]] [[Christfag|only]] [[Creationist|leftards]] [[Racist|understand.]] | ||
So what did the GOP do? The only thing they could do: Find the dumbest, blackest Uncle Tom they could find, and make him the frontrunner for the [[Republicunt]] nomination. Oh, and his only experience in leadership is being the [[Facepalm|fucking CEO of a shitty pizza chain.]] | So what did the GOP do? The only thing they could do: Find the dumbest, blackest Uncle Tom they could find, and make him the frontrunner for the [[Republicunt]] nomination. Oh, and his only experience in leadership is being the [[Facepalm|fucking CEO of a shitty pizza chain.]] | ||
==[[666|999]] Plan== | |||
Herman Cain, due to receiving a lifetime of Affirmative Action and [[Welfare|hand-outs]] from Whitey, thought that fixing America's economy was to give everyone the exact same fucking tax rate on everything. Unfortunately, because he's a fucking [[retard]], he didn't realize that forcing everyone to pay a 9% income tax means raising taxes on everyone. [[Liberal|Sound familiar?]] Naturally, the other GOP candidates jumped on him for this and threatened to hang him from a tree for even considering making people (including, God forbid, [[Jews|rich people]]) pay taxes, including what would amount to a [[shit nobody cares about|tax increase for the poor.]] | |||
It should come as no surprise, then, that such an unrealistically simple plan came from none other than [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/13/herman-cain-999-sim-city_n_1008952.html a fucking video game]. The [[Sims]], no less. Herman Cain is no stranger to grabbing his campaign propaganda from popular culture, including a [[Copypasta|"inspirational quote"]] he pulled from [http://www.theblaze.com/stories/did-herman-cain-end-the-gop-debate-with-a-line-from-pokemon/ Pokemon.]] | |||
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It's no secret that the GOP doesn't want a nigger in the White House. Seeing the brotha man take control of the Jewnited States of Americunts in January of '08 brought many a tear to the white man, to the point where they took to the streets, waved guns around, and threatened a Civil War if Obama didn't move to the back of the White House and let a real American take over. Naturally, the liberal media painted them for what they are, and soon enough, they were forced to STFU. In fact, they realized that the liberals in the country had such a stranglehold on Obama's image, that every GOP candidate that stepped up to the candidate was painted as a bad choice for America, for various reasons only leftards understand.
So what did the GOP do? The only thing they could do: Find the dumbest, blackest Uncle Tom they could find, and make him the frontrunner for the Republicunt nomination. Oh, and his only experience in leadership is being the fucking CEO of a shitty pizza chain.
999 Plan
Herman Cain, due to receiving a lifetime of Affirmative Action and hand-outs from Whitey, thought that fixing America's economy was to give everyone the exact same fucking tax rate on everything. Unfortunately, because he's a fucking retard, he didn't realize that forcing everyone to pay a 9% income tax means raising taxes on everyone. Sound familiar? Naturally, the other GOP candidates jumped on him for this and threatened to hang him from a tree for even considering making people (including, God forbid, rich people) pay taxes, including what would amount to a tax increase for the poor.
It should come as no surprise, then, that such an unrealistically simple plan came from none other than a fucking video game. The Sims, no less. Herman Cain is no stranger to grabbing his campaign propaganda from popular culture, including a "inspirational quote" he pulled from Pokemon.]