Judge William Adams

Judge Redneck McBeaty

That's a paddlin'

	“	Get on the stomach or I'm gonna start beatin' you again	„
	—Judge William Adams, plum mad 'bout the compooter

	“	I never got mah lick in on 'er	„
	—Judge William Adams

Hon. Judge William Adams is a judge in the lovely county of Aransas in Texas. While he's not puttin' away godless heathen criminals, he's gettin' secretly filmed whuppin' the shit outta his daughter. I tell ya what, his daughter was plum pissed off 'bout gettin' beat roundabouts 2004 so she posted the vidya of him beatin' her on the evil Youtube. He probably thinks of himself as just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm. The evil internet hordes of godless liberals seem ta disagree with him 'bout that.

What Dun Happn'd

Secretly filmed by his daughter Hillary in 2004 and posted on Youtube last thursday, the video in question depicts Judge Adams beating the shit out of Hillary with a belt. From what can be garnered from the video, Hillary is a bit of a video game fan (note the Starfox Adventures and Sonic Adventure 2 posters on the wall) and a computer geek. Judge Adams, being the upstanding, moral individual (read: redneck dumbfuck) he is didn't agree with her downloading that evil rock and roll music and playing those satanic video games and decided to "give her a spanking." Instead of a spanking, he proceeds to beat the living fuck out of her, good ol' boy style.

Because she was a gamer, the video gained momentum on the /v/ board on 4chan, followed by /b/ and Reddit and picked up a lot of supporters along the way. Judge Adams should be preparing his asshole for the oncoming shitstorm.

That's a Paddlin'

The Video In Question

Vidya gaems? That's a paddlin'

Apparently he has more in common with them Jappos than he thinks

He may be a Mexican

Another Godless Hippie Heathen (Warning: video contains an asshole)

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See also

• Aransas County Court-At-Law Page - Has the phone number for the court where he works. I heard he likes pizza!
• Aransas County Court Contact Page - Let them know that one of their judges is about to be fucked a la Anthony Weiner