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[[Image:WilliamAdams.png|thumb|right|Judge [[Redneck|Redneck]] McBeaty]]
[[Image:WilliamAdams.png|thumb|right|Judge [[Redneck|Redneck]] McBeaty]]
[[Image:thatsapaddlin.gif|thumb|right|That's a paddlin']]
[[Image:thatsapaddlin.gif|thumb|right|That's a paddlin']]
{{quote|[[Illiterate|Get on the stomach]] or I'm gonna start beatin' you again|[[Redneck|Judge William Adams]], plum mad 'bout the compooter}}
{{quote|I never got mah lick in on 'er|[[Redneck|Judge William Adams]]}}
[[Sick fuck|Hon.]] Judge William Adams is a judge in the [[Shitty|lovely]] county of Aransas in [[Texas|Texas]]. While he's not puttin' away godless heathen criminals, he's gettin' secretly filmed whuppin' the shit outta his daughter. I tell ya what, his daughter was plum pissed off 'bout gettin' beat roundabouts 2004 so she posted the vidya of him beatin' her on the evil [[Youtube|Youtube]]. He probably thinks of himself as [[Confederate States of America|just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm.]] The [[Internets|evil internet hordes of godless liberals]] seem ta disagree with him 'bout that.


== What [[You Dun Goofed|Dun Happn'd]] ==
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Secretly filmed by his daughter Hillary in 2004 and posted on [[Jewtube|Youtube]] [[Last Thursday|last thursday]], the video in question depicts Judge Adams beating the shit out of Hillary with a belt. From what can be garnered from the video, Hillary is a bit of a [[Vidya|video game]] fan (note the [[Furry|Starfox Adventures]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Adventure 2]] posters on the wall) and a [[CSIII|computer geek]]. Judge Adams, being the upstanding, moral individual (read: [[Redneck|redneck]] dumbfuck) he is didn't agree with her downloading that evil rock and roll music and playing those satanic [[Vidya|video games]] and decided to "give her a spanking." Instead of a spanking, he proceeds to beat the living fuck out of her, [[Redneck|good ol' boy]] style.


Because she was a gamer, the video gained momentum on the [[/v/|/v/]] board on [[4chan|4chan]], followed by [[/b/|/b/]] and [[Reddit|Reddit]] and picked up a lot of supporters along the way. Judge Adams should be preparing his asshole for the oncoming [[shitstorm|shitstorm]].
'''Judge William "Bill" "The Judge" Adams''' is the most [[redneck]] sack of [[shit]] you will ever meet. Hailing from the [[Shitty|lovely]] county of Aransas in South [[Texas|Texas]] his worthless existence is spent beating his wife and daughter just like a real southerner. Make no mistake, while this smarmy fucker doesn't wear a wifebeater and shotgun cans of Bud Light he is the embodiment of backwoods trash. When he's not busy lying through his teeth about his family life and wasting taxpayers' money on stupid shit he's getting secretly filmed beating the holy fuck out of his daughter.  


She first posts a video of herself being beaten 7 years ago, instead of releasing it at the time, or waiting 2 years so she's 18, she waits until she's 23. The video out of the blue and includes a biased message, and excludes her mother, who later financially supported her musical career. She then posts it on reddit and it goes fairly viral among social sites like 4chan and reddit. Afterward, she posts a new video the day the original video goes viral. She claims she wants legal action to be taken, yet she refuses to go to the authorities. Instead, she went ahead and posted this first on a social site like reddit. Later on, she posted a thread asking reddit to ask her everything. She dodges a few questions and rewords phrases so she looks like she's still a victim.
{{quote|[[Illiterate|Get on the stomach]] or I'm gonna start beatin' you again|[[Redneck|Judge William Adams]], exercising his second amendment rights like a retard}}
{{quote|I never got mah lick in on 'er|[[Redneck|Judge William Adams]], demonstrating his true redneck colors}}


Did we mention that she's a furry?
== [[You Dun Goofed|The Video]] ==
http://sites.google.com/site/shoehedgie/
[[Image:Williamadamsmeat.jpg|thumb|right|"The Judge" seen here shopping for fresh meat to [[Masturbate|pound]].]]
[[Last Thursday]] the daughter of Billy posted a video to [[Jewtube|YouTube]] that was secretly filmed in 2004. The video in question depicts Judge Adams savagely beating his daughter with a belt. From what can be garnered from the video, Hillary is a bit of a [[Vidya|video game]] fan (note the [[Furry|Starfox Adventures]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Adventure 2]] posters on the wall) and a [[CSIII|computer geek]]. Judge Adams, being the upstanding, moral individual (read: [[Redneck|redneck]] dumbfuck) he is didn't agree with her downloading that evil rock and roll music and playing those satanic [[Vidya|video games]] and decided to "give her a spanking." Instead of a spanking, he proceeds to beat the living fuck out of her, [[Redneck|good ol' boy]] style.


==That's a Paddlin'==
He is seen relentlessly manhandling and beating Hillary everywhere on her body, threatening to beat her across the face if she doesn't assume his demanded positions. Hillary's mother, another victim of Billy's abuse, is seen shouting at her and telling her to "take it like a grown woman".
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{{quote|Take it like a grown woman!|Wife of [[Redneck|Judge William Adams]], beating her daughter in fear of the same happening to her}}
<youtube>Wl9y3SIPt7o</youtube><br><center>'''The Video In Question'''</center>|
 
<youtube>hFgR0m-9FmM</youtube><br><center>'''Vidya gaems? That's a paddlin''''</center>|
Because Hillary is a gamer the video rapidly gained momentum on the [[/v/|/v/]] board on [[4chan|4chan]] where it then spread to [[/b/|/b/]] and subsequently [[Reddit|Reddit]] from there, picking up supporters along the way. Judge Adams should be preparing his asshole for the oncoming [[shitstorm|shitstorm]].
<youtube>Pb9yBUxPBsI</youtube><br><center>'''Apparently he has more in common with them [[Weeaboo|Jappos]] than he thinks'''</center>|
 
<youtube>xDl1DmoX890</youtube><br><center>'''He may be a [[Mexican|Mexican]]'''</center>|
== Context of Video ==
<youtube>wtYrLlccfKY</youtube><br><center>'''Another Godless Hippie Heathen (Warning: video contains [[TheAmazingAtheist|an asshole]])'''</center>|
Hillary was downloading [[Japan|Japanese]] [[J-pop|music]] and [[vidya|games]] that were not yet available for legal purchase in the United States. Not wanting to miss out on the latest episode of the hottest [[animu]] Hillary turned to the Internets to satisfy her cravings. Disappointed with his daughter's actions, The Judge then decided he was going to beat her senseless.
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Detecting that something bad was about to happen, Hillary smartly placed her camera on a shelf and covered it, leaving it on "record" mode to capture everything that happened. Seven years later she released the video causing the shitstorm of justice taking place today.
 
== Dox ==
[[Image:Judgewilliamadamshouse.jpg|thumb|right|His house as seen from Google Street View.]]
'''William "Bill" Adams'''
* 717 Magnolia Street
* Rockport, TX 78382
* Phone (Personal): Unlisted
* Phone (Aransas County Courthouse): (361) 790-0138
* Fax (Aransas County Courthouse): (361) 790-0185


==See also==
==See also==
*[http://www.whitepages.com/name/William-Adams/Rockport-TX/56d8a9u WhitePages.com profile of William Adams (CONFIRMED)]
*[http://www.aransascountytx.gov/courtatlaw/ Aransas County Court-At-Law Page] - Has the phone number for the court where he works. I heard he likes [[Pizza Bomb|pizza]]!
*[http://www.aransascountytx.gov/courtatlaw/ Aransas County Court-At-Law Page] - Has the phone number for the court where he works. I heard he likes [[Pizza Bomb|pizza]]!
*[http://www.aransascountytx.gov/main/contact.php Aransas County Court Contact Page] - Let them know that one of their judges is about to be fucked a la [[Anthony Weiner|Anthony Weiner]]
*[http://www.aransascountytx.gov/main/contact.php Aransas County Court Contact Page] - Let them know that one of their judges is about to be fucked a la [[Anthony Weiner|Anthony Weiner]]

Revision as of 02:59, 2 November 2011

Judge Redneck McBeaty
That's a paddlin'

Judge William "Bill" "The Judge" Adams is the most redneck sack of shit you will ever meet. Hailing from the lovely county of Aransas in South Texas his worthless existence is spent beating his wife and daughter just like a real southerner. Make no mistake, while this smarmy fucker doesn't wear a wifebeater and shotgun cans of Bud Light he is the embodiment of backwoods trash. When he's not busy lying through his teeth about his family life and wasting taxpayers' money on stupid shit he's getting secretly filmed beating the holy fuck out of his daughter.

   
“ 		 
Get on the stomach or I'm gonna start beatin' you again
  		„
  		 

—Judge William Adams, exercising his second amendment rights like a retard

   
“ 		 
I never got mah lick in on 'er
  		„
  		 

—Judge William Adams, demonstrating his true redneck colors

The Video

"The Judge" seen here shopping for fresh meat to pound.

Last Thursday the daughter of Billy posted a video to YouTube that was secretly filmed in 2004. The video in question depicts Judge Adams savagely beating his daughter with a belt. From what can be garnered from the video, Hillary is a bit of a video game fan (note the Starfox Adventures and Sonic Adventure 2 posters on the wall) and a computer geek. Judge Adams, being the upstanding, moral individual (read: redneck dumbfuck) he is didn't agree with her downloading that evil rock and roll music and playing those satanic video games and decided to "give her a spanking." Instead of a spanking, he proceeds to beat the living fuck out of her, good ol' boy style.

He is seen relentlessly manhandling and beating Hillary everywhere on her body, threatening to beat her across the face if she doesn't assume his demanded positions. Hillary's mother, another victim of Billy's abuse, is seen shouting at her and telling her to "take it like a grown woman".

   
“ 		 
Take it like a grown woman!
  		„
  		 

—Wife of Judge William Adams, beating her daughter in fear of the same happening to her

Because Hillary is a gamer the video rapidly gained momentum on the /v/ board on 4chan where it then spread to /b/ and subsequently Reddit from there, picking up supporters along the way. Judge Adams should be preparing his asshole for the oncoming shitstorm.

Context of Video

Hillary was downloading Japanese music and games that were not yet available for legal purchase in the United States. Not wanting to miss out on the latest episode of the hottest animu Hillary turned to the Internets to satisfy her cravings. Disappointed with his daughter's actions, The Judge then decided he was going to beat her senseless.

Detecting that something bad was about to happen, Hillary smartly placed her camera on a shelf and covered it, leaving it on "record" mode to capture everything that happened. Seven years later she released the video causing the shitstorm of justice taking place today.

Dox

His house as seen from Google Street View.

William "Bill" Adams

  • 717 Magnolia Street
  • Rockport, TX 78382
  • Phone (Personal): Unlisted
  • Phone (Aransas County Courthouse): (361) 790-0138
  • Fax (Aransas County Courthouse): (361) 790-0185

See also

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