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'''Judge William "Bill" "The Judge" Adams''' is the most [[redneck]] sack of [[shit]] you will ever meet. Hailing from the [[Shitty|lovely]] county of Aransas in South [[Texas|Texas]] his worthless existence is spent beating his wife and daughter just like a real southerner. Make no mistake, while this smarmy fucker doesn't wear a wifebeater and shotgun cans of Bud Light he is the embodiment of backwoods trash. When he's not busy lying through his teeth about his family life and wasting taxpayers' money on stupid shit he's getting secretly filmed beating the holy fuck out of his daughter. | '''Judge William "Bill" "The Judge" Adams''' is the most [[redneck]] sack of [[shit]] you will ever meet. Hailing from the [[Shitty|lovely]] county of Aransas in South [[Texas|Texas]] his worthless existence is spent beating his wife and daughter just like a real southerner. Make no mistake, while this smarmy fucker doesn't wear a wifebeater and shotgun cans of Bud Light he is the embodiment of backwoods trash. When he's not busy lying through his teeth about his family life and wasting taxpayers' money on stupid shit he's getting secretly filmed beating the holy fuck out of his daughter. | ||
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[[Image:Williamadamsmeat.jpg|thumb|right|"The Judge" seen here shopping for fresh meat to [[Masturbate|pound]].]] | [[Image:Williamadamsmeat.jpg|thumb|right|"The Judge" seen here shopping for fresh meat to [[Masturbate|pound]].]] | ||
[[Last Thursday]] the daughter of Billy posted a video to [[Jewtube|YouTube]] that was secretly filmed in 2004. The video in question depicts Judge Adams savagely beating his daughter with a belt. From what can be garnered from the video, Hillary is a bit of a [[Vidya|video game]] fan (note the [[Furry|Starfox Adventures]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Adventure 2]] posters on the wall) and a [[CSIII|computer geek]]. Judge Adams, being the [[sick fuck|upstanding, moral individual]] (read: [[Redneck|redneck]] dumbfuck) he is didn't agree with her downloading that evil rock and roll music and playing those satanic [[Vidya|video games]] and decided to "give her a spanking." Instead of a spanking, he proceeds to beat the living fuck out of her, [[Redneck|good ol' boy]] style. | [[Last Thursday]] the daughter of Billy posted a video to [[Jewtube|YouTube]] that was secretly filmed in 2004. The video in question depicts Judge Adams savagely beating his daughter with a belt. From what can be garnered from the video, Hillary is a bit of a [[Vidya|video game]] fan (note the [[Furry|Starfox Adventures]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Adventure 2]] posters on the wall) and a [[CSIII|computer geek]]. Judge Adams, being the [[sick fuck|upstanding, moral individual]] (read: [[Redneck|redneck]] dumbfuck) he is didn't agree with her downloading that evil rock and roll music and playing those satanic [[Vidya|video games]] and decided to "give her a spanking." Instead of a spanking, he proceeds to beat the living fuck out of her, [[Redneck|good ol' boy]] style. | ||
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Judge William "Bill" "The Judge" Adams is the most redneck sack of shit you will ever meet. Hailing from the lovely county of Aransas in South Texas his worthless existence is spent beating his wife and daughter just like a real southerner. Make no mistake, while this smarmy fucker doesn't wear a wifebeater and shotgun cans of Bud Light he is the embodiment of backwoods trash. When he's not busy lying through his teeth about his family life and wasting taxpayers' money on stupid shit he's getting secretly filmed beating the holy fuck out of his daughter.
—Judge William Adams, exercising his second amendment rights like a retard | ||
—Judge William Adams, demonstrating his true redneck colors | ||
The Video
Last Thursday the daughter of Billy posted a video to YouTube that was secretly filmed in 2004. The video in question depicts Judge Adams savagely beating his daughter with a belt. From what can be garnered from the video, Hillary is a bit of a video game fan (note the Starfox Adventures and Sonic Adventure 2 posters on the wall) and a computer geek. Judge Adams, being the upstanding, moral individual (read: redneck dumbfuck) he is didn't agree with her downloading that evil rock and roll music and playing those satanic video games and decided to "give her a spanking." Instead of a spanking, he proceeds to beat the living fuck out of her, good ol' boy style.
He is seen relentlessly manhandling and beating Hillary everywhere on her body, threatening to beat her across the face if she doesn't assume his demanded positions. Hillary's mother, another victim of Billy's abuse, is seen shouting at her and telling her to "take it like a grown woman".
—Wife of Judge William Adams, beating her daughter in fear of the same happening to her | ||
Because Hillary is a gamer the video rapidly gained momentum on the /v/ board on 4chan where it then spread to /b/ and subsequently Reddit from there, picking up supporters along the way. Judge Adams should be preparing his asshole for the oncoming shitstorm.
Context of Video
Hillary was downloading Japanese music and games that were not yet available for legal purchase in the United States. Not wanting to miss out on the latest episode of the hottest animu Hillary turned to the Internets to satisfy her cravings. Disappointed with his daughter's actions, The Judge then decided he was going to beat her senseless.
Detecting that something bad was about to happen, Hillary smartly placed her camera on a shelf and covered it, leaving it on "record" mode to capture everything that happened. Seven years later she released the video causing the shitstorm of justice taking place today.
It is worth pointing out that Hillary is disabled. She has cerebral palsy and thus has a very fragile frame. This didn't faze Billy one bit, he still beat her to no end.
Dox
William "Bill" Adams
- 717 Magnolia Street
- Rockport, TX 78382
- Phone (Personal): Unlisted
- Phone (Aransas County Courthouse): (361) 790-0138
- Fax (Aransas County Courthouse): (361) 790-0185
See also
- WhitePages.com profile of William Adams (CONFIRMED)
- Aransas County Court-At-Law Page - Has the phone number for the court where he works. I heard he likes pizza!
- Aransas County Court Contact Page - Let them know that one of their judges is about to be fucked a la Anthony Weiner