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| [[File:Union-jack.gif|thumb|Flag of Fiji, Look fucking [[Britfags|familiar?]]]] | |
| [[File:Fiji Citizen.jpg|thumb|A typical Fijian on a [[Thursday]] walk.]]
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| [[File:Fiji Jail.jpg|thumb|Where [[Rupert Murdoch]] and [[Australia]] want to put all Fijians.]]
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| [[Fiji]] is a small island nation in the South Pacific that can't stop [[fuck]]ing itself over. It is expected that Fiji will soon blow itself up and sink to the ocean floor next [[Thursday]].
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| This retarded [[shit]]hole has a coup every few years where the government is overthrown. Most of the time this happens because the [[Sea nigger|unruly inhabitants]] of the place want to keep it. [[Rupert Murdoch]] and [[Australia]] don't like that. It is not known exactly what the fuck is wrong with these [[retard]]s for not getting the point. They also have delicious coconuts!
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| ==Coup I==
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| An army Fijian attempted to take over the country after realizing there were too many [[Indian]]s there. [[Rupert Murdoch]] and [[Australia]] hated his guts so he proceeded to fail epically and ended up in [[jail]].
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| ==Coup II: Electric Bananarama==
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| In 2006 the Fijian military took over Fiji again, this time led by a navy Fijian who named himself after an '80s pop band (Frank [[Attention whore|Bananarama]]). [[Rupert Murdoch]] and his [[Australia]]n government were behind it this time, so nobody outside cared and the ex-Prime Mincer had to step down or be killed. This still led to them being kicked out of the [[Commonwealth]] for making complete [[ass]]es of themselves. Nobody will ever trust Fiji. Fiji itself would probably be a better country if there wasn't so many smelly fucking Indians all over the place, they should go back to their fucking homeland.
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| A guy called Keith Scott decided to get in on the action and went over to Fiji and did a Nigerian scam on the whole Fijian population by telling them he would give them $6 billion to run their country. The Fijians have been scammed in the past when a white bloke promised to send a boatload of cash to them - the Fijians were so stupid that they're still sitting at the wharf waiting for the boat.
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| The second coup is a result of the Indians fucking the Fijians over as usual but this time managed to get a Fijian to crap up the Fijians. It's been widely speculated that Frank Bananarama was captured one night by a band of curry munching Indians who transplanted his brain with an Indian one.
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| Another Indian who is blamed for all of Fiji's fuckups is Mahendra NTSC/Pal Chaudry. Chaudry or Chodo as he's affectionately called by the Fijians is supposedly using witchcraft to get Frank Bananarama to do his bidding.
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Australia]]
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| *[[Rupert Murdoch]]
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| *[[United Kingdom]]
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| {{Commonwealth}}
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| [[Category:Locations]]
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Revision as of 02:08, 16 November 2011
