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| [[Image:ciuhandu.jpg|thumb|I want to [[rape]] your [[baby|kid]], please. (they are very polite)]]
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| [[Image:Grafic mare.png|thumb|left|By far the most phishing activity in Romania comes from Timisoara/Banat]]
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| [[Image:Frauda1.jpg|thumb|Sure, a US resident will be worried about one of these Romanian banks]]
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| [[Image:Banatcar.jpg|thumb|Typical street scene in Banat]]
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| [[Image:Truckwheel.jpg|thumb|Missing a wheel, no problem]]
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| [[Image:Childpet.jpg|thumb|Animals bring joy to the family]]
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| [[Image:Pafter.jpg|thumb|Mayor of Temesvar. Her daughters bought her the position, while on their backs]]
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| '''Banat''' is a place in [[Romania]][[image:Flag_ro.gif]] where poor people and the government come to steal money from [[hard]] [[work|working]] [[fag|Banatians]]. Banat is also known as "our faggot city [http://gaydads.meetup.com/cities/ro/timisoara/ Timisoara]" by the Romanians and "Temesvar" by the [[butthurt|Hungarians]] who are always crying about [[rape|some shit that happened in 1920]].
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| ==Common knowledge==
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| *Idiot #1: Man, my fucking cheap mayor has no money to put light bulbs in the streets because the Moldavians stole them all to build roads. I hate Moldavians. <small><small><small><small>from Siemens</small></small></small></small>
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| *Idiot #2: We have in Timisoara more cars than in Bucharest!! <small><small><small><small>from Siemens</small></small></small></small>
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| *Idiot #3: Christ!! This [[bitch]] I bought in [[Asia]] is a [[fag]]... [[Whatever]], spent money are lost money. Suck here, please. <small><small><small><small>from Cacatel</small></small></small></small>
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| *Wisdom words from Banat: Decat sa-ti para rau, mai bine sa-ti fie rau. (Instead of feeling sorry, better feel sick). This can be used when you are invited somewhere to eat or drink, or you see free coffee somewhere, but you don't drink coffee (until then, of course, when you will take 3-4 cups and have a heart-attack).
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| *[[:Image:Cock 1.jpg|Ciuhandu]] aka {{Float|Mayor-for-life|when I don't get it}}, is a [[not funny|convicted]] [[pedophile]] and has a [[16 year old]] wife. The strange thing is that his [[13 year old boy]] tried to have [[buttsex]] with [[your mom]]. Did you know that?
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| Image:Banat_family.jpg|Dear, we will eat this tomorrow with the kids, now go and finish what they have on the table.
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| Image:Ciuhandu_hungry.jpg|I want [[shit|some]] too...
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| ==Internets in Banat==
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| Strangely enough, Banat has the most internets of any place in Eastern Europe. The reason for [[ED|this]] is [[lame|simple]]. Most of the [[prostitute|prostitutes]] in [[London]], Amsterdam and Paris are sex-slave teenagers from Banat. The pimps back home create lavish web sites to display the goods, and orders come in from cities everywhere to supply them with whores. After a few years in other lands, these women return home and create their own web sites to advertise their young daughters and sons for sale to pedophiles from [[Germany]].
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| The second reason is much more important. Have you ever tracked the IP address of someone sending you a "[[phishing]]" scam, a poorly written email supposedly from your bank, or from [[PayPal]], or from [[eBay]], trying to get your log-in info or credit card number? Most of the time, if the address is not from Russia, it is based in Romania, #2 in the world for internet crime, [[carding]], and all other kinds of internets [[fraud]]. And Banat is the top city in Romania for these crimes, a badge it wears proudly. You could even say that Banat is a pioneer in devising new kinds of crimes for the internets...and they have [[I_GOT_NORTON%21|NORTON]]!
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| Fortunately for us, in Banat, being a shitty place in shitty Romania, the shitty [[internets]] connection is poor and they get disconnected a lot from their shitty, miserable evil doings. Of course, all this is happening because of those damn, fucking, worst-then-niggers shitty Moldavians. [[God|GOD]], I hate them!!!
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| A lot of great newspapers are read every day, with news where they learn how much the Moldavians and the government is stealing from them: [http://www.banateanul.ro/ I am da MAN] (Romanian language required, rarely
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| available as Romania cannot afford reliable databases); [http://www.renasterea.ro/ I see you stealing my money] (still, stupid Romanian language required)
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| Image:FatAngel.JPG|High class escort
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| Image:Sexdoll.JPG|Action babe
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| Image:ChungLi.jpg|Usual street worker
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| Image:Shemale-slut.jpg|And not least...
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| ==People they hate==
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| #Moldavians
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| #<s>[[Jews]]</s>They all moved away for some reason about 60 years ago
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| #[[Unfunny|Unfunny people with unwarranted self-importance]]
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| #Moldavians from [[Moldova]]
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| #People from [[redneck|Olt]].
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| #People from [[Ghetto|Bucharest]]
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| #[[Romania|Romanians]]
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| #[[Gypsies]]
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| #[[Arabs]]
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| #[[Niggers]]
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| #[[Scotland|Scots]]
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| #????
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| #MOLDAVIANS
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| If you expected [[PROFIT]], you are Jew and [[stupid]]. Moldavians are stealing all our profits.
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| Image:Soap bar.jpg|Why there are no Jews in Banat?
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| Image:Corpsech.jpg|Banatians drink his blood!
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| Image:Murder.jpg|Moldavian fags try to get our gold! We showed them!
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| Image:Startreks.jpg|Modafokars try to get our gold also! Get them!
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| ==Living in Banat==
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| Fact: Mr [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleister_Crowley Alistair Crowley] spent 2 years in Banat, perverting almost all the population in the area. Since then, Banat is known as a haven of homosexuality and pedophilia.
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| Because they love money so much, the majority of them will tend to marry with very close relatives, especially sister+brother. This way the family can keep all the money and never give anything to those fucking Moldavians. Inbreeding is very popular here as a means to keep the gene pool clean.
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| You would expect that this will make the population very smart and beautiful, but some Moldavian blood must have been contaminating the project because they have a huge problem with retardness, gayness and monster people being born here.
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| Everything in Hostel movies is true, but it did not happen in Slovakia, it was in Banat (retarded gay kids from Banat find great joy when they play football with human heads).
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| You can choose from 4 kinds of [[Race|races]] to live here:
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| *the dirty, stinking, hungry, stupid mofo Moldavians - the most common type
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| *the ugly, speaks-faster-then-french Oltenians
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| *the angry, stylish, just-as-smart-as-americans Banatians
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| *[[Lie|the oppressed, beautiful, smart, with-god-like-language Hungarians]] - most hard to play with, but most interesting, because you can get the extra skill of being a part of Hungarian militia and bear arms to shoot fucking Moldavians that steal everything I work for and that rape our girls and kill our kids. I hate them, hate them, hate them!!! [[satan|GOD]] [[fucks|SAVE]] BANAT!! [[Allah akbar]]!!!
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| Image:Banatean.png|Moldavian from Banat
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| Image:Hot gypsy.jpg|Hot Oltenian from Banat
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| Image:Commando.jpg|Banatian from Banat
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| Image:Banat_fag.jpg|This fag seems to like you. Want a lap dance?
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| Image:Banat_faggot_ninja.jpg|Ninjas are coming to rape your ass.
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| Image:Banat_usual_retard.jpg|[[Retard]]s...
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| Image:Moldavian_slut.jpg|Moldavian girls are training to get your money, retard.
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| Image:Banat_wife.jpg|Usual wife in Banat.
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| [[Whatever|Now let's move on...]]
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| Here, in wonderful and magical Banat, you have a large selection of [[Retard|cabdrivers]] who will get you everywhere they want.
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| Before going into a cab you must be very careful to see if the driver has any occupation (if yes he will be busy and NOT speak with you) and gently ask him where he is going and if he can take you there. If you have the honor to find a [[Retard|driver]] willing to go on your route, you must make conversation with him while he is driving and watching his mini DVD player and bash Moldavians. Failing to do that will make him [[Suicide|throw you out of the cab]], again, while he is driving and watching his mini DVD player and bashing Moldavians.
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| You can also take the firobuz (wire-bus in Banat language) or the bus.
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| Image:Firobuz.jpg|Wonder of the science. And rapists haven...
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| Image:Autobuz.jpg|If you are lucky you will not fall in my dick you [[bitch]].
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| You can find a lot of [[great]] local [[food|foods]] here, like [[wat|"oul banatean"]] (Banatian egg), [[Ramen|"pane alba banateana"]] (white Banatian bread), [[Meat|"salam Banat bun"]] (salami good Banat) and [[Puke|everything]] that has the name [[Cunt|Banat]] in it.
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| [[Gay|Tarzan]] ( [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0461696/ Johnny Weissmuller: the one, the only, the real Tarzan], like they say) was the greatest personality that Banat has to offer to date. He is celebrated each year with many Jew fireworks. All people from Banat must take a pilgrimage that day to the great museum that is his house (he didn't live there thou, only his [[slut|mother]] had a [[fail|failed]] abortion).
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| Image:TarzanJW.jpg|Proud Banatian
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| Image:Rahanx.jpg|No worthy opponent for the Banatian
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| Image:Mowgli02.jpg|No match for the Banatian
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| It is believed that Tarzan was so great only because of his "Tarzan Yell"[[™]]. Audio is kind of low, so boost up your sound a little for this one.
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| <youtube>iZwMxSF4Ios</youtube>
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| ==People living in Banat/Timisoara/Temesvar==
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| * 65% Moldavians (that hate Moldavians)
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| * 25% Oltenians (that hate Moldavians)
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| * 20% Banatians (that hate all people)
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| It may seem that there are 110% people in Banat. This is a common misconception, everybody knows that "Banatu-i fruncea" (The Banat is my ass.)
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| While trying to make some honest money, if they are sent to [[Arab|sand niggers]] or [[Africa]] to slave for [[France|french]] corporations they steal the toilet paper from their workplace (they can spend the money then on overpriced coffee in Temesvar at the new shiny mall). Or they steal yogurt from shops in [[Africa|Gabon]], because only idiots give money to [[niggers]]. This helps them to have a new first in Romania: the first dead by malaria in over 100 years. Super!
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| Of course, all the money they make by hardworking, slaving and starving are stolen by Moldavians when they come home.
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| The music here is also the best and all the great [[Romania|Romanian]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPc_nQqBQUs singers] came from here. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=514NwBta1iY This] is a small [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQQpzjcm_tY sample] that you can hear while living in [[fucktard|Timisoara]] (specially in weekends in the morning)
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| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z-KjW4kCcg Beautiful] [http://www.youtube.com/v/UqT8pPguDOQ sounds] [http://www.youtube.com/v/im-kBMxcbtc coming] from [http://www.youtube.com/v/KUEYz-ybpUg Banat]. <small><small><small><small>~my god, it's full of [[shit|links]] </small></small></small></small>
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| What can we say about the dance? Well, is magnificent. Just look at [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yLEFm9_gmk this] real life like and vivid dance. The music is a little slow for what they can [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUHrKt5iJFY really do].
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| Also there are a lot of [[Jayjg|bozgors]] here that we love and admire. We will like to bow to them if the [[retard|Moldavians]] will let us. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1e8l8ZlNOg Here] are some [[special]] people thanking the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|almighty]] [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bozgor bozgors] that took care of us for [[100_years_ago|ages]].
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| Image:Architect.gif|Jinkies. It's that guy!
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| Image:Jabba2.jpg|More Important...
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| Image:Sthpk jesus.jpg|...even more...
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| Image:TheThinker.jpg|and THE ONE!
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| Image:Typical_banatian.jpg|Very respected Banatian. [http://www.google.ro/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=com.ubuntu%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=B7L&q=%22Nicolae+Romulus+Mailat%22&btnG=C%C4%83utare&meta=lr%3Dlang_en With his new fame he became the pillar of the society]
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| Image:Fageminators..jpg|Everyday, fags congregate and go to [[fuck]] your [[daddy]].
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| Image:UncleCiuhandu.jpg|'Nough said. Where is he?
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| Image:Ilici300.jpg|Greeks came to Banat for the [[lulz]] also.
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| ==Sports==
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| They also have high regards for sports and football in general in Timisoara (they really understand what [[lulz]] are).
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| And they have great songs to praise the football team [http://www.youtube.com/v/u6SBRGJL0-0 Poli Stiinta 1921 Timisoara] aka FC Politehnica AEK Timisoara aka Banatu-i fruncea.
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| They also love car [http://www.youtube.com/v/ivHQnGyN0ZM sports].
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| It's common in Banat to drive on the wrong way of the road to show the others how good you are. In Banat, if you drive an Audi, BMW or Mercedes you are [[the_man|tha MAN]] and no driving rule will apply to you. This great sport is somehow put in shadow by the great numbers of victims that can't afford a real car and must obey the law, those causing them to crash into the cars of real people.
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| ==Gallery of beautiful and unique places to visit while in Timisoara.==
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| It may seem, again, for the [[stupid]] and [[idiots]] that it's the same place. black person!! Timisoara has a lot to offer and if it weren't for you meddling Moldavians we will be bigger then Japan.
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| Bear in mind that these beautiful buildings were built by the Hungarians in the 19th century, when the city was still part of Hungary. Buildings made in modern-day Banat last only about 5 or 6 years, on average.
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| In fact, everything that we ever did was with our real masters, the Hungarian people. Romania only give us [[Moldova|Moldavians]]. Let them rot in [[America|Hell]].
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| Image:Timisoara5.jpg|Wonderful. So... phallic.
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| Image:Timisoara1.jpg|The snow is giving a totally new look to this <s>cock</s> <s>penis</s> <s>dick</s> <s>pula belita</s>[[whatever]]
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| Image:Timisoara2.jpg|Joly good, sir! I like this. It's ''super''!
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| Image:Hello.jpg|Welcome to Banat, come on in!
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| Image:Timisoara4.jpg|Looks like more dicks from this angle. Swelll!!
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| Image:Timisoara3.jpg|I have no idea why I'm getting a raging clue right now...
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| Image:Timisoara6.jpg|[[Rape|Night]] [[your mom|is]] [[now|special]] [[faggot|here]].
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| Image:Timisoara7.jpg|In case you've forgotten <small>(it's just me, or this is going inside goatse right NOW?)</small>
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Romania]]
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| *[[Moldova]]
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| [[Category:Locations]]
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| <br/>
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| <div align=center>Now all the Banatians have a quick look here:</div>
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| [[Image:Mib1.gif|center|]]
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