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'''Lt. John Pike''', a.k.a. '''The Pepper Spray cop''' a.k.a '''Dr Pepper''' is a [[badass]] policeman who appropriately dealt with a large line of dirty jobless [[hippies]] at the [[Occupy Wall Street|Occupy CU Davis]] in [[California]], by [[pwn|pwning]] their ugly faces with nice hot stream of pepper spray. Pike couldn't stand their newfaggotry and bitchy whining, plus the little shits were blocking his way to an ice cream van on the other side of the park, and did what any God-Loving patriot would do, proceeded to whip out his [[Dong|Pepper spray can]] and cover the irritating [[nerds]] in liquidized orange pain [[I DID IT FOR THE LULZ|for the lulz]]. | '''Lt. John Pike''', a.k.a. '''The Pepper Spray cop''' a.k.a '''Dr Pepper''' is a [[badass]] policeman who appropriately dealt with a large line of dirty jobless [[hippies]] at the [[Occupy Wall Street|Occupy CU Davis]] in [[California]], by [[pwn|pwning]] their ugly faces with nice hot stream of pepper spray. Pike couldn't stand their newfaggotry and bitchy whining, plus the little shits were blocking his way to an ice cream van on the other side of the park, and did what any God-Loving patriot would do, proceeded to whip out his [[Dong|Pepper spray can]] and cover the irritating [[nerds]] in liquidized orange pain [[I DID IT FOR THE LULZ|for the lulz]]. | ||
Since the incident, Pike has become a [[forced meme]], and every [[hipster]] in the universe has applied their [[retarded|brilliant]] photoshop skillz, cunt and pasting Pike's chillax lulzy strolling onto any random | Since the incident, Pike has become a [[forced meme]], and every [[hipster]] in the universe has applied their [[retarded|brilliant]] photoshop skillz, cunt and pasting Pike's chillax lulzy strolling onto any random picture they can find. | ||
==Footage of Pike raping hippie's eyes== | ==Footage of Pike raping hippie's eyes== | ||
Revision as of 22:17, 26 November 2011
Lt. John Pike, a.k.a. The Pepper Spray cop a.k.a Dr Pepper is a badass policeman who appropriately dealt with a large line of dirty jobless hippies at the Occupy CU Davis in California, by pwning their ugly faces with nice hot stream of pepper spray. Pike couldn't stand their newfaggotry and bitchy whining, plus the little shits were blocking his way to an ice cream van on the other side of the park, and did what any God-Loving patriot would do, proceeded to whip out his Pepper spray can and cover the irritating nerds in liquidized orange pain for the lulz.
Since the incident, Pike has become a forced meme, and every hipster in the universe has applied their brilliant photoshop skillz, cunt and pasting Pike's chillax lulzy strolling onto any random picture they can find.
Footage of Pike raping hippie's eyes
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Fox News coverage
Faux News understand that this chubby cop was only truly doing his duty in spraying the little jobless bastards, and expressed in utmost sincerity through political pundit Megyn Kelly that they were clearly just being a bunch of whining pussies.
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Of course most other news coverage spoke of this beautiful cop hero as though he is some sort of villain, despite being an astute defender of lulz and our right to walk through a park. Some even insinuated that the unwashed hippies were not explicitly asking for it, which they clearly were, normal citizens need to walk their dog dammit.
Butthurt Anonymous
Among the many people that were butthurt about Jonny-boy's appropriate use of force was anonymous, 13-year-olds everywhere switched on their screechy, lame voice synthesizers, focusing all the nerd rage they could into jewtube videos, stating that the whole situation is srs business. And the selective vigilantism did in fact work, because John's dox were thereafter posted.
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