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| [[Image:CorkyBravo.jpg|thumb|left|210px|He's single Homos]]
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| Corky also known as Nicholas Bravo, Nick Bravo, NickBravoLives, TheRealNickBravo, or by his birth name "Ryan Fenster", is a batshit insane [[YouTube]] [[lolcow]].<br>
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| He first became eFamous on YouTube with the intro video on his ChristBravo channel. In this vid, he claimed that he had "become Jesus" through sheer force of whim. This crackpot video inspired a mocking response vid from YouTube "celeb" [[Coughlan666]]. The rest, they say, was infamy.<br>
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| He also fancies himself an Activist. His "activism" consists of going to infowars.com and absorbing whatever shit is posted there and rambling about it in a [[YouTube]] video or paying a public access TV channel (access [[Weed|Humboldt]]) to post his insane ramblings. Corky resembles [[RootBrian|Rootfag]] in 10 years in the future after his mom kicks him out of the house. Still [[unemployed]] living in a [[Homeless|van]], still in need of a [[dental plan]], and of course still on [[rich|disability]]. He is currently [[Pedophilia|living in his van]] (license plate 1HMJ214) and trying to become an [[Unrealistic Expectations|actor]] in Hollywood.
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| Ryan Fester gained his lulzcow status in an act of unintentional trolling when running for [[Hippy|Arcata]] City Council, where he discriminated himself as an “experienced occultist”. Then after specularly losing that election he got [[raped|busted by the police]] for eating $2.50 in salami [[crap|nuggets]] and refusing to pay. He changed his name legally to "Nicholas Bravo" [[Faggot|after his favorite actor]] Nicolas Cage. The nick name Corky was given to him because his ramblings resemble those of Corky from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_Goes_On_(TV_series) Life Goes On], who also has [[aspie|Down syndrome]].
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| == Youtube History ==
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| [[Image:CorkyDance1.gif|right|Gay Pride]][[Image:CorkyDance1.gif|right|Gay Pride]][[Image:CorkyDance1.gif|right|Gay Pride]]
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| |{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #00000;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>ev0bNZZQGsA</youtube><br /><center>'''Corky is a Ferret'''</center>
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| |<youtube>eB0CrTZaFD4</youtube><br /><center>'''SpikeBravo Overdoses on M&M's'''</center>
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| |<youtube>TlD6M0Ue-SU</youtube><br /><center>'''Driving is A Right Not a Priviledge'''</center>
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| |<youtube>s4uiAHWf5Jc</youtube><br /><center>'''We have a sleeping Bravo'''</center>
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| |<youtube>Bj3diFJJWrw</youtube><br /><center>'''My Funny Voice'''</center>
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| After getting kicked out of yet another apartment, YouTube user HappyCabbie took pity on the little ferret and gave him a place to live and make some [[jew gold]] off YouTube by becoming a partner. However videos of Corky in his natural habitat drew only the attention of trolls. Needless to say, after HappyCabbie's health failed and Cabbie was no longer in any condition to support Corky (and Corky's EVERYTHING Habit) King Corkster was out on his ear and out on the street.<br>
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| The Corkinator never forgave Cabbie for getting sick, and has made his life's ambition to avenge this "insult". Cue 10,000 videos where the CorkieMonster accuses HappyCabbie of every single possible crime and misdemeanor under the sun. HappyCabbie, being the decent upstanding human potato that he is, would effortlessly prove that Corkenstein was talking shit-covered bollocks and that Corkulas accusations were not only false, but [[butthurt|pointlessly malicious]].<br>
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| Needless to say, Corkzilla was not going to stand for being proven to be both wrong and an asshat. So he would make yet another inflammatory video accusing HappyCabbie of...oh, I dunno...causing 9/11 or something. The most maddening part of this whole rigamarole is that Corky kept having all sorts of financial and tactical problems in his sad little life. Guess who kept helping him and bailing him out?<br>
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| Yes: HappyCabbie.<br>
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| This just made Corky look more and more like a douche and an ingrate. Because only a douche and an ingrate would keep viciously attacking the one and only person on Earth who ever tried to help him out. HappyCabbie even gave Corky a brand-new laptop, at his own expense, even when he couldn't afford the expense. Corky's way of thanking HappyCabbie? He accused Happy of filling the Laptop with spyware and rootkits and keyloggers. Happy, showing the patience of an entire monastery fulls of saints, took this ingratitude in stride; but even he had limits. After a few more times of getting burned by Corkilicious's fickle, backstabbing ways....he resolved to never help Corky again.<br>
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| The end result: Corky is now living in an unemployed hobo living in a broken down van with a busted windshield and no battery. Just goes to show, it pays to swallow your pride and solemnly say "thank you" when someone helps you. Especially if you don't deserve it.
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| == That's Slander! I Sue You! ==
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| {{ytplus|Slander is when it Happens to Me...|<center><youtube>cDInfSt4dm0</youtube></center>|...and it's '''''Justice''''' when it happens to you.|}}
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| Corky eventually moved out when the free food and beer dried up. Realizing what an ass he made of himself on camera, he tried filing DMCAs and lulsuits to get the videos taken down. After nobody listened to him he claimed to be filing a class action lawsuit unless the videos were removed. They're still up.
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| == 100 Days of Failure ==
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| On January 18, 2010 Corky announced his 100 day challenge to get a life with 14 points to success. Unfortunately, none of these included losing his virginity or accepting his homosexuality.
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| # Get a green screen/office to work on his crappy public access show.
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| # Go to the gym.
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| # Get his buckteeth fixed and a new hearing aid.
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| # Finish a script for a movie.
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| # "Networking," AKA not being a creepy homeless guy.
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| # Learn video editing.
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| # Get a website setup.
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| # Get an acting resume.
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| # Get the van fixed.
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| # Get a Kindle.
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| # Get into an acting school.
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| # "Learn Comedy." (not unintentional)
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| # Get a license for the van.
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| # Get a place to live (not his van).
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| All of which except going to the gym he still hasn't done to this day.
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| |{{frame|{{videoframe|Fail|background-color: #00000;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<video type="youtube" id="yxpTdoEkcFE" width="640" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/> <br /><center>'''100 Days Of Fail Start'''</center>
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| |<video type="youtube" id="FMzjn-fxN2k" width="640" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/> <br /><center>'''100 Days Of Fail End'''</center>
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| }}|border=#000000|background=#00000}}
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| ==Lulzy IRL Corky moments==
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| Bravo got [[GTFO|shitcanned]] from his store clerk job at a Phoenix branch of Circle-K in April 2009 after [[NO NIGGERS|refusing to serve an African American]] customer and calling him a “[[Drunk|Drunken]] [[Nigger]]”. He remained “[[Poor|unemployed]]” in Phoenix for the remainder of the year. His free accommodation ended when his [[faggot|room mate]] {{yt|HappyCabbie}} got evicted and he became “[[homeless]]”.
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| He [[scam|conned]] Youtube citizens out of [[Jew gold|$1400 worth of “donations”]] with an outlandish e-begging scam in Christmas 2010 and has recently published a new appeal for more “donations”.
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| He was on the record admitting that he’d spent the $1400 on [[Hookers and Blow|“Beer & Hookers]]” on his own BlogTV ; That channel was suspended after he used it to endlessly harass his former roommate {{yt|HappyCabbie}}) and went on to say that one [[Loli|young]] [[Whore|black Phoenix hooker]] alone cost him $300.
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| His SpikeBravo Youtube channel was [[B&|suspended]] after he issued death threats, and [[Rape|violated]] the Terms Of Service. <s>Feckless Bravo opened a new account, ProfessorBravo, hilariously endowing himself with a Professorship</s> lol b&.
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| His only video on his ProfessorBravo channel was him e-begging $249 dollars in a new scam which purports to liberate his possessions from an Arcata storage facility.
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| ===Lulzy Corky quotes===
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| Ooooh lookie! A 4 year old girl holding a kitten! READY! AIM! FIRE!|Corky Bravo
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| |I'm writing a screenplay. It opens with the brutal slaughter of a classroom full of pre-schoolers|Corky Bravo
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| |I love FUCKING with people who willfully wallow in their own fecal matter|Corky Bravo
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| |You are completely irrationsl. You offer no proof, only heresay|Corky Bravo
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| Blacks: theiving, drug addicts.
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| Women: Whining manipulators."|Corky Bravo
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| |The nanny state does not love you. It considers you as something to control. This is not a negative view, it is a realistic one|Corky Bravo
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| == Alleged Pedophilia ==
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| {{squote|Yesterday I was driving around town and I spotted a highly suspicious whitish-grey beater of a van with a cracked windshield parked on the side of a road. A short distance up I noticed there was a man approximately 5'8 to 5'9 dressed in hobo clothes with sunglasses on hunched over talking to two girls around the ages of 8-9 years old. I turned to park and when I got out of my truck he wheeled quickly around after he heard my door shut. I began walking towards him and he started off to his van but not before i half yelled to him "do you know these girls?!?" he looked towards me and replied with something but i couldnt make out what he was saying but i noticed that he was wearing a hearing aid. the girls walked back towards the playground. i hurried towards my truck so i could follow him. i looked in my rear view and saw him got in his van but i did not see him in the drivers seat. so i got out of the truck and marched towards his van. i could tell by just looking through his windshield that he was living there as there was crap all over. he was hiding or something.
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| so i took down his license plate #: 1HMJ214
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| When I got back to my truck, I heard his van start and he pulled out in the opposite direction.
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| please people keep an out for this guy and watch your kids
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| He was approximately 5'8-5'9
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| bald with scraggly blondish facial hair
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| sunglasses|[http://www.topix.com/forum/city/eureka-ca/T9R2PRPU7T414HRET Lookout:1HMJ214 Cracked Windsheld] }}
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| == IM FUCKING WINNING!1!11!!1 ==
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| |{{frame|{{videoframe|WINNING|background-color: #00000;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>wawQDNz3SXY</youtube><br /><center>'''When people have'''</center>
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| |<youtube>HDnHZrkJVck</youtube><br /><center>'''to go to'''</center>
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| |<youtube>Nkb-N3g0giA</youtube><br /><center>'''such great lengths'''</center>
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| |<youtube>HDnHZrkJVck</youtube><br /><center>'''to fuck with me'''</center>
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| |<youtube>aCmPG9A4R2Y</youtube><br /><center>'''it means I'm Winning!!'''</center>
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| |<youtube>ptiJbEAyNMs</youtube><br /><center>'''IM FUCKING WINNING!1!11!!1'''</center>
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| |<youtube>K6Wz3dJrIuM</youtube><br /><center>'''>:-(</center>
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| }}|border=#000000|background=#00000}}
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| == Rage Quit From Youtube ==
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| {{quote|"I have a serial cyber-stalker, and he has loyal friends who help him stalk me. Youtube has done nothing and I am concerned for my safety. This is why I shut down my channel and have left youtube. It was draining me psychologically and emotionally. I sincerely hope any of you who followed my channel understand why I had to do this.".}}
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| |<video type="youtube" id="uMQvicpxgLA" width="640" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/> <br /><center>'''Death Threat'''</center>
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| |<video type="youtube" id="IGaBB8Yn6KU" width="640" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/> <br /><center>'''From Batshit insane truther to pop news sheeple'''</center>
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| As expected Corky couldn't stay offline for more than 48 hours and returned with 3 new channels.
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| == Corky Meets the Po-Po ==
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| {{ytplus|'''TAXATION IS THEFT!1! (except when it pays my bills)'''|<center><youtube>E0sElfLvBhQ</youtube></center>|This PIG Thought He Could Push the Great Bravo Around. Don't you Know That I'm JESUS!|}}
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| Mr. Policeman would also like Corky to alert the local gubmint about his change of address. I don't think he knows that Corky's van IS his current address....and now that his battery has been stolen, his current address will stop trundling from city to city.
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| {{ytplus|'''BATTERY IS ALSO THEFT!1!'''|<center><youtube>53qbf29hkQQ</youtube></center>|Now the only thing he hears in his hearing aid is a voice that repeats ''<tt>Insufficient Power. You Must Construct [[Additional Pylons]]</tt>''|}}
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| Makes me wonder, how is he going to recharge his camera to make more vids?
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| == Fail in Human Form, Updated! ==
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| [[Image:Thisiswhyyoukeepgettingsuspended,Fenster.jpg|thumb|right|210px|This is why you keep getting suspended, Fenster.]]
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| Here's an amusing exchange that took place between myself and someone who I strongly suspect is one of Nick Bravo's sockpuppet accounts:<br>
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| Note the amount of impotent butthurt that erupts when I call his sockpuppet out by his real name. He then tries to call me out, using someone elses name. It's almost as if its A-OK when he does it, but a horrible sin if someone does it to him.<br><br>
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| <p>[post where he drops dox on one of his trolls]<br>
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| Y0UTUBEmostSUSPENDED 9 hours ago<br><br></p>
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| <p>@Y0UTUBEmostSUSPENDED<br>
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| Docdropping is one of the main reasons you keep getting suspended, Fenster.<br>
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| LordCustos3 47 minutes ago<br><br></p>
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| <p>@LordCustos3 <br>
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| Doc dropping? you just called me FENSTER and said Doc Dropping about my posting the address a=of a trolls local police department? <br>
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| THAT'S IRONY Jamie<br>
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| Y0UTUBEmostSUSPENDED 6 minutes ago<br><br></p>
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| <p>@Y0UTUBEmostSUSPENDED<br>
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| Hahahahaha....you just ADMITTED to being Nick Bravo, you gormless asshat!<br>
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| >"THAT'S IRONY Jamie"<br>
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| What's even more ironic, I'm not "jamie". Pay attention to who is talking to you next time.<br>
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| LordCustos3 1 minute ago<br><br></p>
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| <p>@LordCustos3 Why did you make a twat out of yourself and then delete this from ED?<br>
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| I '''never admitted''' that I AM NICK BRAVO '''even though I am him''' but '''actually pretending to be MrSeanie''' who thinks HappyFlabby is a massive troll<br>
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| Y0UTUBEmostSUSPENDED 10 minutes ago</p><br>
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| <p>@Y0UTUBEmostSUSPENDED<br>
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| I didn't remove it from ED. Another EDiot named cmdude removed it.<br>
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| Oh but you admit to be pretending to be MrSeanie. So in other words, you are trying to deceive us? I guess I won't bother believing anything you say from here on out.<br>
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| So....until I you make a vid '''where we can see your face, and hear you admit, out loud, that you are not Nick''', then I'm going to assume you are Nick.<br>
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| LordCustos3 9 seconds ago</p><br>
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| So....who IS the Mysterious <tt>Y0UTUBEmostSUSPENDED</tt>? Is he Mr.Seanie? Is he one more of NickBravo's personalities? Is he actually the slippery RedSkull playing all three sides of the debate? Or is he the RedSkulls real enemy, Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, playing ALL FOUR sides of this drama?<br>
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| Only Uatu the Watcher knows for sure.
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| ==November Rage Quit From Youtube ==
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| {{quote|I'm done with youtube. Constant harrasment is just too much and now the haters have hacked my email account. Youtube has become a mecca for cyberstalkers and bullies....I'm DONE! Seriously, I'm d one people are being contacted and [[Irony|told I've committed horrible crimes. Yet police and others tell me there's nothing I can do]]. Closed what few youtube accounts I had left. My youtube cyberstalker is continuing to effect my real life. My gmail has been hacked...}}
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| == External Links ==
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| {{doxbin|CorkyBravo}}
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| * {{yt|NickBravoWins|His channel for December}} (private).
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| * [http://nickbravolives.wordpress.com/ His blawg]
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| * [https://twitter.com/#!/NickBravoSpeaks His Twatter]
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| * [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002207690487 His FailBook]
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| * [http://www.datehookup.com/User-265035261.htm Online dating lol]
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| * [http://chat.tonyrobbins.com/members/bravodechristos.html Life Coaching (malicious javascript found, probably how he was hacked)]
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| * [http://www.arcataeye.com/2010/03/salami-nuggets-siren-song-seduces-bravo-–-march-6-2010/ Article in the Arcata Eye] about the salami nuggets incident
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| * [http://www.smartvoter.org/2004/11/02/ca/hm/vote/bravo_n/ His 2004 erection manifesto] "I am an experienced occultist"
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Delusional]]
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| *[[Dental Plan]]
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| *[[Jawsus]]
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| *[[Removing your YouTube videos]]
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| *[[Rootbrian]] - Appears to be and act like a younger version of Nick Bravo and just as lulzy to troll
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| *[[Unemployed]]
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| *[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
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| *[[Victim Complex]]
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