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{{quote|I am An admin, Hater of ED, and a person who likes to blog}}
 
[[File:Bill9929s final form.PNG|thumb|right|AKA Captain [[Fat|Chubby Cheeks]] ]]
[[File:Bill9929bbq.png|thumb|right|BBQ!]]
[[File:Bill9929logo.png|thumb|right|His own personal logo, how... nice]]
[[File:Bill9929ownsED.png|thumb|right|Bill [[1337|0\/\/n5]] ED with [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=Clayranger89&oldid=228178 this edit] to the [[Clayranger89]] article.]]
 
Here at ED, the phrases "[[batshit insane]]" and "[[unwarranted self-importance]]" are liberally thrown around the tubes at any tart with enough brain cells to sign up for LiveJournal. But when we say these things about '''Bill9929''', we sincerely mean it. Bill9929, [[IRL|alternatively]] known as '''Bill Peebles''', is one of the most preposterous manchildren to grace the internet; an [[aspie|aspiring]] writer and wiki admin, most of Bill's time is spent authoring masterpieces on the [http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Creepypasta_Wiki Creepypasta Wiki] when he is not occupied with explaining his erratic behaviors to [[Wikia]] staff. He is a known white knight for [[Clayranger89]], even sharing some of the same [[Clayranger89#The_Emergency_Alert_System|interests]] as his partner-in-crime (and is suspected to be [[Clayranger89#EASalert88|EASalert88]]). After being physically and emotionally impaired by the harm coming from words on a computer screen, Bill opened up the '''AntiEDGroup''', another Hateline-like project dedicated to [[Taking Down ED]]. With [[Kevin Provance]] at his side, Bill thought nothing could go wrong. A lot did.
 
==His writing==
===The Alarm Clock===
{{story|The other day i bought a new alarm clock on eBay. It was a fancy one that showed the weather. I hooked it up and i woke up to the weather forcast. On the 6 night i had it i went to bed and i had a bad dream. I then woke up with and i looked at the alarm clock and it said "666" on it. I then reset it then it said "Searching" like what it normaly does to look for the time. It than displayed the time then i went back to sleep. I woke up again and found the alarm clock to say "666" i went to unplug it when it bursted into flames. Then suddenly it was daylight. I brought the clock to a local dump. I went back and the alarm clock was on my nightstand again. I brought it to a incenerator and burned it. Then on my way back i faint and got into an accident in my car. An EMT saved my life. I have never bought an alarm clock after that situation.
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===Boy Scout Troop 666===
{{story|Has anyone heard of Troop 666? It was a troop that went to a camping trip and never came back. I was watching TV when suddenly I fainted. Then I was at the camp ground where they were last seen. It was at Devil's Nook Forest in Rovensville, Minnesota. It was very dark out, which was very strange. I couldn't even see the moon! I was walking around, wondering where I was until I saw a bunch of corpses. I went and immediately called 911 on my cell phone. The cops never arrived. To this day I am scared to death because of this event. It seems to haunt me in my dreams sometimes... It was a horrible event, and I don't think anyone should ever have to experience it. I was in th
erapy for years due to this. I had the urge to see this site, so I drove to the location I was in, in the dream, and saw a single gravestone. It read "RIP (It said my name, but I censored it)". I was never found again. See you at the camp...
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===The Story of Weird Ozzy===
{{story|
Once upon a time in the 1920s there was a guy named Ozzy. He usually spends his time at a club called Ye Olde Creepysalad Wikiatory. Then he got promoted to work at the wikiatory. He had to kick many people out for vandalizing the club. His parents names are Momma Ben and Daddy Xan. The both thought he was really crazy so they took him to the mental hospital. On a piece of paper he wrote “RUN RUN RUN RUN FROM THE BAN YOU ARE BANNED”. Everyone was shocked about it. The next day ozzy was missing. His parents called ozzy’s uncle Cleric to tell them about the disappearance. Xan, Ben, and Cleric drove for hours and could not find anything. The police then started an investigation. The next day Ozzy was found and had many cuts and bruises on him. Ozzy was fixed up but he is still weird. Ozzy died on May 11, 1959. Today Ozzy’s great grandson Maverick (last name omitted) works for a newer version of the Creepysalad Wikiatory called Creepypasta Wiki.
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==Wikia Ban==
[[File:Billepeen.png|thumb|right|Beware vandals, or he will crack out the banhammer on <del>you</del> himself]]
[[File:Bill9929egotripping.png|thumb|right|Bill once again strokes his ego over blocking an account ''he'' made.]]
After receiving administrative privileges on the Creepypasta wiki, Bill decided it would be a fantastic idea to impersonate [[Meepsheep]] by creating a sock from the same IP he uses for his main account, upload [[pain series]], vandalize his own userpage, and then ban said account only to make a blog about how vandalism would not be tolerated. However, Bill failed to realize that Wikia staff have very little patience for high-level vandals and associates, and spend countless hours everyday globally blocking them and their associated IP (proxy) ranges, thus his account was frozen. His immediate reaction? Make [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Bill9929 a Wikipedia account] for the sole purpose of posting "My name is Bill, I decided to be a user on here after a fag globaly blocked me on Wikia" (said revision can be located [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Bill9929&oldid=458560801 here], he blanked the page after discovering it was linked to in this very article). It was days until he realized that contacting the staff member who blocked him and explaining the situation might clear it up. Below is the friendly exchange between the two parties.
 
{{Quote3|
Tim Quievryn, Nov-03 04:08 pm (UTC):
Hello,
 
Thanks for contacting Wikia. Let me explain why you were blocked on our service:
 
On October the 14th you created an account called "Meeepsheep", uploaded a questionable picture, and then used your primary account to delete the picture and ban the user. This is what our IP data conclusively shows and thus I am going to assume this is true.
 
As I'm sure you know, Meepsheep is a vulgar vandal we take seriously. Any indication that you were Meepsheep would lead to immediate blocking as we have in this case.
 
Upon your request, I have done some digging into the IP data and I am fairly confident that you are not the "real" Meepsheep, so I am lifting the block as I feel three weeks was fair punishment.
 
Socking and spoofing notorious vandal accounts is a definite no-no. I'm honestly not sure what you hoped to gain from the action you performed, but it is not acceptable behaviour on our service and we will react in much the same manner (long-term block).
 
Hope this explanation helps and enjoy being back on our service!
 
----
Timothy Quievryn
Wikia Community Support Team
 
 
Bill9929, Nov-02 04:29 am (UTC):
Hello, I was caught in a global block, I am not sure what it was for but I apologise for any inconvenience that happened on Wikia. I have provided the block info below
 
The block was made by Charitwo.
Reason given: This username or IP address is prevented from editing across the entire Wikia network due to spam, vandalism or other disruption.
If you believe this is in error, please contact Wikia.
Start of block: 22:15, October 14, 2011
Expiry of block: infinite
Intended blockee: Bill9929
Block ID: #23586
Current IP address: 68.68.107.100
 
----
Bill ([email protected]) http://community.wikia.com/wiki/User:Bill9929
Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 5_0 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/534.46 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.1 Mobile/9A334 Safari/7534.48.3
wkID: 177; wkLang: en; IP:68.68.107.100; uID: 4251868 (User:Bill9929); uLang: en
 
To review the status of the request and add additional comments, follow the link below:
http://support.wikia-inc.com/tickets/12649
 
You can also add a comment by replying to this email.
 
}}
 
===And they still don't believe him===
<pre>
[21:15:08] <Bill9929> how firesheep works is it captures the feed that an unsecured connection (kind of like when you listen on phone calls with another phone in the house)
[21:15:10] koishi [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Read error: Connection reset by peer
[21:15:36] <Godisme> Bill, you are not blocked or bannedfromchat
[21:15:45] <Bill9929> i was blocked globaly
[21:16:01] <Monchoman45> You can appeal that at Special:Contact
[21:16:12] <Bill9929> i have done that allready
[21:16:20] ChanServ [ChanServ@services.] has set mode +q *!*@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.98.217.164.252
[21:16:20] <Monchoman45> Wait for a response
[21:16:23] <Rainbow_Dash> lol
[21:16:27] <Monchoman45> Or that
[21:16:35] <Gard|lurkmoar> eh?
[21:16:47] <Araya> heh
[21:17:02] <Godisme> whatevs
[21:17:03] Bill9929 [62d9a4fc@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.98.217.164.252] has quit IRC: Quit: Wikia webchat: http://irc.wikia.com/
[21:17:09] <charitwo> bye meepsheep
[21:17:12] <Monchoman45> Oh really
</pre>
 
==Further abuse of his administrative powers==
[[File:Billsperginout.jpg|thumb|right|Spergin']]
{{Quote|You abuse your powers, broski! —Preceding unsigned comment added by SheWatchesYou (talk • contribs)
 
You posted ASCII art in chat. Bill9929 01:37, November 12, 2011 (UTC)|Because posting ASCII art is a bannable offense}}
 
{{Quote|<nowiki>Hey dude, why are you so uptight? i mean, i was just making a joke, You could've given me a warning. By this i can tell that the Halo Nation chat is better organized, no offense or anything. HaloReplicas 17:44, November 3, 2011 (UTC)</nowiki>
 
<nowiki>"Sexual Matters" is against the chat rules and is a no-warning kick. "RCN=Retared Communications Network" User:Bill9929 </nowiki>|Another user infuriates Bill about his virgin problem}}
 
{{Quote|h1 and bold
 
is pretty handy. InfinityLimit 04:35, November 15, 2011 (UTC)
 
We don't use h1 here. It is considered spam. Bill9929 04:36, November 15, 2011 (UTC)|Getting angry at a user for knowing more about basic markup than he did}}
 
==Bill shares his deepest and most pretentious thoughts==
{{cg|Classic angst|Twitter|center|<gallery>
File:Bill9929jerksit.png
File:WhyEDsucks.png
File:CensorED.png
File:Billtweetsfcc.png
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Bill9929twitter.png
File:Dft.png
File:Billismad.png
File:Billsepower.png
</gallery>}}
 
==Anti-ED Group==
[[File:Bill9929antiED.png|thumb|right|JOIN THE RESISTANCE]]
[[File:Bill9929 attack.png|thumb|right|One of his oh-so-hurtful pages. Bill9929 really knows how to get someone down.]]
 
{{Quote|Disliked Website(s): Encyclopedia Drmatica (can't link it due to the abuse filter) Ohinternet|Gotta admit, he is right about the Ohinternet part}}
 
After being so [[Butthurt|distraught in the anus]] by this very page, Bill decided to open up another [[Anti-Encyclopedia Dramatica.com|Anti-ED]] wiki to whine about the admins, users, pages, etc on another one of those free-hosting sites. Located [http://antiedgroup.jumpwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page here], his wiki is an upcoming lol-mine of aspies and former trolling targets, all looking to stoop down to ED's level. The only problem is - they're not very good at it.
 
{{Quote|well meepsheep is a internet nerd!] he thinks the interwebs is his life! but still thats kinda stupid he wont know about our secret plan... heheheh.|The intelligence of one of his users (likely a sock)}}
 
{{Quote|[[Garrett|Garret]] is a stupid fucking faggot that has a stupid websit called ed that tries to harass people. it is an illegal website and the fbi has been informed}}
 
There is also the problem that most of its active user base, is people [[Epic win|trolling]] Bill [[for the lulz]].
 
===Typical day on the Anti-ED wiki===
{{:Bill9929/rc}}
 
===Provance Joins the Fun===
[[File:Kevin Provance1.jpg|thumb|right|120px|<nowiki><Paul__> I've been fighting these bastards for years</nowiki>]]
While doing his usual rounds of e-stalking through Twitter, known cyberbully [[Kevin Provance]] discovered the Anti-ED wiki. Seeing at as a place to further his actions of posting incorrect dox of ED admins he found on Google, he joined under the name "[http://antiedgroup.jumpwiki.com/wiki/User:Paul Paul]", the same name he uses in various communities when attempting to be an uber 1337 troll. He of course claims that this is not him, however the dumb bastard has a few brain cells too short than what is required to figure out how to use a proxy.
 
{{Quote|<nowiki>* Paul__ (adaa7b5c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.173.170.123.92) has joined #AntiEDGroup</nowiki>}}
 
[http://tools.whois.net/whoisbyip/173.170.123.92 173.170.123.92] is Kevin's IP, packets ahoy.
 
==ED goes in hard, no lube==
[[File:Anti ed defaced.png|right|thumb|much more stylish]]
[[File:Anti ed forum defaced.png|right|thumb|The forum topics became much more interesting once ED [[All Your Base Are Belong To Us|gained control]]]]
 
ED eventually decided that it had drank enough of this juicy [[lolcow|lolcow's]] milk, and proceeded to buttfuck Billy Peebles and all his little friends. Many [[EDiot|EDiots]] crawled out from the depths of [[ED IRC]] to ddos the crap out of Billy's irc channel, smiting all of the users and consequently [[lol|locking billy out of his own irc]]. The slimy EDiots then moved their tentacles towards the mean old wiki itself, and proceeded to make the [[MediaWiki:Sitenotice|site notice]] much prettier, complete with dox of his parents.
 
Billy no-mates is now undoubtedly sitting in a dark corner [[baww|weeping]], every sob echoing the [[lulz|laughs]] of the EDiots that ground his asspie face into the dirt.
 
===Bill gets Dox'd in Freenode===
{{Main|Bill9929/logs}}
{{story|<pre>
[15:49] <tmayc> googl shoud be informed
[15:49] <tmayc> reporting
[15:49] <AlphaCentari> Actually
[15:49] <MrPants> Google doesn't give half a dog's last
shit
[15:49] <AlphaCentari> Google images is a
cache
[15:49] <boss__> cya
[15:49] <boss__> I have to go
[15:49] <@lolster1> Reporting me?
[15:49] <MrPants> quick question
[15:49] == mode/#AntiEDGroup [+q *!*@c-98-242-225-125.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] by
ChanServ
[15:49] <MrPants> How old are all of you?
[15:49] <@Bill9929> I am 18
[15:49] <MrPants> I see
[15:49] <MrPants> The rest of you?
[15:50] <MrPants> lolster?
[15:50] == pageblanker
[[email protected]] has joined #AntiEDGroup
[15:50] <MrPants> oshit
[15:50] <MrPants> moar ppl
[15:50] == Beefcake
[[email protected]] has joined #AntiEDGroup
[15:50] <MrPants> OHAI BEEFCAKE
[15:50] <MrPants> WE R HAVIN FUN
[15:50] <pageblanker> HI
MRPANTS
[15:50] <Beefcake> HI
MRPANTS
[15:50] <Beefcake> HI PAGEBLANKER
[15:50] <MrPants> HAI
[15:50] <pageblanker> WUT iz goin' on in hur
[15:50] <Beefcake> WHAT ARE WE DOING?
[15:50] == Leroy6
[475b8626@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.91.134.38] has quit [Quit: Page
closed]
[15:50] <lewrker> I turn 15 in december
[15:50] <MrPants> WE'RE DOING STUFF
[15:50] <pageblanker> no shit, you gonna get a
car?
[15:50] <lewrker> maybe...
[15:50] == idlesketch
[[email protected]] has joined #AntiEDGroup
[15:51] <MrPants> OSHIT
[15:51] <MrPants> MOAR PEOPLE
[15:51] <Beefcake> I DRIVE A SPORTSCAR
[15:51] <idlesketch> alright, what's the
deal?
[15:51] <Beefcake> A CLASSIC SPORTSCAR
[15:51] == mode/#AntiEDGroup [+q *!*@83.101.2.38] by ChanServ
[15:51] == idlesketch has changed nick to captainplanet
[15:51] <MrPants> lol
[15:51] <MrPants> You know
[15:52] <MrPants> muting these guys means you can't get
them to stop by other means
[15:52] <@Bill9929> Did Beefcake get quieted?
[15:52] <MrPants> you don't understand how ED
works
[15:52] == captainplanet has changed nick to sketchasketch
[15:52] <Thayora> it looks like he has
[15:52] == mode/#AntiEDGroup [+q *!*@r2d2.reverse.net] by ChanServ
[15:53] <@lolster1> offended offended me
[15:53] <MrPants> yeah
[15:53] <MrPants> it did it's job then
[15:53] <sketchasketch> that's the point
[15:53] <MrPants> Of course, it doesn't work on people
with thick skin
[15:53] <MrPants> For example
[15:53] <MrPants> all ediots
[15:53] <MrPants> all btards
[15:53] <MrPants> all...
[15:53] <MrPants> anyone on the internets, pretty
much.
[15:53] == boss__
[73404824@gateway/web/freenode/ip.115.64.72.36] has quit [Ping timeout: 265
seconds]
[15:54] <@lolster1> all 4chan members are
btarded
[15:54] == pageblanker
[[email protected]] has quit [Quit: brb with different shell]
[15:54] <MrPants> btards are gr8
[15:54] <MrPants> oh
[15:54] == sketchasketch
[[email protected]] has left #AntiEDGroup []
[15:54] == tragic
[[email protected]] has joined #AntiEDGroup
[15:54] <tragic> herd there was
[15:55] <MrPants> So i herd u liek mudkipz
[15:55] <tragic> a chanel for us now
[15:55] <tragic> swag
[15:55] <tragic> Bill9929: i think
[15:55] <tragic> ewwe can do better
[15:55] <tragic> 2 change the internet and take
control
[15:56] <MrPants> Bill
[15:56] <tragic> and i wont start hating unless they make
me
[15:56] <MrPants> You the owner of this?
[15:56] <tragic> Bill9929: lets reove the ed tards
LOL
[15:56] <MrPants> reove?
[15:57] <tragic> Thayora dramatica Beefcake AlphaCentari
and probly like every other perso n in h
ere
[15:57] <tragic> remove BITCH
[15:57] <MrPants> Yeah
[15:57] <MrPants> most of this channel is
ediot
[15:57] <@Bill9929> Yes, I am the founder of the
AntiEncyclopediaDramaticaGroup
[15:57] <MrPants> k
[15:57] <MrPants> just making sure
[15:57] <tmayc> no this chanel is for anti
ed
[15:57] <MrPants> cuz bill
[15:57] <MrPants> They just doxed you
[15:57] <MrPants> soz
[15:57] <tmayc> i though
[15:57] <tmayc> t
[15:57] <@Bill9929> Link me the dox
[15:57] <tragic> no they didnt
[15:57] <MrPants> It's in IRC <3
[15:58] <Thayora> whats dox?
[15:58] <tragic> THATS A WHOIS
AKSFHUAHSFIASFHIASHIAFSHAHSIAHS
[15:58] <MrPants> ed's, that is
[15:58] <tragic> hahahaha
mrpants ur a fag
[15:58] <@lolster1> lol
[15:58] <MrPants> hahaha tragic gtfo my cock
[15:58] <tmayc> reporting
[15:58] <@Bill9929> LINK ME THE DOX
[15:58] <tmayc> reported
[15:58] <tragic> itz
[15:58] <tragic> a /whois
[15:58] <dramatica> Bill9929: how are
[15:58] <dramatica> brian
[15:58] <tragic> #ed is not nothin 2 wory bout
[15:58] <dramatica> and jennifer
[15:58] <dramatica> doing
[15:58] <MrPants> lulz
[15:58] <tragic> i take care of #ed
[15:58] <MrPants> tragic
[15:58] <tragic> i do u a afvor
[15:59] <MrPants> tragic
[15:59] <tragic> ill dox and personally own every single
#ed user for $15
[15:59] <@Bill9929> Brian and Jennifer what?
[15:59] <MrPants> LOLOLOLOL
[15:59] == Bill9929
[[email protected]] has left #AntiEDGroup []
[15:59] <Thayora> ?
[16:00] <lewrker> ? what happen
[16:00] <tmayc> ^isnt he the leader?
[16:00] <Thayora> what just happened
[16:00] <tragic> I'll shut down cities and stall their
organization for small fee
</pre>}}
 
===Bill quits the internet===
[[File:Billquitswikia.png|thumb|right|lol [[wikicide]]]]
[[File:Batman Dox.png|thumb|right|The whole thing in a nutshell]]
After realizing his futile attempts were only getting him in bigger and bigger trouble, Bill did what should have happened a long time ago: he [[delete fucking everything|deleted]] [https://twitter.com/#!/Bill9929 his twitter], shut down his computer, and wept in a lone corner of his room. Yet another victory for ED.
 
{{Quote|I am going to shut this blog down due to the fact that I am being harassed by members of Encyclopedia Dramatica|Bill9929}}
 
<br/>
{{Rainbow|YHBT BILL, HAND}}
<br/>
 
===Return and reaction from his colleagues===
Not more than a day after his massive sperg fest, Bill returned to his regular duties at the Creepypasta wiki, thinking he'd slide under the radar of ED. Sadly, he was mistaken.
 
{{Quote|Bill says that if a certain ED page isn't updated in 2 weeks, he will contribute as Bill9929 again. He doesn't specify which ED page, because apparently "it's too embarrassing to link to me" and he "can't talk about it here". I'm just gonna assume it's some troll post about him. }}
 
{{Quote|Let me explain, This process was to trick the people at ED in to thinking that i quit Wikia. Now they think i am done with Wikia. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.|Nice job}}
 
Fortunately, the other users of the wiki are a bit smarter than Bill, and would probably not allow themselves to end up in the same predicament.
<pre>
9:56 Cloverbeatme!! What does it mean to be Dox'd?
9:56 ClericofMadness It means someone found your personal information and have presented the documents thereof (Dox = documents)
9:57 Cloverbeatme!! Creepy...
9:57 Gamefuel2000 D:
9:57 ClericofMadness Something like Name, Address, IP, Parents, etc
9:57 Cloverbeatme!! I'm glad I'm good with the people of ED...
9:57 ClericofMadness I find ED amusing and highly enjoyable to read
I have read so much of it over a span of years
Bill, sadly, acted in textbook fashion
9:58 Cloverbeatme!! I think Bill is just feeding the trolls by trying to take down ED!
9:59 ClericofMadness No he wasn't just feeding the fucking trolls
He was setting up a housing complex
and soup kitchen
10:00 Cloverbeatme!! His insults were feeding the trolls...
</pre>
 
==See also==
*[[Bill9929/logs]] - IRC logs from Cpt Chubby Cheeks
*[[Clayranger89]]
*[[Creepypasta/Retarded Creepypasta]] - where most of Bill's writing would be filed
*<strike>{{twitter|Bill9929}}</strike> his tweets are protected now
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Bill9929 His youtube account] He still uses it.
*[http://bill9929blog.tk/ <strike>His blog</strike>] - it's one of those .tk domains, lol, Bill shut it down but one of our users took up the domain and redirected it (and you know where it redirects to).
*<strike>[http://antiedgroup.createaforum.com/index.php His takedown forum. What could possibly go wrong?]</strike> Looks like that "Create A Forum" took the forum down
 
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{{dyingalone}}
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{{takedown}}
{{Doxbin|Bill9929}}
{{Timeline|Featured article November 30 & December 1, [[2011]]|[[Dragon-goddess]]|{{PAGENAME}} and [[Kevin Provance]]|[[Epic Win]]}}
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[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]
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Revision as of 21:23, 23 December 2011

Bill9929 rocks!!!!!!!!!!! I am his friend!