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[[Image:Newbannersmalldone.jpg|thumb|"no Photoshop here lol"]]
[[Image:Newbannersmalldone.jpg|thumb|left|"no Photoshop here lol"]]
[[Image:Kotakoti Side angle.jpg|thumb|left|There's a  reason she doesn't move her fat, fetal alcoholic head in any of her videos]]
[[Image:Kotakoti changing faces.jpg|thumb|"One of the images that first caught Anon's attention, the subject of our attentions face having shrank mysteriously into her head in one shot"]]
[[Image:Kotakoti changing faces.jpg|thumb|"One of the images that first caught Anon's attention, the subject of our attentions face having shrank mysteriously into her head in one shot"]]
[[Image:Dakota Rose Hideous.jpg|thumb|]]
[[Image:Kotakoti bad shoop.jpg|thumb|"It's well known that her face changes it's basic anatomy in every single photo, but sometimes a bad one will slip through anyway"]]
[[Image:Kotakoti bad shoop.jpg|thumb|"It's well known that her face changes it's basic anatomy in every single photo, but sometimes a bad one will slip through anyway"]]
[[Image:Dakota rose shoop.jpg|thumb|Somebody take this bitches copy of Photoshop away from her]]
[[Image:Dakota rose shoop.jpg|thumb|Somebody take this bitches copy of Photoshop away from her]]
[[Image:Kotakoti Side angle.jpg|thumb|There's a  reason she doesn't move her fat, fetal alcoholic head in any of her videos]]
[[Image:Kotakoti aspiring artist.jpg|thumb|Dakota Rose, poster child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome 2012]]
[[Image:Kotakoti aspiring artist.jpg|thumb|Dakota Rose, poster child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome 2012]]
[[Image:Kotakotirealface.jpg|thumb|"The real face of Dakota Rose"]]
[[Image:Kotakotirealface.jpg|thumb|"The real face of Dakota Rose"]]
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The first thing you need to know about Dakota Ostrenga, is that she's [[bullshit|100% real]], and by 100% we mean she [[lies]] about fucking everything.
The first thing you need to know about Dakota Ostrenga, is that she's [[bullshit|100% real]], and by 100% we mean she [[lies]] about fucking everything.
Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "''pedophile lesbians''".
Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "''pedophile lesbians''".
For the past few months now, Dakotas been slapping on the makeup left, right and center, furiously snapping away and posting her images to


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{{cg|Don't let mommy Ostrenga see these..|32"WaistChangallery1|center|<gallery>
Image:SorceressLUNA Argument.png|32" Waist-chan discovered as having being a cunt long before her /cgl/ debut.
Image:Dakota Ostrenga Eyeliner.jpg|"Yes, my eyelashes are 100% real, I don't ever wear extensions".
Image:Where did the Trip Go.jpg|Posted around the time all those legitimate sexy 7/10 ratings came flooding in.
Image:Dakota Rose eighteenth.jpg|Dakota claims to be only 15.. of course that would explain the number 18 on her birthday cake.
Image:F.png|It's okay when she disses PT so long as she isn't in the firing line.
Image:Dakota Ostrenga Deleted.jpg|Signs of fetal alcohol syndrome may include: a short, upturned nose, indistinct philtrum,  flattened cheekbones, a wide, flat forehead..
Image:32inchwaistdoublestandards.png|Double standards
Image:Kotakoti Megaphotoshop.jpg|"Dakota Rose, Photoshop? Nawww!"
Image:Dried Up Old Hag.jpg|Delusion at it's finest
Image:Kotakoti Hypocrite.png|
Image:32 Inch Waist Chan Videos.jpg|Quick tutorial for dry/irritated skin... not sure if want.
Image:Kotakoti pedophile lesbian.jpg|
Image:32 Inch Waist Chan Retarded.jpg|We're all just playing into her hands, for truly she is a master troll.
Image:Dakota Rose Lights and Mirrors.jpg|"I don't use Photoshop, it's fucking lights and mirrors!"
Image:32InchWaistChanRealAge.png|Youtube profile screencap, revealing her real age.
 
Image:32inchwaistkafka.png|Guys, this isn't cosplay related... well, now it is.
Image:Symmetricalasfuark.png|Shut up all of you, she is symmetrical.
Image:32inchwaisthotshit.png|Gettin' a little paranoid there, Fivehead..
Image:32inchcomparison.jpg|
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* [[Attention_Whore]]
* [[Attention_Whore]]
* [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
* [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]




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Revision as of 09:52, 30 December 2011

"no Photoshop here lol"
"One of the images that first caught Anon's attention, the subject of our attentions face having shrank mysteriously into her head in one shot"
"It's well known that her face changes it's basic anatomy in every single photo, but sometimes a bad one will slip through anyway"
Somebody take this bitches copy of Photoshop away from her
There's a reason she doesn't move her fat, fetal alcoholic head in any of her videos
Dakota Rose, poster child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome 2012
"The real face of Dakota Rose"
"Just for clarification, she hasn't had rhinoplasty at all; her bridge just sank into face naturally"


Kotakoti, also known as Dakota Rose (real name Dakota Ostrenga), is Kiki Kannibal's younger, slightly more fuckable, suspected Fetal Alcohol Syndrome victim (basically, her mothers a drunk) and serial Photoshop abusing sister. First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal Buzznet shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, whore sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on 4chan's cosplay & EGL imageboard, /cgl/.

Introduction to Kotakoti

The first thing you need to know about Dakota Ostrenga, is that she's 100% real, and by 100% we mean she lies about fucking everything. Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "pedophile lesbians". For the past few months now, Dakotas been slapping on the makeup left, right and center, furiously snapping away and posting her images to

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GEH. step off pedophile lesbian.
 

 
 

Dakota Ostrenga, in response to a girl calling her beautiful

   
 
lmao! sounds like you're spewing nonsense just for the hell of it! This is the first time I've talked about using brands ever. relax yourself. I've used all of those products for at least one year. don't tell me I've done shit I never did.
 

 
 

Kotakoti becoming aggressive and backtracking on her supposed vegetarianism when question about her using animal tested makeup products.


Why won't she move her head?




Don't let mommy Ostrenga see these.. About missing Pics
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Known Aliases & Accounts

  • Dakota Ostrenga
  • Kotakoti
  • Dakota Rose


See also

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