JustinRPG

I wanna be! The very best!

JustinRPG (real name Justin M. Coolidge) is a pokemon-obsessed manchild who claims to be 50% cat, 50% human, and married to the pokemon Reshiram. Besides making several copyright-infringing photo manipulations for his DeviantArt page featuring him interacting with pokemon, JustinRPG is known for his willingness to do whatever the fictional creatures tell him, perhaps illustrated best in an image in which he is ordered to eat Moltres' shit.

Jesus fucking Christ.

His love for pokemon seems to know no bounds. He has spliced them into photographs of himself, written stories about his relationships with them, and composed songs dedicated to them. He operates mainly on DeviantArt, but can also be found on Twitter, as well as 789chan, fruitlessly trying to defend his sick fetishes.

Marriage to Reshiram

They're meant for each other, clearly.

Despite pokemon not having genders visible genitalia (not to mention the fact that they aren't fucking real), Justin is head-over-heels in love with Reshiram. Justin has written lengthy stories describing his dream world, in which no one looks down on him for his beastialic marriage. In this one, Justin lists off the various things that make Reshiram attractive to him: Reshiram, being a fire type pokemon, keeps Justin warm in the winter time; the protection Reshiram's "legendary" status offers Justin is a plus ("80% of Pokémon are liable to take a human down in one attack," Justin claims); the fact that Justin and Reshiram repeatedly interrupt each other with the same words is apparently a major turn-on (?), and the debt Reshiram feels to Justin for having been freed by him from some trap keeps her in a perpetual state of servitude.

“	"So, being married to a legendary Pokémon, not to mention she is a lot bigger than you and a lot more powerful too, does it make living, life, and activities harder to do together?" asked the announcer. "No actually, it makes it more interesting," Justin answered. "Especially the love making."	„
—JustinRPG

Linear Pair of Angles

"Linear Pair of Angles" is the name Justin goes by when he becomes a "musician." So far two of his songs devoted to pokemon have surfaced. The first is "12 Legendary Pokemon of Christmas," a cover of the classic Christmas song, only with rambling, out-of-tune singing that's just dripping with autism.

His second song, and perhaps his most well-known, is "I Love Reshiram (Married to Reshiram)," a heartfelt tribute to the object of his masturbatory fantasies. It's better experienced than explained.

Gallery

Sing With Me, Reshiram! About missing Pics

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  Oh lordy.
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  No words for this one.
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  I looooove Reshiraaaaam.
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  Why is he so damn helpless?

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  100% original artwork.
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  DAMN IT, I SAID IT'S ORGINIAL!!
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  Sexy.
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  You're in public, God damn it.
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  Yeah, he's not gonna win.
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  How many girlfriends does he think he has?
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  Lugia bows before Jesus. Wait... what?

External Links

• JustinRPG on DeviantArt
• JustinRPG on Twitter
• Justin Coolidge on Facebook

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