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Even though Mark Twain's life only [[Pedophile|included fantasizing about little boys]] painting a fence in tight overalls with no shirt underneath, Mark Twain was born in the paradoxical town of Florida Missouri, where absolutely nothing happened except profuse amounts of [[Buttsecks|buttsex]] among the [[13-year-old boy|thirteen year old boys]]. When he went to school once every two years (as is the standing tradition for Southerners) He would celebrate the annual "Black Light" A satanic ritual that include setting a Black Person on fire then having sex with the ashes. This has been practiced in the south for a [[At least 100 years ago|long time]] and still happens often. | Even though Mark Twain's life only [[Pedophile|included fantasizing about little boys]] painting a fence in tight overalls with no shirt underneath, Mark Twain was born in the paradoxical town of Florida Missouri, where absolutely nothing happened except profuse amounts of [[Buttsecks|buttsex]] among the [[13-year-old boy|thirteen year old boys]]. When he went to school once every two years (as is the standing tradition for Southerners) He would celebrate the annual "Black Light" A satanic ritual that include setting a Black Person on fire then having sex with the ashes. This has been practiced in the south for a [[At least 100 years ago|long time]] and still happens often. | ||
When Niggerator was old enough to produce sperm He became America's Original Douchebag devloping the original Jew Fro[[File:PaulyTwain.jpg|thumb| Mark Twain Shown here with his retarded clone] | When Niggerator was old enough to produce sperm He became America's Original Douchebag devloping the original Jew Fro [[File:PaulyTwain.jpg|thumb|Mark Twain Shown here with his retarded clone] | ||
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain also known as Niggerator, Mark Twat and Samuel Cummens, is a racist genius who wrote about a boy traveling with a large, retarded black man, who most likely didn't molest children. Mark Twain looks a lot like Albert Einstein and once wrote in a book, he would cripple, chain him in his basement and cum on his face, or discuss the credibility of political candidates. There are rumors that He grew up in Canada, but that was disregarded by the Government and Fan Club as completely untrue.
Life
Even though Mark Twain's life only included fantasizing about little boys painting a fence in tight overalls with no shirt underneath, Mark Twain was born in the paradoxical town of Florida Missouri, where absolutely nothing happened except profuse amounts of buttsex among the thirteen year old boys. When he went to school once every two years (as is the standing tradition for Southerners) He would celebrate the annual "Black Light" A satanic ritual that include setting a Black Person on fire then having sex with the ashes. This has been practiced in the south for a long time and still happens often.
When Niggerator was old enough to produce sperm He became America's Original Douchebag devloping the original Jew Fro [[File:PaulyTwain.jpg|thumb|Mark Twain Shown here with his retarded clone]