Katiethesinger123

Katiesinger123 a.k.a wild Snorlax, Hagrid, example of what too much Mcdonalds does to your ugly children, is a fatfuck who attempts to ear-rape you and everyone you ever cared about via the jewtube. She/he/it is also a dream catch for every pedophile Chubby Chaser with a particular fetish for underage half giants before they hit puberty.

Unfortunately for every YouTube user alive, apart from the fatties, emos, and butthurt 13 year olds who form her fan base, this mountain of lard attempts to sing covers of retarded songs which already sounded bad originally, such as Ke$ha's whiny Tik Tok and Justin Beaver's pre-pubescent Baby, making it sound over 9000 times worse, with her raspy out of breath voice and and off key warbles. Most of her videos are spent with the viewer first having to admire her lunar like hogs face while having to be alarmingly aware of her disgusting heavy breathing. One wonders at first how with that much fat, chins, and heavy labored breath, she could pull off the insanely improbable feat of singing, but one quickly realizes that she CAN'T!!

Appearance

Once you are unfortunate or sick enough to watch her videos you will have no choice but to, despite her annoying no life fans claiming it is unimportant, behold her ungodly visage. One will instantly remark a few aspects about her appearance

• She is fatter than a baby whale
• She bears a striking resemblance to Snorlax Hagrid
• She is Ugly
• She has no alibi
• Jesus wishes he had her hair
• When she stands up, mankind is left in awe at the colossal behemoth before them, letting out wailing noises which cannot be understood by the human ear.
• Her snowman's body has many layers, each getting wider and larger than those that preceded it.
• She proves that fat males have large breasts while the majority of fat females have small ones, and even if they were large, you wouldn't find it shapely enough to fap to
• She is a restrained Super saiyan 3, as she has no eyebrows. Either that or she has a hideous scornful thin uni brow that is hidden under her face blub.
• She looks like Peter Griffins son
• Its a Pig
• Its a bear
• No, its ManBearPig

Talents

Don't kid yourself. She has no talent apart from taking up space, eating food and lying down. She cannot talk, she cannot sing, she cannot look human.

Most of the people defending katies singing say “I bet u haters cant sing” but more than half the fans of Katie admit THEY THEMSELVES CANT SING!! And that’s why they think shes good. Singing better than someone who can't sing at all does not mean you’re a good singer

The problem is that when she uploads videos there are only two elements to judge, Her singing (what we hear) and her appearance (what we see) and both elements SUCK! So obviously people will say bad things and criticize. You do not see her “good heart” nor “whats on the inside” (tons of elephant fat) only an unappealing fatass manbearpig with a bad voice.

Attitude

As with most fatsos out there, this tuba luba has an attitude, claiming that the tons of criticism, jokes and insults aimed at her makes her stronger. This is not the case as

• She is obviously attention seeking and craving acknowledgement more than a whore craves the cox
• The very fact that she posted a video claiming not to be butthurt shows a serious case of ass pain
• Fat people have no strength, apart from throwing their weight about
• Her heart has no strength as all that fat is going to give her a heart attack by the age of 16

What to do when encountering a wild Snorlax

So you happen to be walking down to your nearest grocery store when you spy with your eye this particular fatass either lazing outside a cake store, being wheelbarrow-ed into a Mcdaddy's by her parents or rolling down the road. You have only a few options

GOTTA CATCH IT ALL!!!                                              MAN THE HARPOONS!!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!                                                FLEE

Most likey it will use the attacks SING, SCREECH, SLEEP and POUND (the last takes all its PP as its so fucking lazy)

Fanbase

Yes, proof that humanity has lost all taste and that you can upload or publish shit and still have someone who likes it. Katiesingers fanbase is derived of emos who love her simply because people find her gross, thus making her their god, kiddies who feel buttfucked because the human race is so shallow for not finding disgusting hog faced fatsos beautiful (even though they would never date a fugly fat dude)and youtube users who simply defend her so strongly because she has a grand total of 0 appealing facts about herself, but wouldn't mind insulting someone WITH THE EXACT SAME VOICE AS HER BUT WITH THE LOOKS OF A NORMAL HUMAN BEING.

They claim that humanity has degraded because society nowadays is superficial and finds fat people ugly, even though this has always been the case since time began, and that all people are beautiful. They want to forbid everyone in the world from calling someone fat and ugly. This will never happen, as it is in our nature to see something ugly and declare it an eye fuck.

They also seem to forget that being fat uses up tax payers money as they eat more of our food, consume more of our fucking air, and waste electricity and internet bandwidth as they sit around all fucking day and night long. They are also a health hazard to themselves, risking heart disease and growing mold in their ugly flaps of skin, their sweaty fat thighs rubbing together and - WHY ARE YOU FAPPING TO THIS?? you sick fuck

And lets face it, the worlds orbital routine cannot take the weight of, god forbid, pregnant fat women.