Katy

Katy looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.

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Katy WAS a 13-year-old girl and Invader Zim fan who mistakenly assumed that since /b/ was the "random" board, it was for random people like her. Obviously, she had not seen shitting dick nipples or the Rule 34-induced madness of the lurking pedobears that dwelled within and was told to GTFO and STFU. Most of the pathetic pedoish guys that comprise /b/ instantly creamed themselves on reading her juvenile girl style post, so much so that it's still copypastad around /b/ to this day.

The Original Katy

Her message was as follows:

(Click here to hear a 13 year old boy trying to be funny)

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can 
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! 
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old 
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch  invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its 
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random 
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

Her post soon then became a large serving of copypasta with extra sauce. Some argue that the original Katy post(s) were a successful trolling attempt, and they are probably right. She nevar returned to /b/ and was roundly booed by nigras everywhere.

All in all, the Katy posts were a major source of lulz throughout 4chan and even spawned several imitators, none of which were any good and actually might be the root of all the cancer that is killing /b/.

The Older Sister

It appears that Katy's hotter, older sister has come to 4chan and has apparently done learned her some books.

Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing 
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.

I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim 
with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic 
manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please 
comment freely.

Doom!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare 
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

Yours,

The Penguin of Doom.

The Younger Brother

It appears that Katy's fat fag brother has also come to 4chan.

hi every1 im new!!!!! *charges mah lazr* my name is ted but u can call me Anonymous!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!! 
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 22 years old (i still live w/ my mom tho!!) i like 2 look at mudkip 
threads with my boyfreind (im bi if u dont like it gtfo) its our favorite kindof thred!!!! bcuz their SOOOO random!!!! 
hes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! 
lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of friends here so give me lots of replieses!
DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
traps and cp,
Anonymous

The Quest for Katy

/b/tards are sad lonely people, who will spend their time obsessing about single paragraph posts by people who never returned to 4chan. Still armed only with little information, people have set out to find her. It's become somewhat of an unpopular, shitty version of the Holy Grail.

What we know:

• Name is some form a Katy.
• She is/was bisexual.
• She was 13.

Possible Katies

Katherine Lippencott, was proposed as Katy. Shes under 18 and therefore can't be found in phone books, though her family could be looked up in the phone book, or school directories. Plays soccer, "We've been able to pass the ball better than during other seasons. We've just gotten a lot better as a team."

Revolutionary Girl Katy, On June 4, 2008 some weaboo attention whore on a Revolutionary Girl Utena forum that claimed to be Katy. Just a typical attention whore.

Katie Jane Strummer, some whore on myspace.

LJ Katy, one last possible Katy on a dead LJ.

Boxxy, possibly revealed in this video.

In the end we can gather that most experts will think anyone with the name Katy is the real Katy. If shes real shes gone, if she was a troll Successful Troll is Successful.

/b/tard Katy, now a 17-year girl, she has been frequenting /b/ the entire time but has remained 'anonymous' for reasons, and prefers /x/. She's become a big breasted, weeaboo-furry-deviant-/b/tard. In other words, she's everything we hate, but deep down what we all know /b/ is about. There is no pix to back this up and is most likely THE TRUTH. Is in actuality Revolutionary Girl Katy as well.

Disregard /b/tards can't google. GaiaOnline