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==Controversy Section==
I've deleted the nonsense about Healy talking about the Irish famine in a post-match interview. Quite frankly it is absolute pish.  <span style="font-size: smaller;" class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[Special:Contributions/84.70.177.63|84.70.177.63]] ([[User talk:84.70.177.63|talk]]) 15:55, 17 October 2008 (UTC)</span><!-- Template:UnsignedIP --> <!--Autosigned by SineBot-->
== "Sir" nickname ==
Should some mention be made of his nickname among N. Ireland fans of "Sir" David Healy, despite "only" having an MBE?  <small>—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[Special:Contributions/220.233.114.82|220.233.114.82]] ([[User talk:220.233.114.82|talk]]) 09:28, 6 August 2008 (UTC)</small><!-- Template:UnsignedIP --> <!--Autosigned by SineBot-->
Also is it worth adding that the song "Away in a manger" is sung by the Northeren Ireland fans in his honour?  "...The stars in the bright sky shone down where He...Lay! Healy! Healy!"
[[User:Graemec2|Graemec2]] ([[User talk:Graemec2|talk]]) 08:52, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
== Untitled ==
Just wanted to say that Healy never attended St Columb's college. He went to Down Academy high school
Surely that picture is of Gary Kelly rather than David Healy!
I am doing Healy's Caps and Goals so do not delete please  <small>—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[Special:Contributions/62.136.14.240|62.136.14.240]] ([[User talk:62.136.14.240|talk]]) 18:46, 20 November 2007 (UTC)</small><!-- Template:UnsignedIP --> <!--Autosigned by SineBot-->
== Killyleagh ==
David is from Killyleagh, not Downpatrick.  <small>—The preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment was added by [[Special:Contributions/{{{IP|{{{User|86.29.221.215}}}}}}|{{{IP|{{{User|86.29.221.215}}}}}}]] ([[User talk:{{{IP|{{{User|86.29.221.215}}}}
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[[Image:Aircraftkillercrosseyed.jpg|thumb|Aircraftkiller's mugshot. [[retard|He]] has trouble looking into the camera.]]
Their is a problem at the Azerbaijan Game which he missed  <small>—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[Special:Contributions/81.77.51.210|81.77.51.210]] ([[User talk:81.77.51.210|talk]]) 18:56, 27 December 2007 (UTC)</small><!-- Template:UnsignedIP --> <!--Autosigned by SineBot-->


Aircraftkiller (aka ACK - [[Powerword]] '''Jonathan Holmes''') is an internet [[faggot|person]] who has managed to incite more drama than you can fit onto the average [[Livejournal]].
==Games he missed/Players scored with him==
He spent most of his spare time pretending to be a good mapper for a <s>nearly dead game by the name of Command & Conquer: Renegade</s> shit game, and <s>a mod called A Path Beyond</s> an even shittier mod. He still continues his [[faggotry]] to this day.
These two sections seem a bit listy to me... Paticularly the latter, which is also unclear - is this a list of players who scored in matchs Healy has scored in, or players who got [[assist]]s for his goals? Either way its unclear and not paticularly helpful. --[[User:Pretty Green|Pretty Green]] ([[User talk:Pretty Green|talk]]) 18:27, 28 December 2007 (UTC)


In the past few years alone, he's managed to:
What i edited on this article was the players who scored other goals for NIR and their carrer with the national team beacause i want a list to se which other players who scored for NIR  <small>—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[Special:Contributions/81.76.16.200|81.76.16.200]] ([[User talk:81.76.16.200|talk]]) 18:01, 2 January 2008 (UTC)</small><!-- Template:UnsignedIP --> <!--Autosigned by SineBot-->


*Insult everyone and everything associated with [[Niggers]].
::OK, but I don't see why that is here. This article is about David Healy, not about players who have scored for Northern Ireland. Presumably the details of all of these players' goals will be on their own articles: if not you could add them there.
*Say the word nigger at least 10 times a day, in song, even!
*Invent a Japanese name for himself and not tell anyone it, then claim it was his real name and that his actual real name was a fake one


He owns both a [[Livejournal]] and a DeviantART page.
::Alternatively there may even be scope to create a new article with such informaiton, but on here it looks sloppy. --[[User:Pretty Green|Pretty Green]] ([[User talk:Pretty Green|talk]]) 08:49, 8 January 2008 (UTC)


==I DESLIKE YOU==
== Future International Matches ==
A noteworthy earlier troll he made was to make claims about his mapping talents that he made kids mad over, then enraged anyone who pointed this out in the most obvious way possible: Attacking their grammar and intelligence. This led to the creation of the now famous "I DESLIKE YOU" post, in which the offended party wrote a poorly worded retort, attacking Aircraftkiller in a hilarious fashion.
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The post, [http://www.renegadeforums.com/index.php?t=msg&th=252&start=0&rid=1504#msg_num_15 still viewable in the Renegade Public Forums' Hall of Fame], has been made into both a [http://www.n00bstories.com/hosted_files/ackreply/reading.swf flash presentation] and a [http://ackreply.ytmnd.com/ ytmnd].
! Caps !! Date !! Venue !! Opponent !! Result !! Competition !! Scored !! Location !! Cards


==His real name==
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Aircraftkiller made his real name known to all for years. Then, in a tragic series of events where someone figured out that his WOL account, Tankcmdr6 (the name he used to play shit games on), had the password "NIGGERS" associated with it,
|  || <small>[[2009-03-28]]</small> || <small>[[Windsor Park]], [[Belfast]]</small> || <small>{{fb|POL}}</small> ||  || <small>[[2010 FIFA World Cup qualification - UEFA Group 3|World Cup qualification]]</small> ||  || {{flagicon|NIR}} ||
he was forced to change accounts. He picked a new name, "JupiterKS". Having always believed that he was a Great Knight, sent from Jupiter to slay the great nigger beasts of our time. However, when questioned about the "KS" part, he merely stated that it was his real name, which he wasn't going to tell anyone.
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Aircraftkiller's real name, at least according to the state of Florida, has the initials "J.H.". Aircraftkiller decided to pick a new real name for himself, a Japanese name most likely stemming for his love of nigger slaying, and not tell anyone about it. Many niggers were slain, and not a single fuck was given that day.
|  || <small>[[2009-04-01]]</small> || <small>[[Windsor Park]], [[Belfast]]</small> || <small>{{fb|SLO}}</small> ||  || <small>[[2010 FIFA World Cup qualification - UEFA Group 3|World Cup qualification]]</small> ||  || {{flagicon|NIR}} ||
 
|-
==His first girlfriend==
|  || <small>[[2009-08-12]]</small> || <small>[[Windsor Park]], [[Belfast]]</small> || <small>{{fb|ISR}}</small> ||  || <small>Nationwide International</small> ||  || {{flagicon|NIR}} ||
Aircraftkiller's first girlfriend was born with a near fatal lung disease, which nearly caused her to die on several occasions.
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At some point, ACK managed to convince this poor soul that he wasn't that much of a douche and declared his love for her.
|  || <small>[[2009-09-05]]</small> || <small>[[Stadion Florian Kryger]], [[Szczecin]]</small> || <small>{{fb|POL}}</small> ||  || <small>[[2010 FIFA World Cup qualification - UEFA Group 3|World Cup qualification]]</small> ||  || {{flagicon|POL}} ||
Then she died during a fatal operation on her lungs.
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Months went by, ACK made regular updates to his [[Livejournal]] about how he could feel her presence watching over him. He wrote about how objects that had significant meaning to them both mysteriously disappeared, taken by her spirit to remind her of him.
|  || <small>[[2009-09-09]]</small> || <small>[[Windsor Park]], [[Belfast]]</small> || <small>{{fb|SVK}}</small> ||  || <small>[[2010 FIFA World Cup qualification - UEFA Group 3|World Cup qualification]]</small> ||  || {{flagicon|NIR}} ||
He even had mysterious dreams, where he was protecting her as the Knight from Jupiter. This dream was clearly a sign that she was with him at all times, that she cared for him. Or so he wrote.
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Then she came back to life.
|  || <small>[[2009-10-14]]</small> ||  || <small>{{fb|CZE}}</small> ||  || <small>[[2010 FIFA World Cup qualification - UEFA Group 3|World Cup qualification]]</small> ||  || {{flagicon|CZE}} ||
His sort of now ex reappeared some time later, alive and well. As it turns out, the operation was a complete success and she was simply recovering the whole time, it was her sister that lied about her death, just so she could get close to the guy that they both were pursuing.
|- 
ACK, being the true douche that he is, saw this as a sign of true love and announced his undying love for her instead.
|}
They broke up some time later.
 
==Sarah Meadows==
His second girlfriend, whom ACK decided that [http://www.apathbeyond.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=7119 he would marry] less than a month after meeting her, eventually got sick of him for being a lazy bastard who never helped around the house. It didn't help that Sarah was also a compulsive liar and a thief, who managed to steal money from Aircraftkiller's mother while Aircraftkiller and Sarah were living together. On top of that, it was also reported that Sarah was an Army deserter that barely managed to escape being prosecuted to PMITA prison.
 
While living with Aircraftkiller in Indiana, not only did she cheat on him but she also did it with [[Retard|men over the Internet]] while fucking him every night for weeks at a time. Attention whoring comes naturally to Sarah Meadows. Her shitty artwork can also be found (in true attention whore style, making shitty fan art of Zelda and Sailor Moon) on [http://smeadows.deviantart.com/ DevianTART].
 
==The Pretty Girl Within==
[[Image:ackwoman.jpg|thumb|Aircraftkiller's authenticated biography (cover shown)]]
Aircraftkiller, who claimed to be completely in love with his second girlfriend, bought her presents, as every good boyfriend would do. From ebay he bought the most beautiful dresses he could find. His second girlfriend, who for social integrity purposes will remain anonymous, received these dresses gladly.
 
One day, after a nap, she came into her bedroom and found her dresses, pantyhoses, shoes and more sprawled out on the bed. She assumed he was seeing a girl, which was not that bad in itself as the whole relationship was one big façade to make him look good to begin with. Looking for an explanation for this phenomenon, his girlfriend went looking for Aircraftkiller, who shortly thereafter walked into the front door in his underwear. When inquired as to his recent whereabouts, Aircraftkiller shrugged it off with a generic "Nowhere". As for the women's clothing on the bed, he told her they were meant for her.
 
Later on she was looking for some pictures from their shared digital camera on Aircraftkiller's computer, and ran across a folder that contained pictures that are best left unseen for everyone. Recoiling in horror, Aircraftkiller's second girlfriend laid her eyes on actual, high resolution photographs of Aircraftkiller wearing aforementioned dresses Aircraftkiller bought - not for her, but for himself.
[[Has_anyone_really_been_far_even_as_decided_to_use_even_go_want_to_do_look_more_like?|Upon inquiry]], Aircraftkiller explained his girlfriend that she wouldn't understand why he dressed up like the pretty little girl he secretly was on the inside, because she did not understand how it was to live as a man, knowing you should have been born a woman. In the process he blamed God, because He, in his infinite wisdom, decided that Aircraftkiller must know what it's like to be on the other side. Truly, the LORD works in mysterious ways.
 
==A Festering Boil==
The day following the airing of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY Fox 11's investigative report on Anon], Aircraftkiller decided he'd prove his [[Retardation|intellectual superiority]] to the world by making the following [[gay|statement]] about 4Chan:
 
'''''This whole "lulz" thing is so fucking stupid. I feel like my IQ drops a point every time I see someone say "im t3h lulz with OTHER INTERNET FUCKHATTERY BECAUSE I CAN'T FIGURE OUT ANYTHING WITTY ON MY OWN TO IMPRESS MY E-FRIENDS" 4chan is a gigantic festering boil on the ass of the Internet, and it hurts badly.''''' - [[butthurt|Jonathan "Niggerkiller" Holmes]]
 
But apparently that wasn't enough:
 
'''''I'm glad you didn't fall into the mind trap of [[b|Internet retardation]]. I think within a few years the people that say "lulz t3h teh moar" etc will be diagnosed with some kind of terminal illness, sad as it may be.''''' - [[butthurt|Jonathan "Niggerkiller" Holmes]]
 
The quotes can be found (yes, even after all the [[gay|incidents]] he's still permitted to view the [[proboards|forums]]) [http://www.apathbeyond.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=13977 here].
 
==His Starving cats==
[[Image:Starving_cats.jpg|thumb|Aircraftkiller's plea for money came in the shape of sympathy for his cats. Image [[subtext]] by Steppo]]
Aircraftkiller made a plea one day for donations. He stated that he, his girlfriend and his cats, were starving and needed money for food. He manages to rake in quite a considerable sum of money and it wasn't until Sarah decided to tell the community, that it came to light that he had lied about the whole thing. The donation money was spent on games and porn, which he didn't even have the decency to share with Sarah at the time.
[[Category:People]]
 
==See Also==
*[[Retard]]
*[[Butthurt]]
*[[Fail]]
*[[Faggot]]
 
==External Links==
*[http://www.aircraftkiller.deviantart.com] ACK's devianTART account. Newsflash! [[facepalm|ACK wants to be part of an army simulator]]
*[http://www.3dholmes.com] ACK's fail site
*[http://www.bluehellproductions.com] HQ of a network of shit mods that ACK is part of. A hidden [[shithole|gem]] of the internet where thousands of aspies and retards just like ACK meet and play with their with their [[dongs|mods]]

Revision as of 22:48, 28 February 2012

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Controversy Section

I've deleted the nonsense about Healy talking about the Irish famine in a post-match interview. Quite frankly it is absolute pish. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 84.70.177.63 (talk) 15:55, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

"Sir" nickname

Should some mention be made of his nickname among N. Ireland fans of "Sir" David Healy, despite "only" having an MBE? —Preceding unsigned comment added by 220.233.114.82 (talk) 09:28, 6 August 2008 (UTC) Also is it worth adding that the song "Away in a manger" is sung by the Northeren Ireland fans in his honour? "...The stars in the bright sky shone down where He...Lay! Healy! Healy!" Graemec2 (talk) 08:52, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Untitled

Just wanted to say that Healy never attended St Columb's college. He went to Down Academy high school Surely that picture is of Gary Kelly rather than David Healy! I am doing Healy's Caps and Goals so do not delete please —Preceding unsigned comment added by 62.136.14.240 (talk) 18:46, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

Killyleagh

David is from Killyleagh, not Downpatrick. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 86.29.221.215 ([[User talk:{Template:IP|talk]]) 22:02, August 22, 2007 (UTC)

Their is a problem at the Azerbaijan Game which he missed —Preceding unsigned comment added by 81.77.51.210 (talk) 18:56, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Games he missed/Players scored with him

These two sections seem a bit listy to me... Paticularly the latter, which is also unclear - is this a list of players who scored in matchs Healy has scored in, or players who got assists for his goals? Either way its unclear and not paticularly helpful. --Pretty Green (talk) 18:27, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

What i edited on this article was the players who scored other goals for NIR and their carrer with the national team beacause i want a list to se which other players who scored for NIR —Preceding unsigned comment added by 81.76.16.200 (talk) 18:01, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

OK, but I don't see why that is here. This article is about David Healy, not about players who have scored for Northern Ireland. Presumably the details of all of these players' goals will be on their own articles: if not you could add them there.
Alternatively there may even be scope to create a new article with such informaiton, but on here it looks sloppy. --Pretty Green (talk) 08:49, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Future International Matches

Caps Date Venue Opponent Result Competition Scored Location Cards
2009-03-28 Windsor Park, Belfast  POL World Cup qualification Template:Flagicon
2009-04-01 Windsor Park, Belfast  SLO World Cup qualification Template:Flagicon
2009-08-12 Windsor Park, Belfast  ISR Nationwide International Template:Flagicon
2009-09-05 Stadion Florian Kryger, Szczecin  POL World Cup qualification Template:Flagicon
2009-09-09 Windsor Park, Belfast  SVK World Cup qualification Template:Flagicon
2009-10-14  CZE World Cup qualification Template:Flagicon
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