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==Behold the Power of Chibi== | ==Behold the Power of Chibi== | ||
{{lj|chibi_faolan}}, though distinguished among the proud ranks of [[drama whore|drama whores]], only succeeds in rising above the mind-numbing statistics by succeeding where so many others have failed: She wasn't just [[almost raped]]; she was actually [[raped]]. '''Before you think this is a bad thing''', get to know her. You may decide that for her, rape was ''quite'' justified, the fucking [[whore]]. The fact that she is a member of Mu Alpha Theta would be enough for most people to want to see her cunt gouged out by [[Bubba]], but alas, chibi's [[white]] daddy beat the black men to the end zone. | {{lj|chibi_faolan}}, though distinguished among the proud ranks of [[drama whore|drama whores]], only succeeds in rising above the mind-numbing statistics by succeeding where so many others have failed: She wasn't just [[almost raped]]; she was actually [[raped]]. '''Before you think this is a bad thing''', get to know her. You may decide that for her, rape was ''quite'' justified, the fucking [[whore]]. The fact that she is a member of Mu Alpha Theta would be enough for most people to want to see her cunt gouged out by [[Bubba]], but alas, chibi's [[white]] daddy beat the black men to the end zone. | ||
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==A Prong in the Little Girl Ass: The Key to An Endless Childhood== | |||
It's always good to see little [[whore]] girls who [[asking for it|ask for it]] from their fathers get the [[cock]] that was coming to them. But it's even better to see those same little [[whores]] learn to cope and go on to [[nerd|successful lives]], lived through a fucking computer. Chibi is a true success story in this respect: between enjoying Thorazine, Haldol, and Risperdal smoothies and diddling her cunt amid the flake-assed [[pagan]] [[anime]] [[drama whore]] clusterfucks she causes on [[teh internets]], she has found a way to express her inner peace with websites, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carebears carebears], her shitty webdesign, ([http://faolan.atspace.com/origins.html Look:] she hand codes it all! Amazing!) [[The Beatles]] webzines, and fake [[Leprechaun|celtic bullshit]]. She's also found a way to piss off everyone in the modern [[pagan]] world with her lame "druid" beliefs and her dead-assed LJ communities. | |||
Being known for her power tripping, and her failure to stop her [[troll]] friends from violating the rules of her own communities at the expense of others, chibi was a good candidate for the leadership of [[lj abuse]]- but she didn't go for the job because that would have taken too much time away from her therapy. (Chibi, if you're reading this, and we know you are, please get your money back from the shrink. Give it up. Just drug yourself out further and pretend to be in a peaceful land full of pink carebears, anime characters, and druids.) | |||
Revision as of 17:08, 13 March 2012
Chibi Faolan (also known as "ApleSkruf") is the internet poster girl for why most human societies look down on sexual relationships between fathers and daughters.
The idea that fathers raping their daughters may cause mental harm and sexual dysfunction later in life, or perhaps the fact that such relationships may cause excruciating pain and suffering to the poor innocent girl are all secondary to the real danger: the creation of a sad, lame bitch like chibi faolan who takes the internet for the serious business that it is.
Behold the Power of Chibi
chibi_faolan, though distinguished among the proud ranks of drama whores, only succeeds in rising above the mind-numbing statistics by succeeding where so many others have failed: She wasn't just almost raped; she was actually raped. Before you think this is a bad thing, get to know her. You may decide that for her, rape was quite justified, the fucking whore. The fact that she is a member of Mu Alpha Theta would be enough for most people to want to see her cunt gouged out by Bubba, but alas, chibi's white daddy beat the black men to the end zone.
A Prong in the Little Girl Ass: The Key to An Endless Childhood
It's always good to see little whore girls who ask for it from their fathers get the cock that was coming to them. But it's even better to see those same little whores learn to cope and go on to successful lives, lived through a fucking computer. Chibi is a true success story in this respect: between enjoying Thorazine, Haldol, and Risperdal smoothies and diddling her cunt amid the flake-assed pagan anime drama whore clusterfucks she causes on teh internets, she has found a way to express her inner peace with websites, carebears, her shitty webdesign, (Look: she hand codes it all! Amazing!) The Beatles webzines, and fake celtic bullshit. She's also found a way to piss off everyone in the modern pagan world with her lame "druid" beliefs and her dead-assed LJ communities.
Being known for her power tripping, and her failure to stop her troll friends from violating the rules of her own communities at the expense of others, chibi was a good candidate for the leadership of lj abuse- but she didn't go for the job because that would have taken too much time away from her therapy. (Chibi, if you're reading this, and we know you are, please get your money back from the shrink. Give it up. Just drug yourself out further and pretend to be in a peaceful land full of pink carebears, anime characters, and druids.)