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[[Image:Duckface evolution.jpg|thumb|right|Duckface from first to final form.]] | [[Image:Duckface evolution.jpg|thumb|right|Duckface from first to final form.]] | ||
[[File:Facebook Camwhore.jpg|thumb|right|Every single [[facebook]] [[camwhore]] in a single photo.]] | [[File:Facebook Camwhore.jpg|thumb|right|Every single [[facebook]] [[camwhore]] in a single photo.]] | ||
[[Image:Exampleduckface.jpg|thumb|right|Fuck this face]] | <!-- [[Image:Exampleduckface.jpg|thumb|right|Fuck this face]] --> | ||
[[Image:Duckwtf.jpg|thumb|right|[[Lol wut]]?]] | [[Image:Duckwtf.jpg|thumb|right|[[Lol wut]]?]] | ||
[[File:Callonmeduckface.gif|thumb|Duckface [[2.0]]]] | [[File:Callonmeduckface.gif|thumb|Duckface [[2.0]]]] | ||
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Image:Duckface_amarr.jpg|''[[EVE Online]]'' duckface. | Image:Duckface_amarr.jpg|''[[EVE Online]]'' duckface. | ||
Image:Pringles_duck.jpg|Wait... [[what]]? | Image:Pringles_duck.jpg|Wait... [[what]]? | ||
Image:Guido_chinbeard.jpg|[[Clyde Cash]] does it. | Image:Guido_chinbeard.jpg|[[Clyde Cash]] does it. | ||
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File:Boxxy01.jpg|Duckface [[Boxxy]] | File:Boxxy01.jpg|Duckface [[Boxxy]] | ||
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Image:Varley Asking.jpg|[[Georgia Varley]] in better days. | Image:Varley Asking.jpg|[[Georgia Varley]] in better days. | ||
Image:Duckface_kid.jpg|[[Loli]] duckface. | Image:Duckface_kid.jpg|[[Loli]] duckface. | ||
Image:Tinaduckfey.jpg|[[Sarah Palin|Tina duckFeyce]]! | Image:Tinaduckfey.jpg|[[Sarah Palin|Tina duckFeyce]]! | ||
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Image:Fatduckface.jpg|Duckface + FGA = ultimate cheekbone enhancement on a fatty. | Image:Fatduckface.jpg|Duckface + FGA = ultimate cheekbone enhancement on a fatty. | ||
Image:Tammy.jpg|Lol, [[Tammi Reynolds]]. | Image:Tammy.jpg|Lol, [[Tammi Reynolds]]. | ||
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Image:Colon3.jpg|Colon 3-chan | Image:Colon3.jpg|Colon 3-chan | ||
Image:duckface_fatass.jpg | [[NIGGERS]] | Image:duckface_fatass.jpg | [[NIGGERS]] | ||
Image:duckface_fattycunt.jpg | how do i duckfaced niggers? | <!-- Image:duckface_fattycunt.jpg | how do i duckfaced niggers? --> | ||
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Image:Durrhurduckfacefag.jpg | Image:Durrhurduckfacefag.jpg | ||
File:1265734348641.jpg|[[Tabby|Tabbyface]] | <!-- File:1265734348641.jpg|[[Tabby|Tabbyface]] --> | ||
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Revision as of 14:52, 6 April 2012
The duckface is essentially Fat girl angle shot 2.0. It is done in an attempt to appear "cute" or "hot" on MySpace or Facebook or Bebo or whatever-the-fuck. It seems to be a new, mutated strain of Internet disease that is most commonly seen with 16 year-old scene girls and guidos, but sometimes it can afflict cougars, fags, and even children.
Controversy
Some argue that duckface is actually attractive, and it is not to be confused with kissy lips, which is an entirely different phenomenon. Neither is it FGAS, because there are some IRL duckfaces that are pretty hot. This has sparked some minor controversy in that fat girls try to look like a hot IRL duckface OL by putting on the duckface look themselves, and ultimately failing at hawt. The truth of the matter is that fatties are only attractive to other fatties and chubby chasers, although you'd know this if you weren't a faggot.
How-To
Quack!
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No matter how hard you try, your non-lips won't suddenly appear and make you pretty.
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Oh hi, fat man.
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Even the cat doesn't like it.
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EVE Online duckface.
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Wait... what?
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Clyde Cash does it.
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Duckface Boxxy
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Georgia Varley in better days.
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Loli duckface.
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Duckface + FGA = ultimate cheekbone enhancement on a fatty.
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Lol, Tammi Reynolds.
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Run, Josh, run!
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He really looks like a duck!
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STFU? Hope she means herself.
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What gender is it?
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Goddamn!
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LOL I'M SO CASH!
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Colon 3-chan
See Also
- Afroduck
- Fat girl angle shot
- Internet disease
- Trying too hard
- High contrast
- Low contrast
- MySpace
- Bebo
- Attention whore
- Orangeskin
- Scene
- Oompa Loompas
- 16 year-old girls