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[[Image:Kingscrusher.jpg|thumb|right| | [[Image:Kingscrusher.jpg|thumb|right|Garry Kasparov when he was fat. Really.]] | ||
'''Tryfon Costas Gavriel''' is a [[ | '''Tryfon Costas Gavriel''' aka '''Peter Coghlan''' aka '''Mamma Trish''' aka '''Kingscrusher''' is a [[Irony|talented]] [[British|British]] [[Internet_celebrity|Internet celebrity]] and [[Fail|chess-player]]. The highlight of his career was his first (and hopefully last) public appearance in the awesome show called "[[Oxymoron|Britain's got talent]]" in 2009. His chess titles include [[Bullshit|FIDE Candidate Master (CM)]] & British Regional Master, which are [[Lie|genuine titles actually recognized by FIDE]] and not totally made up by Mamma Trish to impress her devoted [[fanboy|fanboys]]. When he is not busy sticking fingers in various parts of her body, Kingscrusher maintains a popular [[drama|Youtube channel]] on which he posts [[CP|child pornography]] cleverly disguised as mediocre chess videos in order to avoid Youtube's TOS. Tryfon Gavriel's [[Jewtube|Youtube]] channel has had [[Over9000|over 10 million]] views and she is [[Some_argue|widely considered]] the best online chess commentator due to his constant moaning, ranting and excessive use of British slang such as "Blimey!" and "Oh dear, oh dear!". Gavriel's [[Faggotry|knowledge]] and [[Fetish|passion]] for the gayme of chess has helped educate and inspire [[Losers|chess players]] from [[Dumbfuckistan|all over the world]]. His other hobbies are watching [[1man1jar|the latest films]], [[CSIII|Computing]], [[Basement_dweller|going out]], [[Friend_Zone|seeing friends]] and [[Fap|watching TV]]. | ||
==Background== | ==Background== | ||
Kingscrusher is of [[Turkish|greek]] descent. His parents [[Gypsies|emigrated]] from [[Cyprus|Cyprus]] to England [[At_least_100_years_ago|40+]] years ago | Kingscrusher is of [[Turkish|greek]] descent. His parents [[Gypsies|emigrated]] from [[Cyprus|Cyprus]] to England [[At_least_100_years_ago|40+]] years ago because the Greek Orthodox Church wasn't allowing same sex marriage at the time. Upon arriving in the [[UK|England]] they gave birth to Tryfon and his [[Fat_whore|sister]]. Tryfon went on to study and become a [[Irony|successful]] [[Script_kiddie|computer scientist]] while his sister took a more practical approach to life and became a [[Whore|model]]. | ||
==The beginning== | ==The beginning== | ||
Tryfon got interested in chess through | Tryfon got interested in chess through watching [[Incest|his sister play his father]]. The openings typically went: e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 (The Giuoco Piano!) -- a simple opening to start playing chess with, although boringly symmetrical. He thinks this explains why he [[Fetish|is into]] the [[Indian|Indian]] systems, and not the classical systems! Being an arrogant prick, he compares himself with [[Russia|Garry Kasparov]] on his [http://www.gtryfon.demon.co.uk/bcc/Author_information/chesscv.htm personal website]. | ||
==Primary openings== | ==Primary openings== | ||
Kingscrusher is [[Gay|experienced]] in the Kings Indian defence, Svenshnikov [[Mafia|sicillian]], and plays both d4 and e4 with the [[Racist|white]] pieces. He has his favourite systems with the white pieces because he is a [[Nazi|nazifag]]. | Kingscrusher is [[Gay|experienced]] in the Kings Indian defence, Svenshnikov [[Mafia|sicillian]], and plays both d4 and e4 with the [[Racist|white]] pieces. He has his favourite systems with the white pieces because he is a [[Nazi|nazifag]]. | ||
== | ==Chess career highlight== | ||
[[Shit_nobody_cares_about|December 1997]]: Beat first International Master - IM Danny Kopec (USA) in December [[UK|London]] Internationals. The following is the game score: | [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|December 1997]]: Beat first International Master - IM Danny Kopec (USA) in December [[UK|London]] Internationals. The following is the game score: | ||
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46. Qh4 Qd4+ 47. Be3 Qxf6 48. Ne7+ Qxe7 49. Bg5 Qe5 50. Bxd8 Qd4+ 0-1]] | 46. Qh4 Qd4+ 47. Be3 Qxf6 48. Ne7+ Qxe7 49. Bg5 Qe5 50. Bxd8 Qd4+ 0-1]] | ||
November 2011: His other career highlight was [[Fapping|talking]] to a girl [[Virgin|for the first time]]. Tryfon asked her on a date | November 2011: His other career highlight was [[Fapping|talking]] to a girl [[Virgin|for the first time]]. Tryfon asked her on a date [[Lulz|on Chesscube.com]], and upon being ridiculed he [[Attention_whore|started to cry on Youtube]] and posted several videos of him attempting to be [[an_hero|an hero]]. Sadly, he failed at that as well and removed the videos the day after. | ||
== Ways of Winning == | == Ways of Winning == | ||
Kingscrusher plays on [[Fail|Chesscube]]. His gaymes are usually won on time in a lost position ([[Truth|because he sucks cock at chess]]) or by running chess engines like Rybka 4 and Houdini to suggest best moves when he is too [[stupid|tired]] to think for himself. | Kingscrusher plays on [[Fail|Chesscube]]. His gaymes are usually won on time in a lost position ([[Truth|because he sucks cock at chess]]) or by running chess engines like Rybka 4 and Houdini to suggest best moves when he is too [[stupid|tired]] to think for himself. | ||
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== Jewtube Channel == | == Jewtube Channel == | ||
Kingscrusher is on the [[Computer|computer]] 18 hours a day. 3 are of him arguing on chesscube, 3 are him uploading videos on youtube (and recently justin.tv/kingscrusher), and 12 are of him playing on the ICC doing recordings. Let's say his average game on the ICC was 7 minutes.(he plays 5 minute chess.) He plays about 8.5 games an hour. 8.5 x 12 is 102. He uploads about 0-5 blitz videos per day. This means he chooses his best games in which he won(or 1 if he loses if he's desperate and needs the 0.005 dollars he makes per video to save up for his [[Gay|gay]] porn collection.) He barely posts any of his losses. He has lots of games to pick at to make the unfortunate, clueless viewers think he is the best chess player on Youtube. [[Truth|Kingscrusher is a fail at chess and should resort to checkers.]] | |||
Kingscrusher is on the [[Computer|computer]] 18 hours a day. 3 are of him arguing on chesscube, 3 are him | |||
== [[Jews_Did_WTC|9/11]] Attacks Views == | == [[Jews_Did_WTC|9/11]] Attacks Views == | ||
[[Terrorist|Kingscrusher]] has widely supported the 9/11 attacks(or 11/9 in his fucked up country). He has stated in his [[Facebook|facebook]] "So today is September 11th, my [[British|favourite]] day of the year. RIP people on the planes who intended to crash into the evil towers of America. You have weakened them. Thank you." The post was [[DELETE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|deleted]] soon after he realized it was wrong and that he was a fat terrorist [[Pakistan|paki]] | [[Terrorist|Kingscrusher]] has widely supported the 9/11 attacks(or 11/9 in his fucked up country). He has stated in his [[Facebook|facebook]] "So today is September 11th, my [[British|favourite]] day of the year. RIP people on the planes who intended to crash into the evil towers of America. You have weakened them. Thank you." The post was [[DELETE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|deleted]] soon after he realized it was wrong and that he was a fat terrorist [[Pakistan|paki]]. | ||
==How to troll him== | ==How to troll him== | ||
1. Link him to this page<br> | 1. Link him to this page<br> | ||
2. Tell him that he will [[Nevar|nevar]] be as good as Kasparov and remind him that his ELO rating is obviously exaggerated by the online chess sites that he frequents.<br> | 2. Tell him that he will [[Nevar|nevar]] be as good as Kasparov and remind him that his ELO rating is obviously exaggerated by the online chess sites that he frequents.<br> | ||
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==The 12/14 [[Lulz|incident]]== | ==The 12/14 [[Lulz|incident]]== | ||
Wednesday, dec. 14th 2011 at around 2 AM GMT an actual IM (International Master) | Wednesday, dec. 14th 2011 at around 2 AM GMT an actual IM (International Master) with the help of /b/ won 7-0 at chess against Mamma Trish which caused shitstorm and riots in the chat room moderated by him (called KingsCrusher Cafe) after which they proceeded to troll him with the aforementioned techniques causing him to start weilding the [[Banhammer|banhammer]] which resulted in lots of [[Lulz|lulz]] and [[Butthurt|butthurt]]. <strike>See the picture to the right for the chat log (sorry for the poor paint skillz -- chesscube's gay system doesn't allow copypasta).</strike> Disregard that, here's a link to the chat log: [http://i.imgur.com/rstgc.jpg] | ||
==Kingscrusher on Britain's got talent== | |||
<center><big>'''Tryfon Gavriel a.k.a Mamma Trish performs'''</big></center><br> | |||
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<youtube>RpMkFFQGloc</youtube>}} | |||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<center><gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
Image:Kingscrusher_before.jpg|See the resemblance? Me neither. | Image:Kingscrusher_before.jpg|See the resemblance? Me neither. | ||
Image:Kingscrusher_after.jpg|That's [[Moar|more]] like it. | Image:Kingscrusher_after.jpg|That's [[Moar|more]] like it. | ||
Image:Kingscrusher.jpg| | Image:Kingscrusher.jpg|Mamma Trish is teh hawt | ||
Image:Kcsfluffy.jpg|Kingscrusher's cat named Fluffy. Which shows that he is a [[Furry|furry]], too. | Image:Kcsfluffy.jpg|Kingscrusher's cat named Fluffy. Which shows that he is a [[Furry|furry]], too. | ||
Image:Flush.png|Look alikes | Image:Flush.png|Look alikes | ||
Image:Trollingkc.jpg|Trolling kings crAsher (12/14 incident) | Image:Trollingkc.jpg|Trolling kings crAsher (12/14 incident) | ||
Image:Kcssister.jpg|Kingscrusher's sister - good luck finding the whole | |||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
* [http://www.gtryfon.demon.co.uk/bcc/Author_information/chesscv.htm Kingscrusher's website] | * [http://www.gtryfon.demon.co.uk/bcc/Author_information/chesscv.htm Kingscrusher's website / chess focused CV] | ||
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/kingscrusher/ Kingscrusher's Jewtube Channel] | * [http://www.youtube.com/user/kingscrusher/ Kingscrusher's Jewtube Channel] | ||
* [http://www.twitch.tv/kingscrusher/ More drama on Justin.tv!] | |||
* [http://kingscrusher.blogspot.com/ Kingscrusher's blog] | * [http://kingscrusher.blogspot.com/ Kingscrusher's blog] | ||
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Kingscrusher His wiki homepage, extra bonus points if you vandalize it] | * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Kingscrusher His wiki homepage, extra bonus points if you vandalize it] | ||
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Tryfon Costas Gavriel aka Peter Coghlan aka Mamma Trish aka Kingscrusher is a talented British Internet celebrity and chess-player. The highlight of his career was his first (and hopefully last) public appearance in the awesome show called "Britain's got talent" in 2009. His chess titles include FIDE Candidate Master (CM) & British Regional Master, which are genuine titles actually recognized by FIDE and not totally made up by Mamma Trish to impress her devoted fanboys. When he is not busy sticking fingers in various parts of her body, Kingscrusher maintains a popular Youtube channel on which he posts child pornography cleverly disguised as mediocre chess videos in order to avoid Youtube's TOS. Tryfon Gavriel's Youtube channel has had over 10 million views and she is widely considered the best online chess commentator due to his constant moaning, ranting and excessive use of British slang such as "Blimey!" and "Oh dear, oh dear!". Gavriel's knowledge and passion for the gayme of chess has helped educate and inspire chess players from all over the world. His other hobbies are watching the latest films, Computing, going out, seeing friends and watching TV.
Background
Kingscrusher is of greek descent. His parents emigrated from Cyprus to England 40+ years ago because the Greek Orthodox Church wasn't allowing same sex marriage at the time. Upon arriving in the England they gave birth to Tryfon and his sister. Tryfon went on to study and become a successful computer scientist while his sister took a more practical approach to life and became a model.
The beginning
Tryfon got interested in chess through watching his sister play his father. The openings typically went: e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 (The Giuoco Piano!) -- a simple opening to start playing chess with, although boringly symmetrical. He thinks this explains why he is into the Indian systems, and not the classical systems! Being an arrogant prick, he compares himself with Garry Kasparov on his personal website.
Primary openings
Kingscrusher is experienced in the Kings Indian defence, Svenshnikov sicillian, and plays both d4 and e4 with the white pieces. He has his favourite systems with the white pieces because he is a nazifag.
Chess career highlight
December 1997: Beat first International Master - IM Danny Kopec (USA) in December London Internationals. The following is the game score:
November 2011: His other career highlight was talking to a girl for the first time. Tryfon asked her on a date on Chesscube.com, and upon being ridiculed he started to cry on Youtube and posted several videos of him attempting to be an hero. Sadly, he failed at that as well and removed the videos the day after.
Ways of Winning
Kingscrusher plays on Chesscube. His gaymes are usually won on time in a lost position (because he sucks cock at chess) or by running chess engines like Rybka 4 and Houdini to suggest best moves when he is too tired to think for himself.
Jewtube Channel
Kingscrusher is on the computer 18 hours a day. 3 are of him arguing on chesscube, 3 are him uploading videos on youtube (and recently justin.tv/kingscrusher), and 12 are of him playing on the ICC doing recordings. Let's say his average game on the ICC was 7 minutes.(he plays 5 minute chess.) He plays about 8.5 games an hour. 8.5 x 12 is 102. He uploads about 0-5 blitz videos per day. This means he chooses his best games in which he won(or 1 if he loses if he's desperate and needs the 0.005 dollars he makes per video to save up for his gay porn collection.) He barely posts any of his losses. He has lots of games to pick at to make the unfortunate, clueless viewers think he is the best chess player on Youtube. Kingscrusher is a fail at chess and should resort to checkers.
9/11 Attacks Views
Kingscrusher has widely supported the 9/11 attacks(or 11/9 in his fucked up country). He has stated in his facebook "So today is September 11th, my favourite day of the year. RIP people on the planes who intended to crash into the evil towers of America. You have weakened them. Thank you." The post was deleted soon after he realized it was wrong and that he was a fat terrorist paki.
How to troll him
1. Link him to this page
2. Tell him that he will nevar be as good as Kasparov and remind him that his ELO rating is obviously exaggerated by the online chess sites that he frequents.
2. Tell him that he is too fat to ever win a serious competition, even if it's a chess event.
3. Spam this page on his youtube videos (use spaces in the url to bypass filters), he seems to be extremely annoyed by it and will block you within a few minutes as he is online almost 24/7.
3. ????
4. Profit!
Moar trolling
1. Get to http://www.chesscube.com where he has his own public chat room (called KingsCrusher Cafe)
2. ????
3. Profit!
The 12/14 incident
Wednesday, dec. 14th 2011 at around 2 AM GMT an actual IM (International Master) with the help of /b/ won 7-0 at chess against Mamma Trish which caused shitstorm and riots in the chat room moderated by him (called KingsCrusher Cafe) after which they proceeded to troll him with the aforementioned techniques causing him to start weilding the banhammer which resulted in lots of lulz and butthurt. See the picture to the right for the chat log (sorry for the poor paint skillz -- chesscube's gay system doesn't allow copypasta). Disregard that, here's a link to the chat log: [1]
Kingscrusher on Britain's got talent
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