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| '''Tryfon Costas Gavriel''' aka '''Peter Coghlan''' aka '''Mamma Trish''' aka '''Kingscrusher''' is a [[Irony|talented]] [[British|British]] [[Internet_celebrity|Internet celebrity]] and [[Fail|chess-player]]. The highlight of his career was his first (and hopefully last) public appearance in the awesome show called "[[Oxymoron|Britain's Got Talent]]" in 2009. His chess titles include [[Bullshit|FIDE Candidate Master (CM)]] & British Regional Master, which are [[Lie|genuine titles actually recognized by FIDE]] and not totally made up by Mamma Trish to impress her devoted [[fanboy|fanboys]]. When he is not busy sticking fingers in various parts of her body, Kingscrusher maintains a popular [[drama|Youtube channel]] on which he posts [[CP|child pornography]] cleverly disguised as mediocre chess videos in order to avoid Youtube's TOS. Tryfon Gavriel's [[Jewtube|Youtube]] channel has had [[Over9000|over 10 million]] views and she is [[Some_argue|widely considered]] the best online chess commentator due to his constant moaning, ranting and excessive use of British slang such as "Blimey!" and "Oh dear, oh dear!". Gavriel's [[Faggotry|knowledge]] and [[Fetish|passion]] for the gayme of chess has helped educate and inspire [[Losers|chess players]] from [[Dumbfuckistan|all over the world]]. His other hobbies are watching [[1man1jar|the latest films]], [[CSIII|Computing]], [[Basement_dweller|going out]], [[Friend_Zone|seeing friends]] and [[Fap|watching TV]]. | | '''Tryfon Gavriel''', Also known as''' '''Kingscrusher'''. |
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| ==Background==
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| Kingscrusher is of [[Turkish|greek]] descent. His parents [[Gypsies|emigrated]] from [[Cyprus|Cyprus]] to England [[At_least_100_years_ago|40+]] years ago because the Greek Orthodox Church wasn't allowing same sex marriage at the time. Upon arriving in the [[UK|England]] they gave birth to Tryfon and his [[Fat_whore|sister]]. Tryfon went on to study and become a [[Irony|successful]] [[Script_kiddie|computer scientist]] while his sister took a more practical approach to life and became a [[Whore|model]].
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| ==The beginning==
| | '''Tryfon Gavriel''' is a British chess-player, His titles include FIDE Candidate Master (CM)& British Regional Master.University- Gavriel studied computing in business and obtained a 2:1 honours degree. |
| Tryfon got interested in chess through watching [[Incest|his sister play his father]]. The openings typically went: e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 (The Giuoco Piano!) -- a simple opening to start playing chess with, although boringly symmetrical. He thinks this explains why he [[Fetish|is into]] the [[Indian|Indian]] systems, and not the classical systems! Being an arrogant prick, he compares himself with [[Russia|Garry Kasparov]] on his [http://www.gtryfon.demon.co.uk/bcc/Author_information/chesscv.htm personal website]. | | Tryfon Gavriel's Youtube channel has had over 8 million views and he is widely considered the best online chess commentator. Gavriel's knowledge and passion for the game of chess has helped educate and inspire chess players from all over the world. |
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| | ===Articles=== |
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| ==Coming Out==
| | Gavriel has written numerous chess articles for Barnet chess club online including middlegame papers on tactics and positional play.Gavriel has defeated International masters in Over-the-board chess.Gavriel has defeated numerous GMs and IMs in online blitz chess. |
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| | Gavriel OTB games as a playlist: |
| | [[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=5FFB6F63710A67E0 PlayList 1]] |
| | [[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=D5C7FE98F7049BF6 PlayList 2]] |
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| Coming out was very rough for Couchcrusher, as he faced ridicule and hardships. Of course, nearly everyone knew this due to the fact he is a kissless [[virgin]] who flirts with [[straight]]s and fails to seduce them. He is a whiny little faggot and laughs like a little girl every 1 minute in his low [[quality]] videos. He had male guests over and he tried impressing them of his [[nerd]] chess skills. He never broadcasts [[women]], except for his mother who on one occasion called from upstairs to inform him that supper was ready.
| | Gavriel is a titled British "Regional Master" - qualifying by being over ECF 180 at "A" class grade for two consecutive years. Gavriel has a FIDE rating currently around 2150. Gavriel played in the main British Chess Championship twice, scoring 4.5 and 5 respectively out 11. Gavriel achieved FIDE "Candidate Master" (CM), after being 2200 on published lists between 1992 and 1995. |
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| ==Primary openings== | | ===Chess Videos=== |
| Kingscrusher is [[Gay|experienced]] in the Kings Indian defence, Svenshnikov [[Mafia|sicillian]], and plays both d4 and e4 with the [[Racist|white]] pieces. He has his favourite systems with the white pieces because he is a [[Nazi|nazifag]].
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| | Various video annotation grouping pages created by Gavriel are listed below. |
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| ==How The [[Trolling]] Began==
| | Evolution of style |
| Kingscrusher opened up his jewcafe on chesscube, to earn more pennies so he can move out of his mothers [[basement]], which will never happen. He made some moderators, and one of them was Elvistheking(ETK), ETK was a huge ass kisser at first, but he was then banned from chesscube because of kingscrusher because he was jealous ETK was becoming more likeable than him(which isn't hard). ETK made friends along the way, kenvelo and haarpbeam(who turned out to be a backstabbing jew faggot ass kisser, but then everyone started hating him.), telos and erichansen(popular Canadian IM's who raped jewcrushers fat ass and made him cry to his mommy). Now kingscrusher is trolled widely by most people on chesscube, except his little wall of ass kissers who enjoy his [[shitty]] chess videos of him playing weak players. If I wanted to watch a good player play good chess with [[good]] quality of videos, I would watch chessnetwork.
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| ==Chess career highlight==
| | http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/evolutionofstyle.asp |
| [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|December 1997]]: Beat first International Master - IM Danny Kopec (USA) in December [[UK|London]] Internationals. The following is the game score:
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| [[Tl;dr|1. d4 Nf6 2. Nf3 g6 3. Bg5 Bg7 4. Nbd2 d5 5. e3 Nbd7 6. Bd3 b6 7. O-O Bb7 8. c4 O-O 9. cxd5 Nxd5 10. e4 N5f6 11. Qe2 h6 12. Bf4 c5 {(Draw offer)} 13. d5 Nh5 14. Be3 Qc7 15. g3 Ndf6 16. Nh4 Bc8 17. f4 Bh3 18. Ng2 Rad8 19. Bc4 Kh8 20. a4 Rg8 21. Rae1 Bg4 22. Qf2 Bh3 23. Be2 Ng4 24. Bxg4 Bxg4 25. Nc4 Bh3 26. Qf3 Bc8 27. g4 Nf6 28. Ne5 Rgf8 29. Nh4 Kg8 30. h3 Bb7 31. Nhxg6 fxg6 32. Nxg6 Rf7 33. Ne5 Rff8 34. Ng6 Rf7 35. f5 Nxd5 36. exd5 Bxd5 37. Qf4 e5 38. Qg3 Bc4 39. Rf3 e4 40. Rf4 Bf6 41. Qf2 Bd3 42. h4 Bg5 43. hxg5 hxg5 44. f6 gxf4 45. Bxf4 Qd7
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| 46. Qh4 Qd4+ 47. Be3 Qxf6 48. Ne7+ Qxe7 49. Bg5 Qe5 50. Bxd8 Qd4+ 0-1]]
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| November 2011: His other career highlight was [[Fapping|talking]] to a girl [[Virgin|for the first time]]. Tryfon asked her on a date [[Lulz|on Chesscube.com]], and upon being ridiculed he [[Attention_whore|started to cry on Youtube]] and posted several videos of him attempting to be [[an_hero|an hero]]. Sadly, he failed at that as well and removed the videos the day after.
| | http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/kotovcandidatemoves.asp |
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| == Ways of Winning ==
| | Learn from Kasparov |
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| Kingscrusher plays on [[Fail|Chesscube]]. His gaymes are usually won on time in a lost position ([[Truth|because he sucks cock at chess]]) or by running chess engines like Rybka 4 and Houdini to suggest best moves when he is too [[stupid|tired]] to think for himself.
| | http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/kasparovvideos.asp |
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| == Jewtube Channel ==
| | Learn from Fischer |
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| Kingscrusher is on the [[Computer|computer]] 18 hours a day. 3 are of him arguing on chesscube, 3 are him uploading videos on youtube (and recently justin.tv/kingscrusher), and 12 are of him playing on the ICC doing recordings. Let's say his average game on the ICC was 7 minutes.(he plays 5 minute chess.) He plays about 8.5 games an hour. 8.5 x 12 is 102. He uploads about 0-5 blitz videos per day. This means he chooses his best games in which he won(or 1 if he loses if he's desperate and needs the 0.005 dollars he makes per video to save up for his [[Gay|gay]] porn collection.) He barely posts any of his losses. He has lots of games to pick at to make the unfortunate, clueless viewers think he is the best chess player on Youtube. [[Truth|Kingscrusher is a fail at chess and should resort to checkers.]]
| | http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/fischervideos.asp |
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| == Reddit Drama ==
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| {{quote|Hi there I feel I should let you know that I will post maybe once a week now at maximum if that. I feel quite [[Butthurt|offended]] by some of the [[Trolls|posters]] in the recent thread. [[Troll|Chungle]] who appeared interested in discussing a topic I raised first started on how I [[LOLWUT|make a living from Chess videos]], and then proceeded to attack me on the basis of spamming the chess subreddit. I have really enjoyed the chess subreddit, and I wanted to let you know why from now on I will try and post far less frequently than I have been. Sorry I haven't got such a thick skin, to handle some of the [[Trolls|people]] that seem to be self-appointed moderators, and who seem to support personal attacks. Best wishes K|The mod message that got Kingscrusher banned due to excessive [[USI]].}}
| | http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/pawnstructurevideos.asp |
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| {{quote|Flagrant Ad-hominum attack - this sort of post in my view has no place anywhere in reddit.com.|Kingscrusher, being butthurt about his reddick ban.}}
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| [[Last_Thursday|Last thursday]] Kingscrusher got banned from reddit due to excessively [[Spam|spamming]] his lame youtube vids. The act of banning him generated lots of lulz and butthurt among his retarded fanboys all over chesscube, chesspo.st and all other gay sites that he frequents. As if anybody gave a shit about his opinion, kingscrusher made a sock puppet account and came back to submit a butthurt form after having cried about it on the [[Cocks|shoulders]] of [[Retarded|understanding]] fans. Note the misspelling of the latin "ad hominem" in an attempt to look semi-literate: [http://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/swujn/can_chess_videos_be_better_than_chess_books_for/c4igsah]<br>
| | http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/livecommentarygamevideos.asp |
| More drama here: [http://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/swujn/can_chess_videos_be_better_than_chess_books_for/]
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| == [[Jews_Did_WTC|9/11]] Attacks Views ==
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| [[Terrorist|Kingscrusher]] has widely supported the 9/11 attacks(or 11/9 in his fucked up country). He has stated in his [[Facebook|facebook]] "So today is September 11th, my [[British|favourite]] day of the year. RIP people on the planes who intended to crash into the evil towers of America. You have weakened them. Thank you." The post was [[DELETE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|deleted]] soon after he realized it was wrong and that he was a fat terrorist [[Pakistan|paki]].
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| ==How to troll him==
| | http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/puzzlevideos.asp |
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| 1. Link him to this page<br>
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| 2. Tell him that he will [[Nevar|nevar]] be as good as Kasparov and remind him that his ELO rating is obviously exaggerated by the online chess sites that he frequents.<br>
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| 2. Tell him that he is too fat to ever win a serious competition, even if it's a chess event.<br>
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| 3. [[Spam|Spam]] this page on his [[Jewtube|youtube]] videos (use spaces in the url to bypass filters), he seems to be extremely annoyed by it and will [[Banhammer|block]] you within a few minutes as he is [[Basement_dweller|online almost 24/7]].<br>
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| 4. Say people are still in the cafe because they want to be a moderator on chesscube.
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| ==[[Moar|Moar]] trolling==
| | http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/brilliancyvideos.asp |
| 1. Get to [http://www.chesscube.com/ http://www.chesscube.com] where he has his own public chat room (called KingsCrusher Cafe)<br>
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| 2. [[????|????]]<br>
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| 3. [[Profit!|Profit!]]
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| ==The 12/14 [[Lulz|incident]]==
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| Wednesday, dec. 14th 2011 at around 2 AM GMT an actual IM (International Master) with the help of /b/ won 7-0 at chess against Mamma Trish which caused shitstorm and riots in the chat room moderated by him (called KingsCrusher Cafe) after which they proceeded to troll him with the aforementioned techniques causing him to start weilding the [[Banhammer|banhammer]] which resulted in lots of [[Lulz|lulz]] and [[Butthurt|butthurt]]. <strike>See the picture to the right for the chat log (sorry for the poor paint skillz -- chesscube's gay system doesn't allow copypasta).</strike> Disregard that, here's a link to the chat log: [http://i.imgur.com/rstgc.jpg]
| | http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/instructivegamevideos.asp |
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| ==Animal Abuse==
| | Gavriel-"As well as watching my videos, you may also like to try correspondence style chess with a web interface. You can do so at www.chessworld.net. This has a "Videos" menu with the above links and more". |
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| Kingscrusher is well known for abusing animals sexually and torturing them. He generates fun from doing so and is a huge [[faggot]] beastality lover. He killed his [[cat]] named Scruffy, by smashing it's legs with a hammer while grinding pieces of his smashed glass [[dildo]] into it's vagina. The [[faggot]] then left it outside to rot and freeze to death. He did this because he couldn't pay the $30 shot to put the cat down or was too lazy to drop the thing off at an animal shelter.
| | Gavriel- "I also do a popular youtube channel at http://www.youtube.com/kingscrusher - where I am currently trying to do a regular series of instructive games. I sometimes post links to those video annotations on the relevant games here. Please use the "Subscribe" button on my channel to keep notified of new ones". |
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| ==Kingscrusher on Britain's got talent== | | ===Chess Career Highlights=== |
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| <center><big>'''Tryfon Gavriel a.k.a Mamma Trish performs'''</big></center><br>
| | Gavriel- "I'm not named Kingscrusher for nothing. I learned chess at the age of 5 and have been addicted ever since. It was through watching my father playing against my brother that I picked up the game. My other hobbies watching the latest films, Computing, going out, seeing friends, watching TV" |
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| ==Gallery==
| | Gavriel- "Apparently Lenox Lewis lives near me, and he has an interest in chess as well as being a great boxer. |
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| | Gavriel-"The answer to life, the universe and everything was forty-two according the the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. But maybe for chess players it should be 64". |
| Image:Kingscrusher_before.jpg|See the resemblance? Me neither.
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| Image:Kingscrusher_after.jpg|That's [[Moar|more]] like it.
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| Image:Kingscrusher.jpg|Mamma Trish is teh hawt
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| Image:Kcsfluffy.jpg|Kingscrusher's cat named Fluffy
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| Image:Flush.png|Look alikes
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| Image:Trollingkc.jpg|Trolling kings crAsher (12/14 incident)
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| Image:Kcssister.jpg|Kingscrusher's sister - good luck finding the whole
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| ==External links==
| | Gavriel-"I learned chess at the age of 5 and have been addicted every since!. It was through watching my father playing against my brother that I picked up the game. |
| | When i was nearly 18, I managed to win the UK LLoyds bank Under 18 championship! In later years I attained a FIDE rating through the Lloyds bank Masters tournaments and through other tournaments such as Surrey and all play alls organised through Adam Raoof. Currently FIDE rated 2177. My BCF grading has been fluctuating over the years and is currently about 185 BCF, and I am play for Board 1 for both Barnet chess club and Muswell Hill chess club. My full chess cv can be found here:- |
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| * [http://www.gtryfon.demon.co.uk/bcc/Author_information/chesscv.htm Kingscrusher's website / chess focused CV]
| | http://www.gtryfon.demon.co.uk/bcc/Author_information/chesscv.htm |
| * [http://www.youtube.com/user/kingscrusher/ Kingscrusher's Jewtube Channel]
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| * [http://www.twitch.tv/kingscrusher/ More drama on Justin.tv!]
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| * [http://kingscrusher.blogspot.com/ Kingscrusher's blog]
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| * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Kingscrusher His wiki homepage, extra bonus points if you vandalize it]
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| * [http://twitter.com/kingscrusher Kingscrusher on Twitter]
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| | "My life advice is: have fun and enjoy life to the maximum! - I hope that chessworld.net helps in this goal! :-))))"- Gavriel |
Kingscrusher (talk) 18:56, 25 November 2011 (UTC)
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Tryfon Gavriel, Also known as Kingscrusher.
Tryfon Gavriel is a British chess-player, His titles include FIDE Candidate Master (CM)& British Regional Master.University- Gavriel studied computing in business and obtained a 2:1 honours degree.
Tryfon Gavriel's Youtube channel has had over 8 million views and he is widely considered the best online chess commentator. Gavriel's knowledge and passion for the game of chess has helped educate and inspire chess players from all over the world.
Articles
Gavriel has written numerous chess articles for Barnet chess club online including middlegame papers on tactics and positional play.Gavriel has defeated International masters in Over-the-board chess.Gavriel has defeated numerous GMs and IMs in online blitz chess.
Gavriel OTB games as a playlist:
[PlayList 1]
[PlayList 2]
Gavriel is a titled British "Regional Master" - qualifying by being over ECF 180 at "A" class grade for two consecutive years. Gavriel has a FIDE rating currently around 2150. Gavriel played in the main British Chess Championship twice, scoring 4.5 and 5 respectively out 11. Gavriel achieved FIDE "Candidate Master" (CM), after being 2200 on published lists between 1992 and 1995.
Chess Videos
Various video annotation grouping pages created by Gavriel are listed below.
Evolution of style
http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/evolutionofstyle.asp
Candidate move system
http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/kotovcandidatemoves.asp
Learn from Kasparov
http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/kasparovvideos.asp
Learn from Fischer
http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/fischervideos.asp
Pawn structures
http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/pawnstructurevideos.asp
Live commentaries
http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/livecommentarygamevideos.asp
Opening Traps
http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/openingtrapvideos.asp
Puzzles
http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/puzzlevideos.asp
Brilliances
http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/brilliancyvideos.asp
Instructive Games
http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/instructivegamevideos.asp
Gavriel-"As well as watching my videos, you may also like to try correspondence style chess with a web interface. You can do so at www.chessworld.net. This has a "Videos" menu with the above links and more".
Gavriel- "I also do a popular youtube channel at http://www.youtube.com/kingscrusher - where I am currently trying to do a regular series of instructive games. I sometimes post links to those video annotations on the relevant games here. Please use the "Subscribe" button on my channel to keep notified of new ones".
Chess Career Highlights
Gavriel- "I'm not named Kingscrusher for nothing. I learned chess at the age of 5 and have been addicted ever since. It was through watching my father playing against my brother that I picked up the game. My other hobbies watching the latest films, Computing, going out, seeing friends, watching TV"
Gavriel- "Apparently Lenox Lewis lives near me, and he has an interest in chess as well as being a great boxer.
Gavriel-"The answer to life, the universe and everything was forty-two according the the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. But maybe for chess players it should be 64".
Gavriel-"I learned chess at the age of 5 and have been addicted every since!. It was through watching my father playing against my brother that I picked up the game.
When i was nearly 18, I managed to win the UK LLoyds bank Under 18 championship! In later years I attained a FIDE rating through the Lloyds bank Masters tournaments and through other tournaments such as Surrey and all play alls organised through Adam Raoof. Currently FIDE rated 2177. My BCF grading has been fluctuating over the years and is currently about 185 BCF, and I am play for Board 1 for both Barnet chess club and Muswell Hill chess club. My full chess cv can be found here:-
http://www.gtryfon.demon.co.uk/bcc/Author_information/chesscv.htm
In 2008, I finally qualified for the British Chess Championship by coming 2nd= at the Southend Open tournament with an ECF 206 performance.
"My life advice is: have fun and enjoy life to the maximum! - I hope that chessworld.net helps in this goal! :-))))"- Gavriel
