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'''Epic ween''' is an overwhelmingly negative term used mainly in [[trolling]] circles to deride the efforts of [[newfag]] failtrolls. It is most often used nowadays in conjuction with the trolling of [[Chris-chan]] and similar [[lolcows]], but not always.
 
Not to be confused with [[epic win]] (which it is most definitely not), epic ween is best described thusly:
 
Imagine, if you will a [[13 year old boy|14-year-old]] with [[Asperger's syndrome]] who has just discovered 4chan's /[[b]]/ [[last Thursday|last week]] and now, hiding his [[acne]]-riddled face behind his [[Guy Fawkes]] mask [[memefag|spewing memes at all in earshot like projectile vomit]], is laboring under the [[delusion]] that he's part of some super seekrit [[Fight Club]]-esque underground [[trolling]] movement that does bad things and is [[hardcore]] (in short, what the entirety of [[newfags|modern day /b/]] apparently thinks).
 
Now imagine the sort of [[fail|trolling]] that chortling, shithead kid would do, both [[OTI|on the Internet]] and [[IRL]]. ''That'' is epic ween.
 
The antics of epic weeners are generally looked upon with scorn by real trolls for being unfunny, tryhard and [[retarded]]. More often than not, epic weeners will attempt to create intricately crafted '[[trollsona|trollsonas]]', aliases that they will go under while their trolling is ongoing. All this serves to do, however, is highlight their [[faggotry]] even more as these trollsonas will inevitably have some kind of tryhard [[gay|hardcore]] sounding name or be based on a character from some lame film, television show or video game that the epic weener thinks is cool.
 
==Infamous Epic Weeners==
*[[Sagechu]]
*[[Darksidered992]] - who originally coined the term 'epic ween'.
*[[Ickeriss69|Ickeriss]]
*[[Brittany Holechko]]
*[[Inuboy1000]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ma-yPNA588 The PC Assassins] - moar leik [[CP]] [[Gay|Ass]] [[80 year old Chinese man in panties|Asians]] amirite?
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZyS7SDVyMQ These faggots]
*[[RJ Bandsma|Everyone involved in the attempted trolling of RJ Bandsma]]
*[[Robert Wayne Stiles]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/VesperTheSnake?feature=watch VesperTheSnake]
*[http://www.yelp.co.uk/biz/epic-wieners-saugatuck These guys]
*[[The Unknown Autobot#Illustrious Career As A Failtroll|The Unknown Autobot]]
*[[The Unknown Autobot#A Challenger Appears|TV's Brad Pitt]]
*[[You]]
 
==See Also==
*[[Epic win]] - What all epic weeners seek to achieve.
*[[Epic fail]] - What all epic weeners actually achieve.
*[[Epin]]
*[[Aspierations]]
*[[Cancer]]
*[[Faggotry]]
*[[Retarded]]
*[[Troll shielding]]
*[[Trolls trolling trolls]]
*[[Trying Too Hard]]
*[[Unfunny]]
 
 
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