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Angelique DeSatanos is an [[old]] [[cunt|lady]] who pretends to be young by playing on the [[internets]] all fucking day and being a total [[whore]] in her sad attempt to [[fuck you I'm a dragon|RP]]. She is also the mother of two [[children]], and treats them like stuffed animals. She was sent to jail in December for failing to notice that her children had decided to play in traffic, after they escaped from her filth covered apartment and toddled out over a six foot fence to the freeway.
Angelique DeSatanos is an [[old]] [[cunt|lady]] who pretends to be young by playing on the [[internets]] all fucking day and being a total [[whore]] in her sad attempt to [[fuck you I'm a dragon|RP]]. She is also the mother of two [[children]], and treats them like stuffed animals. She was sent to jail in December for failing to notice that her children had decided to play in traffic, after they escaped from her filth covered apartment and toddled out over a six foot fence to the freeway.
==ZOMG PREGNANT?!==
[[Gossip|Rumor]] states that Nancy/Angelique is pregnant with yet ANOTHER kid, therefore proving that falling asleep post cyber sex CAN get you [[pregnant]]. Further speculation as to whether she will give up parental rights to ''this'' little crotch dropping or whether it will be snatched away remains to be seen.

Revision as of 21:11, 10 May 2012

She's got that staaaaare, man

Angelique DeSatanos is an old lady who pretends to be young by playing on the internets all fucking day and being a total whore in her sad attempt to RP. She is also the mother of two children, and treats them like stuffed animals. She was sent to jail in December for failing to notice that her children had decided to play in traffic, after they escaped from her filth covered apartment and toddled out over a six foot fence to the freeway.