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Montagraph is the second most mental [[insane]] [[NWO|conspiracy theorists]] online, second of course to [[VonHelton]]. He spends most of his time on [[BlogTV]], doing a show which is theoretically about conspiracy theories or politics or some [[shit]] like that. Really, it's just a platform for he and the idiots who "troll" him to play incompetent [[Detective|internet detectives]]. One side will trot out a set of (incorrect) dox for someone on the other side. The target of the botched dox dropping will then alert his nemesis to the fact that he has "[[retard|phaled]]" and reveal that they wanted the other side to drop these fake dox all along, and that this has somehow revealed vital information about the person they so manipulated. They will then release a set of equally false dox for someone on the other side. Thus the cycle of [[faggotry]] continues. | |||
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{{quote|I AM NOT DALE, I'M STEVE.|Montagraph, finally snapping after years of people being too stupid to find his real name}} | |||
A classic [[attention whore]] to the bone, Monty loves this retarded [[circle jerk]], calling himself [[masturbation|king]] of his channel to drown out the voice in his head that points out how he has amounted to anything in life. He only occasionally breaks it up to do [[unfunny]] "comedy" bits, which usually amount to him putting on a wig and talking in falsetto. | |||
{{center|An example of Monty's "humor." Ride that bandwagon, Monty!<br><youtube>Q2oU7bV1Cq8</youtube>}} | |||
Sometimes he'll even talk about how the [[Jews|Jew]] bankers faked the moon landing with the illegal taxes on our worthless fiat dollars or whatever kind of stupid [[bullshit]] his channel is allegedly about. This minor e-fame constitutes the entire life of a sad, sad little man. | |||
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== MelonGate == | |||
He was happily married until he was caught video taping himself [[Masturbation|sexually assaulting a poor defenseless melon]], so his [[imaginary|wife]] packed her bags and [[GTFO|got the fuck out of there]]. | |||
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[[ | Here, Montagraph discusses putting the video up on a website and charging people to watch. This is "credit card fraud" because Monty's internet enemies are all [[retard|about as bright as he is]]. | ||
and | [[Image:Cancerman.jpg|thumb|left|Hurry up and apply, and you too may be able to have this fine gentleman's [[penis]] in your mouth and/or anal cavity!]] | ||
==Looking for Special Effect Gay Porn Models== | |||
Like a true [[Creepy|patriot]], from 2002 to 2005 Monty was advertising for [[gay]] actors on the web for a "special effects" porno. | |||
== | ==YouTube Drama== | ||
Sometime in 2011 Monty decided to make up an account called ImYourGhost, with a [[pathetic|SUPER INTIMIDATING]] ghost in the machine gimmick. He then ineffectually [[troll|trolled]] people on YouTube for his buddy [[VonHelton|VonHelton]]. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Internet tough guy]] | *[[Internet tough guy]] | ||
*[[Unwarranted self-importance]] | *[[Unwarranted self-importance]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*http://www.flickr.com/photos/43075410@N00/ | |||
*http://www.care2.com/c2c/people/profile.html?pid=831453593 | |||
*http://skinzodesigns.multiply.com/video/item/30/Im_Your_Ghost_-_Montagraphy | |||
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[[Category: People]][[Category: YouTube]] | |||
Revision as of 04:00, 16 May 2012
Montagraph is the second most mental insane conspiracy theorists online, second of course to VonHelton. He spends most of his time on BlogTV, doing a show which is theoretically about conspiracy theories or politics or some shit like that. Really, it's just a platform for he and the idiots who "troll" him to play incompetent internet detectives. One side will trot out a set of (incorrect) dox for someone on the other side. The target of the botched dox dropping will then alert his nemesis to the fact that he has "phaled" and reveal that they wanted the other side to drop these fake dox all along, and that this has somehow revealed vital information about the person they so manipulated. They will then release a set of equally false dox for someone on the other side. Thus the cycle of faggotry continues.
—Montagraph, finally snapping after years of people being too stupid to find his real name | ||
A classic attention whore to the bone, Monty loves this retarded circle jerk, calling himself king of his channel to drown out the voice in his head that points out how he has amounted to anything in life. He only occasionally breaks it up to do unfunny "comedy" bits, which usually amount to him putting on a wig and talking in falsetto.
Sometimes he'll even talk about how the Jew bankers faked the moon landing with the illegal taxes on our worthless fiat dollars or whatever kind of stupid bullshit his channel is allegedly about. This minor e-fame constitutes the entire life of a sad, sad little man.
Previous Video | Next Video
MelonGate
He was happily married until he was caught video taping himself sexually assaulting a poor defenseless melon, so his wife packed her bags and got the fuck out of there.
Here, Montagraph discusses putting the video up on a website and charging people to watch. This is "credit card fraud" because Monty's internet enemies are all about as bright as he is.
Looking for Special Effect Gay Porn Models
Like a true patriot, from 2002 to 2005 Monty was advertising for gay actors on the web for a "special effects" porno.
YouTube Drama
Sometime in 2011 Monty decided to make up an account called ImYourGhost, with a SUPER INTIMIDATING ghost in the machine gimmick. He then ineffectually trolled people on YouTube for his buddy VonHelton.
See Also
External Links
- http://www.flickr.com/photos/43075410@N00/
- http://www.care2.com/c2c/people/profile.html?pid=831453593
- http://skinzodesigns.multiply.com/video/item/30/Im_Your_Ghost_-_Montagraphy
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