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[[Image:Picasso_copy.jpg|thumb|right|Picasso is a fine example of an [[wtf|impressionist artist]].]] | [[Image:Picasso_copy.jpg|thumb|right|Picasso is a fine example of an [[wtf|impressionist artist]].]] | ||
''Not to be confused with [[deviantART]].'' | |||
'''Art''' is something that was invented [[at least 100]] years ago by Michelangelo, Leonardo De Caprio, and two other mutant [[ninja]] turtles. They developed the [[art]] to celebrate their obsession with the [[naked]] male form, or in other terms to cover up their immense gayness. Since its inception, art has diversified, and there are a wide range of [[art]] movements representing various subcultures (e.g. [[furry]] art). | '''Art''' is something that was invented [[at least 100]] years ago by Michelangelo, Leonardo De Caprio, and two other mutant [[ninja]] turtles. They developed the [[art]] to celebrate their obsession with the [[naked]] male form, or in other terms to cover up their immense gayness. Since its inception, art has diversified, and there are a wide range of [[art]] movements representing various subcultures (e.g. [[furry]] art). | ||
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[[You]] can spot an art fag off the street if he has any of the following qualities: | [[You]] can spot an art fag off the street if he has any of the following qualities: | ||
* Listens to The Smiths | * Listens to The Smiths | ||
* Has a [[Hitler|mustache]] | * Has a [[Hitler|mustache]] | ||
* Wears a [[Matrix|trenchcoat]] | * Wears a [[Matrix|trenchcoat]] | ||
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(A lot of [[Anal Cunt]] fans wish they were Seth Putnam, and [[fap]] about [[Fellatio|sucking his]] small, [[virgin]] cock) | (A lot of [[Anal Cunt]] fans wish they were Seth Putnam, and [[fap]] about [[Fellatio|sucking his]] small, [[virgin]] cock) | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:Hiropon.jpg| Created by Takashi Murakami,Hiropon costs $427,500. AAART!!!! | File:Hiropon.jpg| Created by Takashi Murakami,Hiropon costs $427,500. AAART!!!! | ||
File:Mens_tiegs.jpg|Got [[Menstrual_painting|menstrual blood]]? Make some '''ART'''! | File:Mens_tiegs.jpg|Got [[Menstrual_painting|menstrual blood]]? Make some '''ART'''! | ||
File: | File:Porn Art.jpg|[[Porn|Art the entire family can enjoy]] | ||
File:Saturn Devouring His Son.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:Selfart.jpg|This is a head is made of frozen blood. No, seriously. | |||
File:Lolwut.gif|DaVinci maed [[cum|art]] all over your face!! | File:Lolwut.gif|DaVinci maed [[cum|art]] all over your face!! | ||
File:duchamp_shovel.jpg|Art? Or shovel? If you have to ask, you're a [[mundane]]. | File:duchamp_shovel.jpg|Art? Or shovel? If you have to ask, you're a [[mundane]]. | ||
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File:Artdecline.png|"Improvement" means "decline" | File:Artdecline.png|"Improvement" means "decline" | ||
File:Imanartschoolgrad.jpg|Black and white ≠ Art | File:Imanartschoolgrad.jpg|Black and white ≠ Art | ||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
==See Also | ==See Also== | ||
[[Image:Ayane_Huge.jpg|thumb|This is not art, commonly known as shitty art.]] | |||
*[[Etsy]] | *[[Etsy]] | ||
*[[ic/|/ic/]] | *[[ic/|/ic/]] | ||
*[[The Shower Project]] | |||
*Types of art | |||
**[[Tracing|Drawing]] | |||
**[[MS Paint|Painting]] | |||
**[[Face-painter|Face-painting]] | |||
**[[Music]] | |||
**[[Internet Art]] | |||
**[[:Image:Arty catact.jpg|Shock art]] | |||
**[[Kittens|Children's art]] | |||
**[[Porn|Performance Art]] | |||
**[[Shitty Art]] | |||
**[[Inflation art|Inflation Art]] | |||
**[[Furry Art]] | |||
**[[Fan Art]] | |||
**[[Hate Art]] | |||
**[[Menstrual painting]] | |||
**[[Aliza Shvarts|Fetus Art]] | |||
**[[Muhammad cartoons|Religious Art]] | |||
{{culture}} | {{culture}} | ||
[[Category:Faggotry]] | [[Category:Faggotry]] | ||
[[Category:Cliques]] | [[Category:Cliques]] | ||
Revision as of 05:18, 7 June 2012
Not to be confused with deviantART.
Art is something that was invented at least 100 years ago by Michelangelo, Leonardo De Caprio, and two other mutant ninja turtles. They developed the art to celebrate their obsession with the naked male form, or in other terms to cover up their immense gayness. Since its inception, art has diversified, and there are a wide range of art movements representing various subcultures (e.g. furry art).
Lots of people claim they don't know much about art but they know what they like. What they like is often not actually art, it's retart.
People also like to think they are being mildly intellectual by asking the agonizingly stale question (generally in response to pieces from the lazily named eras of postmodernism and antimodernism), "is it art?" A few possible answers to this:
- If you must ask, it probably isn't.
- Of course.
Artists
A person who participates and engages in art as a profession, often attending Art school, is an artist (often known more commonly by other terms such as art fag, poor, and unemployed). Artists are also often hipsters, goths, emos, and indiefucks, which no doubt adds even further incentive for giving them a swift kick in the crotch if ever encountering them IRL.
The less talented the artist, the more protective of the art he/she/it is. Most artists have huge egos and actually think their art will gain them notoriety for 'asking the really important questions'. The reality is that for most artists the 'really important question' is "Do you want fries with that?", which they can expect to ask for a great many years while waiting for their 'big break'.
You can spot an art fag off the street if he has any of the following qualities:
- Listens to The Smiths
- Has a mustache
- Wears a trenchcoat
- Has a mustache
- Wears black tights
- Has a bucket
- Writes poetry
- Wears black lipstick (under his mustache)
- Has a roller coaster haircut dyed black
- Real hair color is actually brown (just like his mustache)
- Wants to be Robert Smith (but with a mustache)
- Has a mustache
(A lot of Anal Cunt fans wish they were Seth Putnam, and fap about sucking his small, virgin cock)
Gallery
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ART!!!! -
Created by Takashi Murakami,Hiropon costs $427,500. AAART!!!! -
Got menstrual blood? Make some ART! -
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This is a head is made of frozen blood. No, seriously. -
DaVinci maed art all over your face!! -
Art? Or shovel? If you have to ask, you're a mundane. -
Shit in a can? ART. (Note: it's a numbered edition. Collectible!) -
Jews did art! -
Got a dead cow and a few friends? Make some ART! -
Average art school graduate's thesis. -
Cut out pictures from magazines, glue them together, profit. -
Piss on Christ, profit. -
Spill paint on a canvas, REALLY PROFIT!!! -
Draw Muhammad, PROPHET! -
Facebook looks for artistz. Does you haz the skillz? -
Other artists hide social commentary in their art, and try to make the world a better place. -
Tracing in art can get you famous! -
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Art? Or a urinal? Answer: art because he signed it. -
Art can be something messy with a red dot. PROTIP: Remember your signature. -
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Why! Why cant you just draw people! -
"Improvement" means "decline" -
Black and white ≠ Art
See Also
- Etsy
- /ic/
- The Shower Project
- Types of art
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