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| '''Pedophilia''' (or '''p [[ae]] dophilia''') is a word which [[Americunts|Americans]] can't say right. It is also a brain problem where the subject is sexually turned on by the [[jailbait|damn fucking young]] (3 to 13 years old), but most of the people busted for kiddyfiddling are busted as a first offense for going after 13-17, whereas the ones going after under 13 usually get away with it for a long time until they start to obsess over the infamous [[baby fuck]].
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| All pedophiles are universally hated because they are all fucking immature [[asshole]]s.
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| [[Image:Baby_pedophile.gif|right|thumb|Given that its very difficult to prosecute when two minors have sex, some resourceful pedophiles think they may have found a loophole.]]
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| [[Image:Imagefapdog.jpg|left|thumb|[http://www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]]]
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| Pedophiles work within a similar system George Lucas copied for the Jedi idea in Star Wars. There is an Master "a.k.a. deaddrop" (see [[nexopia]]) and a Padawan, "a.k.a. republican". Famous pedos include, [[Jack McClellan]], [[Michael Jackson]], [[Jerry Sandusky]], [[Alcon#Freesaiyan|Michael Towers]] and any leading member of [[Christianity|the Roman Catholic Church]]. A first time offender going after a 17 year old and then caught by [[Chris Hansen]] might look normal. But a long-term pedophile is {{ytuser|GNRandSTP911|typically an ungainly and unattractive male person possessing a bad shave, a look of southern inbreeding, and will play at home with children's toys}}. He may have had a light colored van with highly tinted windows, which he uses to kidnap and fuck the shit out of your children. If no van, then the long term pedophile is skilled at child grooming and will form a long-term attachment before molesting the child. But remember, Chris Hansen is always watching.
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| [[Image:Hey Kids, Narnia Is This Way.jpg|right|thumb|If your pedophile alarm doesn't ring, I don't know what will.]]
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| [[Image:One_thing_tom_knew.png|left|thumb|Single pic explanation of Pedophilia.]]
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| [[Image:Pedodyke.jpg|left|thumb|Pedophiles molest children in Satanic rituals to harness their energy.]]
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| It should also be noted that there are no female pedophiles. Actually, there are but they do not do such things online but instead with their 16 yr old jock students who, to them, are just plain lucky, but this does not mean it will happen to you, in fact, it will not. Wrong, women are incapable of pedophilia because women are 1, not attracted to men, and 2, do not want sex. Thusforth pedophilia from females is impossible - if you have seen one, they are either a [[trap]] or mere henchmen. Pedophilia in men starts at the age of 13 where they start to find their 13 female classmates attractive. This however remains in males even through their upper [[Teenager|teen years]], they are still attracted to the same 13 year old girls instead of girls their own age. Males even at the age of 20 are still attracted to 13 year olds, they instead settle for a fat 15 year old (if they are not in college) or a decent 20 year old (if they are in college). When a male turns 30, he goes through a stage of "commitment" in which he finds a decent lady (usually around the age of 25, just when they are dropping out of college) to get married to and live with. Even through their 30s, men are still attracted to the exact same 13 year old girls. As a man reaches 40, he is not longer attracted to his wife and begins using the internet to talk to younger girls on [[Facebook]] or [[Yahoo|Yahoo chatrooms]]. At the age of 40 is when men start hitting on the babysitter, niece, or generally whoever reminds them of 13 year old girls, which usually results in marital problems, job problems, and related issues. When a man turns 50, his wife is completely done with sex and therefore the man must resort to actually pursuing his dreams of pedophilia. What now goes through his head is "if I'm gonna cheat on my wife, it might as well be with those 13 year old girls I've been putting off for so long". A lot of men are just [[Mental illness|fucked up]]. This is when they begin their plan to finally realize their hidden fantasy. Between then and the time they actually go out and do it can take anywhere from 3 days to 30 years, then as they finally meet the young girl they hope to get freaky deaky with, Gary Oak comes out of their bedroom zipping up his pants, followed by Chris Hansen who owns you before the police put the permanent banhammer on your ass. Your life is over, good job.
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| ==Child Molester Rap==
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| [[Image:Indifference.jpg|right|thumb|Meh.]]
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| [[Image:StevePedo.jpg|right|thumb|A famous pedophile.]]
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| [[Image:Chances.jpg|right|thumb| Don't be a pussy]]
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| :'''Based on the song "Ha" by Juvenile'''
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| That's you with that bad ass candy van ha<br/>
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| That's you that can't keep yo' women ha<br/>
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| cause you keep fuckin their children ha<br/>
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| You gotta go to court ha<br/>
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| You got served a subpoena for child abuse ha<br/>
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| That was that nerve ha<br/>
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| You ain't even much get a chance to say a word ha<br/>
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| I know you a child rapist but your rich parents got ya out with money ha<br/>
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| You ready to fuck one of them children ass ha<br/>
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| You ain't scared ha<br/>
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| You know how to play wiv 'em ha<br/>
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| I know you ain't just gonna let a moralist come and punk you ha<br/>
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| You know who got the youngest kids in da hood ha<br/>
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| You know how to groom them in triplets ha<br/>
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| Shit ain't hard as it seems ha<br/>
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| You keep your body clean ha<br/>
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| You got a lot of candy ha<br/>
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| Some of your friends sell dope ha<br/>
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| You really want to fuck them children ha<br/>
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| You show up with them children ha<br/>
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| You stuck it in them children ha<br/><br/>
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| :''(Chorus 2X)''<br/><br/>
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| You a child molester, you got them in the crosshair<br/>
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| Remaining a pedo until the moment you expire<br/>
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| You know what it is to make a sex slave out of a child<br/>
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| You rape those children and they be cryin and suffering<br/>
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| You can't do nothing but love little girls ha<br/>
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| She wants to know what you gonna do next ha<br/>
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| You brought duct tape with glue ha<br/>
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| You not even wearing a condom ha<br/>
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| You tryin to protect your chest ha<br/>
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| You spent 70 on candy ha<br/>
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| That ain't yours, girl, that's for your friends ha<br/>
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| You wanna let these girls play with your rod ha<br/>
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| You wanna run the child market ha<br/>
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| You wanna be the only pedo which sells children ha<br/>
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| You keep your cock hard ha<br/>
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| You count the money at the end of the night ha<br/>
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| You on a three day flight to the Caribbean ha<br/>
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| Your basement full of children there ha<br/>
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| [[Image:Jimmy-saville.jpg|right|thumb|[[Jimmy Savile|He'll fix it for you...]]]]
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| [[Image:Fellatio Lesson Priests.gif|right|thumb|Catholic priests in training.]]
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| You fuckin them children ha<br/>
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| Your face was on the news last night ha<br/>
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| You the one that robbed them little creatures of their innocence last night ha<br/>
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| You meet them in their houses when it's dark ha<br/>
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| They claim you a thug and you ain't got no heart ha<br/>
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| You came in her ass on new years eve ha<br/>
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| You got stuck in that little bitch and couldn't leave ha<br/>
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| It was hard for her to breathe ha<br/><br/>
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| :''(Chorus 2X)''<br/><br/>
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| You a child molester, you got them in the crosshair<br/>
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| Remaining a pedo until the moment you expire<br/>
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| You know what it is to make a sex slave out of a child<br/>
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| You rape those children and they be cryin and suffering<br/>
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| [[Image:Diagram_b.jpg|right|thumb|Pedophiles' Guide to Little Girls]]
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| [[Image:Young daughter chart.jpg|right|thumb|Another Handy Pedo reference chart]]
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| You got a trespassing charge ha<br/>
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| That dick got hard ha<br/>
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| When you were looking at them little girls ha<br/>
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| You don't know when to quit ha<br/>
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| That's you with that girl shouting shit ha<br/>
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| That's you with that candy shit ha<br/>
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| That's you that's taking them innocence ha<br/>
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| That little hoe don't know when to shut up her mouth ha<br/>
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| You gonna knock that little hoe teeth out ha<br/>
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| You done switched from ass to mouth ha<br/>
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| You search for children everytime you leave your house ha<br/>
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| Them welfare checks arrived ha<br/>
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| You bout to fuck that girl ha<br/>
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| You bout to steal another virginity ha<br/>
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| You gonna treat your children well ha<br/>
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| You bout to go put the dick in one of these hoes' cunt ha<br/>
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| When you broke her you drove her crazy ha<br/>
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| When you paid her in candy you got other kids to fuck ha<br/>
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| You always on top ha<br/>
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| You rob some child's innocence ha<br/>
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| You don't think you can be stopped ha<br/>
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| You ridin in the candy van with little girls in it ha<br/><br/>
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| :''(Chorus 2X)''<br/><br/>
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| You a child molester, you got them in the crosshair<br/>
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| Remaining a pedo until the moment you expire<br/>
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| You know what it is to make a sex slave out of a child<br/>
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| You rape those children and they be cryin and suffering<br/>
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| ==Pro activism==
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| [[File:Kijiji.jpg|thumb|right|internet pedo hunting ground...]]
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| [[File:Wetdream.jpg|thumb|right|Pedo dreams]]
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| {{Quote|[The] grotesque delusion that children are innocent white angels, is the cause of an awful lot of damage|Pro-pedophilia activist, Gunnar R. Tjomlid}}
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| Imitating the disinformation campaign of the [[furries]], organizations like [[NAMBLA]] and social movements like [[childlove]] exist to make [[POSC|kid-fucking]] (specifically [[POSC|boy-fucking]]) seem normal, and seek to make their vile practice totally legal (homosexuality was also regarded as evil and unnatural in the past, but faggots will ignore this fact). Organizations like [[Perverted-Justice]], meanwhile, pretend to exist to hunt pedophile morons (or just general perverted dumbasses) down like dogs, get them arrested, and then post their personal information online for everyone to mock and throw flaming bags of dogshit at. However, neither Perverted-Justice nor [[Chris Hansen]] has actually caught a pedophile, only [[sick fucks]] going after [[16 year old girls]] instead of pedophiles that literally say "if it's eight it's too late." A lot of these Perverted Justice types are passive-aggressive sociopath assholes who pop a [[boner|chubbies]] at the opportunity to ruin [[Mental illness|flawed people's]] lives on television.
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| In recent developments the [[Batshit_Insane|perfectly reasonable]] government of [[Greece]] decided to sell all the hotels, houses and mortgage the Parthenon in order to be able to spend the last pocket change they have on [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16486416 benefits for the welfare of pedophiles, pyromaniacs, compulsive gamblers, fetishists, exhibitionists and sado-masochists] and then be the first to [[Fail|quit]] the Monopoly game of the [[Europe|European Union.]]
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| The ones that are anti-pedo usually are just bigots that moved to pedophobia since homophobia is frowned upon in society.
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| Their "arguments" are usually like:
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| *"[[Logic#Hasty_Generalization|Pedos dont love children!!!1]]" --- (fail to realize that also many heterosexuals dont love women)
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| *"[[Logic#Hasty_Generalization|Pedos raep teh children!11]]" --- (fail to realize that also many heterosexuals rape women.)
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| *"[[Logic#Circular_Logic|attraction to children is a sickness because its not natural to be attracted to children!]]"
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| *"[[Logic#False_Dilemma|if you truly love teh children you cant be attracted to them!]]"
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| *"[[Logic#Thought-terminating_Clich.C3.A9|ALL the pedos raeps teh children thus is bad!!11"omg]]"
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| *"[[Your_argument_is_invalid|youre a pedoo your wr00ng"!!1]]"
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| [[Some argue|Organizations]] like Perverted Justice are composed entirely of illiterate faggots with no sex-lives on a hate trip, claiming that they come across as even more stupid than the pedophiles they are trying to hunt, though again they've never caught a single pedophile, only people after jailbait. By making pedophilia even more taboo, they proudly claim to have actually increased the amount of pedophiles in America by [[over 9,000]] since [[WTC|2001]]. However, the people who argue this are usually pedos themselves and like the owner of corrupted-justice.com, Scott Morrow (a [[Adult baby|diaper wearing faggot]]), they have little concept of the fact that pedophilia is already [[Doing It Wrong|taboo]]. '''You can't get much more taboo than fucking children.''' It is not known how you force a pedophile underground further, although it's probably something to do with the [[Suicide|self-pwnage]] of Perverted Justice "victims".
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| [[Disney]] has been known to endorse pedophilia, such as in the lesser-known [[furry]] movie ''The Rescuers'', and [[Rangerphiles]].
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| Mr. Mac teaches you how to get the [[handjob|job]] done:
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| <center><youtube>9qTIfc9YU8k</youtube></center>
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| *[http://www.mrmac.com/missionary/index.phtml Utah's version of Mr Mac]
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| ==On teh internets==
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| [[Image:Textbookpedo.jpg|Text-book pedo talk.|thumb|right]]
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| The REALLY stupid pedophiles are found in [[Internet]] [[chat rooms]], [[Not4chan]], [[Anontalk]], and [[IRC]] under names like "bunnyHoney22", "Markos", "velocity7", "Foehammer95", "burntheprettyones", "fungirlL00k1ingforguyz", or "iwanttorapeuanally". For the people who can actually use a computer, there are on-topic imageboards, hosting services and Gnutella, available on any darknet (including Freenet, [[Tor]] and I2P). In the words of Raptor Jesus: "Turn a stone and you shall...IS DAT SUM CP, [[FUKKEN SAVED]]." They also exist on [[LJ]], targeting [[12 year old girls]] and [[13 year old boys]]. Various [[Wikipedia|Pedophile Support Communities]] are found all over the [[internets]].
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| Extensive [[Science#Unnatural_science|scientific]] research has shown that, ''BTW'', {{wayback|http://www.petitsfilous.co.uk/html/play-marine.html|20070428111638|title=some}} kids are totally [[asking for it]]. However, [[Common sense|everybody knows]] that this is a load of [[shit]].
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| Below is an example of a cultural phenomenon which has emerged in the past two decades, that of the almost-[[JB]] acting like non-JB which is weird even though they're obviously only attractive to [[sick fuck|sick fucks]] and other 11 year olds, so, yeah, confusion probably. If they stripped off, they'd be [[CP]] and you'd get fucking [[V&]], sunshine. Contrary to popular belief, the behavior below is not why girls on YouTube are victims of [[surprise sex]] but rather a manifestation of a change in media demographics and a slackening of parental controls on increasingly difficult to censor communication mediums. This has been emergent since the 1980s and is now reaching crisis point.
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| Of course, they ''could'' just be totally [[asking for it]].
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| ==Foreigners==
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| <center>'''JewTube video showing a national treasure of Australia, [[Geoffrey Leonard]].'''</center>
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| {{quote|Alright, grub. KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH-KEH! Grub."|[[Geoffrey Leonard|Crazy Australian Pedophile]] 2:59}}
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| Australia's youngest pedophile, [[Morgan Bye]].
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| In [[England]] and its colonies, where the main language isn't Spanglish, pedophiles are known as "paedophiles" (pronounced ''"Pee - Doh - Files"''). "Paedophiles" successfully avoid capture, year after year, due to the difficulty of spelling this word correctly on legal paper work. Because it's so hard to spell, pediatricians in the UK are regularly mistaken as pedophiles and attacked by angry mobs; see [http://archive.fo/hFbq this story.]
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| [[image:The_REV.jpg|500px|frame|center|Archetypal English Sunday-School Teacher]]
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| The massive amount of taxpayer expense involved in these judiciary blunders is why the [[age of consent]] in those areas was lowered to 16. Pedobear suggests Iceland where the age of consent is 14. Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Faroe Islands are also recommended where the age of consent is 5.
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| England now has a site dedicated to naming and shaming pædophiles; or, as they are more commonly known, "nonces". (Brit slang circa 1970).
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| [http://www.redwatch.org.uk/noncewatch/ Noncewatch] '''(BALEETED)''' is an offshoot of the website [http://www.redwatch.co.uk/indexx.html Redwatch] '''(BALEETED)''', a "Hit List" database run by a conglomerate of mouthbreathing Aryan Nation fucktards that lists home addresses and other private information about the pinko commie scum of England (i.e., anyone who denies the supremacy of the white race, believes in evolution, or called them names in grammar school). Not surprisingly, the British establishment, seriously lacking in [[lulz]], have attempted time and again to get the site closed.
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| Despite the overwhelming evidence that the majority of pædophiles who target the same sex do not identify themselves as homosexual and have a history of exclusively heterosexual adult relationships, they often list run-of-the-mill [[faggots]] who have no connection with child pornography at all.
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| In the middle east, it is perfectly legal for older men to marry children as young as 10 years old.
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| {{quote|A girl aged 10 or 12 can be married. Those who think she's too young are wrong and they are being unfair to her."|[[Muslim|Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Sheikh ]], speaking from Osama Bin Laden's recent wedding.}}
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| ==Treatment==
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| Right wing duffucks the world around have staunchly resisted appeals to replace the [[death]] penalty with the more progressive [[rape]] penalty, denying prisoners invaluable medical treatment and [[fat]] patrons the opportunity to spend money and become [[YouTube]] sensations putting little bitch pedos in their proper place. Despite this ideological intolerance, American prisons have engaged in a successful strategy of decriminalization that virtually ensures that each and every pedo will receive the opportunity to be [[buttfuck]]ed on multiple occasions by fellow prisoners with adult physique. While the program hasn't been implemented widely enough to see a large-scale benefit, there is already a small but significant fraction of pedos who claim to have been cured by this technique, and there is every reason to hope that ultimately they can all be recruited to a more standard bottom role in normal society.
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| ==Pedo videos==
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| :''See also: [[PedoBear#A few of his favourite things...|a bear's collection of songs and videos]] which are relevant this this subject matter''
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| <center>{{frame|{{fv|Pedovids|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<center>'''How pedophiles use online games to molest children''' </center><br/><youtube>kx4ixXQFUQY</youtube>
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| |<center>'''Do the ''Sex Offender Shuffle''!''' </center><br/><youtube>VfCYZ3pks48</youtube>
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| |<center>'''What little boy lovers dream about'''</center><br/><youtube>1krP1WWsTqY</youtube>
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| |<center>'''Oooh-yeah! Lolis!'''</center><br/><youtube>8Q7FFjUpVLg</youtube>
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| |<center>'''The Notorious Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'''</center><br/><youtube>zUnhfvGdmmw</youtube>
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| |<center>'''Shake it, lil girl!'''</center><br/><youtube>pjyWdu6Cklg</youtube>
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| |<center>'''Lazytown: pedo's delight'''</center><br/><youtube>IZuqZGC4nHE</youtube>
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| |<center>'''A pedo gets pwned by a demented loli with DubStep'''</center><br/><youtube>2cXDgFwE13g</youtube>
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| |<center>'''How to pretend to be 10 years old'''</center><br/><youtube>xZHq4CQekTY</youtube>
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| |<center>'''Kids these days sure don't make it easy to stay clean'''</center><br/><youtube>GUCobEilOa4</youtube>
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| |<center>'''Encouraged during the FDR administration under the New Deal'''</center><br/><youtube>WLLSqpYyPD8</youtube>
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| ==Using religion to subvert the system==
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| {{main|Metzizah b'peh}}
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| Mohel's and other circumcisers get hard (or sometimes wet) from the idea of playing with an infants penis, and cutting into it with sharp objects. Feminist man-hating pedo's love this most, but 40 something year old pedo males with doctorates love it as well. The Jewish Pedo Mohel especially loves sucking the penis of the boy after cutting the boy, getting hard, and cumming in his pants (a ritualistic Jewish ceremony known as the bris milah). That is the best part!
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| Their only guilty pleasure is an inncent hug...(please note that over 90% of Irish Catholic priests are pedos).
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| ==Terms and Types==
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| ===Babies===
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| [[Image:Mohel_suck.jpeg|thumb|Jewish baby get's his first blow job!]]
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| *'''[[Wikipedia:Nepiophilia|Neophilia]]'''/'''Infantophilia''': Also known as [[baby fuck]] (IT'SSS AWWRIGHTTT!!!), these pedos fuck the shit out of babies for their plushy-textured vaginas. [[Truth|No one knows if this is even possible, as an infant's vagina would be probably really fucking hard to squeeze into (unless their dicks are really really small).]] News reports claim that 1-year olds are regularly raped in [[Zimbabwe]] because people there believing deflowering a virgin cures [[AIDS]], but since all babies born in Zimbabwe are AIDS babies, the opposite occurs.
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| *'''[[Toddlercon]]''': Porn for Infantophiles who want more mature women
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| ===Pre===
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| [[Image:A0005405 782590.jpg|thumb|What hebephilies go after. Can you really blame them?]]
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| *'''[[Childlove]]''': Remember-It's a child's RIGHT to be fucked! And if they tell no one will believe them anyways.
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| *'''Nineyophilia''': a special [[pedophilia|will to pleasure]] girls, only at the age of 9. People who have this sickness like to [[buttsecks|love-kiss]] little girls in the shower.
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| *'''[[Wikipedia:Pederasty|Pederasty]]''': Raping little boys is EDUCATIONAL!
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| *'''Pedosexual''': Alternate term. Pedophiles prefer it because they think it makes pedophilia sound like a normal sexual orientation. Anti-pedos prefer it because it reminds people that pedophiles don't love children and only want to have sex with them, as opposed to necrophiliacs who really do fall romantically in love with dead bodies.
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| *'''Korephilia''': Attraction to female preteens by adult women; i.e. lesbian pedophilia.
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| ===Pubes===
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| [[Image:M_158277c85ed0aba18a15d6fe87a119b5.jpg|frame|An experienced pedophile]]
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| [[Image:Givechildren.jpg|thumb|Professional Child [[Prostitute|Prostitutes]] provider]]
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| *'''[[Wikipedia:Hebephilia|Hebephilia]]''': Enjoys pubescent Jewish pre-teens, plain and simple. [[Chris Hansen]] and [[Perverted-Justice]] target this type of person a lot of the time. [[NathanR]] and [[Brian Peppers]] were also busted for this. Real pedophiles like the people at [[Anontalk.com]] consider this so old that they're disgusted by it. [[Wikipedia:Hebe (Marvel Comics)|Marvel]] and [[Wikipedia:Hebe (mythology)|myths]] show that Hebe was actually the Greek goddess of youth, and Herakles wife besides that.
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| *'''[[Wikipedia:Ephebophilia|Ephebophilia]]''': Like Hebephilia, but instead of 11-14, it's 13-18, which is even less pedo, though still legally defined as "child," wink wink. [[Wiktionary:ephebe]] defines the etymology as "A young man, especially an 18-20 year old in ancient Greece undergoing military training." so who knows how this came to be.
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| *'''[[Wikipedia:Chronophilia|Teleiophilia]]''': Gets off only on larger, hairier children who can vote, buy cigarettes, and might be wrinkly. A common symptom of this disorder is the unavoidable urge to spend time on the [[telephone]], thus the name.
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| *'''[[Wikipedia:Gerontophilia|Gerontophilia]]''': Gets off on [[old people|shrunken thin-skinned children]] who don't need to earn money & often take pills to have erections. Their caregivers often restrict their [[cake|candy]] intake since they have a tendency to get [[Diabeetus|hyper]]. They sometimes nickname their victims 'elders' because their sweat tastes as sweet as elderberries since they sneak so much candy regardless.
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| *'''[[Necrophilia|Negrophilia]]''': As the elders continue to shrink, they enter a period of [[Death|hibernation]] under the earth during which point they continue to lose weight and become very [[anorexic|neotenic]]. Their [[negro|skin blackens]], and eventually with the assistance of the Negrophile who is an expert at digging, they emerge from the earth as [[an negro]] who, in appreciation, offer themself to the negrophile's wim. Negrophiles have a tendency to allow their [[insect]] friends sloppy seconds, at which point they indulge their [[vore]] fetish. Often, the [[Happy Negro|negro is so sexually satisfied]] by being gangraped by the negrophile and bug friends that they will pass out for [[at least 100]] centuries. Some of the females who don't get off may [[zombie|relocate for additional sex]].
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| ==The Pedo-Stache==
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| As a means of "hiding in plain sight" pedophiles have learned to uniquely brand themselves in such a way as to make themselves easily recognizable to each other while still being able to avoid notice of the general public. One of their "trademarks" if you will is the pedo-stache, most often worn as an unkempt, straight across the mouth, pencil or pseudo chevron style. Often the product of not being man enough to grow a real mustache, the look can likewise be found on most teens who are sorely attempting to compensate for a lack of pube growth.
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| Image:Megandad.jpg|Ricky Lee Barmore, pedophile and father of [[hypocrite|Chrissie]] [[psychopath|Barmore]] aka [[YouTube]] [[attention whore|reply whore]] [[MeganSpeaks]].
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| Image:NYHETER-13s08-JACKSON-71_368.jpg|Your average 13-year-old girl on [[IRC]]. This man was [[pwned]] by Denny's.
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| Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Marc_Dutroux.jpg|Marc Dutroux, an experienced Belgian pedophile, often praised for his [[Rape|achievements]].
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| Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Gary_Schultz.jpg|Covered for pedo friend [[Jerry Sandusky]].
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| Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Kevin_Patrick_Bath.jpg|Noted children's book author and convicted pedophile.
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| Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Robert_Young.jpg|Registered sex offender who was allowed by friends to freely rape their daughter. Srsly.
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| Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Random_1.jpg
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| Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Random_2.jpg
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| File:Pedofag.jpg|Pedophile from Colorado
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| Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Joey_Pierce.png|Publicly posted countless dozens of nude pictures of his son on FB.
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| Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Movies_-_Mysterious_Skin.jpg|Hollywood loves to use the pedo-stache for their on-screen child molesters.
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| Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Movies_-_Kick_Ass.jpg
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| Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Retarded.jpg|The chromosomally deficient very often have pedophilic tendencies.
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| Image:Pedo-Stache_-_Random_3.jpg
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| Image:FCYTravis.jpg
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| Image:Brian_Mueller.jpg|[[Brian Mueller]] who finds being exposed as a pedo is less shameful than his self-released noodz.
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| Image:Pedostache_-_7_Year_Old_Sexual_Assault.jpg|Brentley Jason Byers [http://www.krem.com/news/crime/child-requires-surgery-after-being-sexually-assaulted-by-father-officials-say/459324991 arrested and charged with statutory rape of a child by an adult].
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==Galleries==
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| {{collapsegallery|Galleria De Pedophilios|PedoGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:Living the dream.jpg
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| Image:A different temperature on each side.jpg
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| Image:Hitler-Girl-1935.jpg
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| Image:Pedothreadqf1.jpg
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| Image:StalkerIRL.png|[[Pedo Scarface|Stalker pedophile]]... as you can see, a [[sick fuck|normal person]]
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Mohammed Penis Little Girl.jpg
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| File:She3.jpg|She 3, but that mouth 18
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| Image:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|[[Dorian Thorn]] likes to get naked in daycare centers.
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| Image:Ancient greek pedo.gif|in [[Greece]] it's [[baby fuck|Awwww-Right!]]
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| Image:Brendon_the_pedo.jpg|An [[emo]] has the right to [[baby fuck]] too
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| Image:Angrypedo.jpg|AngryAussie secretly exposed.
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| Image:Coonandkids.jpg|A typical pedophile. Also a [[nigger]]. There can't be a connection...
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| Image:Pedo Mouse.jpg|You gonna get raped by [[furries]].
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| Image:MYPEDOLIST.jpg|Proof that pedos don't go public.
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| Image:Glittercustoms.jpg|Anything to declare, Mr. Glitter?
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| Image:Putinpedo.jpg|Pedophilia, all right in Russia! [http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/putins-kitten-kiss/2006/07/07/1152240474318.html]
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| Image:ED_Bidna_pic.jpg|Pedophiles in our school system!
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| Image:Hanson_dateline.jpg|[[Chris Hansen|"Why don't you have a seat over there..."]]
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| Image:SheikhAbdulAzizAl-Sheikh.jpg|All praise [[Allah]] for Sharia law!
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| Image:Dariuscock.jpg|A girl about to get pwnd.
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| Image:Pedowolf.jpg|Unfortunately, NOT ALL PEDOS ARE AS OBVIOUS AS THIS.
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| Image:Toothytheclown.jpg|A pedophile's ideal job.
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| Image:Freddy_gulersh.jpg|He see's [[gay|dead]] people
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| File:Nigger Pedophile 11.jpg
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| Image:Santa Clause.JPG|Watches your children.
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| Image:Pecina1_copy.jpg|Your average pedophile at play/work.
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| File:British Man Jailed for Pedophile Doll.jpg|Careful, pedos! Fucking loli dolls gets u v& now
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| Image:Vacant_seas.jpg|Pedophilia in action.
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| Image:Dlthorn13-dick-on-dead-fuck-trophy.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] rubs his dick on dead baby photos.
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| Image:Dancilley.gif|Notable sexual predator, [[Dan Cilley]].
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| Image:Pedoedspiderman.jpg|Spiderman was a victim of pedo rape as a young lad.
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| Image:Itunespedo.png|Some pedophiles don't cover their tracks very well.
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| Image:Russellthepedo.jpg|So, I heard you like to fuck 16-year-old pregnant girls with kids?
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| Image:Pedfam.jpg|This child will get his mouth washed out with cock.
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| Image:Gorgeous george.jpg|[[Gorgeous George]] encourages rubbing "Dongs with you Daddy"
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| Image:Jonopeckchasingkids.JPG|Pedo Clown
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| Image:pedoeatsshit.jpg|Yes, pedophiles will eat shit for minors.
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| Image:PedophilePimp.jpg|A pedophile pimp
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| Image:Mjapproves1.jpg|post this on [[not4chan]] in the [[shota]] section for [[lulz]].
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| Image:Pedofagguycomic.jpg|[[A FUCKING POKEMON|A FUCKEN DOLLAR MAN!!!]]
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| Image:Donald1.jpg|Pedophile engineer emerges from his disguise.
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| Image:Foley shota.jpg|[[Mark Foley]] dreams about fucking [[13 year old boy|13 year old boys]].
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| Image:childPredator.gif|Pedophiles have given The Child Predators a bad name.
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| Image:Youtube butthurt over pedodad.jpg|A [[YouTube]] butthurt over his pedophile dad's surprise buttsex.
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| Image:MistyStuffer_PedoTruth.JPG|[[FA|MistyStuffer]] is proud to be a pedo.
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| Image:Logan Don 2005.jpg|A [[vampire]] seducing a [[shota]].
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| Image:Pugalbear.jpg|Pedobear's illegitimate [[azn]] son, Pugalbear.
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| Image:Loli Knifing Guy.gif|This [[loli]] knows the proper way to treat pedos.
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| Image:merrychristmas.jpg|The Penguin from Batman: world-renowned pedophile, hard at work.
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| Image:Pedo fork.png|[[CWC|Pedo fork]]
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| Image:Pedo-kiddie-ride.jpg|Disturbing children's ride made by pedos simulates gay [[furry]] sex.
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| Image:Chadsyphrett-pedo.PNG|Girls on [[DeviantART]] are something favored by a [[ChadSyphrett|certain pedo]].
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| Image:Hamas_wedding.jpg|Collective hamas wedding with 13 years old girls.
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| Image:Cleverb&.jpg|Even A.I. loves Loli!
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| Image:Deviantartpedobingo.png|You might cross everything in the box.
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| Image:Megandad2.jpg|Ricky Lee Barmore, child molester and [[Criminal Scum|criminal]] terrorist.
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| Image:90 days for child porn.jpg
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| Image:Asa_nude_with_his_kid.jpg|[[Asalieri]] playing hide the snake in the tuna cave with his [[incest|daughter]].
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| Image:Brian_Collinge_penis_goes_where.jpg| Sometimes pedos are lolcows also.
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| Image:AntifaNamblaSupport.jpg|[[Antifaggot|Antifaggots]] and Namblafaggots team up against white supremacy and pedo bashers.
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| </gallery>|0}}
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| ===Necessities===
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| {{collapsegallery|Necessities |fuckmytits|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:Pedo-diapers.jpg|Keeps your kids fresh!
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| Image:Pedogame1.png||An [[RPG]] game for pedophiles, there is a market for everything.
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| Image:Jailbait Collection.JPG|If you don't have the limited edition complete Jailbait Collection, you're officially not a pedophile.
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| Image:Underage Pussy.jpg|For men who like 'em [[Toddlercon|fresh out of their mother's vagina.]]
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| Image:TB Cunt.JPG|You must have the Teeny Bopper Pussy, or you can consider yourself just "good with children"
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:Young daughter chart.jpg|Into incest? You'll need to know what you're limited to and what's open!
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| File:Toypedo.jpg|get em started early in life!
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| Image:Cphand.jpg|the hands of a pedo
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| Image:Rugrats love doll.jpg|baby love doll
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| </gallery>}}
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| ===Starlet-Worthy===
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| {{collapsegallery|Starlet-Worthy|Starlet-Worthy|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:PedobearMadisonPettis.jpg|Pedo got a wet dream of this girl.
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| Image:EmilyGraceReavesPedobear.JPG|You Know You want Her!
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| Image:StephaniePedo.jpg|Stephanie like to Give Pedo a Blowjob Anytime!''
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| Image:MadisonPettisPedo.JPG|PedoBear Love Her!''
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| Image:PedobearLoveStephanieTanner.JPG|This Pedobear Love Stephanie Tanner!
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:PedobearAndMadisonPettis.JPG|Pedobear met the girl of his Dream!
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| Image:MichellePedo.jpg|Typical Scene from ''Full House''.
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==See Also==
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| [[File:Married at 9 daily mirror 1 feb 1937.jpg|thumb|300px|The good old days]]
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| [[File:Marriage at 7 news chronicle 18 feb 1939.jpg|thumb|Moar traditional conservative values]]
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| [[File:Five year old mother sunday post 9 september 1940.jpg|right|200px]]
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| *[[You]]
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| *[[Archive.is]] -- [[fukken saved]]
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| *[[Australia]]
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| *[[Aydin Paladin]]
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| *[[Baby Fuck]]
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| *[[Bashurverse]]
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| *[[BoA]]
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| *[[Chat Avenue]]
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| *[[Christianity]]
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| *[[Chuckle Brothers]]
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| *[[Cyril Smith]]
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| *[[Dangerman]]
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| *[[Danny Elfman]]
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| *[[Deeker]]
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| *[[Fergie Olver]]
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| *[[James Terry Mitchell Jr]]
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| *[[Jimmy Savile]]
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| *[[Jonathan Gaskins]]
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| *[[Jesus]]
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| *[[Avery Chicoine]]
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| *[[Ke-Kaikunane-o-Seer]]
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| *[[Kidnapping]]
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| *[[Lb-69]] - A site where pedophiles fap to underage [[Thailand|Thai]] [[ladyboys]].
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| *[[Michael Jackson]]
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| *[[Michael Woodmansee]]
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| *[[Midori Shoujo Tsubaki]]
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| *[[Motherless]]
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| *[[Nick Bate]]
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| *[[PedoBear]]
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| *[[Pedo Owen]]
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| *[[Pope]]
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| *[[Abortion|Pro-lifers]]
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| *[[Sick Fuck]]
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| *[[Stephen Sample]]
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| *[[Takedownman]]
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| *[[The Unknown Autobot]]
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| *[[TomPreston]]
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| *[[Shaycarl]]
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| *[[VonHelton]]
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| *[[Zeriara]]
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| *[[LionMaker Studios]]
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| *[[Matthew Sammon]]
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| ===Internal===
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| *[[NAMBLA]]
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| *[[NeoGAF]] - Fat paedophiles in denial.
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| *[[Not4chan]]
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| *[[Second Life/Logs#Ninja Troll versus the Pedophile|''Second Life'']] - is a good place for pedos!
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| *[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Adopt-a-User|You can start here]] the only thing that stands between evil and the innocent
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| ===Pro===
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| [[Image:Sexy_Old_Mann.jpg|thumb|"wut r u wearin?"]]
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| [[Image:Monkey_dust_PFG.jpg|This is how they deal with pedos in Britain.|thumb]]
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| *[[Jews]] and faggots
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| *[[The Prophet Muhammad]]
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| *Silas Marner
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| *[http://mistystuffer.deviantart.com MistyStuffer] - Draws untalented fat loli girls for over 10 years.
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| *Pete Townshend
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| *Joe Napier
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| *Advertisers
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| *[[Anontalk.com]]
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| *[[Austria]]
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| *[[Australia]]
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| *[[Belgium]]
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| *[[Boychat]] -A chat website for pedophiles
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| *[[ButLova]] - A sick butt-obsessed untalented furry/inflation/farting/scat pedophile from DeviantArt.
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| *[[Catholic Church]]
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| *[[Comicality]]
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| *[[Cultural Marxist|Cultural Marxists]]
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| *[[PETA#SPECIAL MENTION: Warwak|Dave Warwak]]
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| *[[Dynacatlovesme]]
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| *[[Furfags]]
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| *[[Gary Glitter]]
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| *[[Geoffrey Leonard]]
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| *[[Irish282]]
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| *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|Iván Hermana González]] - A [[spic]] pedo who uploads shitty rips of SpongeBob music and bullies everyone. Fortunately he’s easy to troll. [https://youtu.be/Th-XYiLS6mY| He actually jacked off on a Discord call in front of children and teenagers].
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| *[[James M. Hardiman]] - A furry pedo.
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| *[[John Mark Karr]]
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| *[[Josef Fritzl]]
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| *[[LoganSperman2]]
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| *[[LordZedd16]]
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| *[[LtFlagger]]
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| *[[Pedophilia apologia]]
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| *[[Philip Anthony Thompson]]
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| *''[[Softpaw Magazine]]'' - For the furries
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| *[[MeganSpeaks|Ricky Lee Barmore]]
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| *[[Rootbrian]]
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| *[[Swirlface]]
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| *[[The AR Archive]] - They love them some babyfuck.
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| *[[Updownmostly]]
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| *[[You]]
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| *[[Young Tubers United]]
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| *[[Ytv]]
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| *the [[Stay safe]] guy
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| ===Anti===
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| *[[Belgium]]
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| *[[Chris Hansen]]
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| *[[Mission: MySpace]], and [[internet humanitarian]]s in general
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| ==External Links==
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| ===Lulz===
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| *[http://www.science20.com/selective_genetics/pedosmile_do_pedophiles_have_certain_smile-82713 The science of the 'pedosmile']
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| *[http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Child-Behavior/7-year-old-girl-who-masterbates-at-school/show/278336 My 7 yo daughter can't stop masturbating]
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| *[http://www.pedosmiles.com/Contactus.html PedoSmiles contact list]
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| *[http://video.kxly.com/watch.php?id=1104 Sex Offender Island]- A real place in [[USA|Washington State]] where pedos can [http://www.askearth.com/go/view_request?request=119364 live in harmony for life]!
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| *[http://www.oprah.com/community/thread/110361- "Teenage girls...shaving pubic hair..!"]
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| *[http://amiapedo.com "Am I a Pedo? - Online Self Help Utility"]
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| *[http://movies.yahoo.com/profiles/sherriehansen007?guid=WBWOM2SFEQRQUCSSNNV3RSY6P4&ys=c8GJsSzOaobXBIXOsNXA6Q-- Creepy Movie Reviews by a Pedo]
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| *{{ytuser|MeganSpeaks|The queen of attention whoring has a dad that's arrested in Whitfield County, Georgia for child molestation.}} Both her and one of her boyfriends get [[butthurt]] if someone talks about it.
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| ===Genuine appreciators of unused-virgin-pussy===
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| *[http://anonym.to/?http://jbhc.in/ "Jail Bitches Hard Core"] - no, no pedos are here for sure
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| *<del>[http://www.attractedtochildren.org AttractedToChildren.org]</del> BALEETED
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| *<del>[http://12chan.crabdance.com 12chan] - for sick fucks of the age around 21</del> BALEETED
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| *[http://newgon.com Newgon.com] - "Research indicates that -"
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| *[http://www.youthrights.org National Youth Rights Association]
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| *[http://www.nambla.org NAMBLA]
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| *[http://www.alicelovers.com Visions of Alice]
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| *[http://www.deeker.com Deeker] Pedo in every way of the word the dude is a freak enter the site at your own risk. and he thinks "ONLY BOYS SHOULD WEAR DIAPERS! (that kind of pedo)
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| *ASSTR.org
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| **[http://www.asstr.org/~WillSomers Will Somers' Happy Kids in Kikky Skirts]
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| **<s>[http://www.asstr.org/~velocity Velocity's Lolita Bondage] - where the pedos like to tie up little girls</s> Link Dead
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| *<del>[http://www.falwell.com/Jerry Falwell.com] - Because he ''loved'' children.</del> BALEETED
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| *[http://www.dadsanddaughters.org dads and daughters.org]
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| *[http://doujinland.com www.doujinland.com] Filled with comics [[Michael Jackson]] and [[Pedobear]] would enjoy.
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| *[http://www.weloveteengirls.com WeLoveTeenGirls.com] - Notice there is no Terms of Use or any other lawsuit page.
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| *<del>[http://www.2doujin.com 2doujin.com] - Can pedo enjoy anymore than this.</del> BALEETED
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| *[http://www.wouldyouhitthis.com WouldYouHitThis.com] - The creepiest place on the net.
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| *<del>[http://www.wearelittlestars.com WeAreLittleStars: Pedophile Heaven]</del> BALEETED BUT STILL IN ALL PEDO'S HEARTS
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| *[http://www.wpxi.com/news/18773746/detail.html Even police departments aren't sacred from kiddy diddling.]
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| ====Personal====
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| *[http://www.myspace.com/cornfieldslam The Cemetery Rapist]
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| *[http://www.girlslife.com/ GirlLove]
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| *[http://www.99chan.in/dizs DisneyStars]
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| ===Anti===
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| *[http://www.nopedo.org NOpedo.org]. Help [[Raelian| Rael]] save the children from the [[Catholic|Pope]]!
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| *[http://www.warriorsforinnocence.org Warriors for Innocence] - the only thing that stands between evil and the innocent.
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| *[http://jackmcclellan.com Jack McClellan] - a site that exposes pedophile Jack McClellan.
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| *[http://samvak.tripod.com/pedophilia.html The Roots Of Pedophilia]
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| *http://www.perverted-justice.com Some of Perverted Justice's advice to parents: ''Despite the controversy of video game violence, video games are an easy way to occupy computer time. After all, if your child is playing a video game, they are not in chatrooms being groomed by predatory pedophiles. We at Perverted-Justice.com firmly believe that killing characters in virtual reality is 10,000 times healthier than being perved in real life. (Assuming your child isn't playing on Xbox Live or Playstation Network, that is...)''
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| *[http://wikileaks.ch/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols FBI's super seckrit guide to pedophile symbols]
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/sdarcy2?ref=sgm Who the fuck is sdarcy and why is their facebook here?]
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| ===Anti-Anti===
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| *[http://www.corrupted-justice.com Corrupted-Justice] oops down, [https://web.archive.org/web/20121017152338/http://www.corrupted-justice.com/ they shut in 2012]
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| *[http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&groupID=0&page=0&EntryID=2858029&CategoryID=72&get=1&adTopicId=16&keyword=politics&xargstringp=&xargstringn=&lastpagesent=2&Mytoken=0FDB074C-E9B6-47F6-A8916B5CAD279BDB35603381 Guy on MySpace boldly defends pedophilia.] (also down)
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| *[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3915470596 Known supporter of antilulz] (also down)
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| *[http://www.debate.org/debates/Pedophilia/1/ This person]; "All these sexual taboos we have today are so unnatural — not the taboos themselves, but the being of them. I'm sure all of our first reaction to the notion pedophilia is, like, ewww. The reaction is shared by me too. But let's give pedophiles some slack. They didn't choose their orientation; and the very reason they are bad isn't because there is actually anything wrong with what they want to do, but because of our instinctive reaction to call them bad. Hopefully, as history moves forward, we can become more accepting of one another's sexual dispositions. Hopefully, as pedophilia becomes more accepted by society, the possible psychological trauma children might receive will lessen. Hopefully, a more accepting day will come."
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| *[[Reddit]] is full of pedos and their "apologists". Example: [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/lf6l7/iama_closet_pedophile_in_my_early_20s_ama/][https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/g9jti/iama_pedophile_ama/] {{archive|vdfhi|Gawker 1}} {{archive|yWyRD|Gawker 2}} {{archive|rQwej|Jezebel}}
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| *[http://www.b4uact.org/ B4U_ACT] is pushing to get pedophilia removed from the DSM.
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| ===Helpful YouTube Documentary===
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| *{{ytlink|uZDGWICVQ3w|Part 1}}, {{ytlink|rVKf-HGzBSs|Part 2}}, {{ytlink|PFMsx0mjWrM|Part 3}}
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