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[[File:If_It_Fits_I_Sits_-_01.jpg|thumb|300px|right|The oldest known "If it fits I sits" image fagottry remained to us]]
[[File:If_It_Fits_I_Sits_-_01.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The original image that started all this [[Ball|bollocks]]]]


If it fits I sits is a [[cat|LOLcat]] image macro series based on photos of cats or other domestic animals or wild animals resting in unexpected places or on top of unusual objects or places. It all began when in 2009 [[americunts|United States Postal Service]] adopted the slogan "If it fits it ships" for its holiday advertising campaign. Little did they know than how much [[faggot|fagottry]] and [[crapflood]] they unleashed towards the world with this. As the slogan was broadcasted in front of the eyes of quadrillions of faggots via television it took little time for a bunch of [[Reddit]] faggots (at leats not [[4chan faggots this time) to replace t "it ships" with  "I sits" making it gramatically incorrect and starting to add it as caption for pervert photos showing cats sitting in positions which a normal guy founds strange and funny, but a typical [[Reddit]] or [[4chan]] fag finds [[sex|sexually]] attractive and seductive.
'''"If it fits I sits"''' is a phrase often incorporated onto the many [[cat|LOLcat]] based image macros for when a particular kitty has melted itself into some object. A healthy combination of the bastardized language that is "kitteh speak" and all cats ability to plant their fluffy butts anywhere and everywhere caused brain dead idiots all across the interwebs to go into drooling [[epilepsy|epileptic]] fits of laughter.  
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The first known "If it fits I sits" image is shown on the right and it was posted on [[happycat|ICanHasCheezburger]] blog on October 10th, 2011. It has awaken all the [[trolls]] and [[furfags]], and
The term is a retardation of an [[unfunny|un-hilarious]] quirky quip from the United States postal service: ''"if it fits it ships"'' highlighting their ability to send any abhorent filthy contents from one [[sick fuck]] to another as long as it fits into a neat little [[vagina|box]]. Be it [[v/|dragon dildos]], a severed head or thousands of used [[tampon|tampons]] the US postal service will take it from one place to another with a [[Cockmongler|dazzling]] smile, [[Don't ask, don't tell|no questions asked]].
on the following day of October 11th, 2011, Redditor Tears submitted the same image macro to the r/funny subreddit with the title “Cat Logic At Its Best,” which received more than 17,219 up votes thanks to zoophilia. Hundreds of similarly humorous cat macros soon followed thereafter on [[Reddit]]. Although the presence of it is probably still the strongest at [[Reddit]] it has get to posses incredible popularity and started to spread through other shitty image sharing sites such as [[tumblr]] and [[flickr]] and of course it also appeared on the cancer-spreading [[9gag]], however it did not gain too much popularity among the sick audience of [[4chan]] which is quite surprising due to the fact that the rate of furfagotts and other sexually sick people who are seduced by animals especially cats dogs and horses is quite high among [[4chan]] users, and 4chan had already been associated with many cat related posts and memes, and of course the most famous holy [[caturday]], a day which is dedicated only to cat related posts, however a no longer followed tradition. Sadly.
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[[File:fitsits01.jpg|thumb|300px|right|The original]]
The phrase has been plastered across [[over 9000|far too many]] images of cats silently defecating on people's household items while they drool and snap pictures, and you'll find many examples posted into [[forced meme|shit-meme]] oblivion in places such as [[9gag|9fag]], [[FunnyJunk|unFunnyJunk]] and the notorious [[A Cat Is Fine Too|cat-fucker]] haven [[reddit]].


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The holy [[maru]] sitting when fitting
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Having seen the original image (the second from up on the right) I think this whole shit is just the outcome of a huge misunderstanding. The original image was probably taken in a country where they don't know what the toilet is for and what they should do there such as [[Romania]] or [[Ukraine]] and when the cat went there to obey the call of the nature and release a big brown his faggot owners were confused and thought he was just sitting there for fun. Therefore they added this "If it fits I sits" caption and started to spread the cancer trough the net. But it's only my personal opinion.
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Cats don't like to be disturbed when they sit where they fit
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Revision as of 01:07, 16 August 2012

The original image that started all this bollocks

"If it fits I sits" is a phrase often incorporated onto the many LOLcat based image macros for when a particular kitty has melted itself into some object. A healthy combination of the bastardized language that is "kitteh speak" and all cats ability to plant their fluffy butts anywhere and everywhere caused brain dead idiots all across the interwebs to go into drooling epileptic fits of laughter.

The term is a retardation of an un-hilarious quirky quip from the United States postal service: "if it fits it ships" highlighting their ability to send any abhorent filthy contents from one sick fuck to another as long as it fits into a neat little box. Be it dragon dildos, a severed head or thousands of used tampons the US postal service will take it from one place to another with a dazzling smile, no questions asked.

The phrase has been plastered across far too many images of cats silently defecating on people's household items while they drool and snap pictures, and you'll find many examples posted into shit-meme oblivion in places such as 9fag, unFunnyJunk and the notorious cat-fucker haven reddit.

Hardcore sitting action



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See also

If it fits I sits is part of a series on Internet Cats

A Cat Is Fine Too • Almost-Chan • Arguecat • Arrow Cats • Basement Cat • Berry And Friends • Bikecat • Bincat • Binkers • Bonsai Kitten • Bukkake Milk • Burger • Business Cat • Cat in Microwave • Cat on a keyboard in space • Catnarok • Caturday • Ceiling Cat • Chase 'No Face' • Colonel Meow • Covercat • Dangerous Kitten • Death Cat • Dodge Cat • Drillcat • Emo Cat • Fishing Cat • FLOATERCAT • Frinkle • Garfield • Grumpy Cat • Happycat • Hipster Kitty • If it fits I sits • Inception Cat • Jarcat • Jewcat • JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR! • Keyboard Cat • Kitler • Lasercat • Lenincat • Lil Bub • Limecat • Lioncash Longcat • Maru • Monorail Cat • Mutant Cats • Nyan Cat • Octocat • Orvillecopter • Peter • Poko Ono • Pusheen • Scuba • Secret Kitty Club • Serious Cat • Shironeko • Shocked and Appalled Cat • Shortcat • Shotacat • Silencer Cat • Spaghetti Cat • Speedycat • Stalking Cat • Standing Cat • Starecat • Stalking Cat • Stubbs the mayorcat • Tacgnol • That Fucking Cat • Trollcats • Tubcat • Tulip • Weathercat • Wisdom Cat • YOUR CAT • Zippocat

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