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[[File:Training with Hinako boobs.jpg|300px|thumb|right|A taste of whats to come]]
[[File:Training with Hinako boobs.jpg|300px|thumb|right|A taste of whats to [[cum|come]]]]
Some time ago in [[Japan]], lonely anime artists decided to create an anime about a [[loli]] being sucked into the anime-world. Now, this sounds bad enough-but no, the end product is far worse. Instead of having a generic anime plot, they decided to make it about the girl meeting some [[You|stalker who went into a random girl's bathroom]], taking a shower with you, letting you watch her workout, and '''then''' sleeping with you- or so she thinks- you actually just stare at her for [[WTF|the entire night]].
[[Some argue|experts are still debating]] whether Training with Hinako is #1, or [[Hinako Series#Sleeping With Hinako|Sleeping With Hinako: Electric Boogaloo]] is on top. Since Training with Hinako calls you chubby(resulting in much butthurt from fat otakus), most agree Sleeping with Hinako is better.


{{Warning|This shit is bonerbait for lonely overweight Azns, weebs, pedophiles and [[you]].}}


You might wonder [[Pedophiles|who in their right mind]] would want to watch these monstrosities, well then, just check the YouTube statistics! Links come from [[4chan]], [[FurAffinity]], and even from [[????|montages about making boobs bounce with boxer shorts]]!
The '''Hinako Series''' or ('''Isshoni Training''' for the weebs) is the invention of lonely anime artists decided to create an anime about a [[loli]] being sucked into the anime-world. Now this sounds bad enough, but no! The end product turned out to be 10x worse than intended. Instead of having a generic anime plot, they decided to make it about the girl meeting some [[You|stalker who went into a random girl's bathroom]], taking a shower with you, letting you watch her work out, and '''then''' sleeping with you. Or at least so she thinks, you actually just stare at her for [[WTF|the entire night]]. Then after that, she lets you watch her [[lesbian|lezzing it up]] in the bath with some [[ginger]] [[loli]].


 
The videos can be found [[Hinako Series#External Links|here]].
'''Note'''
*both full subbed videos can be found [[Hinako Series#External Links|here]] if you don't want to watch unsubbed, chopped up youtube videos.




== Training With Hinako ==
== Training With Hinako ==
[[File:Training with Hinako shorts.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Now ''those'' are some [[No|nice buns]] ]]
[[File:Training with Hinako shorts.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Now ''those'' are some [[No|nice buns]].]]
'''Training With Hinako''' is the first in the series.  
'''Training With Hinako''' is the first OVA in the series. The video starts off with an [[Azn]] [[loli]] watching TV. She then gets sucked into the Anime world and turns into a [[unrealistic expectations|well endowed]] [[Animu]] chick who's [[jailbait|suddenly a little older]]. She can eat anything she likes, [[bullshit|never gains weight but claims she's chubby anyway]]. Some time later [[you|a random chubby kid]] turns this animu on and begins to watch this shit, and the first thing you see is Hinako in the shower. Instead of screaming her lungs off, like all people do in reality, she's slightly startled by the fact that there's a strange chubby kid in her shower and decides to [[desperate|let you watch her]]. This is the one and only time you will be in the shower with a girl, let alone let you watch her, so savor the moment. Then she asks you to work out with her after calling you [[fat]], and [[bullshit| after having your pride injured, you agree to it]] only to be constantly distracted by her [[tits|ginormous tits]].
The video starts off with you and Hinako in the shower(this is the one and only time you will be in the shower with a girl, so savor the moment). The dialogue is par for the course-borderline sexual comments are pretty much all that is said here. Apparently after being sucked into the TV, [[Desperate|she decides to take a shower with you]]-some random chubby kid who goes into her bathroom. Now you may be asking yourself, "how does this end up with us working out?" It doesn't matter, the important thing is your fatass is going to get some exercise. Words cannot describe what happens next-honestly I'm surprised you didn't just scroll down to the video, which is what you should be doing now.
 


'''Which leaves the viewer wondering''' - Will this shit ''finally'' make Otakus workout? [[Unrealistic Expectations|One can only hope.]]
This begs the question - Will this shit ''finally'' make Otakus workout? [[No|One can only hope.]]




{{Squote|'''What the hell man, I could only do the pushup thing for like three rounds. With SISSY pushups. Damn anime girls and their endurance.''' |'''Annaleebie'''|On how Hinako is on steroids.|color=silver|size=360%|textSize=85%|textColor=red|textSize=200%|sourceColor=green|sourceSize=100%}}
{{Squote|'''What the hell man, I could only do the pushup thing for like three rounds. With SISSY pushups. Damn anime girls and their endurance.''' |'''Annaleebie'''|On how Hinako is on steroids.|color=silver|size=360%|textSize=85%|textColor=red|textSize=200%|sourceColor=green|sourceSize=100%}}


It has an [[Android]] app.
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== Sleeping With Hinako ==
== Sleeping With Hinako ==
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'''Sleeping With Hinako''' is the sequel production to '''Training With Hinako'''
'''Sleeping With Hinako''' is the sequel production to '''Training With Hinako'''
[[Image:Hinakolulz.jpg|thumb|That's not the only thing that comes quickly...]]
[[Image:Hinakolulz.jpg|thumb|That's not the only thing that comes quickly...]]
It is one of the most [[sick fuck|sick]] things to ever happen to [[Animu]], and that's ''counting'' [[shitting dick nipples]]! Now, with a name like "Sleeping With Hanako" you'd probably assume it's some sort of [[hentai]] video involving [[buttsecks]] with a girl named Hinako, however, less than a minute in you'll learn that it's far from that. It is quite literally [[redundant|anime for stalker pedophiles]]. It's basically 50 minutes of watching a [[loli|little girl]] with ENORMOUS [[TITS]] sleep.
Of course like with any good anime there is a well-endowed little girl with tons of crotch and boob shots of said little girl (at least 75% of the movie is at a suggestive angle).


With a name like "Sleeping With Hanako", you'd probably assume it's some sort of [[hentai]] video. Less than a minute in, you'll learn that it's far from that. It is quite literally an [[redundant|anime for pedophiles]]. It's basically 50 minutes of watching a [[jailbait]] [[girl]] with ENORMOUS [[TITS]] sleep.


The Video is [http://www.watchanimeon.com/sleeping-with-hinako-ova/ here].


{{Squote|'''This remember me when i was looked my cousin sleeping with fewe clotehes loike hinako n_n. ''' |'''JamePho'''|On how he watches his cousin sleep at night.|color=silver|size=360%|textSize=85%|textColor=red|textSize=200%|sourceColor=green|sourceSize=100%}}
{{Squote|'''This remember me when i was looked my cousin sleeping with fewe clotehes loike hinako n_n. ''' |'''JamePho'''|On how he watches his cousin sleep at night.|color=silver|size=360%|textSize=85%|textColor=red|textSize=200%|sourceColor=green|sourceSize=100%}}
== Bathtime with Hinako & Hiyoko ==
[[File:Hinako_low_tide_at_the_pier.jpg|thumb|right|Totally not [[asking for it]].]] [[file:Hinako_getting_raped.jpg|thumb|left|You gon' get raped]]
The infamous sequel of '''Sleeping with Hinako'''.
You should know the drill by now: the title is self explanatory and is a [[No|perfectly innocent]] time with Hinako having a bath [[Stalker|while you watch her]] for the first 12 or so minutes. Then, her [[ginger|pale, flat-chested red headed friend]] walks in completely naked [[Whore|and is completely comfortable with you seeing her]] and they proceed to lez it out with each other for the rest of the video.
Naked hijinks ensue including massages, boob-grabbing, groping, a hint of '''HADOUKEN!''' and of course, suggestive camera angles.
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== Obigatory Rule 34 ==
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Image:Chubby_Hinako.jpg|Man the harpoons!
Image:Chubby_Hinako_montage.png|She wants you to train with her.
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== Jewtube ==
It has an [[Android]] app.
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==See Also==
==See Also==
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==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://www.anime-planet.com/characters/hinako Hinako's character profile on Anime Planet]
*[http://www.anime-planet.com/characters/hinako Hinako's character profile on Anime Planet]
*[http://www.watchanimeon.com/training-with-hinako-oav-episode-1/| Training(subbed-just for you)]
*[http://www.watchanimeon.com/training-with-hinako-oav-episode-1/| Training with Hinako. Subbed, just for you)]
*[http://www.watchanimeon.com/sleeping-with-hinako-ova/| Sleeping(subbed as well)]
*[http://www.watchanimeon.com/sleeping-with-hinako-ova/| <s>Raping Hinako in her sleep</s> Sleeping with Hinako. Also subbed.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCPoT5B-RT0| Bathtime with Hinako and <s>Misty</s> Hiyoko part 1. Not subbed.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u5rC2-VJ5o| Bathtime with Hinako and Hiyoko part 2. Again, not subbed.]
 
 
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Revision as of 20:21, 16 August 2012

A taste of whats to come
Warning!
This shit is bonerbait for lonely overweight Azns, weebs, pedophiles and you.

The Hinako Series or (Isshoni Training for the weebs) is the invention of lonely anime artists decided to create an anime about a loli being sucked into the anime-world. Now this sounds bad enough, but no! The end product turned out to be 10x worse than intended. Instead of having a generic anime plot, they decided to make it about the girl meeting some stalker who went into a random girl's bathroom, taking a shower with you, letting you watch her work out, and then sleeping with you. Or at least so she thinks, you actually just stare at her for the entire night. Then after that, she lets you watch her lezzing it up in the bath with some ginger loli.

The videos can be found here.


Training With Hinako

Now those are some nice buns.

Training With Hinako is the first OVA in the series. The video starts off with an Azn loli watching TV. She then gets sucked into the Anime world and turns into a well endowed Animu chick who's suddenly a little older. She can eat anything she likes, never gains weight but claims she's chubby anyway. Some time later a random chubby kid turns this animu on and begins to watch this shit, and the first thing you see is Hinako in the shower. Instead of screaming her lungs off, like all people do in reality, she's slightly startled by the fact that there's a strange chubby kid in her shower and decides to let you watch her. This is the one and only time you will be in the shower with a girl, let alone let you watch her, so savor the moment. Then she asks you to work out with her after calling you fat, and after having your pride injured, you agree to it only to be constantly distracted by her ginormous tits.

This begs the question - Will this shit finally make Otakus workout? One can only hope.


 
“ 		 
What the hell man, I could only do the pushup thing for like three rounds. With SISSY pushups. Damn anime girls and their endurance.
  		„
 

—Annaleebie, On how Hinako is on steroids.


Sleeping With Hinako

Sleeping With Hinako is the sequel production to Training With Hinako

That's not the only thing that comes quickly...

With a name like "Sleeping With Hanako", you'd probably assume it's some sort of hentai video. Less than a minute in, you'll learn that it's far from that. It is quite literally an anime for pedophiles. It's basically 50 minutes of watching a jailbait girl with ENORMOUS TITS sleep.


 
“ 		 
This remember me when i was looked my cousin sleeping with fewe clotehes loike hinako n_n.
  		„
 

—JamePho, On how he watches his cousin sleep at night.


Bathtime with Hinako & Hiyoko

Totally not asking for it.
You gon' get raped

The infamous sequel of Sleeping with Hinako.

You should know the drill by now: the title is self explanatory and is a perfectly innocent time with Hinako having a bath while you watch her for the first 12 or so minutes. Then, her pale, flat-chested red headed friend walks in completely naked and is completely comfortable with you seeing her and they proceed to lez it out with each other for the rest of the video.

Naked hijinks ensue including massages, boob-grabbing, groping, a hint of HADOUKEN! and of course, suggestive camera angles.




Obigatory Rule 34

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  • Man the harpoons!
    Man the harpoons!
  • She wants you to train with her.
    She wants you to train with her.
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Jewtube

It has an Android app.



See Also

External Links


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