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| '''MySQL''' is a huge [[Microsoft]] spreadsheet that people take classes for because they cant use consoles. Built for speed at the expense of getting your database corrupted. Correct usage of MySQL will result in a [[database error]]. If you cannot access [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], you should blame MySQL all the time, even if you don't understand what it is. It will make you look smart. Really (see below for [[proof]]).
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| ==What the hell is SQL?==
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| * In short, SQL is a Database.
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| * What the hell is a Database?
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| **A database is an organized collection of information.
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| **The information can be names, phone numbers, passwords, posts between users, etc.
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| **For example: online communities rely heavily on databases to keep track of user login information.
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| **Pretty much every bit of persistent and modifiable information on a website resides in a database.
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| **The database not only stores this information, but organizes it, and facilitates easy searching of its entries.
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| *So what the hell is SQL?
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| **MySQL is a particular type of Database.
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| **Just as you can have different kinds of containers for storing items, you can have different kinds of databases for storing information.
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| **Every container has its own characteristics, pros and cons.
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| **MySQL happens to offer a lot of things that many developers like, and as a result, has become something of a standard in the web industry.
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| ==Correct Usage==
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| '''Q:''' [[Is chat working?|Is search working?]]<br/>
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| '''A:''' No, it is because of MySQL.
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| ==List of Things To Put in a MySQL Database==
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| * [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
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| * [[IRC]] quotes
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| * [[Gay]] [[School|assignments]] on databasing that spell out a [[Fuck|rude word]] if you use [[Font size=5|font size 1]].
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| * [[Pr0n]]
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| * [[Internets|Teh internets]]
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| * [[USA|The Universe]]
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| * [[Warcraft|Shitty MMO private server databases]]
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| ==Database Problems==
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| * [[Database Error]]
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| * [[SQL Injection]]
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