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| [[File:Roger_tinsley_melon_man.jpg|frame|center|Roger Ira Tinsley is, '''WATERMELON MAN'''!!!!]]
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| [[File:Dangerman molesting dog feces to keep kids safe.jpg|thumb|right|Dangerman keeping criminals in prison & your [[Pedophile|children safe!]] ]]
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| '''[http://www.youtube.com/user/urbansuperhero Dangerman]''' aka [[Powerword|Roger Ira Tinsley]], is a 48 year old [[Nigger|Tree swinger]] who parades himself as a "super hero" both on the internet and in real life. Although he has mixed motivation for doing so, he claims it is to further help the growing negroid population in America with their increasingly horrid crime and reading problems. Unfortunately for our super friend, his odd behavior only projects him as a huge asshole seeking [[attention]] rather than the keystone of the nigger uprising in America. In the true manner of an ignorant internet user, Dangerman has proven to be an easy target for 1337 trolls across the internet who do unspeakable things such as remix his videos, send him pizza and fried chicken. He is a known cornophile and has been [http://linuxforniggers.us/dangerman.php exposed to the point of no recovery] by the [[Gay Nigger Association of America]], a group of respectable African American citizens.
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| == Criminals beware, Dangerman is queer! ==
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| '''DANGERMAN''' is a middle aged [[nigger|black person]] who's only actual superpowers are teaching kids about reading, eating healthy, not smoking [[crack]] and being dumb enough to think the kids care. '''DANGERMAN''' is to be typed in all caps because the ghetto is [[serious business]]. To top off the whole "old man in a blue spandex suit" thing, this guy is stupid enough to have had his online profiles [[phished]] at least four times. If this man is really running around the inner cities of [[America]] dressed like this, it's only a matter of time before he is [[pwnd|either gunned down or shanked]].
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| [[File:FORTHEKIDS.png|thumb|right|Dangerman's subscribers are all dirty [[whores]], seems fitting because they are most likely the mother's of the kids he intends on saving.]]
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| == Dangerman The Urban Pedophile ==
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| Roger [[Gay|Tinsley]] likes to visit urban schools to teach black youth about the do's and don'ts in life. He believes that all nigger and spic children in today's society are destined to become criminals in the future. Because blacks and browns can't afford a good college education and most likely [[Grammar|won't hold a real job for much long, if not at all]]. Dangerman goes to elementary schools and talks to kids about reading, which is funny because in reality Ira Tinsley has the reading level of a 10 year old Ethiopian child who has never seen a book before in his life.
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| == Urban Super Hero Gets Bullied ==
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| Roger the super pedophile, is not only a super cool guy who fights crime and stuff he also fights bullies too!!1 Which means when not teaching kids at schools about reading, he is online crying about [[trolls]] to his subscribers. As you can imagine, being a 50 something year old nigger who looks like a cracked out version of Bill Cosby in a giant blue condom suit, will most likely get you some questionable looks and [[Trolling|nasty replies]]. Unlike real super heroes who have powers and shit like laser vision, heat vision, super strength, incredible speed, mind reading etc you get the point, Dangerman has no real powers; in fact, he doesn't even have the basic social skills that you need to deal with real life situations, instead he just cries about stupid shit on [[Youtube]]. Yes folks, it seems the only power Ira has is the power of being a little bitch in front of a webcam in a cheap hand made costume. Instead of being a real super hero and fist fighting the trolls to death in mortal fucking combat, he just makes a ten minute long youtube video about it crying and whining about how evil society is.
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| == Puke Face the Urban Nigger Blob ==
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| There were several videos made against the haters, bullies and the cowards on urbanasuperhero. It seems that Ira can't stop the bullies from attacking him, hacking his websites and being mean little cowards. Unlike [[Batman]] a real superhero, Puke Face the Urban Nigger Blob can't fight back. He has no money, no super strength and no super powers. If you hate him, then you are a coward who has probably had a bad child hood and hates himself, his words exactly.
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| ==Dangerman Endorses [[Ohinternet]]==
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| == Facts about the urbansuperhero ==
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| *Roger Ira Tinsley was once a bouncer for clubs and bars before becoming the urbansuperhero.
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| *He molests dog feces and children
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| *Dangerman has been hacked multiple times and has had his face shooped onto [[tubgirl]].
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| *He hates getting bullied and thinks that people who bully him are all computer hackers and cowards.
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| *Dangerman hates white people and refuses to speak out in schools where whites are the majority.
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| * He loves fried chicken and pizza so [[DO IT FAGGOT|feel]] free to order him some
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| == Gallery ==
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| {{cg|Dangerman, the urban superhero|Puke face the urban nigger blob|center|<gallery>
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| File:Dangerniggers.jpg|Dangerman hanging out with fellow nigs in one of those ghetto schools, How do I teach these kids?
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| File:Dangerman pedophile with catholic priest.jpg|Roger with a catholic priest, the guy who taught him how to molest children.
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| File:Roger eats cereal.jpg|Dangerman eats a bowl of Cheerios every day before fighting crime.
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| File:Dangerman loves loli.jpg|Roger loves loli, he really does.
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| File:Dangerman_loves_cp.jpg|Dangerman when not out fighting crime, he sits at home on his computer jacking it to [[cp]]
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| File:Roger_tinsleys_nigger_dick.jpg|Instead of pistol whipping the bad guys, Dangerman dick slaps them KA POW!!
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Coprophilia]]
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| *[[Law 4 Kids]]
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| *[[The Unknown Autobot]] - An admirer of Dangerman and a fellow aspiring IRL superhero from [[Michigan]].
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| == External links ==
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| *[http://linuxforniggers.us/dangerman.php Dangerman exposed] by the [[GNAA]]
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| *[http://www.thedangerman.com Dangerman's website]
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/pages/DANGERMAN-Urban-Superhero/130866753613639?sk=wall Dangerman on facebook]
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/DangerNegro His personal Facebook], notice how he has yet to change his profile name from "DangerNegro" after being phished
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| *[http://www.myspace.com/urbansuperhero.dangerman Dangerman on Myspace]
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| *[http://www.myspace.com/urbansuperherodangerman Another Myspace]
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| *[http://butchberry.blogspot.com/2011/02/adventures-of-dangerman-urban-superhero_15.html Some blog written about him]
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| *[http://www.reallifesuperheroes.org/wiki/dangerman Real Life Super Hero wiki article about Dangerman]
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| *[http://www.change.org/members/dangerman Urbansuperhero on change.org]
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| *[http://digg.com/danger53/following Dangernigger on digg.com]
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| *[http://www.ustream.tv/user/Dangerman-Urban Dangerfag on ustream.tv]
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| *{{twitter|danger53}}
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/urbansuperhero DangerMan's Youtube channel UrbanSuperHero!]
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| *{{youtube2|MamaTinsley|MamaTinsley}} Mama Tinsley on Youtube.
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| *{{youtube2|MomsAgainstDangerman|MomsAgainstDangerman}} Moms against Dangerman.
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