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[[File:Enteringthekitchen.jpg|thumb|left|203px|[[Japan|Japanese kitchens]] default with your standard kitchen appliances, utensils, and [[doing it right|doggystyle-ready wife and two teen daughters]].]]
[[File:Enteringthekitchen.jpg|thumb|left|203px|[[Japan|Japanese kitchens]] default with your standard kitchen appliances, utensils, and [[doing it right|doggystyle-ready wife and two teen daughters]].]]
 
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Where [[women]] should be ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k5iefShVIM proof]), just like they have been for [[at least 100 years]]. If you are a woman and on [[teh internets]], get back [[in the kitchen]] and make your [[man]] a [[sandwich]]. [[Feminazi]] [[whores]] have been complaining about "in the kitchen" for [[at least 100 years]]. This complaining will continue until a Real Man stands up and starts [[BJ|pwning]] their stupid [[whore]] mouths.
Where [[women]] should be ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k5iefShVIM proof]), just like they have been for [[at least 100 years]]. If you are a woman and on [[teh internets]], get back [[in the kitchen]] and make your [[man]] a [[sandwich]]. [[Feminazi]] [[whores]] have been complaining about "in the kitchen" for [[at least 100 years]]. This complaining will continue until a Real Man stands up and starts [[BJ|pwning]] their stupid [[whore]] mouths.


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*A sammich... and crack... in Pyrex bowls
*A sammich... and crack... in Pyrex bowls
*[[Jam It In|Jam]], [[Peanut Butter Jelly Time|jelly]], and [[cum|marmalade]]
*[[Jam It In|Jam]], [[Peanut Butter Jelly Time|jelly]], and [[cum|marmalade]]
*<s>[[Spaghettios]]</s> Disregard that, some bitch stole them for [[performance art]].
*<s>[[Spaghettios]]</s> Disregard that, some bitch stole them for performance art.


== Fun things to do in the kitchen ==
== Fun things to do in the kitchen ==
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== Reasons to let her out of the kitchen ==
== Reasons to let her out of the kitchen ==
* If she is [[Metroid|Samus Aran]] and promises to commit at least one act of [[genocide]] and/or [[Muhammad Cartoons|desecration of holy areas]] before she comes back.
* If she is [[Metroid|Samus Aran]] and promises to commit at least one act of [[genocide]] and/or [[Muhammad Cartoons|desecration of holy areas]] before she comes back.
* So she can buy a [[gun]] and become [[An Hero]] with a [[Chris Benoit|murder suicide]], thus proving that she can [[do it faggot|do it]] even though [[you]] can't, you [[castration|emasculated]] [[bitch]].
* So she can buy a [[gun]] and become [[An Hero]] with a [[Chris Benoit|murder suicide]], thus proving that she can [[do it faggot|do it]] even though [[you]] can't, you [[castration|emasculated]] [[bitch]].
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Also, someone get that poor man a beer, he's been through a lot lately.
Also, someone get that poor man a beer, he's been through a lot lately.
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Image:Couple at home.jpg|That's right, cook while I read my [[porn]]
Image:Couple at home.jpg|That's right, cook while I read my [[porn]]
Image:In_the_kitchen.gif|That's right bitch.
Image:In_the_kitchen.gif|That's right bitch.
Image:Ironchan-strip2.gif|[[Iron_Chan]] restores the order.
Image:Ironchan-strip2.gif|Iron Chan restores the order.
Image:Robotnik_kitchen.png|Even Robotnik agrees. Not photoshopped. Srsly.
Image:Robotnik_kitchen.png|Even Robotnik agrees. Not photoshopped. Srsly.
Image:Better_end.gif|The way [[Jay Naylor|Better Days]] should have ended.
Image:Better_end.gif|The way [[Jay Naylor|Better Days]] should have ended.

Revision as of 00:00, 2 October 2012

Japanese kitchens default with your standard kitchen appliances, utensils, and doggystyle-ready wife and two teen daughters.

Where women should be (proof), just like they have been for at least 100 years. If you are a woman and on teh internets, get back in the kitchen and make your man a sandwich. Feminazi whores have been complaining about "in the kitchen" for at least 100 years. This complaining will continue until a Real Man stands up and starts pwning their stupid whore mouths.


Every good IRC network has a #kitchen channel where the harem is located.


Teaching at a young age


Things you will find in the kitchen

What you MUST do upon seeing her outside the kitchen.
  • Pots and pans
  • An oven (warning: may be hot!). Shove your 13 year old brother into this (A Jew is fine too).
  • A fridge, this is a great place to hide the body of your 13 year old brother after roasting him to death in the oven.
  • Women who know their place. If there aren't at least three, then you need to buy enslave more.
  • A clock in the stove
    PROTIP: always use this as a defense whenever a woman asks for a watch (following up with a disciplinary slap is required).
  • Your mom, she's either there or in my bed (or your wife and daughter, who were already in my bed).
  • Your dad, who teaches you that the stove is fucking HOT you fucktard.
  • A sammich... and crack... in Pyrex bowls
  • Jam, jelly, and marmalade
  • Spaghettios Disregard that, some bitch stole them for performance art.

Fun things to do in the kitchen

This is what just might happen if you leave the kitchen, but all good women take it in stride.
  • Stare into the fridge for half an hour, looking for chocolate.
  • Grab food, possibly delicious cake, out of fridge and insert into mouth.
  • Practice goatse
  • Lick the cold inside of your freezer, resulting in your tongue being stuck.
  • Drink beer and eat pizza
  • Have sex on the kitchen table
  • Stare into the fridge again
  • Stare into the fridge while having sex.
  • Have sex in the fridge.
  • Have sex with the fridge.
  • Make marmalade.
  • Cover your hand in ice until frozen, then shove it up your woman's arse.

Reasons to let her out of the kitchen

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This is disgusting and repulsive. Not only did the poor soul in this video have to suffer through seeing a woman outside of the kitchen and be forced to return her to her designated area; but if you look closely at 0:03, you can see another woman who is not where she's supposed to be. Truly appalling. The sick minds who put together this episode should be punished severely.

Also, someone get that poor man a beer, he's been through a lot lately.
 

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Gallery

  • Silly woman
    Silly woman
  • A perfect example that /b/tards existed before 4chan.
    A perfect example that /b/tards existed before 4chan.
  • That's right, cook while I read my porn
    That's right, cook while I read my porn
  • That's right bitch.
    That's right bitch.
  • Iron Chan restores the order.
    Iron Chan restores the order.
  • Even Robotnik agrees. Not photoshopped. Srsly.
    Even Robotnik agrees. Not photoshopped. Srsly.
  • The way Better Days should have ended.
    The way Better Days should have ended.
  • File:Respect 101.jpg

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