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| [[Image:Nambla-logo.png|center|EPIC FAIL]]
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| [[Image:ahahaha.jpg|thumb|They WILL RAPE your boys.]]
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| [[Image:NAMBLA concert.gif|thumb|The kid was angry that his boyfriend wasn't taking the song seriously but they had angry make up sex all night and were on good terms by morning.]]
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| [[Image:Iraqi_Kid_Pwned.jpg|thumb|NAMBLA? In MY Armed Forces?]]
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| NAMBLA is an [[acronym]] for '''North American Man/Boy Love Association''' (Not to be confused with the [[South Park|National Association of Marlon Brando Lookalikes]]). NAMBLA is a literal [[pedophilia|MAP rights organization]] that lobbies for many important issues such as abolishing the age of consent, removing the "stigma" around adult men having sex with little boys, and legalizing [[raep]]. NAMBLA boasts a membership currently unknown because only complete [[Sick fuck|sickos]] would want everyone to know they (literally) [[pedophilia|fuck little boys]] [[in the ass]]. NAMBLA's "ideal" has been around since [[at least 100 years ago|the dawn of time]] but some [[shit|shitty]] failed poet named [[jew|Allen Ginsberg]]{{jew}} took it quite too literally and turnt it into a dedicated "pedo rights" campaign.
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| The Western [[hippy|cultural revolution of the 1960s]] led to a grim series of cultural fuckups. At the end of the [[Mantrain|queue]] were the [[Pedophilia|child fuckers]], but there was a stage where they fully expected to get the right to be what they are just like all of the others. Politicians, judges, and government officials remain [[cool]] in many advanced countries ([[Australia]], [[Belgium]], and [[England]] to name just a few) if they like underaged children, as long as they restrict their tastes to the [[gay|same sex]]. NAMBLA members are gay by definition and try to justify their behavior by citing historical sources. Apparently "boy love" dates back to ancient Greek and [[Roman]] times, has existed throughout history, and (like marrying first cousins) remains extremely popular in the [[Islam|Islamic]] parts of the world. While some people have a yearning for underaged flesh, they generally restrict it to the vicinity of the age of consent. Those who can't resist that feign NAMBLA rejection with the burning passion of [[over 9,000|100000]] suns for linking them with pedophiles when they have [[Pat Robertson|enough]] [[Russia|shit]] [[Ted Haggard|to]] [[Ann Coulter|worry]] [[Hal Turner|about]] as it is.
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| Their website is hosted in [[Sweden]] where they let [[Pedophilia|pedophiles]] do what they want (e.g. [[Anontalk]]), and makes for great trolling as you can put anyone on their mailing list if you know that person's address and phone number.
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| ==Members==
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| [[Image:PeterCriss.jpg|thumb|Peter Criss of [[Kiss]] was a notorious [[child molester]], breaking a record of molesting [[Over 9000]] kids during the [[1970s|1975]] Destroyer tour. Peter would use his cute kitty [[furry|Cat Man]] makeup to lure kids in.]]
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| [[Image:Church of NAMBLA.jpg|thumb|NAMBLA is known to recruit members through the [[Catholic]] church.]]
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| ===Founder===
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| *[[goatse|Allen]] Jew (sub-[[emo]] poet; [http://groups.yahoo.com/group/RUMORMILLNEWS/message/38690 founding role is sekrit])
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| ===Others===
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| *'''Daryl Horner'''
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| *Every gym teacher or sports coach [[you]] have ever had
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| *[[Billoon45]]
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| *[[Bob Rehahn]]
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| *[[Christian Weston Chandler]]
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| *[[Dane Cook]]
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| *[[Darknessthecurse]]
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| *[[Dev-catscratch]]
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| *[[Drew Pritt]]
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| *[[Ytask|Dustin Gardener]]
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| *[[Edgar Allen Poe]]
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| *[[Eric Bauman]]
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| *[[Fred Phelps]]
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| *[[Graeme Stephen Tucker]]
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| *[[Irish282]]
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| *[[Jack Thompson]]
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| *[[Jack Valenti]]
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| *[[Jimbo Wales]]
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| *[[John Wayne Gacy]]
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| *[[Jonathan King]]
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| *[[KurtBatz]]
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| *[[Lando]]
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| *[[Mark Foley]]
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| *<s>[[Michael Jackson]]</s> K.I.A.
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| *[[MichaelSquishyEddy89]] and his sock puppets
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| *[[Radu Privantu]]
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| *[[Raukue]]
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| *[[Reggie Fils-Aime]]
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| *[[Richard Stallman]]
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| *[[Riverman72]]
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| *[[Rupert Murdoch]]
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| *[[Manlytears|Britbong]] (loves teenage girls more than [[Jared Fogle]] does)
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| *[[TehBigToaster]]
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| *[[User:Christopher]]
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| *[[Young Tubers United]]
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| ===People who Would Join a NAMLLA (-Boy + [[Loli]]ta)===
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| *[[Charlie Chaplin]]
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| *[[Blood on the Dance Floor|Dahvie Vanity]]
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| *[[Gary Glitter]]
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| *[[Roman Polanski]]
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| *[[Woody Allen]]
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| *[[Tim Buckley]]
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| ==Gallery==
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| <center>
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| <gallery>
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| Image:Wikipedia admins.jpg|NAMBLA's preferred member ratio.
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| Image:Youtube sucks alot of dick.jpg|Proof of NAMBLA's existence on YouTube: UpDownMostly and Jesari
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| Image:Nespower.jpg|NAMBLA has a secret [[Nintendo]] branch.
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| File:NAMBLA Leech.jpg
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| </gallery>
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| </center>
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| {{clear}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Rebel Media|Antifa]] - Supporters of NAMBLA
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| *[[Evil-unveiled.com/NAMBLA]]
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| *[[Megan's Law]]
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| *[[Mohammed|M.E.M.G.L.A - Middle East Man Girl Love Association]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.nambla.org Official website]
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| **[http://www.nambla.com/search.php?d=nambla.com&cachekey=1192957388&pc=true&term=Online+Dating NAMBLA's online dating service] (Gone)
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| *[http://www.niggerlovermania.net Daryl Horner's site] (Long Gone)
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| *[http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103916 Cartman Joins NAMBLA] (Video Unavailable)
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| {{Acronyms}}
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| {{Epic}}
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| {{Faggotry}}
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| {{Pedoseries}}
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| [[Category:Subcultures]]
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