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This is a video that is up on YouTube that an obsessive, disgruntled, schizophrenic, used to tag my name, address, phone number to out of spite. I offered to rent a room to this mentally ill person, who happened to claim he only had Aspergers, until this individual turned violent. He started to imagine that we were creating a relationship because he was living in my home. I had to kick him out at which point he went on a rampage. He has tried everything from calling the police and accusing me of strange things, to posting my name and address all over the Internet.
[http://www.cakefarts.com/ '''Cakefarts'''] is a rather [[lulz|lulzy]] site that is celebrates two all-American past-times: [[Lazytown|baking cakes]] and [[fart|farting]]. While it pales in comparison to lulzier videos such as [[swap.avi]] and [[2girls1cup|2 Girls 1 Cup]], it's [[THE BEST|the best]] that American ingenuity and know-how can come up with on the [[shock_site|wholesome family video]] front. The site features a companion site, "Meatloaf farts" [http://cakefarts.com/meatloaf/]. The site has been set up by Something Awful forum members, mainly Chris "Petey Peterson, who claimed to have found it on YouPorn. Star's name is Tanya C. Zanette, from Etobicoke, Ontario, Canada ( part of Toronto ). In "Meatloaf Farts" Tanya stars with Crystal Thomas from Appleton, Wisconsin, as she farts on the meatloaf while Crystal freaks out. Crystal Thomas herself farts on a birthday cake on [birthdaycakefarts.com] Tanya shot her homemade video on her kitchen counter on 1 Great Oak Drive, Etobicoke, ON M9A 1M6. 
 
The video starts out plain enough - with a pan out of a [[delicious_cake|chocolate cake]]. If it wasn't for the [[sex]] personals on the side, one would easily mistake this for Martha Stewart. Until the [[whore|hostess]] shows up naked from the waist down. She then proceeds to sit in the cake and fart. She slides around in the cake, making sure that her [[ass|crack]] is packed with just the right amount of fudge icing and moist chocolate cake to ensure that perfect acoustical balance between cake and flatus. Sometimes she raises up enough to show the viewer her [[anus|sphincter]] opening during the release. It looks rather like the [[Alien]] having that second set of jaws pop out of its mouth.
 
Unfortunately the video is only 1:49, which is a mere half of its original version, which also contains a section where she smears peanut butter on her twat and anus and farts on it. The full version is 4:12 long and is linked to further in this article.<br>
[[Image:TanyaZanette8.png|Cake Farting on the Opie & Anthony Show by volunteer cake farter Tanya Zanette|thumb|right]]
Copycat cakefarting acts have been featured recently on popular radio shows, such as the [[Howard Stern]] Show on September 15 by California-based amateur porn star Zoe Zane and the [[Opie & Anthony]] show earlier, on Sep 5th which Tanya Zanette, the original cake farter volunteered to appear on the show and was inserted with a straw up her ass and she blew it on the cake. The Stern Show featured a porn star in her 60's, Zoe Zane, sitting on a cake and farting loud.
 
==Gallery==
 
<gallery>
Image:TanyaZanette.jpg| Tanya Zanette who stank up a cake on Opie&Anthony
Image:TanyaZanette2.png|Tanya Zanette getting ready 4 cake!
Image:TanyaZanette4.png|Tanya Zanette before farting on the cake!
Image:TanyaZanette8.png|Tanya Zanette passing stinky gas on the cake!
 
Image:caek.jpg|Delicious [[cake]]?
Image:caek2.jpg|With a face like that, is it any wonder Tanya Zanette farts into cakes for a living?
Image:caek3.jpg|What do you mean this isn't from Brazil? No, she's from Canada!
Image:caek4.jpg|How do we kill it Ash? There's gotta be a way of killing it, how, *how* do we do it?
</gallery>
{{clear}}
 
 
== Jewtubes ==
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SatinePheonix is another porn star who fart on cakes
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== See Also ==
 
* [[Shock sites]]
* [[2girls1cup]]
* [[Eproctophilia]]
* [[Frosted butts]]
 
== External Links ==
*[http://rapidshare.com/files/120268649/cake.wmv.html The full version containing "peanut butter farts"]
*[http://cakefarts.com/meatloaf/ Meatloaf Farts Video]
*[http://www.puddingfart.com/ Pudding Farts]
*[http://www.birthdaycakefarts.com/ Crystal Thomas 's Birthday Cake Farts]
*[http://sternbuzz.com/daily-rundown/cake-farts-for-all-the-howard-stern-show Cakefarts for all on Howard Stern Show]
*[http://www.foundrymusic.com/opieanthony/displayheadline.cfm/id/12927/page/show_headline_number_12927.html O&A presents "cake farts"]
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Revision as of 03:55, 9 December 2012

Cakefarts is a rather lulzy site that is celebrates two all-American past-times: baking cakes and farting. While it pales in comparison to lulzier videos such as swap.avi and 2 Girls 1 Cup, it's the best that American ingenuity and know-how can come up with on the wholesome family video front. The site features a companion site, "Meatloaf farts" [1]. The site has been set up by Something Awful forum members, mainly Chris "Petey Peterson, who claimed to have found it on YouPorn. Star's name is Tanya C. Zanette, from Etobicoke, Ontario, Canada ( part of Toronto ). In "Meatloaf Farts" Tanya stars with Crystal Thomas from Appleton, Wisconsin, as she farts on the meatloaf while Crystal freaks out. Crystal Thomas herself farts on a birthday cake on [birthdaycakefarts.com] Tanya shot her homemade video on her kitchen counter on 1 Great Oak Drive, Etobicoke, ON M9A 1M6.

The video starts out plain enough - with a pan out of a chocolate cake. If it wasn't for the sex personals on the side, one would easily mistake this for Martha Stewart. Until the hostess shows up naked from the waist down. She then proceeds to sit in the cake and fart. She slides around in the cake, making sure that her crack is packed with just the right amount of fudge icing and moist chocolate cake to ensure that perfect acoustical balance between cake and flatus. Sometimes she raises up enough to show the viewer her sphincter opening during the release. It looks rather like the Alien having that second set of jaws pop out of its mouth.

Unfortunately the video is only 1:49, which is a mere half of its original version, which also contains a section where she smears peanut butter on her twat and anus and farts on it. The full version is 4:12 long and is linked to further in this article.

File:TanyaZanette8.png
Cake Farting on the Opie & Anthony Show by volunteer cake farter Tanya Zanette

Copycat cakefarting acts have been featured recently on popular radio shows, such as the Howard Stern Show on September 15 by California-based amateur porn star Zoe Zane and the Opie & Anthony show earlier, on Sep 5th which Tanya Zanette, the original cake farter volunteered to appear on the show and was inserted with a straw up her ass and she blew it on the cake. The Stern Show featured a porn star in her 60's, Zoe Zane, sitting on a cake and farting loud.

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