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| [[Image:Pixar-dreamworks.gif|right|thumb|DreamWorks Explained]]
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| [[Image:Madagascar3-Poster.jpg|thumb|right|[[You|Artist's]] rendering of a [[Typical]] reaction to DreamWorks films. Notice how the Zebra is the protagonist now]]
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| [[Image:Hammy.jpg|thumb|right|[[Typical]] DreamWorks Employee]]
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| [[Image:eldorado.jpg|right|thumb|Well Said]]
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| '''Dreamworks''' is [[shitty|an ok]] animation-company that makes unforgettable classics such as three [[Madagascar]] films, and the constant advertisements and promotions shoved down our [[anus|anuses]] that came with each film. They are also popular for being the main competitor of fucking [[Pixar]], [[God]] knows how. They are currently the only-thing keeping [[Jews|Nickelodeon]] alive.
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| <center><youtube>NQ3A7P3k8mI</youtube></center>
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| == History And Today ==
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| Steven Spielberg{{Jew}} and some other [[faggots]] were playing around with Blender when they decided to sell their abominations for [[profit]]. Judging by Steven Spielberg being involved in this conspiracy, it's easy-to tell why everyone who watches their movies are Jews, straight from the corporate-world. These Jews then attend the theaters, increase the demand for the movies, and let free-market [[capitalism]] do it's thing. As profit rises, the [[Israel|Israelis]] get richer and richer and do more [[WTC]].
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| == Movies ==
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| Dreamworks once made cartoon-animated films, but [[shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a fuck about them, considering they might have actually been ok films.]] This is a comprehensive-list of all the franchises [[shit|shat out]] by DreamWorks.
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| '''Antz:''' A [[1990s|primitive]] [[Pixar|'A Bug's Life']] [[unoriginal|rip-off]].
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| '''Shrek:''' A [[North Britain|Scottish]] Ogre, along with a talking [[faggot|donkey]] voice-acted by a [[Eddie Murphy|nigger]], and [[lolcat|Puss in Boots]], a Spanish cat [[Homosexual|matador]] or something, do stupid shit for 2 hours, usually trying to [[fuck]] Fiona, a dumb bitch who gets turned into an ogre. This movie was heavily inspired by the [[Bible]], and everything in it is a Jewish perspective on the New Testament. [[Last Thursday]], [[Pussy]]-Boots got his own movie, and it was just as [[Shitty|you'd expect.]]
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| '''Shark Tale:''' A [[2004|primitive]] [[Pixar|Finding Nemo]] [[unoriginal|rip-off]], featuring [[Will Smith]]. Protested by the [[Conservatives|American Family Association]] for supporting faggot-rights. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_Tale#Critical_reception I am not shitting with you.]
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| '''Madagascar:''' An interesting idea, ruined by two unnecessary sequels. Four [[Zoo]] animals from [[New York]] get stuck in some crates or some-shit and then they arrive in [[AIDS]]-ridden [[Madagascar]], home to an absolutely annoying-ass fuck Lemur who crowned himself King called Julian, his [[slave|assistant]] Maurice who does all his shit for him, and his [[fuck buddy|biggest fan]] Mort. Keep in mind that in The Penguins Of Madagascar, Julian has a Caribbean accent, but in the original films, he was voice-acted by [[Sacha Baron Cohen]][[Jew|✡]], who sounded like an [[American]] trying to imitate a [[Jamaica|Jamaican]] person. Oh yeah, [[Logic|and there are also penguins.]] Anyways they get stuck on the island and try to survive, they have fights, and eventually everything is alright. Or is it?
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| '''Madagascar: Escape [[Grammar|2]] Africa:''' They build a [[crappy]] [[WTF|airplane]] made from metal and junk and attempt to fly back to 'New-Yoke', but crash in even-more [[Assburgers|AIDS-ridden]], Africa Julian still sounds horrible, however.
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| '''Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted''' The animals go to [[Europe]] and annoy-the fuck out of everybody. The afro-song is [[earrape]].
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| '''Over The Hedge:''' : A [[cool guy]] Raccoon brings human-food like Doritos for [[teh]] animals too eat and the Neo-Luddite Turtle, angry at the modernization of the tribe, gets all [[raeg]] and [[jealous]]. There is a Squirrel called Hammy who has a simultaneous [[ADHD]], [[Assburgers]], and [[AIDS]] infection and is addicted to soda-pop. He is that [[unfunny]] stupid character, that all the Jews and [[American]] citizens find funny for some-reason. They invade a ladies garden and [[lulz]] ensues.
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| '''Bee Movie:''' A terrible film about a talking-bee, with horrible cultural-references (like "Bee Larry King". That's his name. [[Facepalm|Ugh.]]) who ends up having a [[beastiality|sexual relationship]] [[sick fuck|with a woman]]. Also the bee's ability to speak causes no controversy or scientific intrigue among humans. Go figure. I remember laughing only once in the film, the part where the Bee has a bad nightmare where the lady is riding a flying contraption and she waves to him and crashes and dies.
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| '''Kung-Fu Panda:''' Has a large cult-following, and a shitty tv-show on [[Viacom|Niggerlodeon]]. Is voice-acted by Jack Black.
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| '''Monsters Vs. Aliens:''' The-title is a bit confusing, but Aliens try to destroy the Earth or something and then a chick and some monsters battle them and they win. The end.
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| '''How To Train Your Dragons:''' A film set in Viking [[Denmark]] or [[Sweden]]. A flimsy tard named 'Hiccup' who wants to be a [[Faggot|Viking Warrior]] befriends a dragon and then he gets laid. Well maybe. It widely regarded as having good 3D.
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| '''Megamind:''' An evil mastermind takes over a city and then becomes a superhero.
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| <center><big>'''The trailer for the new DreamWorks film'''</big></center>
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| <center><youtube>kugSYYQcd8g</youtube></center>
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| == See Also ==
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| *[[Pixar]] - Better, but not by a whole-lot
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| *[[Jews]] - The Heart Of DreamWorks Studios
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| *[[Unfunny]] - These movies
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| *[[Furries]] - The Animators
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| *[[You]] - Stupid [[4Chan|Chanfaggot]] that watches these films
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