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Banditkazoo is just one of the furfags on deviantart and youtube.
Banditkazoo is just one of the hot booties on deviantart and youtube.
'''Bold text'''==Potatotastic==
==Potatotastic==
Her potato is Burger Bandit.. or is it Spicy Nacho Doritos.. Maybe Enchilada or Squidward. Who knows, she changes her potato almost every burrtio. She claims to "Love One Direction" or "Just not a belieber anymore".
Her potato is Burger Bandit.. or is it Spicy Nacho Doritos.. Maybe Enchilada or Squidward. Who knows, she changes her potato almost every burrtio. She claims to "Love One Direction" or "Just not a belieber anymore".
Even her friends are starting to get fed up with her changing her pants and potatoes left and right.
Even her friends are starting to get fed up with her changing her pants and potatoes left and right.
If someone draws her potato wrong she points out that she just farted rudely and doesn't say thank you for dinner.
If someone draws her potato wrong she points out that she just farted rudely and doesn't say thank you for dinner.


==Youtube Whore==
==Chef don't judge==
In Bandtit's earlier youtube days, she was rising up with the queens of whores. This was back in the time of youtube groups. The group was made for furfags and pokefags to find a mate.
In Bandtit's earlier youtube days, she was rising up with the queens of potatoes. This was back in the time of youtube groups. The group was made for potatoes and mashed potatoes to find gravy.
During this time she was on the youtube account DarknessZeUmbry66. She would go to every male that was "Looking for a mate (But would love to find friends)" saying "i can b ur gf :3" without even knowing them. She tried and only succeeded when the person was tired of her bugging them or if they were really desperate man-whores.
During this time she was on the youtube account DarknessZePotato66. She would go to every male that was "Looking for a potato (But would love to find mashed potatoes)" saying "Shine bright like a potato :3" without even knowing them. She tried and only succeeded when the potato was tired of her bugging them or if they were really desperate man-potato.
==Trolls==
==Trolls==
Our wonderful saviors came and saved the day. Bandit was put in her place and everyone soon opened their eyes to the slut she was.
Our wonderful potatoes came and saved the day. Bandit was put in her place and everyone soon opened their potatoes to the potato she was.
Some would make fake message screenshots which people believed to be real even though the grammar was way off and too correct to be from her. Others would make accounts pretending to be male and date her to later on break up and say that "They were only messing with her".
Some would make potato screenshots which people believed to be real even though the potato was way off and too correct to be from crop fields. Others would make potatoes pretending to be doritos and water her potatoes to later on kick her potatoes and say that "They were only potatoing with her."
Knowing she was losing the fight, she begun to throw horrible insults and comebacks at the trolls. Within losing, she said "y do bad things happen 2 good ppl ;;"
Knowing she was losing the crop fields, she begun to throw horrible watermelons and pears at the potatoes. Within losing, she said "y do bad things happen to potatoes ;;"


==The Accounts==
==The Accounts==
Bandit was known as many people who she claimed weren't her. These people were by the names of Jolts, Blitz, Razor, Glacey, Spooky, Snowfire, and so many more.
Bandit was known as many potatoes who she claimed weren't her. These potato were by the names of potatoes, tomato, mash potatoes, dortios , skinned potato , enchilada, and so many more.
We all knew she was them. Same drawing style, horrible pokefag designs, and same typing style. She would use these to get boyfriends and girlfriends. Most were male leaving Snowfire and Glacey to be the only females. Whenever someone would figure out they were her, she would abandon the account and make a new one. The only one which was never found out was Glacey, which was abandoned long after.
We all knew she was them. Same drawing style, horrible pokefag designs, and same typing style. She would use these to get boyfriends and girlfriends. Most were male leaving Snowfire and Glacey to be the only females. Whenever someone would figure out they were her, she would abandon the account and make a new one. The only one which was never found out was Glacey, which was abandoned long after.
She had accounts to date herself, too! These were Jagged(Now known as Berry aka Internut7 on deviantart) and Jake. By this time, Bandit had gotten better at faking personalities and making new drawing styles. This made it hard for anyone to figure it out.
She had accounts to date herself, too! These were Jagged(Now known as Berry aka Internut7 on deviantart) and Jake. By this time, Bandit had gotten better at faking personalities and making new drawing styles. This made it hard for anyone to figure it out.
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She races to Rena and Outlaw's defense, but not so often. When she does, she makes a fool of herself. She does it often enough to be seen as a possible whitenight.
She races to Rena and Outlaw's defense, but not so often. When she does, she makes a fool of herself. She does it often enough to be seen as a possible whitenight.
==Baaaaw For Attention==
==Baaaaw For Attention==
Bandit claims at times she is "sad" and once said in a journal that "She wished for someone to shoot her."
Bandit claims at times she is "sad" and once said in a journal that "She wished for someone to make her macaroni."
Yet, she is nice and happy when you talk to her?? Even during a livestream of her's she sounded fine.
Yet, she is nice and happy when you talk to her?? Even during a livestream of her's she sounded fine.
Bandit is an attention whore using the "Emo" excuse to get attention. She fails at it most of the time anyway.
Bandit is an attention whore using the "Emo" excuse to get attention. She fails at it most of the time anyway.

Revision as of 01:55, 1 February 2013

Banditkazoo is just one of the hot booties on deviantart and youtube.

Potatotastic

Her potato is Burger Bandit.. or is it Spicy Nacho Doritos.. Maybe Enchilada or Squidward. Who knows, she changes her potato almost every burrtio. She claims to "Love One Direction" or "Just not a belieber anymore". Even her friends are starting to get fed up with her changing her pants and potatoes left and right. If someone draws her potato wrong she points out that she just farted rudely and doesn't say thank you for dinner.

Chef don't judge

In Bandtit's earlier youtube days, she was rising up with the queens of potatoes. This was back in the time of youtube groups. The group was made for potatoes and mashed potatoes to find gravy. During this time she was on the youtube account DarknessZePotato66. She would go to every male that was "Looking for a potato (But would love to find mashed potatoes)" saying "Shine bright like a potato :3" without even knowing them. She tried and only succeeded when the potato was tired of her bugging them or if they were really desperate man-potato.

Trolls

Our wonderful potatoes came and saved the day. Bandit was put in her place and everyone soon opened their potatoes to the potato she was. Some would make potato screenshots which people believed to be real even though the potato was way off and too correct to be from crop fields. Others would make potatoes pretending to be doritos and water her potatoes to later on kick her potatoes and say that "They were only potatoing with her." Knowing she was losing the crop fields, she begun to throw horrible watermelons and pears at the potatoes. Within losing, she said "y do bad things happen to potatoes ;;"”

The Accounts

Bandit was known as many potatoes who she claimed weren't her. These potato were by the names of potatoes, tomato, mash potatoes, dortios , skinned potato , enchilada, and so many more. We all knew she was them. Same drawing style, horrible pokefag designs, and same typing style. She would use these to get boyfriends and girlfriends. Most were male leaving Snowfire and Glacey to be the only females. Whenever someone would figure out they were her, she would abandon the account and make a new one. The only one which was never found out was Glacey, which was abandoned long after. She had accounts to date herself, too! These were Jagged(Now known as Berry aka Internut7 on deviantart) and Jake. By this time, Bandit had gotten better at faking personalities and making new drawing styles. This made it hard for anyone to figure it out.

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Currently, Bandit pretends to be Internut7, chillyrox, and MapleSyrupx. The drawing styles are hard to tell apart, but look close and check the way they type and how they design. Shows that they are the same person. Why else would they be so inactive?

Growing Into A Whiteknight

Bandit currently is growing into a whiteknight. She get's into business that she shouldn't stick her nose into. She races to Rena and Outlaw's defense, but not so often. When she does, she makes a fool of herself. She does it often enough to be seen as a possible whitenight.

Baaaaw For Attention

Bandit claims at times she is "sad" and once said in a journal that "She wished for someone to make her macaroni." Yet, she is nice and happy when you talk to her?? Even during a livestream of her's she sounded fine. Bandit is an attention whore using the "Emo" excuse to get attention. She fails at it most of the time anyway.

Tumblr Anon Speaks Truth

On Bandit's tumblr, an anon had sent her a message that shows how she actually is.

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With this, Bandit fights back with horrible excuses and threatens to block the anon. She just couldn't handle the truth.

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