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| {{Deviantart|Soul-Trance}} is a 17 year old [[autistic]] [[furfag|furry]] who spends her time drawing her [[anime|anime-styled]] [[shit|masterpieces]] and dating [[pedophile|underage girls]] that she [[bullshit|loves]] on the [[online_dating|internet]], even though she's [[lie|TOTALLY STRAIT U GUISE!!1]] Akafa, real name "Ashley", has a long history of [[drama]], including [[an_hero|death threats]] and theft. She has developed quite a number of [[trolls|fans]] thanks to her "creative" YouTube animations, despite the fact that she [[coward|moves accounts twice a week]], because she can't decide on a [[fursona]] to save her life.
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| For years, Akafa has kept up the appearance of [[liar|"not caring about her haters"]], although she has made [[Waaaambulance| several journals addressing the problem]].
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| ==HAI MAH NAEM IS SUNNI!!==
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| [[File:Totes_akafa_man.png|200px|thumb|right|Gift art for "Akafa"!]]In 2009, Akafa developed a [[fetish]] for the [[DeviantART]] user {{Deviantart|Sunneh-chan}}, who was well-known in the furry community. She continuously [[theft|referenced]] Sunni's art style, and created a new [[blue_waffle|blue]] wolf [[fursona]] with the exact same markings as Sunni, in hopes that it would make her [[famous|popufur]], because obviously no self-respecting [[furfag]] can exist without a significant fanbase.
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| After Sunni changed her fursona to a fox in 2010, Akafuck decided she wanted to [[wolfaboo|swipe Sunni's wolf OC]], because she loved it so much.
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| [[File:I_got_a_sik_obsessun.png|200px|thumb|left|I... I'm a monster...]]However, considering Sunni's popularity and Akafa's lack-thereof, the theft was discovered quickly and easily. Soon, little 14-year-old Ashley was swamped with H8RS, and her plot fell to pieces. At that point, Akafa went [[emo]], and began to draw various pieces of vent art, starring her [[sparkledog]].
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| For years after, Akafa's obsession grew. She watched her [[slut|girlfriend]] [http://heatherrin.deviantart.com/ Heather] jealously, as she had been gifted the OC by Sunni herself, and anxiously waited for another opportunity to grasp the yellow woof in her clutches.
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| Several times since then, she's swapped from her blue fursona to Sunni's old one, getting [[butthurt|asshurt]] when she was called out on her bullshit.
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| {{cg|SUNNI (C) ME|koiyote1|center|<gallery>
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| File:Draw_it_make_it_mine.png|Maybe if I draw it make it mine??!?!?!1
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| File:Sunni wannabe.jpg|NOW PPL WONT NOTICE!!
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| File:Sunni is mine!!1.png|Sunni iz mein... just like i always dreamed
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| File:Mein at last.png|NO BASH ME!! D<</gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Ohno_stock_recolors.png|Sunni teh real woof!!
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| File:Draw on diff site.png|Maybe no1 kno Sunni on iScribble??
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| File:CANT HURT US.png|Stealing characters is a-okay!
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| File:Free.png|Not Sunni? Not good enough.
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| File:Desin 4 akafa.png|Still not enough!
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| File:Free designs.png|Taking the colors? Nah, needs to be closer.
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| ==Mebbe online datin make me popufur???==
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| [[File:Mayb flowr make u date me.png|200px|thumb|left|Akafa begging for the d.]]In 2010, when Sunni began to date AK, Akafa was '''inspired''' to become [[faggot|"bisexual"]]. She began toting around 12-year-old furries, and reveling in the fanart that being in a relationship got her. [[whore|She swapped girlfriends once a month]], but of course she was [[lie|in love]] with each and every one of them. Everyone knows you can move on from somebody you're "in love with" in a matter of weeks, AMIRITE?
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| ==={{Deviantart|HeatherRin}}===
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| [[File:2getha_4eva.jpg|200px|thumb|right|2getha 4eva!]][[File:Polyamory!!.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Polyamory is in this time of year.]]Her old friend Heather was the first of many victims, and the couple received copious amounts of "fanart", generated by the masses of 11 year olds that happened to watch the two of them. This was one of Akafa's longest lasting relationships, despite the fact that it wasn't a real relationship at all. Heather was oblivious to Akafa's "feelings" for her, and had been led to believe that their fursonas were together, rather than the individuals themselves.
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| Not long after their initial coupling, Akafa decided that she was suddenly interested in polyamory, and added the mutual friend known as "Fallak" into the mix. Apparently it was because she 'loved both of them', but everyone knows that she was actually just a selfish cunt, wanting both Heather and Fallak for herself.
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| This artificial romance ended when Akafa began to leech off of Sunni's pupularity, by stealing her fursona once again, and Heather has been at her throat ever since. Alas, what did you expect, coming from Akafuck?
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| ==={{Deviantart|Tommys4ever}}===
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| [[File:Nevr leav me.png|200px|thumb|right|Hey, I just met you!]]Zach was Akafa's first 'e-boyfriend', if you can even call it that. Their fling was too short-lived to be considered a relationship, and it consisted solely of Akafa using him to get a couple of free requests from other deviants, thus proving that she has no idea what having a lover entails. Why they broke up in the first place is unknown, but it's bound to be something [[lulzy]] and demeaning.
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| [[File:Im yours until the next single chick comes along.png|200px|thumb|left|...until the next single chick comes along.]]
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| ==={{Deviantart|Fallak}}===
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| Fallak is a young [[furry]] with a fetish for [[Jesus]], who has a bad case of "proud lesbian! No, wait, aren't I straight? Bisexual, maybe?" syndrome. She's been friends with Akafa since the [[lies|"I LAV HEATHUR!!1"]] stage, and was once in a [[polyamory|polyamorous]] relationship with the two. Her [[fursona]] is a typical [[sparkledog|sparklemutt]], that has been drawn various times playing kissy-face with Akafa. It seems that Fallak can't decide whether she loves or hates Ashley; one minute she's [[trolling]] her, and the next she's kissing her ass. It probably has something to do with her absurdly [[Christian]] oriented family, or maybe she's just got a mild case of bipolar disorder.
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| [[File:LaV U XERA.png|200px|thumb|right|Creepy motherfucker.]][[File:Pls no....png|200px|thumb|left|BAWWWWWW]]
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| [[File:TheseTwoWereObviouslyButtfucking.png|200px|thumb|right|Way to be that one bitch, Akafuck.]]
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| ==={{Deviantart|XeraFox}}===
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| Akafa and [[emo|Xera]] have dated many a time, and [[desperate|Xera has harbored a crush on Akafa for three years]], ironically the same length as their [[pedobear|age difference]]. It's obvious that Akafa doesn't and never has felt the same way, considering she [[cheating|cheated]] on Xera multiple times with pre-pubescent males on the popular interactive role-playing game [[Maplestory]]. Nonetheless, Akafa was ''totally'' [[bullshit|in love]] with Xera, to the point that she made speedpaints and other various YouTube videos for her every. Single. Day. In the end, the hours spent on those pictures and videos were wasted, because Xera posted a [http://fav.me/d4u92gj long journal], breaking up with Akafa [[attention_whore|publicly]].
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| [[File:Ohmurr.png|200px|thumb|right|TROO LAV]] [[File:New bf make me special!!.png|200px|thumb|left|TRANS BF MAKE ME SPESHUL?!?!?]]
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| ==={{Deviantart|Mriao}}===
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| Casper, a 14 year old [[transgender]] and one of Akafa's oldest [[trolls|friends]], was [[stalking|stalked]] and [[abuse|abused]] by the [[faggot]] for two years before dumping the bitch on her ass like the piece of shit she is. For quite some time Casper had known about Akafa's problems, but continued to attempt rehabilitation, to no avail. Akafuck has gone as far as to draw [[pr0nz]] for the kid, despite Casper only having been [[pedophile|11 years old]] at the time. Fascination for kiddy porn must be a [[furry]] thing.
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| [[File:STAREO LURV XD.png|200px|thumb|left|Oh, baby.]]
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| ==={{Deviantart|M1Magik}}===
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| (Previously {{Deviantart|wintermagik}})
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| While it was pretty obvious Blizzy was having a fling with {{Deviantart|Stutler}} ({{Deviantart|Lushikinz}} at the time.) Akafa felt the need to intrude with their budding relationship and ask the 11 year old out. It was obvious that Lushi, 12 at the time, was upset but was happy for the two anyway. The relationship only lasted 3 days until Akafa felt the need to dump Blizzy. A week later Akafa wanted Blizzy back but she declined, and was later surprised to find that her journal header has been changed from the picture Lushi made to a picture of her and Akafa. She made a journal about it and Akafa was quick to blame Lushi for also knowing her password, but everyone defended Lushi by basically saying that before Akafa and her slutty ass stepped it, it was pretty obvious the two would have began dating and wouldn't do that. So Akafa fessed up and harbored a dislike Lushi.
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| Akafa basically ruined Blizzy and Lushi's friendship and potential relationship by making her afraid to date and later she was hacked and her account deactivated, and all accounts afterwards being banned.
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| ==={{Deviantart|Tarubutt}}===
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| Taru is a [[Finnish]] dyke, and one of Akafa's most recent [[whores]]. For a while, they seemed [[happy]] together. They shared cutesy comments on one another's couple pictures, and Akafa made them a "fanclub", but soon enough Akafa confessed that she "couldn't connect" with Taru like she wanted to, and broke up with her, leaving Taru to go [[emo]]. That's what you get for rushing into a relationship like a [[slut]].
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| ===Fake partners?!===
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| Despite how many people seem to want her [[art|dick]], over the years Akafa has created two fake "lovers" for herself. The first was {{Deviantart|Rin-kunn}}, account now taken over by Fallak, and the second a faux Maplestory friend called 'Jessie'. Of course, each time she does this she [[stupid|admits to it later]], and gets [[butthurt]] when people are angry about it.
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| ===Others not worth talking about===
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| Akafa's long list of [[slut|relationshits]] doesn't end there. She's also had brief flings with the notorious slut {{Deviantart|B-1-A-D-E}}, {{Deviantart|RedflameTwilight}}, {{Deviantart|Belieevee}}, {{Deviantart|Dark-Dreaming-Blossom}}, {{Deviantart|My-Silent-Hill}}, and a couple of [[faggots|Maplefags]], but none were really well-known, and no juicy drama went down. However, there '''was''' an incident where Akafa admitted her "undying love" for {{Deviantart|HinaUchi}}, whose scandals have warranted her own [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/HinaUchi ED page].
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| {{cg|Evidence of her fake relationships|koiyote2|center|<gallery>
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| File:FAKE BOYFRAN FAKE BOYFRAN.png|Akafa and her fake boyfriend, Rin.
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| File:Fake girlfriend.png|I LAV HER SOOO MUCH.
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| File:Bolta comment.png|Too bad she doesn't exist.
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| File:Shes not real.png|Akafuck admits to inventing Jessie.</gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Hay i jus met u.png|Hey, I just met you
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| File:I waN U AND UR BOOTEFUL SOUL.png|And this is crazy
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| File:New lavur.png|But I'm a whore
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| File:AnOTHER GIRLFRIEND.png|So date me maybe
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| File:New gf!!.png|New girlfriend!
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| File:OH WAIT SHE'S 12.png|Oh wait, she's 12?!
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| File:Happy 1 day.png|Happy 1 day, Yuki
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| File:Or at least it would if i actually loved you!!.png|At least, it would if I actually loved you
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| File:No jk date me lelah.png|Oh, Lelah!
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| File:Perfect togetha!!.png|Nah, you're still not perfect
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| File:Losur!!.jpg|LAWL SO FUNEE
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| File:I like u....png|Akafa @ everyone she meets</gallery>}}
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| [[File:Cool pic LETS TRACE IT.png|200px|thumb|left|Akafa traces art?!]] [[File:New Canvas.png|200px|thumb|right|Overlay]]
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| ==COOL PIC! Let's trace it.==
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| Recently, an image appeared on Akafuck's Photobucket. Said image was entitled "Cool Picture Of Hinata", and consisted of her fursona standing beside a [[kawaii]] desu [[anime]] character. The problem is that the characters were in the exact same pose, down to the creases of the clothes and the placement of the fingers.
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| When an overlay of the image was done, it was found that it was in fact traced line-by-line. This brings up the question: is Akafa's popularity truly earned, or is she profiting off of other people's hard work? We may never know.
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| ==I WAS RAEP'D!!!1==
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| Recently, a comment thread was tracked down, in which Akafa '''publicly''' announced that in 8th grade, a classmate pushed her down to the bed and tried to [[rape]] her. Of course, everybody knows [[lies|rape victims announce it publicly and proudly]], despite it being a scarring experience that changes their lives. Oh, and of course, they're going to 'XD' about it, and intentionally misspell the word 'penis'.
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| <center>[[File:I WAS REPD.png|400px|thumb|center|"LAWL A BOI IN MY CLASS TOOK HIS PENIR OUT!!"]]</center>
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| ==Sexuality crisis==
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| Several times in her life, Akafa has changed her mind about her sexuality.
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| It's unsurprising, considering this is the girl who changes romantic partners like she changes underwear.
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| However, one particularly entertaining element, is that of the "straight-lesbian-straight-lesbian" internal tug-of-war that she once had.
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| <center>[[File:I'M STRAIT.png|200px|thumb|center|Now that I know I'm straight...]][[File:Are u lesbian or not.png|200px|thumb|center|Akafa being incapable of making up her mind.]]</center>
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| > Tell everyone you're lesbian.
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| > Date all the wimmins.
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| > Tell everyone you're straight.
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| > Date all the men.
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| > ???
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| > PROFIT!
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| ==The Starlighters==
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| [[File:Woof peck.png|200px|thumb|left|Her pack.]]Akafa, in another desperate attempt to become a popufur, decided to rip off {{Deviantart|Reokeo}} and create a "pack". She called it "Wolves of Hope", and contained tightly knit group of her companions; people that she had met less than six months ago. Obviously by this point Akafa had made quite a name for herself, and had difficulty keeping friends, and soon enough individuals began to fight among themselves and leave the pack. After the entire project had disassembled, Akafa took it upon herself to join yet another "pack". This pack was called "The Starlighters", and was made up of herself as well as a dozen other people that she barely knew, just like every good internet family. Yet again, it was a failed attempt, and it fell apart before it even took off. A tragic ending to a tragic tale.
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| ==Goodbye, furry fandom==
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| {{quote|I am sorry, but... I dont think I will be in the furry fandom much longer|Akafa, on [[lying]]}}
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| Thrice now, the furry fandom has [[lie|almost lost its precious Akafaggot]]. Based on her [[attention whore|attention seeking]] habits, the chances of Akafa actually considering running away from the [[furries]] are slim. It's more likely than not that she was merely searching for her watchers to give her asspats in the form of begging her to stay. Her ploys paid off, and it seems that for the meantime, she'll live to [[yiff]] another day.
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| <center><gallery>File:NOT FURRY NO MOAR.png|NOT A FURRY ANYMORE!
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| File:Leavin teh furry fandom again.png|Leaving the furry fandom...
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| File:do u ever shut up.png|Oh, will you get to the point?</gallery></center>
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| [[File:PLS DUNT GO.png|150px|thumb|right|"WE'RE OUT OF TAMPONS!"]]
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| ===The shitty anime stage===
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| After proclaiming that she was no longer a [[furfag]], Akafa moved to her alternate account, {{Deviantart|Kiryn-chan}}, and began to [[trace|draw]] [[shitty|fabulous]] [[anime]] images.
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| As though giving her watchers a heart attack by threatening to "quit [[DeviantART]] for good" wasn't bad enough, she had to go and subject them to torture by uploading her vomit-inducing fake screenshots.
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| Of course, her [[persona]] was a thin, [[kawaii]] neko, [[bullshit|just like her]]. She proceeded to beg people for "help" drawing [[humans]], acknowledging that her art is [[crap]], although she got [[butthurt]] when people agreed with her.
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| ==Akafa's attempt to become an hero==
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| [[File:RIP akafaggot.png|200px|thumb|left|RIP Akafaggot]]It's been said that throughout her time on DeviantART, Akafa has attempted suicide, due to her ex girlfriend Heather 'not loving her'.
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| She allegedly posted a massive [[baww]] journal, discussing how she stabbed herself in the stomach, and was in the hospital recovering. This caused an uproar on behalf of both the people disbelieving her claims, and her loyal fans. Everybody in the [[furry]] [[fandom]] stared in awe as deviations appeared, begging Akafuck "not to go".
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| There was an especially infamous image which explained the situation; Akafa longing desperately for Heather, and Heather not giving two shits. A tragic internet romance... just like Romeo and Juliet!
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| However, it became apparent several days later that Akafa was lying through her teeth to get attention. She didn't ''actually'' have the balls to kill herself. Ah well, maybe next time.
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| ==Transgender: To be, or not to be?==
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| Apparently, despite her past transphobia, Akafuck is debating whether or not she's a [[tranny]] at heart. Whether or not she actually knows what the word 'transgender' means, is debatable.
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| Nonetheless, she "wants to be a boy".
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| File:JK I WANNA BE A BOY XD.png|I wanna be flat...
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| File:TrANS OR NOT TRANS THAT IS THE QUESTION.png|I DUNNO. ;A;</gallery></center>
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| [[File:Please god no.png|200px|thumb|right|Please god, no]]
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| ==OH SHIT, SHE DRAWS VORE==
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| Yep, it seems that Akafa has crossed over to the [[fetish]] side of things. Recently, she's begun taking [[vore]] commissions. That's right, people actually pay her for that shit. Ordinarily, taking ''commissions'' for fetish-themed artwork would be excused. Everybody needs to make money somehow, right? However, knowing Akafuck, she probably wanks off to her own artwork before posting it. Next time you view her [[desu]] art, think about the flabby folds of her vagina as she fingers herself to the art you commission.
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| ==The neverending [[baww]]==
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| In conclusion, Akafuck just never stops [[crying]]. She sobs over being [[forever_alone|single]], she sobs over Valentine's Day, she sobs over her fursona, and she sobs over her art not getting enough views. She has posted several journals about how people [[waaambulance|shouldn't watch her]], and has announced that she has [[banned]] accounts, in the past.
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| {{quote|[12:44:22 AM] Akafa: meh.. made my own vent art xnx
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| [12:44:46 AM] Akafa: it's my valentines picture.
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| [12:44:48 AM] Akafa: :U
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| [12:44:55 AM] ♛Ｙａｎｄｅｒｅ ＰＲＩＮＣＥ.: .. hairrrr.. i am jealous of how you draw.. hair...
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| [12:45:20 AM] Akafa: *is so lonely..*|{{Deviantart|Shibutts}} is plagued with Akafa's BAWWWWW}}
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| {{cg|Vent|koiyote3|center|<gallery>
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| File:Deth of laif......png|COS I FEEL LIKE A MONSTAR
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| File:Cut cut.png|STAND IN TEH RAAAAAAIN
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| File:Enter teh shado.png|I NEED U W/ ME WHEN I ENTER TEH SHADO
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| File:I WALK A LONE....png|I WALK A LONELY ROAD...</gallery>|<gallery>
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| ==Collection of accurate fanart==
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| <center>Over the years, Akafa has received a number of pieces of fanart.
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| File:DATE ME PLS.jpg|Date me pls!
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| File:im sexy.jpg|Sexy and she knows it
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| File:Real akafa.png|Akafa irl
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| File:lets shag.png|How she occupies her time</gallery></center>
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| ==Links and other tidbits of info==
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| {{dauser|soul-trance|Her DeviantART}}
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| {{dauser|heavensoultrance|Her backup DeviantART}}
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| {{fa|soul-trance|Her FurAffinity}}
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| {{tumblr|heavensoultrance|Her Tumblr}}
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| [http://heavensoultrance.weebly.com/ Weebly]
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| Skype: Heavensoultrance
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