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'''Brogrammers''' are manly men who make manly code. All code in Windows 98 and all other bitchin' operating systems was punched in by the fat sausage-like fingers of a brogrammer. Why are there no girls on the internet? | '''Brogrammers''' are manly men who make manly code. All code in Windows 98 and all other bitchin' operating systems was punched in by the fat sausage-like fingers of a brogrammer. Why are there no girls on the internet? | ||
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Wikipedia has taken note that their editors are mostly brogrammers, (all those pix of pimply nerds that grace Commons are their little brothers), and has taken steps to try to get women to edit Wikipedia. Lulz were had when Sarah Stierch, a female Wikipedian, held an "edit-a-thon" at the Smithsonian. Of the few articles created from this venture, all were nominated for deletion, sometimes twice. The articles survived, but only after Stierch had been thoroughly trolled. | Wikipedia has taken note that their editors are mostly brogrammers, (all those pix of pimply nerds that grace Commons are their little brothers), and has taken steps to try to get women to edit Wikipedia. Lulz were had when Sarah Stierch, a female Wikipedian, held an "edit-a-thon" at the Smithsonian. Of the few articles created from this venture, all were nominated for deletion, sometimes twice. The articles survived, but only after Stierch had been thoroughly trolled. | ||
Revision as of 16:28, 18 March 2013
Brogrammers are manly men who make manly code. All code in Windows 98 and all other bitchin' operating systems was punched in by the fat sausage-like fingers of a brogrammer. Why are there no girls on the internet?
- Women are not smart enough to make code. This is common knowledge.
- Women are happy to await the return of their baconmaker while happily making sammiches
- The Bible explicitly states that the sole function of women is to serve the sexual and gastronomic needs of the BROGRAMMER. It's right there in Genesis.
This brings up a reasonable question: why would women want to code? The answer is obvious: They don't, but feminists keep bringing it up, so we here at ED have to make an article on this crap.
Gendergap
The measures that men come up with to close the genderfap are laughable. Since women do not want to write code, and are prohibited by scripture from doing so, most chicks are quite happy with their lot as Facebookers.
Yet stories keep appearing about brogrammers in old media, and various sites keep mentioning something called a "gendergap". We all know what this means IRL.
Women? In my Wikipedia??
Wikipedia has taken note that their editors are mostly brogrammers, (all those pix of pimply nerds that grace Commons are their little brothers), and has taken steps to try to get women to edit Wikipedia. Lulz were had when Sarah Stierch, a female Wikipedian, held an "edit-a-thon" at the Smithsonian. Of the few articles created from this venture, all were nominated for deletion, sometimes twice. The articles survived, but only after Stierch had been thoroughly trolled.