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| [[Image:Guitarherowierdo.jpg|thumb|A typical ''Guitar Hero'' player. [[circle jerk|Note the lack of girls in sight]].]]
| | To the little child who wrote all this, how pathetic can one person really be? Porn images and swearing are just making you look like a freak. No one cares if you don't like Guitar Hero... Guitar Hero was the start of a new genre of gaming and was very popular, real guitar playiong hasn't stopped because GH came out has it? Everyone has heard of Guitar Hero and has there own opinion but only YOU have come online and and posted horrible things... i'm assuming you have mental health issues? are mummy and daddy brother and sister? Also, 'amirite'? What language are you speaking? Learn english before writing... Jesus... |
| [[Image:ghpr0n.png|thumb|Typical gameplay scenarios in Guitar Hero include milking your sponsor.]]
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| '''Guitar Hero''' (Or GheyTard Queero or Guitar [[An Hero]], [[No|lol amirite?)]] is an [[copypasta|unoriginal]] video game that requires you to [[DDR|glue your eyes to the television and hit the same damn buttons for the next 5 minutes]]. All the games are the same thing, only with gayer songs and slightly better graphics, which honestly dont matter, because its a fucking music game. ''Guitar Hero'' is the game of choice for all [[13 year old boys]], as well as [[emos]], [[punks]], [[Stoner|stoners]], and [[pedophiles]]. The only real reason that it's popular is because [[Faggot|faggots]] with [[Retard|Down Syndrome]] think they are [[the best]] guitarist ever. If you see somebody getting [[At least 100|100]] percent on expert mode at a [[GameStop]] make sure to [[troll]] them by pressing the frets while they're playing or "accidentally" bump the guitar.
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| The fourth (and subsequent) installments branched out into [[LOL WUT|drums and vocals]], undoubtedly an attempt to [[Trying too hard|<strike>compete with</strike> blatantly plagiarize ''Rock Band'']]. Yup, nothing says [[Oxymoron|"Guitar Hero" like banging on plastic drums]]. [[Lie|It also has the ability to record your own songs and send them to others.]]
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| At the end of the day, Guitar Hero is now dead although can still be bought and online servers are still up. | | At the end of the day, Guitar Hero is now dead although can still be bought and online servers are still up. |
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| ==Guitar Hero as a [[Troll]]ing Technique==
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| [[Image:Bailey-guitar-hero.jpg|thumb|right|A '''real''' Guitar Hero.]]
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| This game has great potential for pissing people off in a quick and efficient manner. Here's how it works:
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| * Step 1: Find someone who knows [http://www.mvphomevideo.com how to play drums].
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| * Step 3: Imply that you are skilled at ''Guitar Hero'' and (here comes the important part) that this skill makes you as worthy of admiration as someone who has learnt how to play an actual instrument. At this point, your victim should explode and launch into a lengthy rant on [[shit nobody cares about|music, art, effort, dedication and merit]].
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| This game therefore has superior trolling potential when compared to all the other games out there, because playing ''[[Counter-Strike]]'' doesn't make your friends say "think you're hot stuff, huh? I bet you couldn't really shoot a real terrorist," and playing ''[[Ricer|Gran Turismo]]'' doesn't make your friends say "what a waste of time...learn how to drive a real car, you pathetic piece of shit." In other words, ''Guitar Hero'' is just as good a [[drama]] generator as any conversation on [[abortion]], [[creationism]] or [[Linux]]...actually, it's even better than any of these three examples, because they are all easily identified as trolls and will be met with "[[facepalm|not this shit again]]". ''Guitar Hero'', on the other hand, is fresh enough that most people will [[win|take the bait]].
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| An alternate trolling technique is to find a random YouTube video of someone playing a song with any instrument. Every single one of these videos has at least one comment telling the video's maker to learn how to play a real instrument.
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| * Step 1: Reply to their comment with something to the effect of "You don't know how to play (instrument in question)." The more recent the comment, the better.
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| * Step 2: Go do [[Fap|something productive]] for an hour. Maybe a few songs on ''Guitar Hero''.
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| * Step 3: Come back to a [[TL;DR|lengthy]] rant about the poster's [[Lies|guitar playing skills]].
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| * BONUS LEVEL! If said poster offers up a video of his guitar playing, you can troll further by insulting his shitty Led Zeppelin cover (PROTIP: That's what it's going to be) or by denying that that the poster is the person in the video.
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| == Quackadilly ==
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| [[Image:Quackadilly guitar hero.jpg|thumb|Quackadildo - THE Guitar Hero.]]
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| Here is another example of a real Guitar Hero, except he is not [[Asian|azn]] or obese. {{ytlink2|Quackadilly|Quackadilly}} is obviously an [[attention whore]] and enjoys making videos to show off his [[skillz]]. The numerous comments that Quackadildo's [[fanboy|fans]] leave him are proof to remind him that he [[lie|truly]] is a Guitar Hero. His long fingers suggest that he is quite [[masturbate|talented with his hands]]. This would help score him some [[whore|chicks]], but since he plays Guitar Hero, he is obviously just a faggot.
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| == Guitar Hero on South Park ==
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| ''South Park'' made an episode on Guitar Hero called "Guitar Queer-O," which can be viewed [http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1113/Guitar-Queer-o.html here].
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| There's also a [[retarded|fascinating]] attempt at recreating their parody of said game [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/410267 here] that's also a piece of [[shit]] to begin with.
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| ==[[A CHALLENGER APPEARS|Rock Band]]==
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| In 2007, the same game company who created Guitar Hero created a game called ''Rock Band''. [[copypasta|It's just like Guitar Hero]], except with different songs and a variety of instrument controllers, much like Konami's Japan-only ''Guitar Freaks'' and ''DrumMania''.
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| It is said to be "more real" than Guitar Hero, but the people who say this are the same people who have to be picked up by [[Your Mom|their mom]] from middle school and form bands with their fellow playground buddies, hoping to be featured on [[MySpace]] Music.
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| [[Image:DLCTroll.png|thumb|left|This happens every Friday when Harmonix announces next week's DLC.]]
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| Trolling Rock Band fans actually isn't necessary because Harmonix takes care of that; they troll different fans every week with the downloadable content they offer. Every <strike>Tuesday</strike> Monday, [http://www.rockband.com/forums/ the ''Rock Band'' Forums] get lit up with complaints that the week's offering [[BAWWWWW|wasn't what they wanted]]. Those comments are immediately followed with [[at least 100]] replies telling them to STFU, and then a flame war commences. The most lulz are achieved when Harmonix releases songs from local bands around [[Boston]] (because giving undiscovered bands a chance to reach a new audience isn't as important as pleasing one fanboy) or bands made up of their employees. Every forum section will have at least one complaint such as "OMG IM TEH CUTSOMER HMX SHULD MAKE TEH SONGZ I WANT!!!!!!11" from a guy with [[Unrealistic expectations|Metallica, Slipknot, and Led Zeppelin's entire library in his DLC wishlist]].
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| ===A side by side comparison of ''Guitar Hero'' and ''Rock Band''===
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| * Weeaboos don't openly admit to playing either game as they are both American creations, however, when no one else is looking, they can be found furiously failing [[Dragonforce|"Through the Fire and Flames"]] on <s>Expert</s> <s>Hard</s> any difficulty. If it's not a Japanese RPG or [[Super Smash Bros|''Super Smash Bros. <strike>Brawl</strike> Melee'']], they're screwed.
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| * Because Rock Band was developed by Harmonix, occasionally you'll find a band that can actually play worth a shit. Guitar Hero, however, packs the highest amount of both [[fail]]ure and [[AIDS]] seen in a video game since ''[[Final Fantasy]] X-2''. Don't believe me? [[Korn]]. [[Emo|The Used]]. [[Slipknot]]. [[The Great AFI Incident of 2007|AFI]]. [[THE BEST|Foo Fighters]] (in both fgt). [[Goatse|Coldplay]]. And for fuck's sake, [[Murloc|I Am Murloc]]. Did anyone ever stop and think "Wait a minute, this song is even more completely fucking gay than the [[Village People]]!" (although in Guitar Hero's defense, Rock Band features <strike>Fall Out Boy</strike> (Band Hero) and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, resulting in roughly equivalent fail).
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| ==Guitar Hero: World <s>Torr</s> Tour vs. Rock Band 2==
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| Shortly after Rock Band was released, Activision realized that [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|nobody was going to care about]] how hard their [[Dragonforce]] songs are when they could commit the unspeakable blasphemy of convincing people to visit their [[Basement_dweller|basements]] and pretend to be a band. ''World Torr'' was announced soon after as the successor to ''Guitar Hero 3: Legends Of Cock'', and everything was fine and dandy. Until you look at the game's song list and see that 18 of the songs are already available on ''Rock Band 2'', making Guitar Hero the video game equivalent of a [[deviantART]] [[Tracing|tracer]].
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| Since fans of either game can't convince their [[concerned mother|mom]] to buy both games for them, they often take up arms in defense of their choice in typical [[basement-dweller]] fashion. This serves as a potential source of lulz for trolling the fuck out of them.
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| ==Guitar Hero Spamming==
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| Activision has elevated spamming to an art form, ensuring that you are no more than ten feet away from a Guitar Hero game at any time. Eventually, they plan to have 12 Guitar Hero games for each other game that gets released (or until you idiots stop buying them, whichever comes first).
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| ===Guitar Hero on Nintendo DS===
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| As if releasing an entire game based on the [[Shit|winfest]] that is Aerosmith wasn't bad enough, ''Guitar Hero'' has made it's way onto the DS with two [[Gay|exciting]] new features to the ''Guitar Hero'' experience. First, Activision decided that the guitar controllers weren't [[retarded]] enough, so they added a worthless hunk of plastic that forces you to hold your DS in the most convoluted, cramp inducing way possible, ensuring the only thing you accomplish while playing is looking like a tool. (Which is technically the whole idea behind the ''Guitar Hero'' series anyway, [[amirite]]?) Second, they decided that the song list wasn't [[Gay]] enough, so they finally did away with Harmonix's tradition of adding a few bands that can actually play worth a shit. Therefore, out with [[Bang Camaro]] and Queens of the Stone Age, and in with such venerable rock legends as [[What|Smash Mouth's "All-Star"]] and [[Roflcopter|Maroon 5's "This Love"]]. [[You_fail_it|FAIL.]] [[Bawww|Bawwwing]] is expected to commence when Nintendo releases the next version of the DS, which does away with the cartridge slot that you need in order to plug in the worthless hunk of plastic. In short: <b>[[and nothing of value was lost|you won't be able to play Guitar Hero on the DSi.]]</b>
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| Guitar Hero: Smash Hits features tracks from every previous Guitar Hero game. Every song on the disc except [[Dragonforce|Through the Fire and Flames]] is from a pre-GH3 game, proving that GH3, World Torr and every game afterwards were never worth playing in the first place.
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| Five weeks after World Torr and two days after The Black Album was released, Activision continued their spamming with Guitar Hero 5. This game offered nothing truly noteworthy to the series and will only be remembered for Kurt Cobain playing right handed on non-Nirvana songs and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0v1s65lCv8 rapping to Public Enemy.] In between chugging Valium and [[alcohol]] and [[OJ Simpson|hunting for Kurt's killer]], Courtney Love [[butthurt|posted]] a [http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2009/09/courtney-love-guitar-hero/ barely readable rant about his likeness in the game].
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| === Guitar Hero: Van Halen ===
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| Seriously? Nobody fucking listens to Van Halen anymore. The only notable thing about these games is that there could be a new GH game every month for the next 4 years, and they still couldn't catch up to all the songs available on Rock Band.
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| DJ Hero is Guitar Hero for <s>n</s> wiggers.
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| ===Band Hero===
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| Due to possibly a small amount of [[paranoia]], Guitar Hero now times it's game releases to every Rock Band game release, every new DLC addition, and every Harmonix announcement. Thus, when Lego Rock Band was revealed, Activision and Neversoft threw a bunch of random songs on a disc and timed it to compete. Fitting with the series theme of [[Copypasta|multiple games]] in a short period of time and [[Tool|having the same band on the disc three times]], Band Hero's setlist includes three [[Imma Let You Finish|Taylor Swift]] songs and two [[Sugar We're Going Down|Fall Out Boy]] songs.
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| ==Harmonix==
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| Contrary to popular belief, Harmonix is not actually run for profit. It would be more accurate to call them a trolling organization. Every business decision the company makes has the ultimate goal of [[lulz]], wether it comes from Activision and Guitar Hero, or from their own fanbase.
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| The following year, it was discovered that Harmonix eventually was sold and is now independent. The financial dealings came out to be about a whopping 50 American dollars in total, which was sold to the [[spic]] across the street for 637, 1 peso tacos.
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| At first, Harmonix tried to listen to their fan's requests, delivering early on with classic [[Metallica]] and other highly requested bands. Sometimes fan requests doubled as lulzy opportunities. After Guitar Hero fanboys celebrated the arrival of an [[Epic|Iron Maiden]] song to their series, [[Pwn|Harmonix responded with twelve of their songs]], despite the band's apparent dislike of MTV. They succeeded again with 12 Queen songs. But as time went on, Harmonix began to realize that all their efforts at getting hit songs were going to waste. No matter what was offered, they received the same whiny backlash every week. [[13 year old boys]] who have no idea about concepts like song charting and licensing figured all you needed to do was ask for the song and [[Push Butan|push a button]] to get a chart, so there was no reason to not have every song from [[Emo|Avenged Sevenfold]] in the game. They eventually realized that nothing was going to please the [[you|pasty basement dwellers]] that comprised their forum regulars, so now they exploit their songs for maximum butthurt and lulz.
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| ===The Beatles: Rock Band===
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| When Harmonix announced The Beatles: Rock Band, fans were genuinely excited that a classic band was going to be added to their series. But few realized how badly they were going to be trolled:
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| *The Guitar Hero series on multiple levels; cutting The Beatles off from ever appearing in their games, and actually putting work and dedication into faithfully representing the band, making the Metallica and Van Halen games look like the half assed cash-ins they were. [http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/10/20/the-beatles-rock-band-beats-guitar-hero-5-in-september-sales/ Successful Troll is Successful.]
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| [[Image:MallikaSundaramurthy.jpg|thumb|right|Mallika Sundaramurthy, lead singer of Abnormality. <s>And I'm being completely serious.</s> We know. Nothing special.]]
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| However, none of their trolling efforts come close to matching the [[drama]] and [[butthurt]] generated by the inclusion of Abnormality's song Visions on the Rock Band 2 disc. The song was recorded when Harmonix abducted four [[Jews]] from [[New York]], trapped them in a recording studio and informed them that if they did not record a metal song in five munites, they were going to be gassed and their [[Jew Gold]] stolen. Valuing money above life, the Jews were able to record Visions with 30 seconds to spare despite not knowing how to play the instruments. [[I did it for the lulz|Harmonix gassed them anyway]], took the song and added it to the disc with charting done by a 6 year old Aspie banging his head on the keyboard.
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| Shortly after the game's release, players who couldn't grasp the concept of a setlist including every song in the game jumped right into the final venue, the Endless Setlist 2. Their 1337 skillz got them through 81 of the songs until they were stopped [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxFCcWbNq4E dead] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brCRVCu271E in] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCnO7k9C2tA their] tracks by Visions. This began the spamming of Visions hate threads on the Rock Band Forums, which still continues today as people complain about not being able to get that last achievement and beg for a feature to block or delete the songs they can't beat.
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqdZ4t1cft4 Oddly enough, Billy Mays had no problem breezing through Visions.]
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| ===Rock Band 3===
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| After two years Harmonix decided to release yet another main title in the series. This time they decided to take away about half of Rock Band 2's content and add a keyboard that is [[Fail|not supported by some songs in the game.]] They also tossed in an over priced guitar with [[Over 9000]] buttons on it which is [[Truth|fucking imposable to play.]] Regarding the missing content mentioned before, it includes but is not limited to, the removal of all duel biased competitive modes and the removal of an actual career mode. If the [[Original Content|OMG NEW INSTRUMENTS!!1!11!]] wasn't enough of a reason to make you run out to buy this game, Harmonix decided to do give their [[Idiots|fans]] reasons that will force them to buy this new version. See, [[Troll|Harmonix]] decided to make all future DLC for the series only be compatible with Rock Band 3. So all of you Rock Band 2 junkies will not be able to even play the new songs by [[shit|hit]] bands like [[Linkin Park]]. Oh, and those songs you bought before that were re-released to add in the pro and keyboard functions, [[Rage|well you will have to buy them all over again without so much as a discounted price or anything.]]
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| Because of the fact that there are billions of retarded kids, emos, and basement dwellers thinking they are rock gods, many '''REAL''' musicians that are famous look down upon Guitar Hero as derp push colorful button and make a sound, I'm a real [[retard|guitard]] hero. While few bands like Van Halen, Areo Smith, and Metallica sold out to have exclusive Guitar Hero games, many others haven't caught wind. There has been many accounts of musicians bashing the hell out of the faggotry that is Guitar Hero. Rob [[Zombie]], Jack White, and [[Prince]] are among the many who expressed their views of said game to be pathetic and pwning the Guitar Hero players world wide. [[lolwut|Fan boys and even small time nobodies typing blogs about games soon raged all over these musicians by calling them posers who don't love music]]. Fanboys have also claimed that the reason why they are so critical of the most greatest game ever is because they are angry that they don't have there own exclusive Guitar Hero game. This is in fact bullshit and any person who loves music should shoot a Guitar Queero on site if said faggot ever says this in public. In truth, Activision has came to them and proposed them for an exclusive with the musician getting about 2 percent of the making for a game that features their own music.
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| {{quote|if you have to be in a video game to get in front of them, that's a little sad| Jack White speaking nothing but the truth}}
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| {{quote|Well, I ain't mad at them. I hear it made, like, $2 billion and they came to us and offered us a very small portion of that. But I just think it's more important that kids learn how to actually play the guitar. It's a tough instrument -- it's not easy. It took me a long time, and it was frustrating at first. And you just have to stick with it, and it's cool for people who don't have time to learn the chords or ain't interested in it, but to play music is one of the greatest things. To create something from nothing is one of the greatest feelings, and I would -- I don't know, I wish it upon everybody. It's heaven.| Prince, about to hear what it sounds like when fanboys cry}}
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| TL;DR Play a real guitar
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| ==Gallery==
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| <center><gallery>
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| Image:Guita-pedo.png|Pedobear wants to play with you...
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| Image:Anguitarhero.jpg
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| Image:bigjohnguitarhero.jpg| Big John
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| Image:An_guitar_hero_cobain.jpg|[[Kurt Cobain]] is [[an hero|an Guitar Hero]].
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| Image:Mccainhero.jpg|[[John McCain]] is A GUITAR HERO!!!
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| Image:Ben_GH3.png|I am teh GH hero lol
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| Image:GuitarHeroMultiplayer.jpg|Guitar Hero games are praised for their accurate simulation of playing music.
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| Image:Triangle_hero.gif|A popular spin-off.
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Audiosurf]]
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| *[[Dance Dance Revolution]]
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| *[[Dragonforce]]
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| *[[Frets on Fire]]
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| *[[Metallica]]
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| *[[The Beatles]]
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| *[[Bang Camaro]]
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| *[[Hipster]]
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| *[[Indie]]
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| *[[Faggot]]
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| *[[Nerd]]
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| *[[Otherkin]]
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| *[[Basement dweller]]
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| *[[Shit Nobody Cares About]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.guitarhero.com/ Guitar Hero Official Site]
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| *[http://www.rockband.com/ Rock Band Official Site]
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| *{{youtube|F6DdnnkjLVg|What "Guitar Heroes" have to do when they meet.}}
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| *{{youtube|nDdSTtE3nNE|When toy guitars and real basses meet.}}
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| *[http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/101746 The inspiring tale of a boy who drops out of high school to pursue his dream of playing ''Guitar Hero'' professionally.] - No, srsly.
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