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Between late January and early April 2012, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Starkiller88 an editor] (who may or may not be a sockpuppet of someone) was using anonymous IPs to add unneccessary statements to the Fobos-Grunt article, one of the articles he largely contributes. Responding to this, he reverted and deleted most of his shit, and the article was semi-protected was protected as he was persistent in adding it. Initially, he seemed to be insistent on adding claims that the Fobos-Grunt mission would not be repeated, based on speculation that Russia was about to join the European ExoMars program as its partner. As this came to pass, he took the opposite direction, that the mission would be cleared for a repeat, based on the opinion of a single scientist. His efforts to resolve the issue on the article's talk page were fruitless. Eventually, BatteryIncluded made a series of disparaging and uncivil posts in an attempt to get him to stop claiming that the repeat mission to Phobos was planned. However, this had no effect, as it simply caused Starkiller to start claiming at every possible opportunity, and with much emphasis as possible, that no other mission could take its place in the future. This was finally resolved by another editor, named Lx 121, whom he did not know him. | Between late January and early April 2012, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Starkiller88 an editor] (who may or may not be a sockpuppet of someone) was using anonymous IPs to add unneccessary statements to the Fobos-Grunt article, one of the articles he largely contributes. Responding to this, he reverted and deleted most of his shit, and the article was semi-protected was protected as he was persistent in adding it. Initially, he seemed to be insistent on adding claims that the Fobos-Grunt mission would not be repeated, based on speculation that Russia was about to join the European ExoMars program as its partner. As this came to pass, he took the opposite direction, that the mission would be cleared for a repeat, based on the opinion of a single scientist. His efforts to resolve the issue on the article's talk page were fruitless. Eventually, BatteryIncluded made a series of disparaging and uncivil posts in an attempt to get him to stop claiming that the repeat mission to Phobos was planned. However, this had no effect, as it simply caused Starkiller to start claiming at every possible opportunity, and with much emphasis as possible, that no other mission could take its place in the future. This was finally resolved by another editor, named Lx 121, whom he did not know him. | ||
In addition to the claims about the scientists and engineers behind the Fobos-Grunt mission were accused of treason, cited by a single user-generated content on Pastebin, he attempted to add a page about an operation by Anonymous called "Operation Phobos-Gone", a "campaign" to redress the injustice of a Russian rocketry club being closed following a programming error left a $163 million dollar space probe stuck in low earth orbit, a fireable offense in most office settings. This campaign was evidenced by only a twitter account and a shit livejournal knockoff journal, but that didn't stop Starkiller88 from writing an article up to cover the whole affair. When asked to account for his creation of a pointless non-article about a twitter feed, Starkiller [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Redirects_for_discussion/Log/2012_May_10#Operation%20Fobos-Gone admitted in broken, near unreadable prose] that he himself had started the twitter feed and the journal the article was based upon. He said he was forced to do so because BatteryIncluded stated the fact that no further Phobos probes were planned. | In addition to the claims about the scientists and engineers behind the Fobos-Grunt mission were accused of treason, cited by a single user-generated content on Pastebin, he attempted to add a page about an operation by Anonymous called "Operation Phobos-Gone", a "campaign" to redress the injustice of a Russian rocketry club being closed following a programming error left a $163 million dollar space probe stuck in low earth orbit, a fireable offense in most office settings. This campaign was evidenced by only a twitter account and a shit livejournal knockoff journal, but that didn't stop Starkiller88 from writing an article up to cover the whole affair. When asked to account for his creation of a pointless non-article about a twitter feed, Starkiller [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Redirects_for_discussion/Log/2012_May_10#Operation%20Fobos-Gone admitted in broken, near unreadable prose] that he himself had started the twitter feed and the journal the article was based upon. He said he was forced to do so because BatteryIncluded stated the fact that no further Phobos probes were planned. Making this point to him had been the cause of his insistence that there would never be another mission to Phobos. | ||
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Shortly after this conversation, Starkiller88 went on to user page vandalism with pain series attacks against BatteryIncluded in retaliation for his anger. Despite many contributions to pages such as [[Anonymous]], Malaysian National Space Agency, Future spaceflights, various Malaysian Railways, and Series of Unfortunate Events pages, the editor known as Starkiller88 was permabanned for this. Although his name wasn't added to the [[list of banned users]], BatteryIncluded took advantage of his ban, baiting him with a kitten he gave him, and telling him to step back from his computer or any other computer and kill himself. | Shortly after this conversation, Starkiller88 went on to user page vandalism with pain series attacks against BatteryIncluded in retaliation for his anger. Despite many contributions to pages such as [[Anonymous]], Malaysian National Space Agency, Future spaceflights, various Malaysian Railways, and Series of Unfortunate Events pages, the editor known as Starkiller88 was permabanned for this, with no administrator willing to challenge this ban who doesn't want to take their full brunt of his wrath. Although his name wasn't added to the [[list of banned users]], BatteryIncluded took advantage of his ban, baiting him with a kitten he gave him, and telling him to step back from his computer or any other computer and kill himself. | ||
== 2013 == | == 2013 == | ||
Revision as of 07:06, 29 April 2013
BatteryIncluded (BI) is an American hero and Wikipedo. He has made many exceptionally good contributions on Wikipedia, and like most functional and disease-free editors, incited the wrath of an aspie, which is how he came to have an article on this site.
He is a pretty cool guy, calling out deluded engrish speaking fuckwits who exercise their unhealthy obsession with space exploration on wikipedia. He is also legitimately interested in the mental health of those who attack him, repeatedly offering suggestions as to how symptoms may be better managed. For his dedication and concern, he is scorned by at least one autist.
2009
BatteryIncluded edits mostly uninteresting bullshit about space and shit, with an edit count well into the thousands. BatteryIncluded made himself an enemy or two, and told them to "write a book", which is Wikipedian for "climb a tower of dicks and eat your way down". He then refused to even acknowledge calls for civility on his part. He also asked that all Martian spiders be moved to the Dark Dune Spots, which seems to be a sensible precaution against Martian spider invasions.
2012
Between late January and early April 2012, an editor (who may or may not be a sockpuppet of someone) was using anonymous IPs to add unneccessary statements to the Fobos-Grunt article, one of the articles he largely contributes. Responding to this, he reverted and deleted most of his shit, and the article was semi-protected was protected as he was persistent in adding it. Initially, he seemed to be insistent on adding claims that the Fobos-Grunt mission would not be repeated, based on speculation that Russia was about to join the European ExoMars program as its partner. As this came to pass, he took the opposite direction, that the mission would be cleared for a repeat, based on the opinion of a single scientist. His efforts to resolve the issue on the article's talk page were fruitless. Eventually, BatteryIncluded made a series of disparaging and uncivil posts in an attempt to get him to stop claiming that the repeat mission to Phobos was planned. However, this had no effect, as it simply caused Starkiller to start claiming at every possible opportunity, and with much emphasis as possible, that no other mission could take its place in the future. This was finally resolved by another editor, named Lx 121, whom he did not know him.
In addition to the claims about the scientists and engineers behind the Fobos-Grunt mission were accused of treason, cited by a single user-generated content on Pastebin, he attempted to add a page about an operation by Anonymous called "Operation Phobos-Gone", a "campaign" to redress the injustice of a Russian rocketry club being closed following a programming error left a $163 million dollar space probe stuck in low earth orbit, a fireable offense in most office settings. This campaign was evidenced by only a twitter account and a shit livejournal knockoff journal, but that didn't stop Starkiller88 from writing an article up to cover the whole affair. When asked to account for his creation of a pointless non-article about a twitter feed, Starkiller admitted in broken, near unreadable prose that he himself had started the twitter feed and the journal the article was based upon. He said he was forced to do so because BatteryIncluded stated the fact that no further Phobos probes were planned. Making this point to him had been the cause of his insistence that there would never be another mission to Phobos.
—Starkiller, totally missing the point. | ||
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After having his shit article raped and smelling the burnt flesh stench of banhammer in the air, Starkiller88 went running like a child to BatteryIncluded in a desperate attempt to avoid being shit-canned. His messages range from pleads to "redemption", to a compulsion to vandalize, and to blaming BatteryIncluded for infecting his computer with malware.
—Starkiller88, quivering in fear | ||
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Shortly after this conversation, Starkiller88 went on to user page vandalism with pain series attacks against BatteryIncluded in retaliation for his anger. Despite many contributions to pages such as Anonymous, Malaysian National Space Agency, Future spaceflights, various Malaysian Railways, and Series of Unfortunate Events pages, the editor known as Starkiller88 was permabanned for this, with no administrator willing to challenge this ban who doesn't want to take their full brunt of his wrath. Although his name wasn't added to the list of banned users, BatteryIncluded took advantage of his ban, baiting him with a kitten he gave him, and telling him to step back from his computer or any other computer and kill himself.
2013
Not being a banned loser, BatteryIncluded continues to edit, telling people to kill themselves, and not giving a fuck. May he live a long and healthy live, have five wives and eighty children, and die only when he is good and ready to leave his mansion.
External links
- Wikipedia's page of BatteryIncluded
- Wikimedia Commons page of BatteryIncluded
- The obligatory youtube video declaring war.
- The Anon News announcement
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