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Revision as of 20:59, 27 June 2013
Where women should be (proof), just like they have been for at least 100 years. If you are a woman and on teh internets, get back in the kitchen and make your man a sandwich. Feminazi whores have been complaining about "in the kitchen" for at least 100 years. This complaining will continue until a Real Man stands up and starts pwning their stupid whore mouths.
Every good IRC network has a #kitchen channel where the harem is located.
Teaching at a young age
Things you will find in the kitchen
- Pots and pans
- An oven (warning: may be hot!). Shove your 13 year old brother into this (A Jew is fine too).
- A fridge, this is a great place to hide the body of your 13 year old brother after roasting him to death in the oven.
- Women who know their place. If there aren't at least three, then you need to
buyenslave more. - A clock in the stove
- Your mom, she's either there or in my bed (or your wife and daughter, who were already in my bed).
- Your dad, who teaches you that the stove is fucking HOT you fucktard.
- A sammich... and crack... in Pyrex bowls
- Jam, jelly, and marmalade
SpaghettiosDisregard that, some bitch stole them for performance art.
Fun things to do in the kitchen
- Stare into the fridge for half an hour, looking for chocolate.
- Grab food, possibly delicious cake, out of fridge and insert into mouth.
- Practice goatse
- Lick the cold inside of your freezer, resulting in your tongue being stuck.
- Drink beer and eat pizza
- Have sex on the kitchen table
- Stare into the fridge again
- Stare into the fridge while having sex.
- Have sex in the fridge.
- Have sex with the fridge.
- Make marmalade.
- Cover your hand in ice until frozen, then shove it up your woman's arse.
Reasons to let her out of the kitchen
- If she is Samus Aran and promises to commit at least one act of genocide and/or desecration of holy areas before she comes back.
- So she can buy a gun and become An Hero with a murder suicide, thus proving that she can do it even though you can't, you emasculated bitch.
- To get more food so she can come back to the kitchen and feed your fat ass.
- So she can distract the FBI with her boobs while you evacuate your sex toys, you sick fuck.
- So she can suck your dick while you play modern warfare 2, since you dont got to do anything.
- So she can suck your dick while you're watching an important game on tv, or when you just dont feel like getting up, because thats too much work
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Silly woman
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A perfect example that /b/tards existed before 4chan.
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That's right, cook while I read my porn
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That's right bitch.
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Iron Chan restores the order.
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Even Robotnik agrees. Not photoshopped. Srsly.
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The way Better Days should have ended.