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Ladies and gentlemen, chipmunk lovers and fart enthusiasts.  
Ladies and gentlemen, chipmunk lovers and fart enthusiasts.  


Behold, another mistake of god that has plauged Deviantart. '''Kligzward'''
Behold, another mistake of god that has plauged Deviantart. '''Kligzward'''
[[File:Kligzward.jpg|thumb|left|150px| Notice the failure attempt of looking like he doesnt care. See the spurt of drool about to burst from the left side of the mouth?]]


A lot can be said by this waste of a pile of overdeveloped cumshot. But to summarize,  
A lot can be said by this waste of a pile of overdeveloped cumshot. But to summarize,  
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'''-And to top it all of, a complete fucking retard.'''
'''-And to top it all of, a complete fucking retard.'''
You'll most likely see him drawing terrible MS Paint submissions, making shitty Yu-Gi-Oh cards, spamming other users pages that they shouldn't be cursing, or bitching constantly that he has no one to talk to. Probably because he gives off serial killer vibes.
[[File:kligzward guessing game.png|thumb|right|150px| A game he plays before choosing his prey. Classy no?''']]
[[File:Victim card.png|thumb|left|150px| Kligzward will use this card. '''All. The fucking. Time''']]
== Art ==
If you can even call it that. You've seen this on Deviantart a lot. Shit art thats made in the span of 10 minutes on MS Paint, then uploaded for his equally retarded friends to praise it, completely blind to the fact that he is a talentless faggot who most likely had a rock hard boner while creating these eye sores.
[[File:do i look good.png|thumb|left|150px| This is supposed to be a chipmunk mind you.]]
His art consists of the following.
-'''His shitty fursona.'''
-'''Fat chicks drawn terribly.'''
-'''Shitty DBZ characters.'''
-'''Shitty Star Wars pictures.'''
-'''Combining both Star Wars and DBZ.'''
[[File:kligzward3.png|thumb|left|150px| Its so hard to spot the difference! And yes, that is Star Wars on the left...]]
Besides these abominations, hes also known to draw his friends and love interests in fat fetish art. '''Without their consent.''' While a number of his retarded friends enjoy these, hes pissed off even more people with his perverted actions, as was in their right for being completely creeped out by this retard. Normally these people would calmly tell him to stop and take it down, but god forbid does a faggot learn his lesson? He'll keep quiet about it for oh say 1 day, then upload yet another image of the same nature. And does he ever understand why people get upset with him? Fuck no! Instead he plays the fucking victim card to the point hes worse than Chris-Chan

Revision as of 23:26, 22 July 2013

Notice the failure attempt of looking like he doesnt care. See the spurt of drool about to burst from the left side of the mouth?

Ladies and gentlemen, chipmunk lovers and fart enthusiasts.

Behold, another mistake of god that has plauged Deviantart. Kligzward

A lot can be said by this waste of a pile of overdeveloped cumshot. But to summarize,

-He LOVES Alvin and the Chipmunks shit.

-Draws very shitty inflation, fart, fat fetish art on paint with his fursona.

-Creepy beyond fuck.

-And to top it all of, a complete fucking retard.

You'll most likely see him drawing terrible MS Paint submissions, making shitty Yu-Gi-Oh cards, spamming other users pages that they shouldn't be cursing, or bitching constantly that he has no one to talk to. Probably because he gives off serial killer vibes.

A game he plays before choosing his prey. Classy no?
Kligzward will use this card. All. The fucking. Time



Art

If you can even call it that. You've seen this on Deviantart a lot. Shit art thats made in the span of 10 minutes on MS Paint, then uploaded for his equally retarded friends to praise it, completely blind to the fact that he is a talentless faggot who most likely had a rock hard boner while creating these eye sores.

This is supposed to be a chipmunk mind you.

His art consists of the following.

-His shitty fursona.

-Fat chicks drawn terribly.

-Shitty DBZ characters.

-Shitty Star Wars pictures.

-Combining both Star Wars and DBZ.

Its so hard to spot the difference! And yes, that is Star Wars on the left...

Besides these abominations, hes also known to draw his friends and love interests in fat fetish art. Without their consent. While a number of his retarded friends enjoy these, hes pissed off even more people with his perverted actions, as was in their right for being completely creeped out by this retard. Normally these people would calmly tell him to stop and take it down, but god forbid does a faggot learn his lesson? He'll keep quiet about it for oh say 1 day, then upload yet another image of the same nature. And does he ever understand why people get upset with him? Fuck no! Instead he plays the fucking victim card to the point hes worse than Chris-Chan