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| [[File:lizardsquad1.jpeg|thumb|right|200 px|''Not'' copying [[LulzSec|anyone]].]]
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| '''The Lizard Squad''' is a group of [[13-year-old boy|young]] [[Script kiddie|skids]] that still live with their parents and will most likely die alone in Guantanamo due to [[AIDS]] and [[Party Van|arrests]]. They got fame for ruining [[gaming|gayming]] servers during the second period of 2014, for [[Twitter|tweeting]] a false terrorist act on a plane and especially for shutting down PSN and Xbox Live gaming networks on Christmas. Later on however, they got [[Party Van|V&]] - press F to pay respects fam.
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| ==Gayming ruining==
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| In the second half of 2014, gaming services were constantly being attacked by Lizard Squad. This is what gave so many [[Gamergate|Gamergaters]] enough time to <s>stalk and [[Mad|threaten]] [[Zoe Quinn|people]] on social networks and [[IRL]]</s> bitch about the "good old days" of 4chan and circlejerk about SJWs as always. Lizard Squad attacked the following gaming services:
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| *Madden servers
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| *[[League of Legends]] servers
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| *Twitch
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| *Destiny servers
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| *Sims 4 servers
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| *FIFA servers
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| *[[Call of Duty]]: [[Ghostbusters|Ghosts]] servers
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| *[[Runescape]]
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| *Riot Games
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| *[[World of Warcraft|Battle.Net]]
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| *PlayStation Network
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| *Xbox Live
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| *[[Steam]] - The first Lizard Squad [[fail|"attack"]] of 2015. Only one Steam server was stalled for 16 minutes.
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| These attacks gave them some [[E-points|infamy]] amongst gamers who would rather be butthurt about some script kiddies running a bot net for 15 minutes than go outside.
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| ==Bomb threats==
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| [[File:lizardhi.jpg|thumb|right|200 px|Lizard Squad leader worried of FBI investigation]]
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| During July, in the middle of gayming network attacks and since [http://www.classicalite.com/articles/10955/20140830/lizard-squad-hackers-address-terrorist-isis-connection-playstation-ddos-attack.htm Lizard Squad is] [[ISIS]], they tweeted that it was believed the flight carrying Sony Online Entertainment President John Smedley had explosives on board. The flight was diverted to Phoenix for a security-related matter. John Smedley claims that the [[FBI]] is in the case since it's National Security related.
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| ==Finest Squad==
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| [[File:finestsquadshit.png|thumb|right|230 px|Lizard Squad dox by Finest Squad]]
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| Finest Squad is a group who appeared as the saviours of online gaming. Their mission was to stop the lizard squad from ruining Christmas. [[spoiler|They failed]], like it was expected.
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| The group initially [[dox|doxed]] the whole [[pedo|LS]] and published it on their strong security website. The media quickly published encouraging reports about how Finest Squad heroes had ''[[doxxing|doxxed]]'' the evil hackers. The only problem? [[Fail|None]] of the doxed guys were actually from LS, and Finest Squad became a target for better hackers. In less than a week, [http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=Ru1pGCGC all the members from Finest Squad were doxed by MLT] and decorated with lulzy [[ASCII]] art.
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| Even after getting ass raped and not being able to stop the Christmas Day attack, they claimed that they were the ones that stopped PSN and XBL attacks by launching [[fail|"succesful"]] [[DDoS]] attacks against LS servers, which are all protected by Cloudflare ([[Daniel Brandt|Daniel Brandts]] favourite service), with the use of [[LOIC|sofisticated, professional haxing software]].
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| Characteristics of Finest Squad members:
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| * Know how to use [[LOIC]]
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| * Know how to spell the word dox
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| * Can't DDoS a server
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| * Publish the first names they find on the internet as legit dox
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| * High levels of [[autism]]
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| * Bullimic
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| * Probably are members from [[JIDF]]
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| * Love gayming
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| ==The Great Christmas DDoS==
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| [[File:lizardsquad2.jpeg|thumb|right|200 px|I have doxed Lizard Squad as a guy called [[Santa Claus]], who lives in the [[ExilePitbull|Arctic]] with polar bears and snowniggers]]
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| [[File:kimsaveslizard.jpg|thumb|right|200 px|Kim Dotcom saves children (and his personal gayming)]]
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| Lizard Squad publicly said that they would DDoS Play Station Network and Xbox Live servers on Christmas Day. This led to a massive ammount of pre-DDoS drama when fags tried to stop them from doing so. This resulted in:
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| *A bunch of skids trying to [[dox]] them without success
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| *[http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/23/cows-can-talk-to-humans-4998085/ Cows being able to talk to humans]
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| *Many fake twitter accounts created by fanboys, faggots or scammers
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| *2 Lizard Squad official twitter accounts rekt: {{twitter|LizardSquad}} and {{twitter|LizardPatrol}}
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| *Many fake media reports of arrested members from Lizard Squad
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| After laughing at the n00bs, Lizard Squad proceeded to start its DDoS attack on PSN and Xbox Live on the early morning of Christmas Day as promised. The targets of the attack were the load balancers of the networks; once they fell, both whole networks were unable to give any kind of service. The attack lasted for nearly 20 hours. The anger of the kids and gamers can be read on {{hashtag|LizardSquad}} or on any other social network or forum. Lizard Squad received more insults and death threats from teens in 1 hour than [[User:nachash|nachash and PinkMeth owner]] from [https://r000t.com/texas-attorney-threatens-opponents-with-death/ Jason] [http://motherboard.vice.com/read/what-happens-when-a-lawyer-takes-on-a-hacker Van] [https://storify.com/doxbin/meantxlawyer-doesn-t-understand-tor Douche] in half a year, which is quite a [[Epic win|success]].
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| [[You]], [[fat]] [[GamerGate|gamergater]] or [[autism|autistic]] [[gaymer]] should thank Lizard Squad for helping you to abandon your xXx [[Call of Duty|quickscoper]] [[console]] and go to the outside and do some [[sport]] during those 20 hours.
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| On Christmas Days night, [[Kim Dotcom]], after being butthurt because he couldnt play his games, decided to shill at planetarian scales his privacy-strong honeypot service: MEGA, by promising to give to the LS 300 premium MEGA accounts if they stopped the attack on both gaming networks. In less than an hour, LS had the vouchers for the accounts and stopped the attack as accorded with Kim through private messaging. [[Godhatesfags|God bless Kim Dotcom]] for saving kids from malicious attackers.
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| After the attack there were a shit ton of media reports about it and even some interviews with 2 alleged members from Lizard squad: [https://twitter.com/VinnieXiX Vinnie Omari] and [[Ryan Cleary]]. The members gave details about the reason of why they did it(the same [[bullshit]] [[Lulzsec]] used to spout) and other technical information of the attack; for example, that [[Microsoft|Microshit]] servers had an extremely poor security. Lizard Squad publicly said that {{twitter|MeanTxLawyer}} [[Troll|was sponsoring the attack on XBL and PSN]]. This led to another massive rage against the most loved lawyer in Texas and a great amount of public death threats from the lawyer. You can taste this on [https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=%40MeanTXLawyer&src=typd HERE]
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| {{rainbow|ATTACKS SPONSORED BY MEANTXLAWYER!!!!!}}
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| ==North Korea cyberattack==
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| Just after the [[FBI]] accused [[North Korea]] [http://www.fbi.gov/news/pressrel/press-releases/update-on-sony-investigation of hacking or ordering a hack by the Guardians of Peace into Sony] and releasing most of the corporations data to the internetz, [[Obama]] threatened the best Korea in response to the attack by saying that North Korea would receive a proportional counterattack. In the next hours, North Korea suffered a DDoS attack that destroyed their internets for 9 hours, (not that very much data is required to shut down the whole of NKs internet since they only have 2 major servers and 1024 IPs). Lizard Squad member twitter accounts and [[Anonymous]] claimed responsibility for the attack in {{hashtag|OpRIPNK}}, but... who the hell believes Anonymous? [[You]]?
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| The Dear Leader replied to the attack by calling Obama a monkey. These words were a big hit to the US military...
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| [[File:kjuporn.jpg|center]]
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| ==Fail Sybil attack on Tor network==
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| [[File:lizardanon.jpg|thumb|right|200 px|Lizard Squad reaction to Anonymous]]
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| After ruining Christmas, Lizard Squad decided to go after the [[Torpark|Tor network]] [[moralfag|because it's used by pedos]]. They claim to have used a Tor '''0day''' to add around 3300 new relays to the Tor network in about an hour. All the relays were called LizardNSA + 10 random digits and all were hosted on [[jewgle]] user content servers with a extremely shitty bandwidth. The attack resulted in nothing else rather than more [[NSA]] [[propaganda]] for everyone: "Tor is broken, Tor is kill, Tor is botnet, Tor is for pedos..." The problem was solved in less than 2 hours by the Tor Project team with something as simple as blocking LizardNSA relays from the network.
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| The attack, which was nothing more than a fail, was criticized and overvalued by the faggots from YourAnonNews, which threatened to take actions against Lizard Squad members. Right now, Lizard Squad members are all afraid and hiding in their moms' basements because Anonymous will [[bullshit|hax]] them.
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| It should be noted that Lizard Squad's 0day definition is different from the actual 0day definition.
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| ==Lizard Stresser==
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| [[File:lizardstresser.jpg|thumb|right|180 px|Lizard Stresser click and hack layout]]
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| After the success of LS DDoS against [[PlayStation|PSN]] and [[xbox|XBL]], they decided to give paid access to their ultimate script kid stressing tool, which allows you to hax the gibson with a few clicks and some [[shekels]]. Lizard Squad claims that with its tool you can launch DDoS attacks of 30 Terabytes/second which is as [[fake|legit]] as Nicky Minaj boobs. The numbers claimed by Lizard Squad pwn and shit on top of [https://blog.cloudflare.com/the-ddos-that-almost-broke-the-internet/ anything] [http://rt.com/news/biggest-ddos-us-cloudflare-557/ done] [https://blog.cloudflare.com/technical-details-behind-a-400gbps-ntp-amplification-ddos-attack/ before]. You can't use a VPN to register on Lizard Stresser site, you know. [[Sabu|Hackers]] like to know who their partners and clients are.
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| The tool will be used by skids and gaymers all around the world to beat on kiddie oponents, and maybe by the media to [[ddos]] other media and then get shekels from new visits.
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| Brian Krebs spent his [http://pw2.netcom.com/~wa2ise/radios/compaa3.html happy-time by shitting] on the LS lusers, and pretty soon one of their more miserable pimply "members", the not-competent-enough [http://www.gaminglive.tv/#/channels/obnoxious "obnoxious"] aka "[https://twitter.com/internetjesusob internetjesusob]", [http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/05/teen-pleads-guilty-to-23-charges-of-swatting-harassing-online-game-rivals/ was busted by Dudley Doright]. He'd been trying to SWAT a college girl in Arizona who played League of Legends and refused to suck ob's little Canuck knob. Mock him if you wish. Laugh at his orange jumpsuit. What a [http://www.tricitynews.com/news/coquitlam-teen-admits-to-swatting-1.1941402 little] fucknut.
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| {{quote|"The report described the teen's apparently remorseless appearance at the Wednesday hearing: "Wearing a sweatsuit, no shoes and shackles on his ankles, the teen smirked but showed little emotion during the proceeding, though often flipped his hair, drummed his fingers on his knees or pumped his leg quickly." He will return to the same Coquitlam court on June 29 for sentencing."|--Ars Technica laughs at him}}
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| There was an ''8-hour'' (originally livestreamed) video of Ob fucking with people in real time. Includes calling in some swats. (Woops, yanked after someone whined. You'll have to live with this short version. Cunt.)
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Zeekill]]: A member of Lizard Squad and [[flounced|short-lived]] [[User:Oliver Hart|ED admin]] who [[Writing yourself into an article|wrote himself into this article]]
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| *[[LulzSec|Lulzsec]]: LizardSquad tries very hard to be like Lulzsec, but miserably fails every time
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| *[[Cult of the Dead Cow]]: Old hacking team from the '80s
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| *[[Sandworm]]: This is an example of what advanced [[fucking|hacking]] is.
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| *[[DDoS]]
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| *[[Furry]]: Because they're [[horny|furry]] for gay lizard yiffing.
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| ==External Links==
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| *{{twitter|LizardMafia}}: Their official twitter account (lolol dead meat)
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| *[http://lizardpatrol.com/ Lizard Squad website (Dead? You bet, hah)]
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| *[http://www.lizardstresser.su Lizard stresser site] is now connected to their new Twitter, {{twitter|LizardLands}}
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| *[http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2014/12/26/how-kim-dotcom-saved-christmas-from-the-lizard-squad/ Forbes report about: how Kim Dotcom saved Christmas from the Lizard Squad]
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| *[https://digg.com/video/live-tv-interview-with-one-of-the-members-of-lizard-squad Digg interview video with Ryan]
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| *[http://www.classicalite.com/articles/10955/20140830/lizard-squad-hackers-address-terrorist-isis-connection-playstation-ddos-attack.htm Lizard Squad and ISIS]
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| *[http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2014/08/24/sony-online-entertainment-presidents-flight-diverted-by-psn-hackers-bomb-threat/ Forbes article about: Plane Bomb threat]
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| *[http://www.tomsguide.com/us/lizard-squad-christmas-hacker-arrested,news-20078.html Tomsguide report about: Vinnie Omari arrested]
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| *[https://twitter.com/briankrebs/status/550330632405274624 Brian Krebs laughts at Vinnie Omari]
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| *[http://venturebeat.com/2014/12/30/lizard-squad-launches-ddos-tool-that-lets-anyone-take-down-online-services-starting-at-5-99-per-month/ Venturebeat report about: Lizard Stresser]
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| *[http://www.businessinsider.com/hacker-gang-lizard-squad-is-now-selling-ddos-attacks-as-a-service-2014-12 Business Insider report about: Lizard Stresser]
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| *[http://www.businessinsider.in/How-A-Hacker-Gang-Saved-Christmas-For-Video-Game-Players-Everywhere/articleshow/45539841.cms#ixzz3MzVsZzr6 Business Insider report about---'''LOL! Lizard Squad arrested!''']
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| *{{kym|memes/events/lizard-squad-hacks|Lizard Squad Hacks}}: The history behind Lizard Squad.
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| *[https://lists.torproject.org/pipermail/tor-consensus-health/2014-December/005381.html Tor project possible sybil attack]
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| *[https://metrics.torproject.org/networksize.html Tor project network metrics]
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| *[http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/28/world/asia/north-korea-sony-hacking-the-interview.html?_r=0 North Korean Internet Outage (NY Times)]
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| *[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11314300/North-Korea-calls-Obama-a-monkey-in-latest-hacking-salvo.html KJU calls Obama a monkey (Telegraph)]
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